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Edited  by 

S.  J.  Sackett 

and 

William  E.  Koch 


KANSAS   FOLKLORE 


University  of  Nebraska  Press 
Lincoln:   1961 


The  editors  wish  to  express  their  gratitude  for  the  use  of  copyrighted  mate- 
rial: 

To  Laura  M.  French  for  permission  to  reprint  from  History  of  Emporia 
and  Lyon  County,  1929. 

To  Nyle  H.  Miller  for  permission  to  reprint  from  the  publications  of  the 
Kansas  State  Historical  Society,  1901,  1902,  1944. 

To  Frank  A.  Root  and  William  E.  Connelley  for  permission  to  reprint 
from  The  Overland  Stage  to  California,  1901. 

To  William  Ansell  Mitchell  for  permission  to  reprint  from  Linn  County, 
Kansas:  A  History,  1928. 

To  Will  E.  Stoke  for  permission  to  reprint  from  Episodes  of  Early  Days 
in  Central  and  Western  Kansas,  1926. 


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Manufactured  in  the  United  States  of  America. 

First  printing  October  1961 
Second  printing  March  1962 
Third  printing  June  1965 


FOR     KATHY     DAGEL 


This  book  is  dedicated  to  the  memory  of  Mrs.  Kathy 
Dagel  of  Augusta,  Kansas,  whose  untimely  death  de- 
prived her  fellow  folklore  enthusiasts  of  an  energetic  and 
accomplished  collector  and  a  superb  performer. 


CONTENTS 


Introduction    ix 

Folktales Mary  Frances  White  3 

Legends William  E.  Koch  and  Mary  Frances  White  39 

Beliefs,  Superstitions,  and  Sayings William  E.  Koch  73 

Proverbs  and  Riddles William  E.  Koch  90 

Dialect Charles  Burgess  104 

Folk  Verse 

Part  I Mary  Koch  116 

Part  II  Charles  Burgess  125 

Folksongs  and  Ballads 

Part  I Henry  H.  Malone  138 

Part  II Joan  O'Bryant  161 

Customs   S.  J.  Sackett  182 

Dances  and  Games S.  J.  Sackett  209 

Recipes Marjorie  Sackett  226 

Appendix 

Motif  Analyses  of  Folktales Paul  A.  Gatschet  239 

Motif  Analyses  of  Legends William  E.  Koch  242 

Kansas  Folklore  in  Print:  A  Bibliography P.  J.  Wyatt  245 

Title  Index  of  Songs 251 

A  Note  on  the  Kansas  Folklore  Society 253 


INTRODUCTION 


Kansas  is  a  big,  open,  new  stretch  of  land  where  things  have 
moved  fast.  Within  their  own  life-span  storytellers  have  seen  the 
whole  period  of  its  development  from  territory  to  state,  from 
frontier  to  continental  crossroads.  There  are  men  and  women  in 
Kansas  today  who  have  traveled  in  oxcarts  and  jets,  dwelt  in 
dugouts  and  penthouses,  been  diverted  by  medicine  shows  and 
television  programs. 

In  view  of  this  background  and  recalling  the  physical  charac- 
teristics of  the  plains  region,  it  should  come  as  no  surprise  that 
folklore  material  found  in  Kansas  differs  from  that  collected  in 
long-settled,  wooded,  and  mountainous  sections  of  America — in 
New  England,  say,  or  the  Hudson  Valley,  or  the  hills  of  Tennes- 
see. On  the  wide,  light-drenched  prairie,  other-worldly  myths  and 
fairy  tales  have  lost  out  to  realistic  anecdotes,  tall  stories,  and 
local  legends.  Kansans  have  sung,  jested,  bragged  of  the  natural 
phenomena  and  the  real  personages  affecting  their  lives  or  tick- 
ling their  fancy — of  crops  and  the  weather  and  cowhands  and 
buffalo-skinners — as  well  as  the  universal  themes  of  love,  work, 
religion,  death. 

Along  with  the  many  legends  and  stories,  songs  and  sayings, 
brought  in  by  the  pioneers  and  easily  recognized  as  imported, 
there  is  a  great  quantity  of  lore  identifiably  Kansan,  created 
within  the  state's  borders  and  revealing  much  about  the  land  and 
its  people.  However,  the  folklorist  searching  for  materials  in  Kan- 
sas must  approach  his  problem  with  its  history  in  mind.  If  he  has 
been  taught  that  a  tale  which  has  been  printed  is  no  longer  folk- 
lore, let  him  remember  that  in  the  years  from  1821  to  1936 
sparsely  settled  Kansas  had  4,368  newspapers,  while  in  the  same 
period  New  York,  the  state  with  the  largest  population,  had  only 
3,309  and  Pennsylvania  a  mere  2,5 19.1  There  has  never  been  a 
time  when  things  said  by  Kansans  or  believed  by  Kansans  or 

1  Charles  C.  Howes,  This  Place  Called  Kansas  (Norman:  University  of 
Oklahoma  Press,  1952) ,  p.  68. 


x  Introduction 

hoped  by  Kansans  did  not  make  the  newspapers.  That  Kansas 
yarns,  or  legends,  or  tall  stories  became  newspaper  items  certainly 
does  not  eliminate  them  from  the  realm  of  folklore;  they  were 
alive  in  oral  tradition  before  and  after  their  appearance  in  print. 

The  studies  presented  here  are,  we  believe,  strong  evidence 
that  Kansas  is  fertile  in  material  both  interesting  in  itself  and  of 
potential  value  for  future  comparative  studies.  The  work  as  a 
whole  has  been  designed  to  stand  as  a  representative  survey;  with 
this  objective  in  view  each  contributor  has  selected  specimens 
from  a  large  body  of  materials,  mostly  primary  sources,  either 
collected  in  the  field  or  firsthand  accounts.  Far  more  folklore 
has  been  collected  than  this  book  can  begin  to  indicate,  yet  the 
amount  is  small  compared  to  what  has  been  gathered  in  those 
sections  of  the  country  where  oral  culture  has  been  diligently 
researched  for  many  more  years  than  in  Kansas. 

Since  each  of  the  following  studies  defines  the  type  of  material 
with  which  it  is  concerned,  no  extended  definition  of  folklore 
seems  called  for  here.  But  because  the  recent  quiet  rebellion  of 
scholars  against  using  the  term  "folklore"  to  describe  what  Rich- 
ard M.  Dorson  has  called  "fakelore"  has  brought  charges  that 
there  is  no  commonly  accepted  definition,  perhaps  we  should 
emphasize  that  there  is  unanimous  agreement  on  two  cardinal 
and  fundamental  points:  to  be  designated  as  folklore,  material 
must  have  lived  in  oral  tradition  (that  is,  must  have  been  com- 
municated from  one  person  to  another  by  word  of  mouth) ,  and 
the  various  materials — songs,  tales,  legends,  proverbs,  or  riddles — 
must  have  been  reported  faithfully  and  accurately  (that  is,  are 
invalidated  for  serious  study  by  any  conscious  embellishment, 
addition,  or  deletion  by  the  compiler  or  collector) . 

It  is  our  hope  that  the  publication  of  Kansas  Folklore  will 
not  only  stimulate  those  already  in  the  field  to  continue  their 
efforts,  but  will  also  arouse  interest  in  folkloristic  activities 
among  Kansans  in  general.  Although  perhaps  not  all  are  aware 
that  it  can  be  so  labeled,  everybody  knows  some  folklore.  A 
"field  trip"  need  take  one  no  farther  than  the  attic  for  the  com- 
position book  in  which  Great-Aunt  Edith  wrote  down  the  songs 
she  loved  as  a  girl  or  the  autograph  album  preserving  the  rhymed 
sentiments  of  her  schoolmates;  collecting  may  require  no  more 
than  an  attentive  ear  on  a  hot  summer  afternoon  as  Grandpa  sits 


Introduction  xi 

by  the  air  conditioner  and  recalls  the  summers  of  his  boy- 
hood— "If  it  stayed  up  right  around  a  hunderd  and  ten  for  two, 
three  weeks,  then  we  figured  maybe  we  was  in  for  a  warm  spell." 
Far  from  being  confined  to  New  England  or  the  South  or  the 
Middle  Atlantic  States,  folklore  flourishes  wherever  there  are 
people  with  the  heart  to  love  a  song  or  story  and  make  it  their 
own.  Kansas  has  these  in  plenty. 

Grateful  acknowledgment  is  made  to  the  editor-collectors  who 
cooperated  so  splendidly;  to  Janet  Conrow  and  Agnes  Newbrey 
for  their  valuable  aid  in  preparing  the  typescript;  to  Mary  Koch 
for  helping  solve  some  knotty  problems;  and,  above  all,  to  those 
Kansans  who  sang  their  songs,  told  their  tales,  and  contributed 
recipes  or  beliefs. 

S.  J.  Sackett 
William  E.  Koch 


KANSAS    FOLKLORE 


FOLKTALES 

Mary  Frances  White 

Kansas  State  University 


"Although  the  term  'folktale'  is  often  used  in  English  to  refer 
to  the  'household  tale'  or  'fairy  tale'  (the  German  Marchen)  it  is 
also  legitimately  employed  in  a  much  broader  sense  to  include  all 
forms  of  prose  narrative,  written  or  oral,  which  have  come  to  be 
handed  down  through  the  years.  In  this  usage  the  important  fact 
is  the  traditional  nature  of  the  material."  x  Thus  Stith  Thomp- 
son defines  for  us  the  subject  of  this  study.  The  definition  is  im- 
portant because,  although  Marchen-type  folktales  are  not  com- 
monly found  in  Kansas,  many  other  types  which  are  current  in 
the  state  are  included  in  the  general  category  "folktale." 

The  pioneer  period  of  Kansas  history  was  prolific  in  both 
storytellers  and  incidents  worthy  of  the  telling.  Border  strife  be- 
tween abolitionists  and  pro-slavery  men;  Indian  raids;  the  trail- 
town  lawlessness  and  frontier  justice — primitive,  unpredictable, 
and  infrequent;  land  speculation;  the  wind  and  the  dust  and  the 
grasshoppers — all  of  these  are  the  subjects  of  stories  still  being 
recounted.  They  take  the  form  of  historical  reminiscences,  folk 
anecdotes,  and  tall  tales,  and  examples  of  each  type  are  in- 
cluded in  this  study. 

Most  of  the  tales  provide  insight  into  the  character  of  the  nar- 
rator or  the  subject  of  the  story,  and  into  some  phase  of  life  on 
"the  sod-house  frontier."  Crops,  animal  life,  and  the  climate  of 
Kansas  figure  in  them  prominently.  We  find  vegetables  of  as- 
tounding dimensions,  a  profusion  of  jackrabbits  and  rattlers  as 
well  as  more  unusual  animals,  fish  and  game  beyond  measure 
and  beyond  belief,  and — frequently  the  star  actor — the  capri- 

1  Stith  Thompson,  The  Folktale  (New  York:  The  Dryden  Press,  1946)  ,  p.  4. 


4  Kansas  Folklore 

cious  Kansas  weather  in  which  the  inhabitants  take  such  perverse 
pride. 

The  tales  are  especially  illuminating  when  they  touch  on  the 
tribulations  of  the  early  settlers — harassed  by  Indians,  victim- 
ized by  land  speculators  and  the  whole  breed  of  frontier  sharp 
operators,  routinely  beset  by  plagues,  droughts,  and  tornadoes. 
Yet,  as  these  stories  make  abundantly  clear,  the  Kansas  settler 
faced  up  to  adversity  with  dogged  courage  and  wry  humor;  far 
from  enduring  hazards  and  hardships  with  a  martyr's  air,  he  con- 
fronted them  with  a  grin.  Time  and  again  he  would  make  a  joke 
of  misfortune,  passing  off  a  catastrophe  as  a  minor  annoyance  or 
even  hailing  it  as  a  blessing  in  disguise.  Such  an  outlook  was  no 
small  thing;  it  might  almost  be  said  that  without  the  capacity  to 
laugh  at  his  troubles,  the  Kansas  pioneer  could  not  have  sur- 
vived. 

Not  all  of  the  stories  presented  here  are  native  to  Kansas.  The 
tall  tale,  for  instance,  is  characteristic  of  the  whole  Midwest — in- 
deed of  any  region  in  its  period  of  exploration  and  settlement — 
and  similar  stories  may  be  collected  from  any  of  our  neighboring 
states;  but  their  universality  is  precisely  what  makes  them  inter- 
esting to  the  student  of  folklore.  To  study  the  tales  which  were 
brought  into  the  state  and  the  slight  changes  which  make  them 
peculiarly  Kansan  is  one  of  the  functions  of  our  folklorists.  Three 
of  the  stories  included  are  of  Old  World  origin;  they  are  repre- 
sentative of  many  introduced  during  the  years  after  the  Civil  War 
when  the  railroad  agents'  promises  of  cheap  land  and  the  alluring 
descriptions  in  promotional  brochures  attracted  immigrants  from 
nearly  every  European  country.  These  tales  do  not  circulate 
widely  in  Kansas  today,  but  there  are  communities  in  which 
they  can  still  be  heard. 

Although  there  has  been  no  major  attempt  to  collect  folktales 
in  Kansas,  many  have  been  preserved  for  us  in  the  pages  of  fron- 
tier newspapers.  Early  editors  seemed  to  delight  in  them,  and 
did  an  excellent  job  of  retaining  their  pungency  and  anonymity. 
By  virtue  of  publication  they  gained  wider  oral  currency.  Other 
stories  were  recorded  in  diaries,  volumes  of  personal  reminis- 
cence, and  county  histories.  Thus  many  Kansas  folktales  found 
their  way  into  print.  Since  most  of  the  periodicals  and  books  in 
which  they  appeared  are  now  unavailable,  some  of  the  most  in- 


Folktales  5 

teresting  of  these  previously  published  tales  are  presented  here, 
together  with  stories  recently  collected  from  a  living  oral  tradi- 
tion in  the  state.2 


TALES  OF  KANSAS  WEATHER 

Windy  Tale  of  a  Kansas  Tenderfoot 

[Abe  Peters  told  A.  T.  McNeal  this  story  of  what  happened  to 
a  tenderfoot  who  was  learning  how  to  combat  the  Kansas  wind. 
Reprinted  from  the  Kansas  City  Star,  13  August  1912.] 

1  have  seen  some  hard  winters  out  in  western  Kansas.  There 
are  some  things  that  an  old  resident  learns  out  there  from  obser- 
vation and  experience.  One  is  that  when  you  are  facing  a  hard 
wind  to  keep  your  mouth  shut.  One  day  I  was  traveling  with  a 
tenderfoot  from  the  East.  He  was  a  long,  slender  man  about  6  feet 
3  inches  long  and  about  6  inches  wide.  He  had  no  more  meat  on 
his  bones  than  a  fork  handle  and  was  about  the  most  emaciated 
looking  person  I  ever  saw.  As  I  was  saying,  one  day  we  started  to 
ride  across  the  prairie  when  the  wind  came  up  in  our  faces,  blow- 
ing at  the  rate  of  a  hundred  miles  an  hour  or  so.  The  tenderfoot 
opened  his  mouth  to  say  something  to  me.  I  heard  him  make  a 
curious  noise  and  looked  around  to  see  what  was  the  matter  and 
saw  that  he  had  inadvertently  swallowed  about  six  or  seven  bar- 
rels of  wind.  He  looked  like  an  inflated  air  cushion  and  seemed 
to  be  about  four  times  the  size  he  was  naturally.  It  seemed  to  set 
him  sort  of  crazy  and  he  jumped  out  of  the  buggy.  When  he  lit 
on  the  ground  he  bounced  into  the  air  like  a  rubber  ball  and 
then  went  bounding  across  the  prairie  like  a  tumbleweed  before 
the  wind.  At  the  end  of  three  miles  he  fell  into  a  canyon  where 
the  wind  couldn't  hit  him  and  stopped,  but  it  was  a  week  before 
he  was  back  to  his  normal  size. 

2  Motif  analyses  of  the  stories  in  this  study  appear  in  the  Appendix,  page 
239.  They  refer  to  parallel  situations  or  events  as  listed  in  Stith  Thompson, 
Motif-Index  of  Folk-Literature  (rev.  ed.;  Bloomington:  Indiana  University, 
1957,  six  vols.)  .  While  the  Appendix  does  not  attempt  to  provide  a  complete 
list  of  the  motifs,  enough  are  given  so  that  the  reader  can  find  analogues  in 
collections  of  folktales  from  other  U.  S.  regions  and  from  other  countries. 


6  Kansas  Folklore 

Harnessing  the  Winds 

[Cyclones  in  Kansas  often  perform  a  service  for  mankind. 
"Give-a-dam"  Jones,  from  near  Verbruk,  Kansas,  vouches  for  this 
story  of  a  twister,  which  appeared  in  the  Barton  County  Demo- 
crat, 23  April  1893.  There  are  several  other  versions.] 

You  know  one  of  them  little  twisters  we  had  last  week  up  in 
our  part  of  the  county  done  me  a  good  turn.  I  just  had  time  to 
plow  a  couple  of  rounds  'fore  unhitchin'  for  the  day,  an'  left  the 
plow  stickin'  in  the  ground — a  little  level  patch  betwixt  some 
hills.  An'  in  the  morning — give-a-dam — one  o'  them  little  hell- 
roaring  twisters  didn't  do  a  thing  but  grab  that  old  plow  and 
spun  it  'round  an'  'round,  'til  the  hull  give-a-dam  land  I'd  laid 
out  was  plowed  up  slick  as  if  I'd  done  it  myself.  I  don't  give-a-dam 
if  it'd  turn  up  another  patch. 

Tall  Cyclone  Stories 

[Among  the  tall  tales  swapped  in  the  office  of  W.  G.  Tandy, 
former  city  commissioner  of  streets  in  Topeka,  are  many  of  the 
traditional  stories  about  cyclones.  This  account,  which  appeared 
in  the  Osborne  County  Farmer,  20  January  1916,  shows  how 
good  storytellers  try  to  top  each  other.] 

"I  saw  a  cottonwood  tree  that  stood  in  the  way  of  a  cyclone," 
said  C.  A.  Porter,  assistant  city  engineer.  "The  big  wind  had  just 
gathered  up  a  stack  of  wheat  straw.  The  straws  were  blown  right 
into  the  wood  of  that  tree,  just  like  each  straw  had  been  a  nail 
and  had  been  driven  in.  Straws  were  sticking  with  one  end  em- 
bedded in  the  wood  so  that  tree  looked  like  a  huge  mule-tail 
sticking  out  of  the  ground." 

"I  believe  that,  all  right,"  replied  B.  F.  Allen,  inspector. 

"That's  nothing,"  spoke  up  A.  R.  Young,  city  engineer.  "I  saw 
a  plow  once  which  had  been  struck  by  a  cyclone.  It  was  an  ordi- 
nary walking  plow  with  a  steel  beam.  When  the  farmer  who  was 
using  it  saw  a  storm  coming,  he  unhitched  and  left  the  plow  in 
the  field.  The  cyclone  hit  that  steel  beam  and  whipped  it  right 
back  between  the  handles — just  bent  it  double  and  never  moved 
the  plow  an  inch  from  where  it  had  been  left." 

"I'll  believe  anything  I  am  told  about  a  cyclone,"  declared  Al- 


Folktales  7 

len.  "And  speaking  of  that  plow  reminds  me  of  what  I  saw  up  in 
Nebraska  once.  A  farmer  I  know  very  well — in  fact,  he  lived  on 
the  farm  adjoining  mine — was  struck  by  lightning  while  he  was 
plowing.  Both  he  and  his  team  were  killed.  He  left  a  widow  and 
a  large  family  of  small  children.  None  of  the  children  was  large 
enough  to  go  ahead  and  put  in  the  crops  and  the  poor  woman 
had  no  money  to  pay  for  a  hired  man  or  to  buy  a  team. 

"As  we  were  coming  home  from  the  cemetery  after  burying  her 
husband,  a  number  of  us  talked  over  her  situation  and  decided 
that  we  neighbors  would  get  together  and  plow  the  land  and  put 
in  a  crop  for  her.  We  noticed  a  big  funnel-shaped  cloud,  but  did 
not  think  much  about  it  until  we  got  near  the  field  where  the 
man  had  been  killed. 

"Well,  sir,  you  can  believe  this  or  not,  just  as  you  please,  but  it 
is  a  fact — a  whirlwind  hit  that  plow,  which  was  still  standing  in 
the  furrow.  The  wind  took  that  plow  right  straight  down  the 
furrow,  just  as  straight  as  if  a  man  was  driving  a  team  hitched  to 
it.  When  the  end  of  the  furrow  was  reached  the  wind  changed 
and  turned  that  plow  at  right  angles  and  plowed  another  furrow. 
When  the  next  corner  was  reached  the  same  thing  happened, 
and  that  whirlwind  just  kept  doing  that  way,  and  right  before 
the  eyes  of  all  the  people  coming  from  the  funeral  that  whole 
field  was  plowed — yessir — all  in  about  a  minute. 

"Yep,  and  after  that  quarter-section  was  plowed,  the  wind  hit 
the  granary  where  the  seed  wheat  was  stored,  turned  the  building 
over  and  scattered  that  wheat  all  over  the  field  and  covered  it 
up.  Yessir,  I'll  believe  anything  anyone  tells  me  about  a  cyclone 
for  I  actually  saw  that." 

"Didn't  another  cyclone  come  along  about  harvest  time  and 
harvest  that  wheat,  thresh  it,  take  it  to  the  market  and  blow  the 
exact  amount  of  money  back  out  of  the  bank  to  pay  for  it?" 
queried  L.  R.  Lane. 

"Ah,  you  are  joking  now,  but  what  I  have  been  telling  I  saw 
with  my  own  eyes,"  insisted  Allen. 

"It  was  a  cyclone  that  gave  me  my  start  in  business,"  W.  G. 
Tandy  announced.  "I  was  in  the  moving  business.  Two  men  in 
different  parts  of  the  town  decided  to  trade  houses.  Each  wanted 
to  keep  the  lots  he  had,  but  wanted  the  other  fellow's  house,  and 


8  Kansas  Folklore 

I  took  a  contract  to  move  them.  The  men  decided  to  leave  town 
and  so  went  on  a  vacation  to  avoid  the  inconvenience  which 
would  result  while  the  houses  were  being  moved. 

"While  they  were  away  and  just  before  I  started  work,  a  cy- 
clone came  along  one  night  and  moved  those  houses  for  me. 
Didn't  disturb  another  thing  in  the  town  and  each  house  was  set 
up  just  as  nice  and  plumb  as  if  I  had  done  the  work  myself.  I 
just  sat  down  and  wrote  a  telegram  to  the  two  men  that  the  job 
was  completed  and  I  wanted  my  money.  I  never  told  them  how 
the  work  had  been  done  for  me,  and  they  never  were  able  to  fig- 
ure out  how  I  moved  the  wells  and  cellars  along  with  the  houses." 

"Yes,  cyclones  certainly  do  some  strange  things,"  agreed  Porter. 
"Tandy's  experience  reminds  me  of  what  happened  to  a  con- 
tractor I  know  up  in  Marysville,  Kansas.  He  had  a  contract  to 
build  a  fine  residence  there.  I  drew  the  plans  and  specifications 
and  the  materials  were  all  assembled.  The  stone  for  the  founda- 
tion, the  cement  for  the  cellar,  brick  for  the  chimneys,  lumber, 
shingles,  window  sashes,  nails,  and  hardware  were  all  on  hand. 

"Along  came  a  cyclone  and  dug  the  cellar,  laid  the  foundation, 
built  the  chimneys,  sawed  all  the  boards  and  put  that  house  to- 
gether. In  fact  built  the  entire  house  exactly  according  to  the 
plans  I  had  drawn.  There  wasn't  even  a  nail  or  a  screw  missing. 
It  even  blew  the  paint  out  of  the  paint  cans,  mixed  it  and  put  on 
three  coats  and  the  decorative  trimmings  without  splashing  a 
drop.  Then  that  cyclone  went  to  town  and  visited  an  art  store 
and  came  back  with  pictures  with  which  it  decorated  the  walls  of 
every  room  in  the  house — hung  every  picture  straight  and  with- 
out breaking  a  glass. 

"But  there  was  one  thing  about  it  I  have  never  been  able  to 
figure  out,  and  that  is  this:  Even  granting  that  that  cyclone 
mixed  the  cement  and  poured  sand  and  stone  in  the  right  pro- 
portions for  concreting  the  foundation  and  cellar  floor,  how  did 
that  cyclone  make  the  cement  'set'  in  time  to  support  the  weight 
of  the  house — the  whole  thing  was  done  in  five  minutes,  you 
know?" 

It's  Hard  to  Believe 

[Any  dry  spell  in  Kansas  is  certain  to  revive  stories  of  droughts, 
dust  storms,  and  the  sudden  torrential  rains  that  break  a  drought. 


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Many  times  these  heavy  rains  are  accompanied  by  electrical 
storms,  hail,  and  violent  wind.  C.  D.  Shultz  of  Tribune,  Kansas, 
tells  this  story  of  the  experience  he  and  his  family  had  in  a  dust 
storm  in  the  western  part  of  the  state.  Reprinted  from  the 
Hutchinson  News-Herald,  1  July  1951.] 

It  is  hard  to  believe.  As  we  were  returning  home  from  visiting 
relatives  at  Hutchinson  and  Pratt  we  were  detoured  by  high  wa- 
ter at  Garden  City.  Just  east  of  Lakin  we  ran  into  a  dust  storm 
that  was  as  dark  as  the  inside  of  a  vinegar  jug. 

Well,  it  just  happened  to  be  raining  at  the  same  time,  and  it 
seemed  that  that  dust  had  been  wet  up  so  often  that  it  just  got 
stubborn  and  refused  to  let  the  rain  through.  We  drove  along  for 
a  couple  of  miles  under  a  solid  ceiling  like  a  fly  hunting  an  es- 
cape, and  as  we  drove  the  ceiling  seemed  to  be  settling  and  we 
wondered  why  that  layer  of  dust  was  solid  dirt  for  a  depth  of 
about  twenty-five  feet  floating  on  that  eight  foot  layer  of  com- 
pressed air  and  dust  underneath,  and  water  running  along  the 
top.  It  had  settled  down  over  a  windmill  until  only  the  wheel  was 
sticking  out  at  the  top,  and  the  flowing  water  was  turning  the 
wheel. 

Well,  then  we  could  see  why  that  muck  was  slowly  sinking  be- 
cause a  few  feet  away  at  regular  intervals  a  big  bubble  arose  on 
the  surface  and  a  big  puff  of  dust  would  rise.  That  windmill  was 
pumping  the  dust  out  from  underneath.  Looked  like  a  steam  lo- 
comotive starting  up  a  hill  with  a  long  freight.  As  I  say,  it's  hard 
to  believe. 

Changeableness  of  Kansas  Weather 

[Collected  from  George  Evans  of  McFarland,  Kansas,  by  P.  J. 
Wyatt,  15  June  1956.] 

It  was  related  that  in  the  early  days  we  had  some  very  hot 
weather,  which  we  have  most  every  year  in  Kansas.  A  farmer  was 
driving  a  yoke  of  cattle,  and-uh  they  became  wearied  on  account 
of  the  heat,  an'  he  found  that  he  would  have  to  do  something — 
give  them  some  water.  This  story  represents  the  sudden  changes 
that  take  place  in  Kansas,  occasionally. 

He  rushed  over  to  the  well  to  get  a  bucket  of  water  for  his  ox 
an'  by  the  time  he  got  to  the  wagon,  his  other  ox  had  died  with 
the  heat,  and-uh  he  looked  around  to  his  bucket,  an'  tne  weather 


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had  changed — the  wind  had  changed  to  the  north  and  his  bucket 
was  solid  ice. 

Ground  Squirrel  Digs  Hole  in  Dust  Storm 

[Collected  from  George  Evans  of  McFarland,  Kansas,  by  P.  J. 
Wyatt,  15  June  1956.] 

Kansas  is  noted  for  high  winds  and  hard  storms;  once  in 
awhile,  some  cy-clones.  We  used  to  laugh  about  the  whirlwinds. 

I  re-call  a  story  by  an  old  farmer  that  went  out  to  do  his  chores 
and  encountered  a  whirlwind.  The  dust  was  so  thick  he  couldn't 
see  his  way,  so  he  stopped  to  let  it  subside.  When  the  sun  came 
out  in  a  short  time,  the — he  noticed  that  the  dust  was  so  thick, 
that  he  saw  a  ground  squirrel  tryin'  to  make  a  hole  for  his  dwell- 
ing. 

The  Buckskin  Clothes  That  Shrank 

[Collected  from  Bob  Daily  of  Alma,  Kansas,  by  P.  J.  Wyatt, 
18  June  1956.] 

I  got  a  new  suit  of  buckskin  clothes,  and  started  out  to  see  my 
girl,  'n'  there  was  a  big  dew  on,  and  I  waded  through  weeds  and 
grass.  And  when  buckskin  gets  wet  why  it  sticks  and  it'd  get  down 
under  my  feet,  and  I'd  take  my  knife  'n'  cut  a  rim  off  of  the  bot- 
tom of  the  leg.  When  I  got  there,  why,  I  got  in  by  the  fire,  'n' 
begun  to  dry,  'n'  the  buckskin  begun  to  shrink  up.  Pretty  soon, 
all  I  had  was  just  a  little  streak  of  buckskin  above  my  knees. 


FOLKTALES  OF  KANSAS  ANIMALS 

The  Sandhill  Dodger 

[An  animal  which  is  a  most  wonderful  example  of  the  theory 
of  adaptation  to  the  environment  is  the  sandhill  dodger,  known 
mainly  to  the  inhabitants  of  the  sandhill  districts  of  Nebraska 
and  Kansas.  However,  in  other  regions  he  has  close  relatives 
whose  exploits  are  the  basis  of  good  stories.  Lee  Larabee  of  Lib- 
eral, Kansas,  gave  this  account  of  the  peculiar  animal  to  the  other 
members  of  the  state  fish  and  game  commission  a  number  of  years 
ago.  Reprinted  from  Topeka  Daily  Capital,  14  July  1927.] 

They  are  getting  rather  uncommon  now,  ...  I  always  have 


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regretted  that  I  didn't  capture  one  for  the  museum.  The  animal 
— it  is  a  four-legged  one — has  run  around  those  sandhills  so 
much  that  it  has  developed  legs  longer  on  one  side  than  the 
other.  It  runs  with  the  two  short  legs  next  the  hill,  and  makes 
wonderful  speed. 

They  are  exceptionally  intelligent,  too.  I  remember  once  one 
of  our  hands  bet  he  could  catch  one  with  his  rope.  There  were  a 
lot  of  bets  placed  on  the  event.  You  know  the  old  cowboys  would 
bet — them  days  are  gone  forever,  of  course. 

Well,  we  all  went  out  to  where  one  had  been  reported  and  sure 
enough,  we  located  it.  Shorty  went  after  it  whooping  and  holler- 
ing and  swinging  his  rope.  The  dodger  started  around  the  hill, 
and  Shorty  doubled  his  cries.  Then  we  saw  what  an  intelligent 
animal  the  sandhill  dodger  is.  Shorty  met  the  animal  at  full 
speed,  and  you'd  never  guess  what  it  did. 

Well,  sir,  when  it  saw  Shorty  coming  toward  him,  the  little 
animal  turned  its  nose  right  down  its  mouth,  went  right  on 
thru  its  entire  body,  and  was  headed  the  other  way  with  its  short 
legs  next  the  hill.  Shorty  never  caught  it. 

The  Hoop  Snake 

[One  of  the  most  unpleasant  features  of  life  on  the  prairie  was 
the  abundance  of  snakes.  They  would  crawl  through  the  open- 
ings in  the  floor,  slither  up  the  walls  of  the  sod-houses,  and  coil 
under  shocks  of  wheat.  Along  the  trails  were  dens  of  snakes,  with 
hundreds  of  these  reptiles  crawling  in  all  directions.  Both  bull 
snakes  and  rattlesnakes  were  numerous.  Other  snakes  reported 
were  the  blow  snake,  which  supposedly  discharged  a  venom  caus- 
ing stupefaction  and  death  to  those  who  breathed  it;  the  blue 
racer,  which  traveled  like  lightning;  and  the  glass  snake,  which 
was  so  brittle  that  a  slight  blow  broke  it  in  two.  The  most  inter- 
esting of  all  is  the  hoop  snake,  although  not  many  people  have 
actually  seen  one.  The  following  firsthand  account  of  J.  L.  Harri- 
son's experience  with  a  Shunganunga  hoop  snake  appeared  in 
the  Public  Letter  Box,  Topeka  Daily  Capital,  3  August  1914.] 

Last  week  I  wanted  a  mess  of  bullheads  and  as  the  raging 
Shunganunga  is  a  place  for  this  beautiful  game  fish  I  went 
thither. 

When  fishing  in  this  limpid  stream  I  always  carry  in  addition 


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to  my  tackle  a  baseball  bat  to  guard  against  the  ferocious  snakes 
that  infest  the  banks. 

It  was  a  good  day  for  fishing  for  at  the  end  of  two  hours  I  had 
a  string  of  sixty-eight   (68)    bullheads. 

Abhorring  the  name  of  gamehog  I  was  satisfied  then  to  quit. 
As  I  was  rolling  up  my  line  a  slight  rustling  in  the  weeds  back  of 
me  attracted  my  attention.  Presently  there  appeared  a  most 
strange  object.  In  appearance  it  resembled  a  Ford  automobile 
tire.  It  rolled  gently  down  to  the  water's  edge  and  assumed  a 
horizontal  position  with  a  flop. 

I  realized  instantly  that  I  stood  in  the  presence  of  a  far-famed 
hoop  snake! 

The  monster's  head  was  the  size  of  your  fist.  His  eyes  were 
beady  and  glittering,  and  just  back  of  his  nose  tufts  of  whiskers 
projected  similar  to  those  of  a  rat. 

I  took  in  these  details  in  a  second,  but  having  no  love  for  any 
kind  of  snake  I  seized  my  trusty  bat  and  struck  him  a  terrific 
blow. 

A  most  astonishing  phenomenon  resulted!  Instantly  the  snake 
broke  into  seven  distinct  pieces  which  lay  quiescent  for  a  mo- 
ment and  then  simultaneously  upended  themselves  and  walked 
off  up  into  the  bushes  and  disappeared. 

Overcome  with  astonishment  and  awe  I  made  a  fatal  mistake 
which  I  will  regret  as  long  as  I  live.  I  failed  to  follow  to  see 
whether  as  according  to  tradition  the  pieces  reunited. 

Shooting  Blackbirds 

[Down  in  Barber  county  a  group  of  men  tried  to  outdo  each 
other  on  lies  about  the  crops.  The  first  told  the  old  story  about 
the  pumpkin  vine  that  grew  so  fast  it  wore  out  the  pumpkins 
dragging  them  over  the  ground.  The  second  told  of  the  man  who 
took  off  his  shoes  and  waded  around  in  the  Kansas  mud  and  then 
lay  down  to  sleep.  When  he  awoke  in  the  morning  he  found  that 
both  legs  had  sprouted,  and  his  feet  had  grown  so  big  that  he 
couldn't  wear  anything  less  than  a  number  eighteen  shoe  in 
place  of  the  number  seven  that  had  fitted  him  the  night  before. 
The  third  told  of  the  boy  who  climbed  a  Kansas  cornstalk  in 
sport  and  then  was  unable  to  get  down  because  the  stalk  grew  up 


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faster  than  he  could  slide  down.  But  it  was  the  fourth  man,  Dea- 
con Lester,  who  topped  them  all  with  this  story  about  the  black- 
birds. Reprinted  from  Kansas  City  Journal,  9  September  1907.] 

Blackbirds  are  bad  down  in  Barber.  They  are  worrying  the 
farmers  up  and  down  the  beautiful  Medicine  Valley.  One  day  a 
farmer's  boy  rushed  into  the  house  and  told  his  father  that  the 
dratted  blackbirds  were  eating  up  all  of  the  wheat.  The  old  man 
grabbed  his  shotgun,  but  when  he  went  to  look  for  the  shot  he 
found  that  there  was  none  in  the  house.  He  was  a  resourceful 
man,  and  in  place  of  shot  he  loaded  his  gun  with  a  handful  of 
carpet  tacks  in  each  barrel.  Then  he  rushed  out  to  the  field  of 
grain.  The  birds  saw  him  coming  with  blood  in  his  eye  and  flew 
away  only  to  light  in  a  great  cottonwood  tree  where  they  set  up  a 
tremendous  chatter  at  the  farmer.  We  might  say  that  there  are 
tremendous  cottonwoods  growing  in  the  Medicine  Valley.  It  is 
no  uncommon  thing  to  see  a  cottonwood  there  that  will  measure 
four  feet  in  diameter. 

The  farmer  was  hot.  He  saw  the  birds  congregated  in  the  top 
of  the  huge  cottonwood  tree  and  turned  loose  at  them  with  both 
barrels.  When  the  smoke  cleared  away  he  heard  the  most  infernal 
chatter  from  the  birds  that  he  had  ever  listened  to,  but  they  had 
not  left  the  tree.  Then  he  discovered  that  he  had  nailed  them  all 
fast  to  the  limbs  with  the  tacks  from  his  gun.  For  a  little  while 
there  was  a  wild  fluttering  of  wings  and  then  the  farmer  saw  the 
cottonwood  start  from  the  ground.  The  blackbirds  by  one  united 
effort  pulled  it  up  by  the  roots  and  flew  away  with  it.  The  farmer 
watched  the  tree  slowly  vanishing  in  the  upper  air  until  it  be- 
came a  mere  speck  in  the  sky  and  then  disappeared  from  sight. 
Then  with  the  expression,  "Well,  I  will  be  doggoned,"  he  turned 
toward  his  humble  home. 

Quick  Wit 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Gladys  Green  of  Emporia,  Kansas,  by 
Mary  Frances  White,  18  July  1958.  It  had  been  told  to  Mrs. 
Green  by  Myrna  Cline  of  Peck,  Kansas.] 

Grandma  arrived  at  the  neighbors'  just  as  their  two  boys  were 
taking  the  stock  out  on  the  prairie  to  graze.  She  and  the  neigh- 
bor lady  were  going  to  make  soap.  The  two  women  became  ab- 


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sorbed  in  their  work  and  were  startled  when  the  boys  came  gal- 
loping into  the  yard,  screaming  something  about  a  snake. 

The  little  boy  had  jumped  off  the  horse  and  was  walking  in 
the  grass  when  he  heard  the  buzzing  of  the  rattler.  He  became 
terrified  and  started  to  run  just  as  the  snake  struck  him  in  the 
heel. 

The  neighbor  lady  became  hysterical.  The  men  were  gone  and 
the  nearest  doctor  was  25  miles  away.  Grandma  told  the  little 
boy  to  sit  down  and  the  larger  one  to  catch  her  a  chicken.  She 
ran  into  the  house  and  grabbed  up  a  knife  and  a  razor. 

She  cut  an  "X"  across  the  boy's  heel,  grabbed  a  chicken  and 
cut  it  open  behind  and  below  the  wing.  Then  she  inserted  the 
boy's  foot  into  the  body  cavity  of  the  live  chicken.  The  chicken 
died  quickly,  its  meat  turning  a  greenish-black.  When  Grandma 
was  finished  12  dead  chickens  lay  in  the  yard. 

That  boy  not  only  lived,  but  wasn't  really  sick  from  the  bite  of 
that  poison  snake.  But  every  spring  about  that  same  time,  there 
were  a  few  weeks'  time  when  the  muscles  in  his  heel  drew  up  un- 
til he  had  to  walk  on  his  toe. 

The  Cat  He  Couldn't  Kill 

[Collected  from  Bob  Daily  of  Alma,  Kansas,  by  P.  J.  Wyatt, 
18  June  1956.] 

The  old  cat  got  to  catchin'  chickens,  'n'  I  took  her  down  to  the 
crick  'n'  drowned  her,  'n'  next  mornin',  why,  she  was  settin'  on 
the  porch.  I  took  'er  out  'n'  shot  'er,  'n'  next  mornin',  she  was 
back  on  the  porch.  'N'  I  took  'er  out,  'n'  chopped  'er  head  off. 
Got  up  the  next  morning,  'n'  she  was  sittin'  on  the  porch  with  'er 
head  in  'er  mouth. 

Chickens  Get  Ready  to  Be  Moved 

[Collected  from  E.  B.  Smith  of  Willard,  Kansas,  by  P.  J.  Wyatt, 
13  June  1956.] 

Well,  he'd  done  so  much  movin'  around,  this  farmer  that  was 
always  buying  and  selling  farms,  that  'is  chickens  got  so  used  to 
bein'  caught  'n'  tied  up,  that  ever'  time  they  drove  the  wagon  in 
the  yard,  why,  all  they  done  was  run  out  t'wards  the  wagon,  'n' 
lay  down  an'  crossed  their  feet,  ready  fur  'im  to  tie  up  an'  throw 
um  in,  'n'  that  was  all  thur  was  to  it. 


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FOLKTALES  OF  HUNTING  AND  FISHING  IN  KANSAS 

Two  in  One 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Gladys  Green  of  Emporia,  Kansas,  by 
Mary  Frances  White,  18  July  1958.  Mrs.  Green  learned  this  story 
from  Myrna  Cline,  who  had  learned  it  from  her  great-grand- 
mother, Mrs.  J.  V.  Green,  Mrs.  Gladys  Green's  mother-in- 
law.] 

Grandma  and  Grandpa  moved  to  Thomas  County  from  Mary- 
ville,  Missouri,  in  the  summer  of  1886.  It  was  too  late  to  plant  a 
spring  garden,  so  Grandma  put  out  a  fall  garden.  It  consisted 
mostly  of  turnips  and  pumpkins. 

The  turnips  and  pumpkins  came  up  green  and  were  very  invit- 
ing looking  to  the  antelope  herds.  The  antelope  loved  to  graze 
on  the  turnip  tops  and  soon  became  a  nuisance.  Grandpa  had 
tried  to  shoot  them  many  times,  but  he  could  not  get  close 
enough  to  shoot,  because  they  would  run  as  soon  as  they  saw  him 
approaching. 

Grandpa  put  a  wagon  near  the  turnip  patch  so  he  could  use  it 
for  a  cover  so  that  he  could  get  within  shooting  distance  of  the 
antelopes.  He  also  placed  a  forked  stick  so  that  he  could  just 
leave  the  gun  propped  up  on  the  stick  and  the  wagon  box.  That 
way  all  he  had  to  do  was  slip  quietly  outside,  aim  the  gun,  and 
fire  at  the  grazing  animals. 

Early  one  morning  the  whole  household  was  hustling  about 
getting  Uncle  Andrew  off  to  catch  the  train  at  Monument.  He 
was  returning  to  Missouri  for  a  visit.  Uncle  Lee  was  to  take  him 
in  a  spring  wagon  to  the  station  eight  miles  away. 

After  they  were  gone  and  all  was  quiet  about  the  place, 
Grandpa  saw  the  antelope  herd  approach  and  start  grazing  in  the 
turnip  patch.  Carefully  he  slipped  out  and  started  for  the  wagon. 
At  the  wagon  he  carefully  drew  a  bead  on  a  nice  young  buck.  But 
glancing  up  he  noticed  another  animal  coming  up  behind  the 
first.  He  held  his  fire  until  only  one  antelope  was  visible.  Quickly 
he  pulled  the  trigger  .  .  .  one  antelope  dropped  where  it  stood, 
the  other  leaped  ahead  for  a  step  or  so  and  then  fell  dead. 

Uncle  Loge  and  Grandpa  began  to  dress  the  animals  at  once. 
They  discovered  the  bullet  had  gone  completely  through  the 


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heart  of  the  first  and  had  lodged  in  the  heart  of  the  second  ani- 
mal. 

Grandpa  saddled  the  fastest  horse  in  the  corral.  While  Grand- 
mother and  her  brother  finished  dressing  the  other  antelope,  he 
grabbed  an  old  tablecloth  and  wrapped  one  carcass  in  it.  Mount- 
ing the  horse,  he  took  off  to  catch  Uncle  Andrew,  who  was  just 
mounting  the  train  steps  as  Grandpa  pulled  up  in  a  sliding  stop. 
He  jumped  off  the  horse  and  handed  Uncle  Andrew  the  meat  to 
take  to  their  parents  in  Missouri. 

All  the  Geese  That  Resulted  from  One  Shot 

[Collected  from  Henry  Clark  of  Paxico,  Kansas,  by  P.  J.  Wyatt, 
30  June  1956.] 

Well,  we  was  livin'  out  on  a  farm,  'nd  we  was  pretty  hard  up 
out  there,  an'  didn't  have  no  ammanition  much — just  one  shell, 
so  I  thought  I'd  go  out  'n'  see  if  I  could  git  something  with  that 
one  shell. 

Aw-w-w-w,  I  went  down  the  river  there,  an'  I  saw  a  gre-e-a-t 
big  bunch  of  ducks  and-uh  pheasants,  and-uh  all  kinds  of-uh 
quail,  and-uh  sagehens.  And  then  I  run  over  there  and  chopped 
this  tree  down,  and  there  was  a  coon  and  a  possum  in  the  tree, 
and  killed  all  them  pheasants  and  things,  'nd  one  of  'em  got 
crippled,  and  jumped  in  the  crick,  and  I  jumped  in  the  crick  to 
git  'im.  I  didn't  want  none  of  um  to  get  away. 

Got  my  pants  full  of  fish,  'n'  turtles  'n'  crawdads,  'n'  stepped 
on  a  big  frog,  com'n'  out.  'Nd  when  I  got  out,  'nd  got  um  all 
piled  up,  I  didn't  have  no  way  to  take  um  home. 

So  I  went  down  there — I  seen  the  old  gray  mare  down  there, 
'n'  I  went  down  there,  an'  grabbed  that  old  gray  mare  'n'  give 
'er  a  big  kick,  'n'  she  jumped  out  of  'er  hide,  'n'  I  had  a  sack  to 
carry  um  home  in. 

'Nd  the  old  gray  mare  prit-near  froze  to  death  the  next  day,  be- 
fore I  got  her  hide  backl 

A  Fish  Story 

[Collected  from  George  Evans  of  McFarland,  Kansas,  by  P.  J. 
Wyatt,  15  June  1956.] 

A  farmer  made  an  artificial  lake  an'  planted  fish  in  it,  so  the 
story  goes,  'n'  in  due  time,  he  went  down  to  fish.  The  pond,  or 


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lake,  was  p'rhaps  three-quarters  of  a  mile  square,  or  in  circum- 
ference— I  ferget  which. 

The  farmer  fished,  'n'  got  pretty  tired  of  fishing,  but  finally  got 
a  bite.  He  couldn't  land  his  catch,  so  he  looked,  an'  finally  saw 
that  it  was  a  pretty  good-sized  fish.  He  went  home  'n'  got  a  team 
and  a  rope  'n'  fixed  up  a  hook  an'  hooked  the  fish  again,  'n' 
hitched  the  team  on,  'n'  pulled  it  out.  The  team  couldn't  pull  it, 
however,  but  the  fish  gave  a  flop  'n'  came  out  itself.  It  lowered 
the  lake  about  two  feet.  So,  that-uz  all  the  fishing  he  could  do  at 
once. 


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Pumpkins  and  Corn 

[As  people  trailing  to  the  West  began  to  homestead  the  land 
in  Kansas,  they  were  delighted  to  find  that  the  soil  was  even 
richer  and  more  fertile  than  they  had  expected.  Stories  about  its 
productiveness  soon  began  to  circulate.  Reprinted  from  Coolidge 
Border  Ruffian,  10  July  1886.] 

There  is  no  doubt  .  .  .  that  Missouri  is  a  great  country,  but  it 
will  not  compare  for  a  moment  with  Kansas. 

Think  of  the  Kansas  pumpkins!  Gentlemen,  when  I  was  on  a 
farm  in  that  glorious  country  I  once  lost  three  valuable  cows.  For 
three  weeks  I  searched  for  them  in  vain  and  was  returning  home 
in  disgust  when  I  suddenly  heard  the  tinkle  of  a  cowbell. 

Investigation  showed  that  the  cows  were  inside  of  a  pumpkin, 
eating  calmly  and  enjoying  their  commodious  quarters.  How  did 
they  get  in,  you  say?  Well,  the  pumpkin  vines  grew  rapidly  there, 
and  dragged  a  pumpkin  over  the  rough  ground  until  a  hole  was 
worn  in  the  side,  through  which  the  cows  entered.  I  afterwards 
had  it  cured  and  used  it  for  a  wagon  shed. 

Is  it  a  good  country  for  corn,  you  ask?  Stranger,  you'll  never 
know  what  a  corn  country  is  until  you  go  to  Kansas. 

When  the  husking  is  done  in  the  fall  the  men  go  out  with  mal- 
lets and  wedges  and  split  up  the  cornstalks  for  shipment  to  the 
East  as  telegraph  poles  or  saw  them  off  in  lengths  to  be  used  as 
car  wheels. 

When  the  men  are  husking  they  carry  along  stepladders,  which 


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they  place  near  the  cornstalk.  Two  men  then  climb  up  and  cut 
off  the  ears  with  a  crosscut  saw,  letting  them  fall  to  the  ground. 
Four  horses  are  then  hitched  to  each  ear,  and  it  is  dragged  to  the 
crib. 

Big  farms  there?  I  should  say  so.  Why,  when  I  started  one 
spring  to  plow  a  furrow  the  entire  length  of  the  farm,  I  had  a 
boy  follow  me  to  plant  the  corn,  and  when  I  got  to  the  end  of  the 
furrow  and  started  for  home,  I  found  that  the  corn  the  boy  had 
planted  was  ripe,  so  I  just  husked  my  way  home  and  got  there 
just  in  time  to  spend  New  Year's. 

Intelligent  Insects 

[Mr.  D.  W.  McVey  of  Xenia,  Ohio,  questioned  some  of  the  re- 
ports he  had  heard  about  the  crops  in  Kansas,  specifically  those 
about  the  sweet  alfalfa  and  the  shortage  of  pumpkins  because  the 
vines  grew  so  fast  that  they  wore  the  pumpkins  out  dragging 
them  over  the  ground.  Tom  McNeal,  veteran  Kansas  storyteller 
and  newspaper  editor,  soon  set  him  straight  about  these  reports. 
Reprinted  from  Kansas  City  Star,  n.d.,  clipping  in  Kansas  State 
Historical  Society  Library.] 

The  stories  about  the  pumpkins  are  chestnuts.  They  did  not 
originate  in  Kansas  and  we  repudiate  them.  To  begin  with,  no 
vine  is  strong  enough  to  drag  a  Kansas  pumpkin.  The  great  diffi- 
culty in  raising  pumpkins  in  Kansas  is  to  keep  the  pumpkin  from 
pulling  the  vine  out  of  the  ground.  It  is  true  that  Kansas  alfalfa 
probably  beats  any  in  the  world  both  for  yield  and  sweetness.  A 
Kansas  beekeeper  says  that  one  trouble  about  raising  bees  near 
alfalfa  is  that  they  gather  too  much  honey.  He  had  a  large  swarm 
of  bees  located  a  mile  from  an  alfalfa  field.  One  day  he  watched 
the  workers  go  out  to  gather  honey  but  didn't  see  any  coming 
back.  He  didn't  understand  it  and  went  over  toward  the  alfalfa 
field  to  see  what  was  the  trouble.  About  half  way  over  he  met  the 
bees  walking  back  to  the  hive.  They  had  loaded  up  with  honey 
till  they  couldn't  fly  and  had  to  walk  and  carry  the  load.  He  said 
that  he  had  to  use  over  two  quarts  of  glycerine  on  the  blistered 
feet  of  those  bees.  The  intelligent  insects  soon  became  accus- 
tomed to  the  treatment  and  would  lie  on  their  backs  while  he 
rubbed  glycerine  on  their  sore  feet.  This  took  so  much  time  that 
it  ruined  the  profits  of  the  business. 


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Great  Wheat  Country 

[When  strangers  made  slighting  remarks  about  the  state  or  its 
crops,  particularly  wheat,  Kansans  did  not  take  the  criticism  ly- 
ing down.  This  conversation  between  a  farmer  and  a  Schouarie 
granger  is  reprinted  from  the  Caldwell  Post,  18  December  1879.] 

"Let's  see,  they  raise  some  wheat  in  Kansas,  don't  they?"  asked 
a  Schouarie  granger  of  a  Kansas  man. 

"Raise  wheatl  Who  raises  wheat?  No  sir;  decidedly  no  sir.  It 
raises  itself.  Why,  if  we  undertook  to  cultivate  wheat  in  that  state, 
it  would  run  us  out.  There  wouldn't  be  any  place  to  put  our 
houses." 

"But  I've  been  told  that  grasshoppers  take  a  good  deal  of  it." 

"Of  course  they  do.  If  they  didn't  I  don't  know  what  we  would 
do.  The  cussed  stuff  would  run  all  over  the  state  and  drive  us 
out — choke  us  up.  Those  grasshoppers  are  a  godsend;  only  there 
ain't  half  enough  of  them." 

"Is  that  wheat  nice  and  plump?" 

"Plumpl  Why,  I  don't  know  what  you  call  plump  wheat,  but 
there  are  seventeen  in  our  family,  including  ten  servants,  and 
when  we  want  bread,  we  just  go  out  and  fetch  a  kernel  of  wheat 
and  bake  it." 

"Do  you  ever  soak  it  in  water  first?" 

"Oh  no;  that  wouldn't  do.  It  would  swell  a  little,  and  then  we 
couldn't  get  it  in  our  range  oven." 

Tall  Sunflowers 

[Whenever  Kansas  has  a  good  growing  summer,  tales  about  the 
plant  life  flourish,  too.  Naturally  there  are  stories  about  the  sun- 
flower, the  state  flower.  This  typical  example  is  reprinted  from 
the  Kansas  City  Star,  28  August  1938.] 

About  the  year  the  Kansas  Pacific  started  building  west,  the 
sunflowers  grew  so  high  and  thick  that  they  were  cut  up  and  used 
as  firewood.  One  farmer,  whose  entire  corn  crop  was  shaded  out 
by  them,  made  a  small  fortune  sawing  up  sunflower  stalks  for 
railroad  ties. 

This  farmer  also  built  a  log  barn  out  of  the  sunflower  stalks 
and  kept  his  cow  in  it.  The  cow  would  wander  away,  so  one 
night  he  tied  her  to  a  sunflower  stalk.  Next  morning  she  was 


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gone.  He  looked  for  her  quite  a  while  until  he  heard  her  bawl 
from  up  in  the  sky.  Then  he  perceived  that  the  sunflower  stalk 
had  grown  during  the  night  so  that  the  cow  hung  by  her  halter 
forty  feet  in  the  air.  And  he  had  to  chop  the  stalk  down  before 
he  could  milk  that  morning. 

Big  Strawstack 

[Collected  from  Clarence  Anderson  of  Utica,  Kansas,  by  S.  J. 
Sackett,  8  November  1957.  Mr.  Anderson,  a  farmer  of  Swedish 
descent,  invents  and  tells  Ole  Olson  stories  which  are  famous  all 
over  Lane  County.] 

You  see,  Ole  come  from  the  old  country  and  one  day  he  said  to 
me:  'Andy,  I  sure  like  Western  Kansas,  because  everything's  so 
big  out  here.  I  feel  kind  of  big  myself." 

"I  been  noticin'  that,  Ole.  You  know,  Ole,  I  think  you  got  a 
touch  of  the  big  head.  That  ain't  so  good." 

"Oh,  no,  I  only  wanted  to  do  something,  the  biggest  in  the 
world.  You  know." 

"Yeah.  Well,  now  I  know  you  got  it.  You  know,  last  year  I  tried 
— and  I  planted  a  thousand  acres  of  wheat  and  wanted  to  be  kind 
of  a  big  shot.  You  know  what  I  got?  Nothin'  but  straw.  It's  risky, 
Ole."  " 

"Well,  let's  make  the  biggest  straw  pile  in  the  world,"  he  says. 

"Ole,  heavens,  don't  call  it  a  pile,  but  I'll  tell  you  what  we'll 
do.  If  you'll  stack  it,  we'll  make  the  biggest  strawstack  in  the 
world.  But  you  got  to  stay  up  there.  Don't  you  come  down  till 
you're  finished.  Okay?" 

We  started  to  thrash  out  west  of  the  house  there.  We  thrashed 
and  we  thrashed  while  Ole  stayed  up  there.  One  day  he  come 
down.  I  says,  "Ole,  don't  you  like  it  up  there?" 

"Oh,"  he  says,  "I've  got  to  come  down  and  get  some  air." 

Well,  I  knew  it  was  pretty  high,  but  I  didn't  hardly  think  the 
air  was  getting  thin  up  there.  But  you  know,  I  noticed  it  was  frost 
on  his  shoulders.  It  was  cold  up  there  too,  you  know.  Air  on  his 
shoulders,  you  know.  But,  well,  we  was  famous.  Everybody  could 
come  to  see  the  biggest  strawstack  in  the  world.  They  tromped  on 
my  garden,  my  fences  and — oh  my  goodness,  and  besides  I  says, 
"Ole,  I  told  you  that  would  get  us  into  trouble."  I  says,  "I  haven't 
got  no  place  to  farm.  That  bloomin'  stack  takes  up  the  whole 


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farm.  People  are  just  tromping  all  over  my  garden,  my  fences. 
Say,  what'll  we  do?" 

"Well,  I  think  of  somethin'." 

We  was  famous  having  the  biggest  strawstack  in  the  world. 
Well,  he  come  home  from  town  one  day  and  says,  "Andy,  I  went 
to  buy  me  a  hat;  they  didn't  have  none  to  fit  me." 

"Oh,  I  know  that." 

"My  head  wasn't  too  big;  the  hat  was  too  small.  Can  I  make  my 
own  hat?" 

"What  are  you  going  to  make  it  out  of?  I  suppose  out  of — " 

"Can  I  make  it  out  of  that  straw?  Can  I  use  all  I  want?" 

"Yes,  sure,  all  you  want.  Oh,  plenty  of  straw." 

Well,  he  went  out  there  that  morning,  and  you  know  toward 
evening  a  cloud  come  up.  Oh  boy,  oh  boy.  I  thought  we  had  one 
of  those  gully-washers  for  sure — darker  and  clouds,  you  know — 
but  you  know  when  I  looked  closely  it  was  Ole  and  his  big  hat 
coming  in  from  the  west.  He  had  a  hat. 

I  said,  "How  much  straw  did  you  use?" 

"Well,  you  said  I  could  use  all  I  wanted;  I  used  all  of  it." 

Oh,  what  a  hat!  "Well,"  I  said,  "we  got  rid  of  the  strawstack, 
but  now  what'll  we  do  with  the  hat?  We're  no  better  off,  Ole." 
But  then  I  happened  to  think.  "Ole,  quick.  You  go  down  to  that 
ravine,  see,  north  of  the  tracks  there,  that  big  long  draw  that  goes 
out  into  the  pasture,"  and  I  said,  "when  you  hear  me  whistle  real 
loud,  then  you  sit  down  right  quick,  and  then  come  to  the 
house." 

You  know,  Ole  went  down  there,  and  I  gave  a  whistle,  I  could 
whistle  before  I  got  my  falsies.  The  Missouri  Pacific  even  took  off 
its  streamers,  you  know,  and  put  on  them  other  honkers,  I  out- 
whistled  'em  so  bad.  I  could  whistle  in  those  days.  And  he 
stopped  and  he  started  coming  to  the  house. 

Ole  never  knew  what  become  of  that  hat.  One  corner  of  that 
hat  went  on  that  hill  over  there,  and  the  other  one  went  over  on 
this  one.  Well,  for  several  years,  you  "know,  the  drought,  you 
know,  in  the  thirties,  the  cattle  roamed  under  the  shade  of  that 
hat,  and  it  was  nice  grazing  and  cool.  Finally,  you  know,  even  the 
grass  got  scarce  there  and  the  cattle  come  to  nibble  on  that  hat, 
and  it  took  them  three  more  years  to  eat  that  hat  up. 

So  I'm  sorry  I  can't  show  you  the  hat. 


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Grasshoppers  Starved  to  Death 

[Collected  from  Clarence  Anderson  of  Utica,  Kansas,  by  S.  J. 
Sackett,  8  November  1957.] 

You  see,  Ole,  he  is  from  the  old  country.  He  don't  quite  under- 
stand things  in  Western  Kansas.  I  think  he  played  a  pretty  dirty 
trick  on  the  grasshoppers.  After  all,  the  grasshoppers  was  here 
long  before  he  was  here.  Even  before  my  grandpa  was  here;  and 
my  grandpa  was  here — he  was — my  grandad — they  helped  build 
the  Union  Pacific  out  here  at  Ellis  and —  Oh,  I  can  tell  you  some 
stories  about  that.  But,  anyway,  he  played  a  dirty  trick  on  them. 

You  see,  you  know  how  the  grasshoppers  are,  they  are  awful 
bad  about  taking  the  wheat — the  young  wheat  coming  up.  And 
they  do  like  that  young  wheat  coming  up,  and  so  he  filled  up  the 
drill  boxes  and  the  drill  and  he  went  out.  Well,  it  looked  like  he 
was  drilling  wheat  to  beat  the  band  all  over  the  field  and  edges 
you  know.  But  listen,  he  shut  the  mechanism  so  he  wasn't  putting 
wheat  in  the  ground.  Oh  no!  But  he  made  the  furrows  and  ev- 
erything and  wouldn't  you  know,  the  grasshoppers  came  from 
everywhere,  the  neighbors'  and  everywhere.  They  sat  there 
waitin'  for  that  wheat  to  come  up  until  they  starved  to  death. 


KANSAS  HISTORY  IN  ANECDOTE 

Never  Out  of  Rattlesnake  Oil 

[Thousands  of  wagon  trains  and  stages  traveled  the  trails  across 
Kansas  carrying  freight  and  passengers  to  the  West.  Their  sup- 
plies were  procured  at  one  of  the  five  or  six  starting  points,  such 
as  Atchison,  Westport,  or  Independence.  As  this  story  illustrates, 
pride  in  filling  orders  was  characteristic  of  frontier  merchants. 
Reprinted  from  Frank  A.  Root  and  William  Elsey  Connelly,  The 
Overland  Stage  to  California  (Columbus,  Ohio:  Long's  College 
Book  Company,  1950) ,  p.  579.  Originally  published  in  Topeka, 
Kansas,  1901,  by  the  authors.] 

Being  the  starting-point  west  for  the  overland  California  stage- 
coaches in  the  '60's,  Atchison  naturally  furnished  many  interest- 
ing incidents.  During  the  period  of  four-horse  Concord  stages 
there,  one  of  the  "Overland"  boys  visited  a  prominent  drug-store 
on  Commercial  street  to  have  a  few  drugs,  medicines,  etc.,  put  up. 


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The  customer  had  a  memorandum  from  which  he  called,  one  by 
one,  the  articles  as  wanted,  and,  to  each  one  inquired  for,  the 
druggist,  whom  we  will  call  Jim  Gould  for  short,  nodded  in  the 
affirmative  and  promptly  put  it  up  for  the  customer. 

"Now,"  said  the  anxious  'Overlander,'  as  he  had  reached  the 
bottom  of  his  list,  "I  want  something  that  I  don't  think  can  be 
found  in  Atchison." 

"What  is  it?"  inquired  Jim,  the  druggist,  anxiously. 

"I  want  a  half-pint  of  rattlesnake  oil." 

"I've  got  it,"  quickly  answered  Jim.  "I  always  keep  it;  never  al- 
low myself  to  be  out." 

"Glad  to  hear  it;  but  I  thought  I  would  have  to  send  to  St. 
Louis  or  Chicago  for  it,"  said  the  customer,  greatly  pleased  to 
know  he  could  get  such  an  important  article  so  near  home. 

Jim  took  a  half-pint  bottle,  went  into  the  back  room,  and,  in  a 
few  minutes,  returned  with  the  "rattle-snake"  (?)  oil.  Jim  filled 
the  customer's  order  and  wrapped  up  everything  neatly  in  a  se- 
cure package,  and  the  Overland  customer  paid  the  bill  and  de- 
parted. He  had  not  been  gone  fifteen  seconds  before  Jim  turned 
around  and  with  a  "smile  that  was  childlike  and  bland,"  said  to 
me  (the  only  person  in  the  room  beside  himself)  :  "I  never  allow 
myself  to  be  out  of  anything  when  running  a  drug-store.  I  have 
everything  that  is  wanted.  I  draw  'lard  oil,'  'bear's  oil,'  and  'rattle- 
snake oil'  out  of  one  and  the  same  barrel." 

Saving  the  Family's  Money 

[Charles  H.  Withington  came  to  Kansas  in  1853  and  settled  at 
Council  Grove.  In  1854  he  established  the  first  store  in  Lyon 
County  and  in  southern  Kansas  not  connected  officially  with  an 
Indian  post.  During  1855  and  1856  "Withington's"  was  headquar- 
ters for  most  of  the  immigrants  who  came  to  this  section  of  the 
territory.  Mr.  Withington  helped  the  new  people  to  find  claims 
and  acted  as  guide,  often  neglecting  his  own  business  to  assist 
them.  The  Andersons  who  figure  in  the  following  story  were  a 
notorious  gang  of  robbers.  Reprinted  from  Laura  M.  French, 
History  of  Emporia  and  Lyon  County  (Emporia:  Emporia  Ga- 
zette Printers,  1929) ,  pp.  177-179.] 

Mr.  Withington,  before  leaving  home  one  morning  on  busi- 
ness, told  Mrs.  Withington  he  disliked  to  leave  her  alone,  as  he 
had  heard  the  Andersons  were  headed  in  their  direction,  and  no 


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telling  what  day  they  would  swoop  down  upon  them.  Mrs.  With- 
ington  said  she  could  manage  them,  and  that  she  wasn't  afraid. 
She  was  washing  that  day,  her  washtub  in  the  narrow  strip  of 
shade  made  by  the  cabin,  when  she  saw  the  little  band  of  men 
on  horseback  coming  over  a  hill.  She  knew  them,  personally,  and 
when  the  leader  ordered  her  to  prepare  dinner  for  them,  she  re- 
plied, "Mr.  Anderson,  you  have  eaten  many  a  good  meal  in  my 
house,  to  which  you  have  been  welcome,  but  I  take  no  orders 
from  you  or  any  other  man.  When  you  ask  me,  respectfully  and 
decently,  to  get  dinner  for  you,  I'll  do  it,  and  not  before."  The 
leader  apologized,  and  politely  asked  Mrs.  Withington  if  she 
would  prepare  dinner  for  him  and  his  men.  She  got  up  the  best 
dinner  she  could,  and  after  the  meal  the  leader  said: 

"Now,  Mrs.  Withington,  we'll  have  no  more  fooling.  I  want 
that  bag  of  gold  that  is  hidden  somewhere  about  this  place,  and  I 
am  going  to  have  it,  and  the  quicker  you  get  it  for  me  the  better 
it  will  be  for  you." 

"Help  yourself,"  said  Mrs.  Withington,  "but  don't  expect  me 
to  assist  you  in  your  search." 

For  a  long  time  the  robbers  searched,  ripping  open  feather- 
beds  and  pillows,  emptying  trunks  and  drawers,  tearing  up  the 
carpet,  while  Mrs.  Withington  calmly  went  on  with  her  washing. 
Finally  the  men  threatened  her,  telling  her  she  would  have  to 
tell  them  where  the  gold  was  hidden  or  they  would  not  be  respon- 
sible for  the  consequences.  She  looked  the  leader  straight  in  the 
eye. 

"You  call  yourself  a  brave  man,"  she  said,  "yet  you  threaten  a 
defenseless  woman.  Go  ahead — shoot  me  if  you  will,  but  I  will 
not  tell  you  where  to  find  that  gold." 

It  was  getting  late  and  the  robbers  feared  that  Mr.  Withington 
might  come,  accompanied  by  other  men  who  would  put  up  a 
fight,  so  they  left  after  Mrs.  Withington  defied  them.  After  Mr. 
Withington  arrived,  Mrs.  Withington  lifted  the  bag  of  gold  from 
the  bottom  of  the  washtub,  where  it  had  reposed  all  this  time 
under  dirty  suds  and  soiled  clothing. 

Counting  the  Indians 

[When  the  white  man  began  to  explore  and  settle  the  western 
territory  of  which  Kansas  was  a  part,  he  found  a  number  of  dif- 


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ferent  Indian  tribes.  While  there  are  many  accounts  of  tragic 
encounters  between  the  Indians  and  the  early  settlers,  this  one 
has  an  amusing  twist  to  it.  Reprinted  from  Max  Greene,  The 
Kanzas  Region  (New  York:  Fowler  and  Wells,  1856) ,  pp.  26-28.] 

It  is  related  by  Sage,  that,  on  one  occasion,  being  out  with  his 
friend  Grin,  in  search  of  a  fertile  stampede  at  which  to  recruit 
their  teams,  they  had  wandered  some  miles  out  of  sight  of  the 
caravan,  when,  upon  descending  the  ridge  of  a  mound  into  the 
hollow  beyond,  they  were  summarily  confronted  by  a  party  of 
Pawnees.  Without  pausing  to  reflect,  the  traders  turned  their 
horses'  heads,  and  galloped  back  the  way  they  had  come.  The 
red-skins  gave  rapid  chase,  and  their  arrows  began  to  whistle  on 
the  still  air. 

"There  are  five  hundred  of  the  devils!"  exclaimed  Grin  to  his 
companion. 

"There  are  not  forty,"  said  Sage. 

"Twenty  dollars  on  it  that  there  are  forty,"  was  rejoined. 

"Twenty  dollars  then  is  the  figure,"  said  Sage. 

And  not  slacking  their  speed  for  an  instant,  the  hands  of  the 
doughty  disputants  were  grasped  in  confirmation  of  the  bet. 

"And  now,  how  are  we  to  know  who  wins?"  was  the  query. 

"I'll  count  them!"  said  Grin;  and  "suiting  the  action  to  the 
word,"  the  veteran  of  the  woods  wheeled  full  upon  the  face  of 
the  assailants,  and  extending  the  forefinger  of  his  left  hand,  while 
his  right  grasped  a  revolver,  deliberately  began  counting,  "One, 
two,  three,  four,"  and  so  on. 

Amazed  at  this  turn  of  affairs,  and  not  knowing  what  to  make 
of  it,  the  foremost  Pawnee,  almost  within  scalping  distance,  drew 
in  his  pony;  the  others  came  to  a  halt;  then  seized  with  dismay 
at  the  assurance  which  enabled  a  lone  man  upon  the  prairie  to 
breast  the  full  tide  of  their  charge,  and  not  being  able  to  sur- 
mise what  invisible  danger  was  about  to  burst  upon  them,  their 
hearts  failed  them,  and,  hurry-skurry,  they  bolted  off  at  every 
point. 

"Eighteen,  nineteen,  twenty,  twenty-one,  twenty-two";  and  the 
lank  finger  of  the  trader  slowly  wagged  in  the  direction  of  the 
receding  forms,  as  Sage,  taking  a  curve,  came  around  to  his  aid. 

"Thirty-seven,  thirty-eight,  thirty-nine!"  he  uttered  with  ani- 
mation, as  the  last  dusky  figure  dodged  behind  the  crest  of  the 


26  Kansas  Folklore 

mount;  and  turning,  with  a  complacent  smile, — "There  must 
have  been  forty;  who  wins?" 

"Make  it  a  draw  game,  and  I'll  stand  treat,"  answered  Sage: 
and  the  chums  amicably  continued  together  their  quest  for  water 
and  grass. 

Corn  Rows 

[Glib-tongued  promoters  of  new  towns  in  Kansas  Territory  re- 
sorted to  all  the  tricks  in  advertising  to  lure  people  to  the  state. 
Town  sites  were  said  to  be  spread  over  the  state  as  thickly  as  fleas 
on  a  dog's  back.  Reprinted  from  Will  E.  Stoke,  Episodes  of  Early 
Days  in  Central  and  Western  Kansas  (Great  Bend,  Kansas:  Pri- 
vately printed,  1926),  I,  110.] 

A  traveler  in  Kansas,  crossing  a  prairie  the  other  day,  came 
upon  a  man  with  a  plow,  who  seemed  to  be  preparing  the  land 
for  agricultural  purposes. 

"My  friend,"  said  the  traveler,  addressing  the  long  whiskered 
man  in  high  top  boots,  shirt  sleeves  and  a  broad  brimmed  hat, 
"ain't  you  laying  off  them  corn  rows  quite  a  distance  apart?" 

"Corn  rows?  How  come?" 

"Yes,  those  rows  over  there  on  the  prairie!" 

"Gosh-all-hemlocks,  stranger,"  exclaimed  the  Kansas  man,  as 
he  spat  at  a  prairie  dog  hole  a  couple  of  yards  away  and  scored 
a  bull's  eye,  "is  it  possible  you  hain't  heard  of  it  yet?" 

"Heard  of  what?"  asked  the  traveler. 

"Why,  this  here  boom.  Man  alive,  where  you  been?  Them  ain't 
corn  rows  over  there.  They's  streets  an'  alleys,  an'  this  here's  a 
city.  You  are  right  now  a-straddlin'  the  corner  uv  Commercial 
Street  and  Emporium  Avenue  where  we  aim  to  build  the  hotel 
with  forty  rooms.  No,  sir,  this  here  ain't  no  corn  patch,  not  by  a 
durn  sight." 

Sweet  Revenge 

[When  a  stagecoach  driver  got  into  a  town  at  the  end  of  his 
run,  he  often  became  involved  in  all  the  deviltry  going  on.  Re- 
printed from  G.  D.  Greeman,  Midnight  and  Noonday,  or  Dark 
Deeds  Unraveled  (Caldwell,  Kansas:  Privately  printed,  1892), 
pp.  271-274.] 

The  incident  which  I  am  going  to  relate,  happened  during  the 


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first  few  months  after  Caldwell's  connection  with  Wichita  by  the 
stage  line.  The  driver  of  the  stage  was  a  young  man  addicted  to 
the  habit  of  drinking  whiskey.  The  settlers  in  and  around  Cald- 
well made  the  necessary  arrangements  to  have  a  little  pleasure, 
by  giving  a  public  ball,  all  men  invited  who  cared  to  "trip  the 
light  fantastic  toe"  and  the  consequences  were  that  the  larger 
proportion  of  the  crowd,  were  a  class  of  disorderly  and  drinking 
people. 

The  stage  driver  was  in  town,  on  the  evening  of  the  ball,  and 
he,  being  a  lover  of  that  fascinating  art,  known  as  dancing,  con- 
cluded to  avail  himself  of  the  present  opportunity,  and  seek  the 
company  of  some  young  lady  to  accompany  him  as  a  partner  to 
the  ball  room. 

He  had  been  drinking  since  his  arrival  in  town  and  the  result 
was  that  when  the  hour  came  for  him  to  appear  for  the  young 
lady,  he  was  very  much  intoxicated.  The  young  lady  was  working 
at  the  City  Hotel. 

The  young  lady  declined  to  accept  the  honor  of  his  company, 
on  account  of  his  drunkenness.  He  considered  her  refusal  as  an 
insult,  and  as  a  solace,  he  went  to  the  saloon  and  sought  to  drive 
evil  thoughts  and  care  from  his  mind,  by  filling  himself  full  of 
whiskey.  He  was  so  drunk  the  following  morning  that  a  new 
stage  driver  was  in  demand  and  the  stage  made  its  accustomed 
trip,  but  with  a  new  driver  however. 

About  noon  some  one  went  to  the  stage  driver  and  told  him  if 
he  did  not  stop  drinking,  and  "sober  up"  he  would  be  discharged 
as  stage  driver.  This  information  had  the  desired  effect  upon  the 
driver,  and  about  five  o'clock  in  the  afternoon,  he  was  sober 
enough  to  go  to  the  hotel  and  get  his  supper. 

As  he  entered  the  door  of  the  hotel,  he  saw  the  young  lady, 
who  had  refused  to  go  to  the  ball  with  him,  go  into  the  back  yard, 
with  a  pan  of  dish  water  to  empty  into  a  swill  barrel.  He  quietly 
approached  unknown  to  her  and  as  she  was  in  the  act  of  empty- 
ing the  water  into  the  barrel,  he  took  hold  of  her  feet  and  gently 
dropped  her  head  first  into  the  barrel  of  swill,  then  turned  and 
ran  away. 

I  was  standing  in  the  door  of  the  blacksmith  shop,  and  saw  the 
whole  proceeding,  and,  in  company  with  a  man,  who  was  also  a 
blacksmith,  I  ran  across  the  street  to  get  the  girl  out  of  the  barrel. 


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The  barrel  was  overflowing  with  dishwater  and  refuse  from  the 
kitchen;  the  girl  was  kicking  and  struggling  to  get  out  of  her  pre- 
dicament, when  we  arrived  on  the  scene.  Had  I  not  understood 
the  blacksmith's  trade  and  been  accustomed  to  handling  kicking 
animals,  I  should  have  used  much  hesitancy  in  venturing  so 
near  the  barrel.  We  saw  it  useless  to  attempt  to  pull  her  out,  by 
the  feet,  so  we  tipped  the  barrel  over,  girl  and  all.  She  was 
nearly  drowned,  and  wallowed  around  in  the  dish  water  and  fi- 
nally succeeded  in  gaining  "terra  firma."  When  she  wiped  the 
greasy  water  out  of  her  eyes  sufficiently  to  see  us,  she  began  to 
"read  our  title  clear,"  and  almost  tore  up  the  ground  in  her  rage. 
We  protested  our  innocence  and  related  the  circumstances  to 
her;  she  kept  up  her  abusive  talk,  until  quite  a  crowd  of  people 
arrived  on  the  scene.  Some  of  the  people  laughed,  and  I  could 
not  help  but  laugh  to  see  the  girl  standing  with  her  dress  be- 
daubed with  dishwater,  her  hair  filled  with  coffee  grounds,  po- 
tato parings  and  dirty  grease.  The  men  became  very  indignant 
over  the  affair  and  had  not  the  landlady  come  to  our  rescue,  con- 
firmed our  statement,  we  would  have,  probably,  been  used  in  a 
rough  manner  by  the  bystanders.  But  when  they  found  the  stage 
driver  had  put  the  girl  into  the  barrel,  they  went  to  a  saloon, 
found  him,  and  the  trouble  was  settled  by  treating  the  crowd  to 
all  the  whiskey  they  wanted  to  drink. 

He  Goot  Horse 

[Anyone  who  acquired  property  by  trading  needed  to  be  alert 
during  the  transaction  to  be  sure  the  trader  did  not  get  the  better 
of  him.  Reprinted  from  Will  E.  Stoke,  Episodes  of  Early  Days  in 
Central  and  Western  Kansas,  pp.  187-188.] 

A  man  came  riding  up  the  street  on  a  tough  looking  but  ap- 
parently sound  and  serviceable  mule.  A  big  German  settler  ac- 
costed him  with: 

"How  you  trade  mit  me  for  horse?" 

The  other  looked  about  for  the  horse,  and  asked:  "What  kind 
of  a  horse?  Where  is  it?" 

"Oh,  he  goot  horse — he  no  look  so  goot,  but  he  goot  horse." 

The  German  brought  around  his  horse  leading  him,  again 
saying:  "He  not  look  goot,  but  you  c'n  ride  him.  How  you 
trade?" 


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The  man  sized  up  the  animal,  which  was  a  fair  sized  horse,  ap- 
parently not  old,  and  said,  as  a  venture:  "Give  you  five  dollars 
to  boot." 

"All  right,  I  trade,"  said  the  German,  "he  no  look  so  goot  but 
he  fine  horse." 

The  man  forked  over  the  five,  skinned  the  saddle  off  the  mule 
and  put  it  on  the  horse,  mounted  and  started  off.  After  a  few 
steps  the  horse  stumbled  over  a  bump  in  the  ground  and  fell. 
The  rider  got  up,  jerked  the  horse  to  his  feet  and  again  looked 
him  over.  This  time  he  got  in  front  of  the  animal,  and  immedi- 
ately discovered  the  trouble. 

"Why,  you  blamed  Dutchman,  this  horse  is  blind,"  he  ex- 
claimed. 

"Well,  dat's  all  right;  I  did  tell  you  two,  three  times,  he  no 
'look  goot.'  Vat  you  tink,  he  no  look'  goot?" 

"Ain't  it  the  truth,"  said  the  man,  and  he  led  his  blind  horse 
away,  knowing  he  had  been  bested  by  the  other  man. 

Justice  Joyce 

[The  administration  of  justice  on  the  frontier  passed  through 
several  phases.  First  there  were  vigilance  committees;  then  came 
the  lawyers,  legislation  was  enacted,  and  courts  were  established. 
Some  of  the  early-day  legal  lights  were  remarkable  characters 
and  their  courtroom  procedures  were  no  less  remarkable.  This 
story  about  a  witty  Irishman  who  was  a  justice  of  the  peace  in 
Hays,  Kansas,  is  reprinted  from  Robert  Marr  Wright,  "Personal 
Reminiscences  of  Frontier  Life  in  Southwestern  Kansas,"  Kansas 
Historical  Collections,  VII   (1901-1902) ,  74.] 

One  day,  near  Hays  City,  two  section-hands  (both  Irish)  got 
into  an  altercation.  One  came  at  the  other  with  a  spike  hammer. 
The  other  struck  him  over  the  head  with  a  shovel,  fracturing  his 
skull  and  instantly  killing  him.  There  was  no  one  present.  The 
man  who  did  the  deed  came,  gave  himself  up,  told  a  reasonable 
story  and  was  very  penitent.  Citizens  went  out  and  investigated, 
and  concluded  it  was  in  self-defense.  When  the  Irishman  was  put 
on  trial,  Justice  Joyce  asked  the  prisoner  the  usual  question,  "Are 
you  guilty,  or  not  guilty?"  "Guilty,  your  honor,"  answered  the 
prisoner.  "Shut  your  darned  mouth,"  said  Joyce;  "I  discharge 
you  for  want  of  evidence." 


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Hanging  the  Jury 

[In  the  days  when  Polk  Cline  was  practicing  law  in  Rush 
County,  part  of  the  lawyer's  technique  was  stacking  the  jury 
against  the  other  fellow.  Reprinted  from  "Twice  Told  Tales," 
Kansas  Magazine,  Ser.  3,  IV  (November,  1910) ,  103.  "Twice 
Told  Tales"  was  a  regular  feature,  one  or  two  brief  stories  being 
given  in  each  issue.  Many  appeared  without  reference  to  the 
original  source.] 

One  time  a  Russian  accused  of  horse  stealing  retained  Polk 
Cline  to  defend.  "The  proof  was  evident,  the  presumption 
great."  The  Cossack  had  been  caught  with  the  horse  in  his  posses- 
sion. The  county  was  poor.  The  County  Attorney,  anxious  for 
re-election,  hated  to  make  big  cost  bills.  If  the  jury  could  be 
hung  a  time  or  two,  he  would  dismiss  the  case  rather  than  pile 
up  a  bill  of  costs. 

The  jury  was  empanelled  in  the  evening  and  dismissed  to  try 
the  case  the  next  day.  Polk  went  to  one  of  the  jurors  whom  he 
knew  to  be  "practical"  and  said  to  him:  "Bill,  if  you'll  hang  that 
jury  I'll  give  you  fifteen  dollars."  "All  right,"  said  Bill,  "I'll 
do  it." 

The  case  was  tried  with  the  usual  jockeying,  objections,  and 
Black  Hill  speeches  and  the  jury  retired.  After  being  out  thirty- 
six  hours  they  reported  they  could  not  agree  and  were  dismissed. 
The  practical  juror  came  to  Polk's  office  and  collected  his  fifteen 
dollars.  "Polk,"  he  said,  "I  had  a  devil  of  a  time  hanging  that 
jury,  'leven  of  them  damn  fools  wanted  to  acquit  that  feller." 

For  Mechanical  Purposes 

[The  Prohibition  era  was  the  source  of  many  amusing  inci- 
dents and  episodes.  The  following  story  tells  of  the  distinguished 
Kansas  lawyer  who  found  himself  out  of  beer  one  Saturday  night. 
Reprinted  from  "Twice  Told  Tales,"  Kansas  Magazine,  Ser.  3, 
IV   (December,  1910),  85.] 

It  was  in  the  days  when  one  had  to  "sign  up"  for  beer  and  al- 
lege that  it  was  for  "medical,  mechanical  or  scientific  purposes." 
The  druggist  had  the  beer  but  insisted  that  the  purchaser  must 
sign  up,  and  asked  what  disease  he  should  put  in  the  affidavit. 
Bill  studied.  He  never  had  had  anything  but  the  mumps  and 


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the  measles  and  he  wasn't  sure  that  was  a  specific  for  either.  A 
bright  thought  struck  him.  "You  have  the  right  to  sell  for  me- 
chanical purposes,"  said  he.  "Yes,"  said  the  druggist.  "Well,  I 
want  this  for  mechanical  purposes."  So  the  druggist  filled  out  the 
affidavit  "for  mechanical  purposes."  Bill  got  the  beer  and  was 
leaving  when  the  druggist  said,  "By  the  way,  what  mechanical 
purpose  do  you  use  beer  for?"  Bill  fixed  the  beer  under  his  arm, 
looked  the  druggist  firmly  in  the  eye  and  said,  "I  want  it  to  grease 
a  buggy  with." 

The  Flying  Jayhawk 

[The  mythical  Jayhawk  of  Kansas  at  times  is  a  practical  joker. 
According  to  Kirke  Mechem,  "The  following  is  an  army  pilot's 
account,  in  1944,  of  a  weird  flight  'in  a  B-777,  one  of  the  new 
seven-motor  bombers.'  This  plane,  strangely  enough,  had  been 
christened  'The  Flying  Jayhawk.'  On  its  fuselage  there  was  a 
painting  of  the  sponsor,  going  into  action  with  three  pairs  of 
dice.  Clutched  in  its  right  claw  there  were  a  three  and  a  four,  in 
its  left  a  two  and  a  five,  while  from  its  beak  it  rolled  out  a  six  and 
a  one.  This  interview  is  from  the  Wichita  Beagle."  Reprinted 
from  Kirke  Mechem,  "The  Mythical  Jayhawk,"  Kansas  Histori- 
cal Quarterly,  XIII    (February,  1944),  11-13.] 

We  were  on  a  routine  flight  returning  to  Wichita,  loafing  along 
at  8,000  feet.  A  little  this  side  of  Hutchinson  I  heard  a  swishing 
sound  above  the  roar  of  the  plane.  Then  something  passed  us,  a 
sort  of  shadow,  going  like  a  bat  out  of  hell.  As  it  went  by  it  kind 
of  wailed,  though  maybe  it  was  more  like  a  loud  swoosh.  From 
the  sound  I  figured  it  for  one  of  those  new  jet-propelled  jobs. 
Then  I  heard  Sergeant  Goober's  voice  in  my  ear  phone. 

"Good  God,  Lieutenant!  Look!"  he  yelled.  "It's  got  feathers!" 

By  that  time  it  was  too  far  away  for  me  to  make  out.  But  it  was 
plain  that  it  was  the  biggest  and  fastest  thing  I'd  ever  seen  in  the 
air.  My  heart  did  an  outside  loop — laugh  if  you  want  to — but 
for  a  second  it  came  over  me  that  this  was  some  secret  plane  the 
Nazis  had  suddenly  turned  loose  on  us.  Then  Goober's  voice 
came  in  again. 

"Lieutenant!"  he  said,  "It's  stopped!" 

He  was  right.  It  had  stopped  dead,  in  the  air!  Then  it  started 
forward.  Then  it  let  down  its  left  claw. 


32  Kansas  Folklore 

Yeah,  I  said  claw!  Foot.  Leg.  Whatever  you  want  to  call  it.  But 
it  wasn't  a  wheel.  That's  the  only  thing  the  whole  crew  agrees  on. 
Bright  and  shiny — yellow — but  no  part  of  any  normal  landing 
gear.  And  it  kept  on  letting  it  down.  Every  once  in  a  while  it 
would  knife  up  into  the  air  and  maybe  do  a  couple  of  impossible 
rolls,  as  if  calling  attention  to  itself.  Then  it  would  swoosh  down 
and  dangle  that  yellow  left  claw  at  us  again. 

This  kept  up  till  we  were  over  Wichita.  But  when  we  ap- 
proached the  airport  it  zoomed  up  out  of  sight.  For  a  second  I 
thought  it  had  left  us.  But  as  I  circled  the  field  I  could  hear  the 
swoosh  louder  than  ever  and  I  realized  that  it  was  right  above 
us.  Then,  as  I  settled  in  for  a  landing,  Goober  came  into  my  ear 
with  a  shriek. 

"Lieutenant!  Lieutenant!"  he  yelled.  "It's  sending  its  claws 
into  us!" 

My  first  thought  was  to  give  her  the  gun.  Why  I  didn't  I'll 
never  know.  Instead,  I  made  a  normal  landing  and  the  swoosh- 
ing sound  faded  away.  Then  the  plane  suddenly  toppled  over 
sideways.  I  had  landed  with  the  left  wheel  gone! 

Well,  that's  my  story.  If  I'm  stuck  with  it  so  is  Goober  and  the 
rest  of  the  crew.  Goober  says  this  whatever-it-was  looked  exactly 
like  the  picture  of  the  Jayhawk  we've  got  on  the  plane.  I 
wouldn't  know,  I  don't  see  so  well.  Besides,  Goober  is  a  K.U.  man 
and  has  funny  ideas.  Too  funny,  and  could  be  he's  giving  'em 
to  me.  You  see,  when  I  came  out  of  the  hangar,  still  wiping  off 
the  sweat,  right  in  front  of  me,  sitting  on  a  fence,  was  a  bird  the 
size  of  a  wren,  exactly  the  same!  Big  yellow  beak  and  all,  except 
this  one  had  on  boots!  I  stopped,  popeyed.  The  bird  looked  at  me 
a  second  then  let  out  a  squawk  like  a  Bronx  cheer.  When  he  flew 
off  he  made  a  faint  swooshing  sound,  like  a  baby  sky-rocket. 

Fighting  a  Grizzly 

[Kansas  Territory  at  one  time  extended  to  the  foot  of  the 
Rocky  Mountains.  In  those  very  early  days  before  the  western 
lands  had  been  settled,  grizzly  bears  wandered  down  from  the 
mountains  to  the  prairie  and  on  occasion  attacked  trappers  and 
explorers.  The  following  story  is  still  told  to  hunters  gathered 
around  the  campfire  at  the  close  of  day.  Reprinted  from  Charles 
Brandon  Boynton  and  T.  B.  Mason,  A  Journey  Through  Kansas 


Folktales  33 

(Cincinnati:    Moore,    Wilstach,    Keys    and    Company,    1855) , 
pp.  177-179.] 

Grizzly  bears  grow  as  large  as  the  law  allows.  Some  of  them 
will  weigh  eighteen  hundred,  and  if  a  man  should  see  one  of 
these  critters  walking  up  to  him  on  his  hind  feet  and  swinging  his 
fore-paws,  he  would  be  apt  to  think  he  was  going  to  the  Legisla- 
tor' mighty  quick.  Even  an  Indian  is  often  terribly  scared  by  one 
of  these  bears.  We  camped  one  evening,  just  at  sunset,  by  the 
side  of  a  small  creek  in  the  prairie,  and  a  little  beyond  was  tall 
prairie-grass  and  some  small  bushes.  One  of  the  younger  Indians 
strayed  over  among  these,  looking  for  game.  In  a  few  moments 
we  heard  first  his  gun,  then  the  war-whoop,  then  a  yell  which 
was  prolonged  to  a  continuous  scream.  Then  the  scared  Indian 
broke  cover  on  a  clean  run,  loping  for  life,  and  close  at  his  heels 
a  grizzly  bear  that  shuffled  and  shook  as  he  ran,  as  if  he  hadn't 
a  bone  in  his  body.  A  Frenchman  seized  his  gun  and  ran  to  meet 
them,  and  fired  at  the  bear  without  stopping  him;  and  then  he 
too  turned,  and  the  two  came  on  in  double  quick  time,  the  bear 
striking  and  snapping  at  their  rear.  In  a  moment  more  he  was 
in  the  reach  of  all  our  guns,  and  we  brought  him  to  a  dead  halt. 
But  not  the  poor  Indian.  He  ran  through  the  camp,  giving  the 
war-whoop  at  every  leap,  and  went  far  beyond  into  the  prairie, 
before  he  could  be  brought  up  and  made  to  know  where  he  was. 
An  old  hunter  is  never  anxious  to  'scrape  acquaintance'  with  a 
grizzly  bear.  One  who  knows  them  will  not  shoot  at  one  from 
choice,  except  with  at  least  an  ounce  ball,  and  when  he  feels  en- 
tirely certain  of  a  dead  shot.  The  hunters  are  willing  to  give  them 
a  wide  berth,  unless  they  have  greatly  the  advantage.  I  saw  in  the 
mountains  a  man  whose  arms  and  chest  were  stripped  nearly 
bare  of  flesh,  and  who  was  covered  with  scars  elsewhere,  from  a 
battle  with  one  of  these  bears.  He  was  a  Frenchman,  and  he  and 
a  companion  were  hunting  and  traveling  alone,  and  were,  of 
course,  strongly  bound  to  each  other.  They  met  unexpectedly, 
one  day,  a  grizzly  bear,  who  at  once  attacked  them.  They  both 
fired,  and  having  only  wounded  the  animal,  they  both  turned 
and  ran.  After  having  gained  some  distance  ahead,  one  looked 
back  and  saw  that  the  bear  had  caught  his  companion,  and  that 
he  was  making  desperate  efforts  to  defend  himself  with  his  hunt- 
er's knife,  while  the  bear  was  tearing  his  flesh  in  the  most  horrid 


34  Kansas  Folklore 

manner.  His  regard  for  his  companion  overcame  his  love  of  life, 
and  he  resolved  to  aid  him  or  die  with  him.  He  ran  back,  and  as 
he  could  not  wait  to  reload  his  gun,  he  attacked  the  bear  with 
his  knife  and  hatchet.  After  a  desperate  conflict,  in  which  both 
were  dreadfully  mangled,  the  bear  fell  partly  upon  one  and  died. 
For  a  long  time  neither  was  able  to  rise.  The  flesh  upon  the  arms 
and  chest  and  face  of  the  one  first  overtaken  by  the  bear  was 
torn  into  strings,  or  stripped  entirely  off,  so  that  the  bones  lay 
bare,  yet  no  artery  was  cut.  The  other  was  at  length  able  to  crawl 
on  his  belly  to  a  spring  at  some  distance,  and  obtain  some  water 
for  himself  and  his  friend.  For  days  he  crawled  thus  back  and 
forth  for  water,  unable  to  rise  upon  his  feet;  and  when  their  little 
stock  of  food  was  gone,  they  cut  pieces  from  the  bear  and  ate 
them  raw,  drinking  water  from  the  spring.  Often,  he  told  me,  the 
wolves  would  come  and  eat  on  one  side  of  the  bear  while  they 
lay  on  the  other.  The  one  least  hurt  recovered  so  as  to  nurse  his 
companion,  whose  frightful  wounds  began  to  heal,  and  in  the 
end  they  were  relieved  by  a  party  of  trappers.  The  one  I  saw  had 
very  little  meat  left  on  him.  Better  let  a  grizzly  alone  if  you  can't 
put  an  ounce  ball  through  the  vitals. 


FOLKTALES  FROM  OTHER  LANDS 

Zavolana  Smrt  (Death  Is  Called) 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Maurine  Ehrlich  of  Atwood,  Kansas,  by 
Donald  Chandler,  29  June  1957.  Mrs.  Ehrlich  learned  the  story 
from  her  mother  at  Jennings,  Kansas,  about  1925.  Her  mother, 
Anna  Haflina  Shimmick,  was  born  in  Kanin,  Czechoslovakia.  Ac- 
cording to  Mrs.  Ehrlich,  this  story  was  often  told  to  children 
when  they  made  the  remark,  "I  wish  I  were  dead."] 

A  feeble,  white-haired  old  man  trudged  haltingly  behind  a 
wheelbarrow  filled  with  dried  wood  and  twigs.  He  was  shaking 
with  the  cold  for  the  wind  was  sharp  and  his  worn  clothes  were 
thin. 

The  tottering  man  had  no  children  to  help  him  with  his  work. 
As  he  paused  to  rest  his  aching  arms,  he  muttered,  "Oh!  What  a 
burden  my  life  is.  If  only  death  would  come,  to  relieve  me  of  my 
troubles." 


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Hardly  had  he  spoken  until  death  appeared,  scythe  in  hand, 
and  asked,  "Why  did  you  call?  Poor  man,  what  do  you  want?" 

The  frightened  old  gentlemen  replied,  "I  called  to  ask  if  you 
would  be  so  kind  as  to  push  my  wheelbarrow  home  for  me." 

The  Girl  Who  Was  Scared  to  Death 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Ivan  Westerhaus,  of  Marion,  Kansas,  by 
Bettie  Nebergall,  her  daughter,  7  July  1958.  Mrs.  Westerhaus 
learned  this  story  from  her  mother,  Mrs.  Katherine  Breidenstein, 
who  was  born  in  Lauderbach,  Germany.] 

Several  young  people  were  at  a  party  and  were  eager  to  find 
something  different  to  do.  Someone  offered  the  dare  that  no  one 
would  volunteer  to  go  to  a  cemetery  and  drive  a  stick  into  a 
grave.  After  a  long  silence,  one  young  girl  said  she  would  go  and 
would  return  in  a  very  short  time.  She  went  to  the  grave,  plunged 
the  stick  into  the  grave  and  turned  away.  In  the  dark  she  had 
driven  the  stick  through  her  long  skirt.  When  she  turned  to  run 
she  could  not  move.  Horrified  that  death's  hand  had  reached  out 
from  the  grave  to  stop  her,  she  collapsed  and  died.  Her  friends 
found  her  still  pinned  to  the  grave. 

The  Little  Glassman 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Ruth  Thomas  of  Osawatomie,  Kansas,  by 
Jean  Koerner  of  Kansas  State  University,  in  1959.  Mrs.  Thomas 
explained  that  this  story  of  the  good  and  bad  spirits  of  the  Black 
Forest  in  Germany  is  an  old,  old  one,  and  that  it  was  told  by 
mothers  to  their  children. 

The  good  spirit  is  known  as  the  Little  Glassman.  He  is  very 
tiny  and  can  change  himself  into  any  other  form  at  will  to  hide 
from  those  who  are  seeking  him.  He  is  gentle  and  kind  and  tries 
to  help  all  the  people  who  need  him.  There  is  also  a  legend  that 
anyone  who  was  born  at  midnight,  or  rather  between  twelve  on 
Saturday  and  one  on  Sunday  night,  could,  if  he  found  the  Little 
Glassman,  have  granted  any  three  wishes  he  would  make.  The 
first  two  the  Little  Glassman  must  grant,  but  if  the  third  one  was 
foolish,  he  might  refuse  to  grant  it  and  save  the  wish  for  some 
time  when  the  person  really  needed  it  and  asked  for  something 
worth  while. 

The  evil  spirit  is  the  Hollander  Michael,  a  huge  woodsman 


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with  high  hip  boots,  who  rollicks,  roisters,  and  fights.  He  never 
appears  except  during  a  terrific  storm  when  the  trees  of  the  Black 
Forest  are  broken  and  wrecked  and  many  homes  are  harmed. 
Those  who  seek  him  must  go  out  in  this  storm  to  find  him.] 

Many  years  ago  there  lived  in  the  Black  Forest  a  poor  widow 
whose  husband  had  been  killed  working  as  a  woodcutter  there. 
She  had  only  herself  and  a  son  whose  name  was  Peter.  She  sup- 
ported herself  and  the  boy  by  gathering  fallen  wood  and  selling 
it  for  kindling.  When  Peter  was  about  seventeen,  his  mother  be- 
came very  ill  and  the  doctor  could  do  nothing  for  her.  Peter  was 
one  of  the  children  who  had  been  born  at  the  right  time  on  Sat- 
urday night,  so  he  went  into  the  forest  to  find  the  Little  Glass- 
man  and  ask  that  his  mother  be  spared.  He  walked  into  the  forest 
to  the  place  where  the  Little  Glassman  should  be  found  and 
searched  and  searched.  At  last  he  saw  a  tiny  being,  who  looked 
almost  like  a  squirrel,  dart  behind  the  bole  of  a  huge  tree.  Hur- 
riedly, Peter  repeated  the  verse  which  goes  with  the  request  for 
the  little  spirit  to  show  himself  to  the  Sunday's  child.  Immedi- 
ately the  Little  Glassman  came  out  from  behind  the  bole  of  the 
tree  and  asked  Peter  what  he  wished.  Peter  first  asked  that  his 
mother  get  well,  and  this  the  Little  Glassman  granted  gladly; 
then  he  asked  what  the  second  wish  was.  Peter  waited  and 
thought  and  eventually  made  the  wish  that  he  would  always  have 
as  much  money  in  his  pockets  as  one  of  the  very  wealthy  young 
men  of  the  neighborhood  had.  The  Little  Glassman  was  very  an- 
gry at  this  and  granted  it  but  said,  "I  will  not  give  you  your  third 
wish,  as  you  may  some  day  need  something  much  worse  than  you 
do  now,  and  so  you  will  have  to  wait  for  that."  Peter  was  quite 
angry  and  went  away  vowing  that  he  would  never  look  for  the 
Little  Glassman  again. 

He  returned  to  his  home  and  found  his  mother  much  im- 
proved. He  had  already  reached  in  his  pockets  and  found  a  large 
amount  of  money  there,  so  he  was  very  happy.  The  years  went  by 
and  Peter  and  his  mother  lived  a  much  more  pleasant  life.  Peter 
met  and  fell  in  love  with  a  beautiful  girl  by  the  name  of  Eliza- 
beth. They  were  married  and  lived  in  a  new  home  near  his 
mother.  Since  there  was  always  money  in  his  pocket,  Peter  made 
no  attempt  to  work  and  continued  to  run  about  and  have  a  good 
time.  His  mother  was  very  unhappy  about  this,  but  it  bothered 


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Peter  not  at  all.  Elizabeth,  too,  was  rather  unhappy  about  Peter's 
not  caring  about  having  something  useful  to  do,  but  since  she 
loved  him,  she  overlooked  it,  and  tried  to  be  as  happy  as  possible. 
They  had  two  lovely  children,  a  boy  and  a  girl. 

Suddenly  one  evening  when  Peter  had  been  gambling  with 
some  of  the  other  young  men,  he  reached  in  his  pocket  for  some 
money  and  it  was  empty.  Peter  was  startled  and  could  not  believe 
it.  He  felt  again  in  all  his  pockets,  and  sure  enough  they  were 
empty.  He  went  home  and  the  next  day  he  heard  that  the  man 
whom  he  had  made  his  wish  about  had  lost  all  his  money.  Peter 
was  most  unhappy  and  went  out  to  look  for  work,  but  there  was 
little  work  to  be  found,  especially  as  he  had  done  nothing  to  gain 
experience.  At  last  in  desperation  he  decided  to  go  to  the  Hol- 
lander Michael  since  he  felt  that  he  did  not  want  to  return  to 
the  Little  Glassman.  He  journeyed  far  into  the  forest  and  stayed 
at  a  woodcutter's  cottage  until  a  storm  came.  As  soon  as  one 
started,  he  went  out  into  the  wood.  The  wind  howled  and 
shrieked,  the  rain  fell  in  torrents,  and  the  trees  snapped  and 
broke  about  him.  He  was  frightened  but  he  went  on.  He  finally 
found  a  gigantic  woodsman  of  striking  appearance  working  with 
others  and  asked  if  he  were  the  Hollander  Michael.  When  he  was 
answered  in  the  affirmative,  he  requested  that  he  might  talk  to 
him. 

When  he  told  Michael  what  he  wanted,  he  was  told  that  he 
might  have  money,  but  he  would  have  to  give  the  Hollander  his 
heart  and  have  it  replaced  with  a  glass  one.  Moreover,  when 
needed,  he  must  go  with  the  Hollander  and  cut  down  logs,  which 
they  would  float  down  the  river  to  the  sea  and  sell  to  lumber 
mills.  Peter  agreed  and  was  taken  to  a  cabin  where  his  heart  was 
removed  and  replaced  with  a  glass  one. 

He  returned  to  his  home  and  from  that  time  on  he  had  no 
cares  or  worries.  He  spent  money  freely  and  caroused  with  other 
rowdies.  His  mother  died  of  a  broken  heart  and  Elizabeth  was 
very  unhappy.  The  children  were  afraid  of  their  father,  but 
nothing  worried  Peter.  At  last  Elizabeth  became  very  ill  and  was 
expected  to  die.  This  finally  worried  Peter  enough,  in  spite  of  the 
glass  heart,  so  that  he  decided  to  return  again  to  the  Little  Glass- 
man  and  ask  for  his  third  wish. 

He  went  into  the  forest  and  hunted  and  hunted  everywhere.  At 


38  Kansas  Folklore 

last,  weary  and  worn  out,  he  lay  down  at  the  foot  of  a  huge  oak 
tree.  He  awakened  to  hear  what  he  thought  was  a  squirrel 
scampering  up  the  tree.  Remembering  the  last  time,  he  hastily 
repeated  his  verse  and  sure  enough  the  Little  Glassman  was 
there.  He  asked  what  Peter  wanted,  and  when  Peter  told  him,  he 
took  a  small  cross  from  his  pocket  and  gave  it  to  Peter.  He  told 
him  that  he  was  to  find  the  Hollander  Michael,  and  when  he  did, 
he  was  to  tell  him  that  he  did  not  believe  that  he  had  ever  had  his 
own  heart  replaced  with  a  glass  one.  To  tempt  the  Hollander,  he 
was  to  tell  him  he  would  not  believe  that  he  had  a  glass  heart 
unless  he  put  the  old  one  back  so  that  he  could  tell  the  difference. 
When  the  old  heart  was  in,  he  was  to  take  the  cross  out  and  hold 
it  before  him.  When  Peter  returned  to  Elizabeth  and  was  his  old 
self,  the  Little  Glassman  promised  Peter  that  she  would  get  well 
because  that  was  the  reason  she  was  letting  herself  die. 

Peter  did  as  he  was  told,  and  the  Hollander  Michael  faded 
away  as  soon  as  he  saw  the  cross.  Peter  went  home  and  Elizabeth 
got  well.  Peter  found  a  job  at  which  he  made  an  adequate  living, 
and  the  little  family  lived  happily  from  then  on. 


LEGENDS 


William  E.  Koch  and  Mary  Frances  White 

Kansas  State  University 


To  ascertain  that  the  narratives  presented  in  this  study  were 
legends  in  the  true  sense  of  the  word,  we  have  applied  three  cri- 
teria: they  must  be  said  to  have  occurred  at  a  certain  place  and 
time,  for  this  is  evidence  that  they  have  been  popularly  accepted 
as  historical  truth;  they  must  contain  some  supernatural  element 
or  other  embellishment  which  would  distinguish  them  from  oral 
history;  and  they  must  include  at  least  one  established  folk  motif 
to  demonstrate  that  they  are  made  of  the  type  of  material  that  is 
the  very  essence  of  folklore. 

The  first  of  these  criteria — popular  acceptance  as  historical 
truth — is  set  up  as  a  means  of  differentiating  the  legend  from  the 
Marchen-type  folktale.  Unlike  the  folktale,  which  moves  in  an 
unreal  world  and  functions  primarily  as  entertainment,  the  leg- 
end is  considered  by  its  narrators  to  be  true  and  is  told  with  his- 
torical intent. 

The  second  criterion — presence  of  a  supernatural  element  or 
other  embellishment — determines  whether  we  are  dealing  with 
a  legend  or  with  a  historical  reminiscence.  The  historical  remi- 
niscence is  spoken  history.  As  eyewitness  testimony  and  as  a 
source  of  local  color  and  other  background  information,  it  can 
be  an  important  aid  to  the  historian;  moreover,  it  performs  a 
valuable  auxiliary  service  in  chronicling  aspects  of  life  which  are 
not  always  conveniently  recorded  by  the  historian.  The  legend 
often  begins  as  spoken  history;  however,  as  it  is  told  and  retold  it 
accumulates  trappings,  frequently  of  a  supernatural  character, 
which  enrich  its  narrative  interest  but  damage  its  reliability. 

The  third  test  becomes  necessary  when  a  legend  is  derived 
from  printed  sources,  as  are  several  included  here.  The  profes- 
sional collection  of  folklore  in  the  oral  tradition  is  a  recent  de- 

39 


40  Kansas  Folklore 

velopment,  and  it  was  in  earlier  times  that  the  tradition  flour- 
ished. Today  the  people  who  might  have  been  informants  are 
dead,  and  their  knowledge  cannot  be  recovered  from  a  living 
source.  As  a  consequence,  the  folklorist  must  turn  to  printed  ac- 
counts which  have  captured  and  reflect  an  oral  tradition.  In  do- 
ing so,  however,  he  must  constantly  guard  against  using  materials 
which  had  their  only  life  on  the  printed  page.  With  experience, 
he  develops  the  capacity  to  sense  whether  or  not  an  account  has 
the  feel  of  folk  materials.  Once  he  has  detected  the  presence  of 
an  oral  tradition  in  a  printed  narrative,  he  seeks  objective  tests 
to  confirm  this  subjective  judgment.  One  test  is  to  determine 
whether  the  story  contains  folk  motifs  such  as  those  found  in  tales 
which  demonstrably  exist  in  oral  tradition.1  If  it  can  be  shown 
that  the  story  appears  in  different  versions,  it  is  additional  con- 
firmation. 

In  selecting  materials  from  printed  sources  for  inclusion  in 
this  study,  we  have  exercised  some  care.  Of  the  dozen  legends 
which  were  not  obtained  firsthand  from  living  people,  all  but 
three  are  reprinted  from  the  earliest  available  accounts.  To  avoid 
presenting  material  with  which  the  reader  may  be  familiar,  we 
have  drawn  mostly  on  newspapers  and  magazines.  When  variants 
of  a  story  are  included,  one  is  a  contemporary  version. 


GHOST  LEGENDS 

Takaluma,  the  Phantom  Indian 

[Floyd  Benjamin  Streeter  recounts  the  story  told  to  him  by  the 
man  who  met  and  talked  to  a  ghost  late  at  night,  23  January 
1879.  Mr.  Streeter  does  not  identify  this  man,  but  he  gives  the 
story  in  the  language  of  his  informant,  a  cowboy.  Reprinted  from 
The  Aerend,  IV  (Winter,  1933) ,  157-159.] 

I  am  a  graduate  of  a  college  of  the  East  and  am  not  given  to 

indulgences  of  absurd  fancies,  and  yet  the  experience  I  met  with 

last  Thursday  night  was  so  remarkable  in  its  character  that  I  am 

almost  inclined  to  believe  it  an  hallucination,  notwithstanding  it 

is  still  so  vividly  engraved  on  the  tablets  of  my  memory. 

1  Motif  analyses  of  these  legends,  referring  to  Stith  Thompson's  Motif-Index 
of  Folk-Literature,  will  be  found  in  the  Appendix,  beginning  on  page  242. 


Legends  41 

I  was  engaged  in  herding  cattle  by  the  Saline  River  in  the 
northern  part  of  Ellis  County,  Kansas,  and  on  the  night  men- 
tioned I  was  belated  several  miles  down  the  Saline  from  my  camp 
in  Oak  Canyon.  Not  desiring  to  remain  away  from  camp  over 
night,  I  urged  my  jaded  horse  along  up  the  river  until  I  came  to 
the  crossing  below  Phil  Mock's  claim,  when  he  suddenly  came  to 
a  standstill  and  resisted  every  effort  to  induce  him  to  move.  Just 
then  the  most  terrible  yell  that  ever  waked  the  midnight  stillness 
of  earth  greeted  my  ears,  and  looking  forward,  in  the  murky 
gloom  I  beheld  an  apparition  that  chilled  the  very  marrow  of  my 
bones.  A  large  powerful-looking  Indian — the  most  perfect  speci- 
men of  manhood  my  eyes  ever  beheld — stood  before  me.  To 
grasp  my  revolver  and  fire  at  the  red  man  was  but  the  work  of  an 
instant;  but  the  result  was  the  most  startling  shock  my  nervous 
system  has  ever  received.  The  Indian  stood  erect,  unharmed, 
laughed  a  low  mocking  laugh,  and  then  in  tones  of  purest  Eng- 
lish said:  "Does  the  White  Man  think  his  bullet  can  harm  the 
spirit  of  Takaluma,  the  great  chief  of  Inciennes,  that  has  wan- 
dered by  this  beautiful  water  for  more  than  a  thousand  years? 
White  Man,  I  have  but  little  time  to  talk  and  I  would  tell  you  a 
tale  of  wrong  and  ask  you  to  see  that  it  is  redressed." 

By  this  time  my  fear  had  merged  into  a  feeling  of  curiosity  and 
recklessness,  and  I  remarked  that  if  he  desired  to  talk,  I  would 
dismount  and  build  a  fire.  I  did  so,  and  the  Phantom-Indian,  or 
whatever  it  was,  continued. 

"If  White  Man  would  be  satisfied  that  I  am  a  spirit  from  an- 
other world,  let  him  feel  of  this  hand  my  substance." 

I  did  so,  and  as  sure  as  the  whale  swallowed  Jonah,  my  hand 
swept  through  space.  Having  thus  satisfied  myself  as  to  the  real 
phantom  character  of  the  form  that  stood  before  me,  I  told  him 
to  proceed. 

"My  people,"  he  continued,  "came  from  the  West  as  many  suns 
ago  as  the  trees  of  the  forest  have  leaves.  They  crossed  the  great 
water  when  it  was  but  a  little  stream  between  the  land  of  Nod, 
where  dwell  the  almond-eyed  Chinee  (heathen  Chinee)  whose 
chronology  contains  an  account  of  the  Great  Water  which  de- 
stroyed all  living  things,  and  of  a  fertile  land  beyond.  My  people 
in  search  of  this  land  traveled  East  for  many  moons,  until  com- 
ing into  this  valley.  Charmed  with  its  beauty  and  satisfied  with 


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the  abundance  of  game,  they  built  their  wigwams  and  made  it 
their  home.  Soon,  however,  a  pestilence  made  its  appearance 
among  them,  which  gathered  them  all  to  the  happy  hunting 
grounds.  Their  wigwams  decayed  and  nothing  remains  to  mark 
the  place  where  once  dwelt  a  mighty  people.  For  years  their  rest 
was  undisturbed,  but  at  last  the  white  man  came,  and  with  his 
plowshare  disturbed  the  rest  of  my  people." 

Just  here  it  occurred  to  me  that  he  was  very  familiar  with  the 
language,  habits,  and  occupations  of  the  white  man,  and  I  pro- 
pounded a  question  as  to  how  he  had  obtained  all  this  store  of 
knowledge,  to  which  he  replied  that  association  with  the  spirits 
of  other  nations  had  advised  him;  his  people  had  spoken  the 
Hebrew  language.  He  continued: 

"A  few  months  ago  the  bones  of  my  father  were  exhumed  and 
his  skull  carried  away  by  a  resident  of  this  valley.  Since  then, 
for  an  hour  each  night,  I  am  compelled  to  wander  and  search  for 
it,  and  I  ask  you  to  use  your  influence  to  have  it  returned  to  its 
resting  place.  Well  know  I  the  party  who  desecrated  my  father's 
grave,  but  I  have  not  the  power  to  enter  habitations.  But  should 
the  skull  not  be  returned  before  two  more  moons  shall  have 
waned,  then  woe  to  the  robbers  of  the  dead,  for  a  spirit  will  be 
sent  in  search  of  it,  with  full  power  to  effect  an  entrance  any- 
where. My  hour  is  up.  I  must  now  return  to  the  mound  of  my 
damp  sepulchre.  Farewell!" 

It  is  to  be  hoped  that  the  person  who  carried  away  the  skull  of 
this  Indian  heeded  the  warning  and  returned  it  so  that  it  is  not 
necessary  for  spirits  to  continue  their  prowling  around  on  cold 
nights. 

A  Phantom  Train  on  the  Kansas  Pacific 

[Allegedly  there  were  a  dozen  eyewitnesses  to  the  occurrence 
described  here  by  Mr.  J.  F.  Timmons,  a  Wyandotte  County 
farmer.  Edwardsville  was  twelve  miles  west  of  Kansas  City  on  the 
Kansas  Pacific  Railroad.  Reprinted  from  the  Atchison  Globe, 
7  August  1878.] 

Edwardsville,  July  31,  1878. — Last  Tuesday  morning,  the  sec- 
tion men  on  the  K.  P.  road  on  my  farm,  seeing  the  storm  coming 
up  very  fast,  got  their  handcar  on  the  track  and  started  full  speed 
for  Edwardsville.  They  had  run  but  a  little  ways  when  the  entire 


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crowd  at  the  same  time  saw  coming  around  the  curve  east  of  Ed- 
wardsville  what  they  supposed  to  be  a  locomotive  at  full  speed. 
They  jumped  down  and  took  their  car  off  the  track  as  fast  as 
possible,  when  they  saw  it  was  not  a  locomotive.  Whatever  it  was 
came  down  the  track  giving  off  a  volume  of  dense  smoke  with  oc- 
casional flashes  resembling  a  headlight  in  the  center  of  smoke.  It 
came  three-fourths  of  a  mile  from  where  they  first  saw  it,  then 
turned  off  the  track  at  a  pile  of  cordwood,  went  round  it  once, 
then  went  off  in  a  southwesterly  direction,  through  a  thick  wood. 
The  section  men  came  running  to  my  house  evidently  much 
frightened  and  bewildered  by  what  they  saw.  What  was  it? 

The  Midnight  Harvester 

[Mr.  Henry  Swanzey,  living  on  a  farm  between  Iowa  Point  and 
Highland  in  Doniphan  County,  had  a  strange  experience  which 
caused  a  good  deal  of  excitement  in  the  neighborhood.  This  ac- 
count appeared  in  the  local  paper  at  the  time.  The  appearance 
of  a  benevolent  revenant  to  complete  an  unfinished  task  is  a  com- 
mon folk  motif.  Reprinted  from  Sol  Miller,  "A  Wonderful 
Tale,"  Commonwealth  (Topeka) ,  7  August  1885.] 

Mr.  Swanzey  had  been  harvesting,  and  at  sundown  had  turned 
out  for  the  night.  As  is  usual  on  such  occasions,  the  machine,  a 
self-binder,  was  left  at  a  corner  nearest  the  house,  handy  for  the 
next  day's  work.  All  the  grain  that  had  been  cut  that  day  had 
been  shocked  up  and  no  bundles  left  lying  on  the  ground.  About 
midnight,  Mr.  Swanzey  woke  up,  and  through  the  still  night  air 
he  thought  he  heard  the  noise  as  of  a  reaper  in  motion.  At  first 
he  paid  no  attention  to  it  but  as  he  became  more  awake  and  the 
noise  more  distinct  and  regular,  he  concluded  he  would  see  what 
it  was.  He  got  up  and  went  out  of  the  house,  and  the  noise  of  the 
machine  indicating  that  it  was  in  the  field,  he  went  in  that  direc- 
tion. On  arriving  at  the  place  where  he  had  left  the  machine,  he 
was  somewhat  surprised  to  see  that  it  was  gone,  and  as  he  heard 
it  on  the  opposite  side  of  the  field,  concluded  to  wait  until  it 
came  around.  As  it  made  the  turn  coming  down  the  end,  he  was 
more  astonished  to  see  hitched  to  it  four  fine  large  white  horses, 
and  driving  them  a  person  he  did  not  know,  although  he  thought 
he  recognized  an  old-time  neighbor,  who  had  been  dead  for  sev- 
eral years.  When  the  horses  got  within  thirty  yards  of  him  he 


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called  out  to  the  driver  and  wanted  to  know  who  he  was  and 
what  he  meant  by  such  proceedings.  No  sooner  had  he  spoken 
than  the  team  stopped,  the  driver  got  down  from  his  seat  and 
began  to  unhitch  them.  The  farmer  was  getting  alarmed,  and 
giving  a  yell,  started  toward  the  machine,  but  before  he  got  there 
horses  and  driver  suddenly  disappeared,  and  apparently  into  the 
ground.  The  farmer  then  went  back  to  the  house,  and  calling  one 
of  his  sons  and  hired  hands,  went  back  to  the  field  to  examine 
more  closely  into  the  mysterious  proceedings;  but  beyond  the 
fact  that  the  machine  was  some  fifty  yards  from  where  it  was  left 
the  evening  before,  and  that  three  rows  of  bundles  were  found 
around  the  field,  nothing  was  to  be  seen  or  heard.  There  is  not  a 
person  in  the  neighborhood  who  has  four  white  horses,  and  the 
question  is,  who  and  what  was  it  that  was  doing  the  harvesting? 

The  Runaway  Tractor 

[Mechanization  does  not  deter  marvels  in  folklore.  Collected 
from  Donald  White  of  Bennington,  Kansas,  in  1960,  by  Janet 
White,  a  Kansas  State  student.] 

My  great-uncle  bought  a  farm  a  number  of  years  ago  on  which 
was  a  house  believed  to  be  haunted  in  early  days,  but  in  later 
years  the  ghost  stories  had  nearly  been  forgotten.  Then  a  few 
years  ago  while  working  in  a  field  on  this  farm  he  observed  a 
storm  approaching,  so  he  drove  the  tractor  to  the  house  and 
parked  it  for  the  night.  Later  that  evening  the  storm  came  up  in 
full  force  with  wind,  rain,  and  lightning.  As  the  storm  began  to 
fade  it  seemed  they  could  hear  a  tractor  running.  Upon  looking 
out  the  door  they  saw  the  tractor,  which  had  been  left  the  eve- 
ning before,  was  running  and  moving  in  circles.  My  uncle  went 
out  and  stopped  the  tractor.  They  investigated  to  see  if  some- 
one had  attempted  to  start  the  tractor  to  use  it  to  pull  themselves 
out  of  the  mud,  but  there  were  no  tracks  about  at  all.  Since  it 
had  rained,  any  tracks  would  have  been  plainly  visible. 

To  this  day  there  are  no  definite  facts  as  to  what  started  the 
tractor. 

It  is  assumed  that  lightning  struck  the  starter  and  caused  the 
tractor  to  start;  it  evidently  had  been  left  in  gear  with  the  steer- 
ing wheel  turned  in  such  a  way  as  to  cause  it  to  travel  in  a  circle. 


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Why  this  should  have  happened  on  a  farm  which  had  a  haunted 
house  is  mysterious. 

The  Haunted  Stone  House 

[In  stories  such  as  the  one  which  follows,  the  interest  depends 
not  only  on  the  events  but  on  associations  with  specific  landmarks 
and  locales.  In  Manhattan,  Kansas,  for  example,  a  certain  house 
on  Manhattan  Avenue  is  supposed  to  be  haunted;  it  is  said  that 
flashing  lights  have  been  seen  in  the  cupola.  Reprinted  from  the 
Sherman  County  News,  2  December  1887.] 

About  three  miles  from  Gaylord  is  an  old  stone  house  which 
has  not  been  occupied  for  three  or  four  years.  The  gentleman 
who  is  authority  for  the  story  states  that  about  a  week  since,  he 
in  company  with  a  friend  was  returning  home  from  town  at  a 
late  hour.  While  passing  the  house  mentioned,  they  were  startled 
by  screams  of  distress  and  groans  of  agony.  The  voice,  sounding 
like  that  of  a  female,  issued  from  within  the  building.  Starting 
in  that  direction  to  render  assistance  and  prevent,  as  they  sup- 
posed, a  murder,  they  were  not  a  little  astonished  to  see  the  house 
suddenly  illuminated  with  various  colored  lights  in  which  were 
visible  several  human  forms,  among  them  being  that  of  a  woman 
struggling  for  liberty.  The  gentlemen  for  an  instant  were  so  star- 
tled that  they  could  not  move  from  the  spot.  Before  they  recov- 
ered, the  lights  disappeared  as  suddenly  as  they  came  and  the 
mysterious  sound  ceased.  Not  being  armed,  they  were  loth  to  en- 
ter the  building  and  decided  to  reach  home,  prepare  themselves, 
and  return  to  investigate.  As  the  hour  was  late  and  they  had  some 
distance  to  travel,  they  did  not  get  back  until  early  dawn  the  next 
morning.  A  close  search  revealed  no  trace  of  a  struggle  and  noth- 
ing could  be  found  to  indicate  that  the  building  had  been  oc- 
cupied for  months.  Knowing  that  it  was  not  imagination  on  their 
part,  they  agreed  to  again  visit  the  spot  after  nightfall  and  wait 
a  reoccurrence  of  the  mystery.  About  11  o'clock  the  next  night, 
they  were  stationed  in  a  ravine  near  the  house  to  await  develop- 
ments. After  the  elapse  of  an  hour,  or  about  12  o'clock,  they  were 
made  aware  that  the  building  was  occupied,  and  but  a  few  mo- 
ments passed  before  their  ears  were  again  greeted  by  a  repetition 
of  the  screams  and  groans  heard  the  night  previous.  Suddenly 


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leaping  from  their  hiding  places,  they  ran  toward  the  building, 
and  had  just  reached  the  doorsteps  when  it  was  again  brightly 
illuminated,  and  before  their  eyes  stood  the  same  forms  and  that 
of  the  woman  as  witnessed  on  the  first  occasion.  One  of  the  gen- 
tleman discharged  his  revolver,  in  his  excitement,  directly  into 
the  room,  when  as  suddenly  as  the  report  the  light  and  figures 
disappeared  as  if  into  the  ground.  Lanterns,  which  had  been  pre- 
pared for  the  occasion,  were  made,  but  to  no  avail.  Becoming 
considerably  agitated,  the  gentlemen  made  haste  to  get  away 
from  the  spot.  Hardly  had  they  gone  a  dozen  yards  when  they 
were  made  aware  that  the  building  was  again  lighted  up,  and  on 
looking  back,  the  form  of  a  woman  was  seen  in  the  doorway  beck- 
oning them  to  return.  So  startling  was  the  revelation,  however, 
that  they  made  haste  to  get  away  from  the  spot  as  rapidly  as 
possible.  A  watch  has  been  kept  every  night  since  and  at  about 
the  usual  hour  the  same  scene  occurs  nightly.  The  gentlemen 
cannot  fathom  the  secret  of  these  strange  freaks  and  are  greatly 
worked  up  over  the  matter.  They  do  not  desire  to  frighten  those 
who  live  in  that  vicinity;  therefore  we  refrain  from  giving  the 
location.  It  is  stated  that  a  party  will  be  quietly  made  up  from 
town  one  night  this  week  to  visit  the  building  and  investigate 
the  truthfulness  of  the  story. 

Old  Joe's  Ghost 

[As  narrated  to  Eileen  Cozine  in  1956  by  Fred  Meyer,  then 
around  seventy  years  old,  of  Jewell  County.  The  type  of  unusual 
animal  in  the  tale  is  commonly  referred  to  as  the  "Waumpus" 
or  "Waumpus  Cat"  and  lives  in  the  memory  of  many  people  who 
were  reared  in  the  rural  areas  of  this  country.  The  prank  of  slip- 
ping a  loaded  .22  cartridge  in  the  pipe  bowl  of  an  unsuspecting 
person  was  standard  procedure  in  the  early  days.  Few,  if  any, 
fatalities  ever  resulted.] 

One  autumn  when  I  was  a  small  boy,  my  parents  were  building 
an  addition  to  their  little  homestead  house.  The  building  was 
being  done  by  a  young  carpenter,  Newt  Carey,  who  lived  about 
two  and  a  half  miles  away.  Each  morning  he  came  to  work  in  a 
farm  wagon  drawn  by  a  team  of  horses. 

One  morning  he  failed  to  arrive  at  the  usual  hour.  When  he 
arrived  several  hours  late  he  was  in  a  state  of  high  excitement.  It 


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happened  as  he  was  driving  by  the  home  of  Joe  X  that  a  young 
girl  who  was  working  there  came  running  frantically  to  the  road 
and  begged  him  to  come  to  the  house  to  help  them,  for  an  awful 
thing  had  happened. 

Now  Joe  was  the  neighborhood  tippler.  While  he  was  an  hon- 
est hardworking  man  when  sober,  he  was  so  addicted  to  the  use 
of  whiskey  that  it  was  a  rare  week  in  which  he  was  sober  more 
than  half  of  the  time.  The  family  consisted  of  a  son  David,  a  lad 
of  about  twelve,  and  several  smaller  children,  the  youngest  a 
newborn  babe  of  less  than  a  week.  The  girl  whose  terrifying  cries 
attracted  Newt's  attention  was  the  daughter  of  a  neighbor  whose 
services  had  been  to  attend  to  the  household  duties  until  such 
time  as  Mrs.  X,  who  was  still  confined  to  her  bed,  would  be  able 
to  resume  her  household  responsibilities.  The  day  after  the  ar- 
rival of  the  new  baby  Old  Joe,  as  he  was  familiarly  known,  had 
suddenly  and  mysteriously  disappeared.  No  one  knew  anything 
of  his  whereabouts. 

Now  the  "awful  thing"  to  which  the  girl  referred  came  about 
in  this  way.  Under  the  house  was  a  small  dark  cellar.  The  only 
entrance  to  this  part  of  the  residence  was  through  a  trap  door 
in  the  kitchen  floor.  As  the  girl  was  preparing  breakfast,  she 
heard  a  strange  noise  in  the  cellar.  While  somewhat  frightened, 
she  managed  to  gather  courage  enough  to  raise  the  trap  door  just 
a  bit,  and  she  was  shocked  to  see  a  great  black  woolly  object 
which  looked  to  her  like  the  uncombed  head  of  a  great  giant. 
She  shrieked  in  fright  and  immediately  closed  the  trap  door  and 
pulled  an  organ  which  was  standing  near  by  over  it.  This  evi- 
dently displeased  the  apparition,  for  he  immediately  set  up  a 
loud  bellowing  sound  and  proceeded  to  thump  on  the  trap  door 
and  kitchen  floor  with  his  head  and  to  thrash  about,  upsetting 
boxes  and  bottles  stored  in  the  cellar.  It  was  at  this  point  that 
the  girl  ran  for  help,  and  seeing  Mr.  Carey  coming  down  the 
road,  implored  his  aid.  When  he  arrived,  he  could  hear  the 
strange  object  still  thrashing  about  in  the  cellar.  He  decided  it 
was  too  much  for  him  to  tackle  alone  since  he  was  unarmed,  so 
he  hastily  gave  the  alarm  to  neighbors,  and  within  an  hour  several 
frightened  men  armed  with  shotguns,  axes,  and  butcher  knives 
had  assembled.  By  this  time  the  noise  had  ceased.  Some  of  the 
bolder,  stronger  men  opened  the  trap  door  and,  carrying  a  Ian- 


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tern,  went  into  the  cellar.  Aside  from  the  fact  that  the  contents 
of  the  shelves  had  been  scattered  around,  there  was  nothing  un- 
usual to  be  seen  or  heard.  Since  Mrs.  X  and  the  children  were 
very  much  afraid,  some  of  the  men  stayed  throughout  the  day 
and  others  came  to  sit  up  for  the  night.  Nothing  happened  until 
about  midnight  when  in  one  of  the  partition  walls  could  be 
heard  a  weird  scraping,  scratching  noise.  This  kept  up  for  several 
minutes.  Then  there  would  be  quiet  for  a  while  after  which 
similar  sounds  could  be  heard  in  another  part  of  the  house.  In 
the  weeks  that  followed  there  would  be  several  days  and  nights 
during  which  there  would  be  no  unusual  happenings,  and  then 
they  would  reoccur  with  renewed  vigor.  This  kept  up  through- 
out the  winter.  The  neighbors  would  sit  up  until  several  nights 
had  passed  with  no  demonstration;  then  they  would  cease  com- 
ing. 

In  the  meantime  a  number  of  steps  were  taken  to  clear  up  the 
mystery.  The  commonly  accepted  theory  was  that  Old  Joe  had 
been  murdered  and  that  his  ghost  was  haunting  the  place.  But 
where  was  the  body?  An  old  abandoned  well  which  had  been 
filled  with  brush  and  trash  was  cleared  out,  for  some  were  sure 
that  the  body  was  hidden  there,  but  they  found  nothing.  Every 
ditch,  brush  patch,  and  strawstack  in  the  immediate  community 
was  carefully  searched  but  of  no  avail. 

Another  theory  advanced  was  that  Old  Joe  himself  was  lurking 
about  and  during  the  night  would  sneak  up  to  the  house  and  by 
some  means  or  other  cause  these  strange  noises  to  scare  the  family 
and  others  who  might  be  there.  Or  perhaps  it  was  some  prankster 
who  took  delight  in  scaring  people.  And  if  it  were  a  person,  they 
would  make  it  hot  for  him,  whoever  he  might  be,  if  they  ever 
caught  him.  To  facilitate  this  they  arranged  for  the  village  con- 
stable or  someone  deputized  by  him  to  be  there  to  arrest  the  cul- 
prit if  he  were  ever  apprehended.  One  night  when  the  regular 
constable  was  present,  the  group  of  men  were  passing  the  time 
away  at  a  game  of  pitch.  It  was  customary  on  occasions  such  as 
this  for  some  of  the  men  to  bolster  up  their  courage  by  means 
of  nips  from  a  bottle  of  whiskey.  It  was  only  natural  that  after  a 
few  hours  of  this  that  some  of  them  should  get  to  the  point  when 
their  thinking  was  a  bit  confused.  On  this  particular  night  the 
constable  laid  his  pipe  down  on  the  table  for  a  minute  while  he 


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shuffled  his  cards.  He  picked  his  pipe  up  and  relighted  it,  only  to 
have  a  blast  of  gunpowder  explode  in  his  face.  Both  frightened 
and  angered,  he  arose  in  his  might  and  thundered  out,  "I  arrest 
you  in  the  name  of  the  law."  He  then  proceeded  to  nail  the  war- 
rant which  he  carried  in  his  pocket  to  the  kitchen  door. 

To  the  simple  country  folk,  many  of  whom  were  quite  super- 
stitious, there  was  but  one  explanation  of  these  goings  on.  The 
house  was  haunted.  For  some  unknown  reason  the  ghost  or  ghosts 
frequented  this  house.  Old  Joe's  mysterious  departure  likely  en- 
tered in.  Would  the  ghosts  confine  their  activity  to  this  one 
house,  or  might  they  not  call  on  other  homes  in  the  community? 
Housewives  shuddered  at  the  thought  of  staying  alone  at  night, 
and  children  dreaded  to  go  outside  or  into  a  dark  room.  Even 
though  the  men  acted  bold  and  brave,  inwardly  they  felt  jittery 
while  walking  along  a  lonely  road  or  by  vacant  houses  at  night. 
At  every  neighborhood  gathering  ghosts  were  the  principal  topic 
of  conversation,  and  tales  grew  in  weirdness  as  they  were  told 
over  and  over  again. 

As  spring  approached,  the  activity  of  the  ghosts  became  less 
frequent  and  finally  faded  out  altogether.  Then  one  warm  spring 
evening  Old  Joe  came  trudging  down  the  road  toward  his  home 
and  family.  After  he  took  over  again  there  were  no  more 
ghosts. 

As  time  wore  on,  the  real  plan  and  procedure  gradually  came 
to  light.  Old  Joe  had  mortgaged  his  crop  to  pay  debts  he  had  in- 
curred to  buy  whiskey.  Winter  was  coming  on.  The  family  would 
be  without  food,  fuel,  and  money  to  buy  other  necessities.  There 
was  not  even  any  money  with  which  to  buy  whiskey.  With  Old 
Joe  around,  the  neighbors  would  not  likely  be  very  sympathetic. 
With  his  being  gone  and  the  family  in  trouble,  they  would  pro- 
vide for  their  needs.  So  Old  Joe  planned  for  two  things:  to  mys- 
teriously disappear  and  to  make  it  appear  that  the  family  was  in 
dire  trouble.  What  worse  trouble  could  anyone  have  than  having 
to  live  in  a  haunted  house?  Old  Joe  guessed  right.  All  winter  long 
neighbors  from  far  and  near  brought  in  meat,  flour,  eggs,  and 
other  foods.  The  men  chopped  wood,  and  if  someone  noticed 
that  a  child  needed  a  new  dress  or  that  his  shoes  were  worn  out, 
the  word  got  out  and  soon  their  need  was  supplied.  Old  Joe  had 
gone  to  a  Nebraska  town  where  he  managed  to  work  enough  to 


50  Kansas  Folklore 

pay  for  his  board  and  whiskey.  He  often  chuckled  to  himself  as 
he  read  in  the  newspaper  stories  which  were  headlined  as  "The 
Devil  Seen  Alive,"  "Peace  Officer's  Pipe  Explodes,"  etc.  Credit 
for  the  skillful  execution  of  the  hoax  belongs  to  the  boy  David. 
Just  how  much  of  the  ghost  activity  was  due  to  his  own  imita- 
tion and  how  much  was  the  result  of  Old  Joe's  coaching  is  not 
known,  but  the  fact  remains  that  the  whole  thing  was  carried  out 
with  cleverness  and  precision. 

The  "awful  thing"  that  appeared  in  the  cellar  on  that  first 
morning  was  David  himself  with  the  woolly  part  of  an  old  buf- 
falo robe  over  his  head.  He  managed  to  skip  out  of  the  cellar  and 
hide  the  robe  while  the  neighbors  were  gathering. 

The  strange  noises  heard  in  the  walls  of  the  house  were  made 
by  devices  which  he  manipulated  from  his  bed.  The  house  was  a 
one  and  a  half  story  building,  the  upper  story  of  which  was  not 
finished.  By  means  of  strong  cords  he  would  let  a  device  down 
between  the  walls  of  the  rooms,  and  operate  it  puppet  fashion  at 
will.  From  his  sleeping  quarters  he  had  access  to  the  walls  of 
every  room  in  the  house. 

The  explosion  of  the  constable's  pipe  was  brought  about  by 
his  unobtrusively  picking  up  the  pipe  from  the  table,  and  when 
no  one  was  looking  he  slipped  a  loaded  cartridge  in  the  refilled 
pipe. 

The  events  of  this  story  happened  a  long  time  ago  and  I  now 
am  an  old  man.  I  have  never  believed  in  ghosts  but  even  yet  as 
I  drive  down  a  country  road  past  a  desolate  farmhouse,  I  often 
feel  a  cold  creepy  chill  running  down  my  back  and  find  myself 
recalling  that  "awful  thing"  in  the  dark  cellar  and  the  strange 
noises  in  the  walls  of  the  home  of  the  neighborhood  drunk. 

The  Sheriff's  Clay  Pipe 

[The  scene  of  the  previous  narrative  was  Jewell  County;  Wash- 
ington, the  county  in  which  the  following  story  is  laid,  adjoins 
Jewell.  "The  Sheriff's  Clay  Pipe"  is  certainly,  therefore,  a  short- 
ened version  of  "Old  Joe's  Ghost."  In  this  account  a  member  of 
the  posse,  rather  than  an  accomplice,  drops  the  .22  cartridge  into 
the  law  officer's  pipe.  The  sheriff  in  each  of  the  stories  seems  to 
be  considered  a  dupe.  It  was  because  ghosts  do  not  operate  in  the 
daytime  or  in  lighted  places  that  it  was  necessary  to  "blow  out 


Legends  51 

the  lantern."  Collected  from  a  Kansas  State  University  student,  a 
resident  of  Jewell  County,  in  1958.] 

Our  neighbors  who  lived  one-half  mile  north  of  us  on  a  farm 
in  Washington  County,  Kansas,  were  bothered  by  weird  sounds 
at  night,  so  they  called  in  the  sheriff  to  find  the  ghost.  The  sheriff 
came  with  his  warrant  of  arrest  and  a  posse  of  neighbors  to  help 
in  the  arrest,  my  father,  who  told  me  the  story,  being  one  of  them. 
They  gathered  around  the  kitchen  table  to  wait  for  the  intruder, 
but  all  was  quiet.  Thinking  that  the  light  might  be  keeping  the 
ghost  away,  they  blew  out  the  lantern  and  continued  to  wait  but 
still  no  sounds  until  about  one  o'clock  in  the  morning  when  a 
shot  was  heard  and  the  sheriff's  clay  pipe  was  shattered  and 
knocked  from  his  mouth.  The  sheriff  jumped  to  his  feet  and 
shouted,  "There  he  is  down  the  cellar,  he  shot  at  me."  The  lan- 
tern was  quickly  lighted  and  they  all  rushed  down  the  cellar,  but 
no  ghost  was  to  be  found  and  there  was  no  hole  in  the  floor  from 
the  shot. 

It  was  later  learned  that  the  shot  was  from  a  .22  rifle  shell  that 
had  been  placed  in  the  sheriff's  pipe  by  one  of  the  posse  while  it 
was  lying  on  the  table  in  the  dark.  It  was  also  learned,  much 
later,  that  the  sounds  were  made  by  one  of  the  boys  of  the  family 
by  a  set  of  strings  and  weights  in  the  wall  that  were  operated  by 
him  from  his  bed  in  the  attic. 

PLACE-NAME  LEGENDS 

Legends  of  Marais  des  Cygnes 

[The  Marais  des  Cygnes  River,  called  the  Sage  and  Osage  on 
early  maps,  rises  in  Wabaunsee  County  in  east-central  Kansas, 
and  flows  east  and  south  near  the  towns  of  Ottawa,  Osawatomie, 
and  LaCygne  to  the  state  line.  After  it  crosses  into  Missouri,  it 
is  always  known  as  the  Osage  River  and  forms  part  of  the  man- 
made  Lake  of  the  Ozarks. 

The  legend  of  the  Marais  des  Cygnes  is  one  of  the  most  per- 
sistent in  Kansas  folklore.  An  account  of  why  and  where  the 
river  was  named  usually  is  included  in  the  various  versions.  In  ac- 
tuality the  name  probably  derives  from  the  Osage  appellation 
Maxackautsi,  "the  spot  abounding  in  wild  swans,"  translated  as 
Marais  des  Cygnes   (literally  "swans'  marsh")    by  early  French 


52  Kansas  Folklore 

traders.  That  the  word  marsh  should  be  applied  to  a  river  is  not 
too  easily  explained,  but  the  problem  seems  not  to  have  con- 
cerned the  raconteurs  in  the  least.  There  are  many  variant  pro- 
nunciations and  designations:  Maradasine ,  Maradazine,  Miry  De- 
sein,  Miry,  and  Swan,  to  list  a  few. 

The  river's  name  is  linked  with  a  well-known  event  in  early 
Kansas  history.  Not  far  from  its  banks  in  May,  1858,  border  ruf- 
fians lined  up  and  killed  five  men  and  wounded  five.  "Le  Marais 
du  Cygne,"  one  of  John  Greenleaf  Whittier's  most  famous  anti- 
slavery  poems,  sternly  protested  what  was  called  the  "Marais  des 
Cygnes  Massacre,"  and  promised  revenge. 

Interesting  similarities  and  differences  appear  in  the  follow- 
ing three  versions  of  the  legend.  The  tribe  to  which  the  hero 
belongs  is  not  named  in  Version  A;  in  Version  B  he  is  a  Coman- 
che, and  in  Version  C  a  Cheyenne.  There  is  no  agreement  on 
the  tribe  in  other  recorded  versions.  In  Versions  A  and  B  the 
heroine's  abduction  by  the  hero  is  motivated  by  her  father's  re- 
fusal to  consent  to  the  marriage.  In  Version  C  there  is  no  pa- 
rental conflict;  the  young  Cheyenne  suitor  is  accepted  and 
leaves  the  camp  simply  to  go  on  a  hunt.  Whereas  in  Versions  A 
and  C  the  canoe  is  swamped  in  flood  waters,  in  Version  B  "an 
angry  thing  seized  the  boat  and  pulled  it  down."  In  Versions  A 
and  B  two  swans  rise  from  the  depths  of  the  water  and  float 
away,  but  in  Version  C  a  "magic  flight"  is  the  manner  of  de- 
parture. Other  versions  collected  but  not  included  usually 
speak  of  flight.  In  Version  C,  the  "lover's  leap"  motif  is  suggested. 
In  both  Versions  B  and  C  the  legend  is  said  to  be  an  Osage  story 
told  to  Evangeline.  A  study  of  many  versions  of  this  legend  might 
possibly  show  it  to  be  related  directly  to  one  of  the  episodes 
in  the  famous  and  delightful  European  "Swan  Maiden"  tale,  but 
it  seems  unlikely. 

The  patent  fabrications  and  stylistic  ornaments  superimposed 
by  white  men  on  a  traditional  Indian  tale  are  revealed  in  these 
three  versions.  Mrs.  McDowell's  account  (Version  A) ,  however, 
is  quite  satisfyingly  natural  and  shows  no  attempt  to  stylize.] 

Version  A 

[Narrated  in  1957  by  Mrs.  J.  W.  McDowell  of  LaCygne, 
Kansas.  In  1856,  Eli  Cox,  Mrs.  McDowell's  grandfather,  brought 


Legends  53 

his  bride  to  Kansas  from  Illinois  in  a  covered  wagon  drawn  by 
oxen.  They  settled  in  Linn  County  where  LaCygne  is  now  lo- 
cated. This  legend  was  a  favorite  in  the  family.  To  quote  Mrs. 
McDowell:  "I  well  remember  his  (the  grandfather's)  taking  me 
upon  his  knee,  lighting  his  clay  pipe,  and  entertaining  me  in  this 
way.  This  is  one  of  the  stories  I  liked  best."] 

Long  years  before  the  white  man  came  to  Kansas,  when  the 
Indians  lived  happily  upon  the  land,  a  very  handsome  young 
brave  fell  in  love  with  a  beautiful  princess,  the  daughter  of 
the  tribal  chief.  He  wished  to  marry  the  princess,  but  the  chief 
refused  to  give  his  consent.  One  day  when  the  river  was  over- 
flowing its  banks  from  much  rain,  and  so  wide  that  the  brave 
thought  his  canoe  could  not  be  overtaken,  he  and  the  princess 
got  into  his  canoe  and  he  began  to  paddle  downstream,  car- 
ried rapidly  by  the  swift  current  of  the  flooding  waters.  However, 
the  chief  soon  discovered  their  flight,  called  his  warriors  to  bat- 
tle, and  in  their  own  canoes  they  gave  chase,  gaining  very  rapidly 
upon  the  two  lovers.  Just  as  it  seemed  that  capture  was  in- 
evitable, the  young  brave's  canoe  overturned  and  sank  beneath 
the  water,  carrying  with  it  him  and  his  beautiful  princess.  The 
warriors  watched  for  them  to  rise  to  the  surface  of  the  water, 
but  never  saw  them  again.  Instead,  some  great  distance  on  down 
stream  two  lovely,  graceful  white  swans  suddenly  appeared  upon 
the  flooding  waters  and  were  carried  swiftly  downstream  away 
from  danger.  Ever  after,  the  river  was  known  as  the  River  of 
the  Swan,  and  when  the  white  men  came  and  built  a  town 
near  the  spot  where  these  things  occurred,  they  called  it  the  City 
of  the  Swan. 

Version  B 

[As  a  boy  living  near  LaCygne,  Kansas,  in  1871,  William  Ansel 
Mitchell  learned  this  version  of  the  legend  from  John  Roubi- 
doux,  a  chief  of  the  Miami  tribe  (Linn  County,  Kansas:  A  His- 
tory [Kansas  City:  Campbell-Gates,  1928],  pp.  318-320).  Al- 
though the  Miami  are  woodland  Indians,  many  of  them  had 
been  moved  to  the  area  in  which  the  Osages  were  living.  In  this 
version  the  river  is  named  by  Evangeline  of  the  Acadian  legend, 
who  supposedly  was  spending  several  months  with  the  Osages. 
Longfellow  makes  no  mention  of  this  episode  in  his  "Evange- 


54  Kansas  Folklore 

line,"  published  in  1847,  but  does  speak  of  a  Shawnee  woman 
who  tells  Evangeline  a  sorrowful  tale  of  her  murdered  husband, 
a  coureur  de  bois.] 

One  day,  during  the  routine  of  village  work,  Evangeline  saw 
several  young  boys  and  girls  approach  Sona,  the  Wise  Mother 
of  the  tribe,  and  in  excited  whisperings  they  were  telling  of 
some  unusual  event. 

"They  have  seen  Coman  and  Osa,"  said  the  Wise  Mother. 
Evangeline  sensed  a  tribal  romance  and  to  the  Wise  Mother  she 
said,  "Tell  me  about  it." 

"It  is,"  said  the  Wise  Mother,  "a  long  story  of  long  ago.  It  es- 
tranged two  big  tribes  who  have  never  since  been  friendly.  It  is 
the  story  of  a  young  war  chief  of  the  greatest  prairie  tribe  and  a 
beautiful  young  princess  of  our  people.  Coman  was  the  young 
chieftain  and  he  celebrated  the  close  of  a  great  buffalo  hunt  by 
appearing  at  our  village  with  twenty  of  his  young  and  handsome 
braves,  all  dressed  in  feather  bonnets  and  beaded  finery  and 
mounted  on  powerful  horses.  They  carried  ceremonial  banners, 
signifying  peace  and  joy.  Their  visit  was  a  great  event,  all  our 
young  people,  especially  the  maidens,  dressing  in  their  finest 
to  do  honor  to  their  proud  guests.  Osa,  our  princess,  granddaugh- 
ter of  White  Hair,  was  the  comeliest  among  the  maidens,  young 
and  pretty  and  arrayed  in  the  finest  new  buckskin  decorated 
elaborately  in  bead  designs  designating  her  royal  station  in  the 
tribe. 

"Coman  was  entranced  by  her.  He  sought  her  constantly.  Osa 
manifested  her  admiration  and  attachment  for  him.  They  made 
it  a  long  and  merry  season  and  when  the  frost  came  and  the 
visitors  must  return  to  their  prairie  tribe,  the  parting  was  not  a 
happy  one,  as  White  Hair  refused  to  give  Osa  to  the  great  prairie 
chief.  Osa  rebelled  and  threatened  to  follow  him.  The  winter 
was  a  bad  one  and  our  young  people  hard  to  manage  after  their 
great  festival  with  the  visiting  braves.  But  when  the  flood  waters 
were  running  out,  and  there  were  flowers  and  green  leaves  ev- 
erywhere, on  a  bright  May  morning  there  appeared  on  that  bank 
across  the  river  twenty  horsemen  in  war  bonnets  and  carrying 
beautiful  ceremonial  banners.  At  their  head  was  Coman,  dressed 
in  his  proudest  trappings.  He  led  a  beautiful  horse  without  a 
rider,  and  a  second  glance  showed  it  was  to  carry  a  woman. 


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Coman  gave  that  beautiful  and  graceful  salutation  known  as  the 
peace  sign  and  dismounting,  got  into  one  of  our  canoes  to  cross 
to  us.  With  some  difficulty  he  got  across,  but  showed  that  he  was 
better  as  a  horseman  than  as  a  boatman. 

"Osa  was  radiant  as  she  met  him.  Her  luggage  was  brought 
and  Coman  insisted  they  go. 

"Coman  was  exultant  in  his  triumph  and  addressing  White 
Hair,  he  said:  'Coman  is  a  great  chief  of  a  great  people.  We  have 
the  Land  of  the  Sky.  We  have  the  great  mountains  where  Mani- 
tou  makes  his  home  and  mixes  medicine  for  all  his  people.  The 
eye  never  sees  the  end  of  our  domain.  Our  warriors  vanquish 
all  opponents.  Our  lodges  are  filled  with  a  great  and  happy  peo- 
ple who  own  the  hordes  of  buffalo  on  the  plains,  which  give 
us  both  meat  and  clothing.  Our  war  horses  are  numberless.  When 
the  Comanches  put  on  their  war  bonnets  it  is  a  sight  to  thrill 
the  world.  Our  people  offer  a  royal  welcome  to  Osa  as  the  bride 
of  Coman.' 

"But  White  Hair  was  not  convinced  and  said:  'It  is  not  wise 
that  it  should  be  so.  Osa  is  a  daughter  of  the  forest.  Her  home 
is  in  a  land  of  plenty.  The  land  produces  corn  and  melons, 
and  as  the  seasons  go  there  are  berries,  persimmons,  pawpaws, 
grapes  and  plums.  The  whole  tribe  could  live  on  the  pecans, 
walnuts  and  hickory  nuts  the  forests  give  to  us.  The  great  trees 
shelter  us  from  the  storms  and  the  heat  of  summer.  They  furnish 
fuel  for  our  fires  in  winter.  There  are  buffalo  and  deer  and  bear, 
and  fish  in  the  waters.  The  Osages  are  rich  and  happy  and  grow 
wise  in  their  contentment. 

"  'Why  should  Osa  go  to  your  country  where  you  see  far  and 
see  nothing?  It  is  a  deceptive  country  which  smiles  in  the  spring 
time  and  then  burns  up  the  grass  and  leaves  the  earth  bare.  It 
frowns  in  the  winter  and  covers  the  earth  with  snow.  It  has  no 
trees.  It  has  no  water.  The  buffalo  and  deer  desert  it. 

"  'Your  people  are  cruel  and  blood-thirsty  because  of  the  cruel 
country  you  live  in.  Osa  should  not  go  to  live  among  you.  The 
Great  Spirit  has  placed  this  river  between  us  and  the  sullen  roar 
of  its  flood  waters  voices  his  anger.' 

"Osa  had  an  expression  of  dismay  as  she  witnessed  the  digni- 
fied refusal  of  her  grandfather,  but  stepping  into  the  canoe  she 
showed  her  decision  to  go  with  her  chosen  man.  Coman  turned 


56  Kansas  Folklore 

the  canoe  into  the  stream  and  the  waiting  people  on  each  side 
were  thrilled  with  the  beauty  of  the  scene  and  its  significance. 
With  strong,  confident  stroke  Coman  forced  the  canoe  into  the 
flood  when  some  angry  thing  below  seized  the  boat  and  drew  it 
downward  out  of  sight.  In  a  flash  the  two  lovers  disappeared. 
No  trace  was  ever  seen  of  them  or  their  boat.  As  the  horrified 
people  looked  upon  the  scene,  a  miracle  happened.  At  the  place 
where  the  lovers  disappeared  there  was  seen  on  the  water  two 
great  white  swans  which  swam  away  together  through  peaceful 
waters  under  a  canopy  of  vines  and  flowers  and  wild  rice. 

"These  swans  were  seen  today  by  the  children.  They  always 
return  here.  Their  story  is  in  the  great  epic  poem  of  the  Osages." 

The  assemblage  of  young  people,  who  always  listened  to  this 
story  when  told  by  the  Wise  Mother,  arose  and  beckoned  them 
to  follow,  going  to  the  great  cliff  at  the  top  of  Timbered  Mound, 
from  which  Evangeline,  as  she  looked  over  the  shimmering  wa- 
ters of  lakes  and  river  and  the  green  valley,  spread  her  arms  as 
though  to  embrace  them  and  said: 

"C'est  le  marais  des  cygnes." 
It  is  the  marsh  of  the  swans. 

Version  C 

[Reprinted  from  the  Ottawa  Campus,  XVIII  (January,  1902) , 
191,  which  credited  the  information  to  Bruce  Dennis  of  La- 
Cygne,  Kansas.] 

About  the  year  1786,  Evangeline  Bellefontaine  left  the  Aca- 
dian settlement  in  Louisiana  and  came  northward  searching  for 
her  lover,  Gabriel  Lejeunesse,  as  so  beautifully  related  by  Long- 
fellow. Crossing  the  Ozark  Mountains,  Evangeline  learned  from 
the  Osage  Indians  the  pretty  Indian  legend  of  the  swans,  and  it 
was  she  who  gave  the  river  the  name  "Le  Marais  des  Cygnes," 
the  river  of  the  swans.  The  legend  as  it  comes  from  the  Osages 
is  as  follows:  In  the  early  days  an  Indian  chief,  Makota,  dwelt 
with  his  tribe  in  a  beautiful  spot  on  the  banks  of  the  river.  The 
chief's  only  daughter,  Nanonie,  a  beautiful  girl  of  eighteen,  was 
loved  by  all  the  young  men  of  the  tribe,  but  she,  loving  a  life 
of  freedom,  gently  refused  all  suitors.  One  day  a  young  Cheyenne 
chief  appeared  and  asked  permission  to  build  his  lodge  in  the 
edge  of  the  village.  The  request  being  granted,  he  soon  be- 


Legends  57 

came  a  general  favorite  of  the  tribe.  He  also  became  a  frequent 
visitor  to  the  old  chief's  lodge,  and  gradually  won  the  admira- 
tion of  Nanonie. 

Winter  passed,  spring  came,  and  the  young  couple  were 
often  seen  strolling  along  the  banks  of  the  beautiful  stream.  It 
was  well  known  that  Makota  was  pleased  with  the  love  affair,  the 
nuptials  of  which  were  soon  to  be  celebrated.  Just  before  the 
event,  Danookee,  the  lover  chief,  started  on  a  hunt.  He  parted 
from  Nanonie  on  the  bank  of  the  river,  promising  to  return  in 
three  days.  But  the  days  passed  into  weeks,  and  the  weeks  into 
months  of  lonely  expectation,  but  Danookee  came  not.  Nanonie 
grew  pale  and  strangely  silent,  and  with  heavy  tread  and  heavier 
heart  she  daily  visited  the  spot  where  she  had  parted  from  her 
lover,  and  there  stood  gazing  into  the  deep,  quiet  stream. 

Autumn  and  winter  passed,  and  with  another  spring  Nanonie 
roamed  hours  on  the  river  bank  waiting  for  her  lover  who  never 
returned.  Her  step  became  slower,  her  heart  more  sorrowful, 
and  the  beautiful  Nanonie  was  fading  away.  One  evening  at 
dusk,  having  returned  from  the  river  bank,  as  she  sat  brood- 
ing in  silence  in  her  father's  lodge,  she  suddenly  sprang  to  her 
feet  and  ran  to  the  river,  crying  in  agonizing  accents,  "Danookee, 
Danookee!"  Following  her  to  the  dark  water's  edge,  the  tribe 
beheld  her  body  sinking  beneath  the  surface  of  the  water.  Sev- 
eral braves  sprang  after  her  but  she  could  not  be  found.  Soon 
all  was  quiet  and  as  the  Indians  with  lighted  torches  stood 
mournfully  looking  into  the  dark  waters,  a  sudden  light  shone 
over  the  stream,  and  there  arose  to  its  surface  two  beautiful 
swans.  For  a  moment  they  remained  motionless;  then  spreading 
their  white  wings  they  soared  upward  together,  disappearing  in 
the  darkness.  "  'Tis  the  spirits  of  Danookee  and  Nanonie,"  quoth 
they,  "flying  to  the  happy  hunting  grounds,"  and  with  a  feeling 
of  awe  they  returned  to  their  native  lodges,  henceforth  to  tell 
the  story  of  "The  River  of  the  Swans." 

Legends  of  Waconda  Springs 

[Waconda  Springs  pool,  in  Mitchell  County,  north-central 
Kansas,  is  an  ideal  setting  for  a  "lover's  leap"  type  of  legend. 
A  physiographic  phenomenon,  this  curious  salt  pool  is  fed  from 
an  unknown  underground  source  and  lies  in  a  hollow  mound 


58  Kansas  Folklore 

some  thirty  feet  high  and  sixty  feet  across.  For  centuries  before 
the  advent  of  the  white  man,  the  Plains  Indians  worshiped 
it  as  a  supernatural  force  and  found  its  waters  beneficial.  Sir 
William  Johnson,  who  may  have  been  the  first  white  man  to  look 
on  the  pool,  visited  it  in  1767,  and  it  has  continued  to  attract 
adventurers,  geologists,  historians,  and  travelers.  A  sanatorium 
and  health  resort  was  established  there  in  1906,  and  the  spring 
water  is  still  bottled  and  sold.  The  continued  existence  of  this 
Kansas  spa  is  problematic,  however:  if  the  proposed  Glenn  Elder 
Dam  is  constructed,  Waconda  will  be  in  its  flood  area. 

While  there  may  have  been  an  Indian  tale  of  simple  sacrifice 
connected  with  the  spot,  Waconda,  the  name  given  to  the 
maiden  of  the  legend  in  some  versions,  is  probably  a  white  man's 
appellation.  According  to*  one  source,2  Waconda  is  a  Kaw  word 
meaning  God  or  chief  divinity;  the  Sioux  word  for  God,  Wakon- 
tanka,  is  similar.  Possibly  there  may  be  a  connection  between 
the  Berkshires'  "Wahconah  Falls"  Indian  legend  and  the  Kansas 
legend  of  Waconda  Springs;  in  the  New  England  legend,  how- 
ever, it  is  the  male  whose  name  is  Wahconah.  In  some  versions  of 
the  Kansas  legend  the  maiden's  name  is  Turtle  Dove.  In  versions 
not  included  here,  the  quite  common  "footrace  for  the  maid- 
en's hand"  motif  appears:  the  loser  throws  himself  into  the  pool 
and  the  maiden,  too,  sacrifices  herself  rather  than  marry  the 
unloved  winner.  Some  versions,  for  example  Version  C,  show 
literary  embellishment  by  popular  writers. 

Regardless  of  the  findings  of  ethnohistorians,  the  cluster  of 
romantic  versions  of  the  Waconda  Springs  place-name  legend 
has  satisfied  thousands  of  present-day  readers.  Few  books  on 
Kansas  history  fail  to  mention  the  Springs,  and  it  is  the  subject 
of  at  least  two  serious  studies  as  well  as  numerous  magazine  and 
newspaper  feature  stories.  There  also  have  been  poetic  and 
musical  treatments  of  the  tale. 

The  legend  probably  has  had  a  more  vigorous  oral  tradition 
than  any  other  local   Kansas  legend  concerned  with  Indians.] 

Version  A 

[Reprinted  from  Mabel  Bingham,  "The  Legend  of  Waconda," 
The  Aerend,  IV   (Spring,  1933),  125.] 

2  Kansas:  A  Guide  to  the  Sunflower  State,  ed.  Harold  Evans  (New  York: 
The  Viking  Press,  1959) ,  p.  328. 


Legends  59 

At  one  time  two  Indian  braves  were  in  love  with  a  beautiful 
Indian  maid,  Waconda.  In  order  to  decide  which  brave  should 
have  the  maiden,  her  father  set  some  task  for  them  to  perform 
to  prove  which  was  the  more  worthy  of  his  dusky  daughter. 
Waconda  was  in  love  with  one  of  the  braves,  but  the  other  she 
despised.  The  lover  of  Waconda  lost,  so  he  jumped  into  the 
spring.  Knowing  she  could  not  be  happy  without  her  lover,  she 
followed  him  to  a  watery  grave  on  the  hunting  grounds  of  the 
Great  Spirit.  Since  then  the  spring  has  been  called  Waconda 
in  honor  of  the  maid  who  died  with  her  lover. 

Version  B 

[From  a  Kansas  Historical  Marker  on  U.  S.  Highway  24,  three- 
quarters  of  a  mile  north  of  the  spring.] 

Many  moons  ago,  so  runs  the  Indian  legend,  Waconda,  a  beau- 
tiful Princess,  fell  in  love  with  a  brave  of  another  tribe.  Pre- 
vented from  marriage  by  a  blood  feud,  this  warrior  embroiled 
the  tribes  in  battle.  During  the  fight  an  arrow  struck  him  as  he 
stood  on  the  brink  of  a  spring  and  he  fell  mortally  wounded  into 
the  waters.  Waconda,  grief  stricken,  plunged  after  him.  Believing 
her  soul  still  lived  in  the  depths,  the  tribes  for  countless  ages 
carried  their  sick  to  drink  the  healing  waters.  Here  they  cele- 
brated their  victories  and  mourned  their  losses,  never  neglecting 
to  throw  into  the  spring  some  token  for  the  Great  Spirit. 

Version  C 

[Reprinted  from  a  Waconda  Springs  Health  Resort  bro- 
chure.3] 

Legend  tells  us  that  Waconda  was  the  name  of  a  beautiful 
Indian  maid,  the  daughter  of  a  tribal  chief.  She  was  the  pride  of 
her  mother's  tepee,  the  idol  of  her  father's  heart,  a  delight  to  the 
eyes  of  the  young  men  of  her  tribe  and  the  joy  of  all  her  people. 

Waconda,  one  day,  determined  to  explore  the  country,  had 
wandered  unafraid,  some  distance  from  the  camp.  Her  ear 
caught  a  sound.  It  was  a  human  cry,  a  call  for  help,  and  coming 
from  a  clump  of  bushes.  She  crept  forward  quietly  until  she 
could  see  the  crumpled  figure  of  a  man.  He  was  alone.  Unafraid 

3  Dick  Mann,  associate  editor  of  Capper's  Farmer,  gave  valuable  assistance 
on  Waconda  Springs  history. 


60  Kansas  Folklore 

now,  she  rose  and  ran  swiftly  to  him.  His  eyes  were  closed.  "You 
are  hurt.  Can  I  help?"  she  asked.  "Oh  gentle  maiden,  if  I  could 
but  have  water.  I — I  am  so  weak  from  loss  of  blood." 

"A  moment  and  you  shall  have  it." 

Hurrying  to  the  sparkling  pool  of  the  Great  Spirit  Spring,  she 
carried  as  much  water  as  her  deerskin  pouch  would  hold.  The 
young  warrior  drank  gratefully  and  tried  to  lift  himself.  "No,  no, 
do  not  move.  See,  the  blood  starts,  I  will  get  more  water  now, 
and  will  bathe  and  bind  your  wounds."  She  bandaged  as  skill- 
fully as  she  was  able  the  deep  cuts  in  thigh  and  arm  from  which 
so  much  blood  had  drained  and  then  lifted  the  injured  man  into 
a  more  comfortable  position. 

"Who  are  you,  gentle  one?  I  would  know  whom  to  thank  for 
so  much  kindness  from  a  stranger." 

But  upon  disclosing  their  names  and  tribes  they  found  that 
their  people  were  blood  enemies.  However,  the  call  of  youth  was 
stronger  than  tribal  loyalty  and  the  young  people  talked  until  the 
sun  was  low.  "I  will  bring  you  food,"  she  said,  "and  when  our 
hunters  return  will  have  my  father  bring  you  to  our  camp  that 
you  may  be  better  cared  for."  "No,  no!  I  could  not  enter  helpless 
into  an  enemy  camp.  Do  not  be  angry,  oh  Waconda,  and  do  not 
trouble  yourself  about  the  food.  Already  I  have  taken  from  your 
hands  far  more  than  one  should  accept  from  an  enemy,"  said 
the  young  warrior.  "You  are  foolish,  young  warrior,"  Waconda 
said.  "I  am  not  your  enemy.  That  is  but  our  fathers'  affair.  I  will 
bring  the  food."  "My  life  is  yours,  oh  Waconda  of  the  gentle 
spirit,"  declared  the  injured  warrior.  "Whatever  you  ask  of  me, 
that  I  will  do." 

In  the  morning  he  was  gone,  but  since  the  two  hunting 
camps  were  not  a  great  distance  apart  the  young  chief  came  into 
the  vicinity  again  and  again.  Waconda  met  him  often,  at  first 
by  chance,  and  then  by  plan  until  the  two  learned  to  love  one 
another.  One  day  the  young  chief  said,  "Tomorrow,  oh  beloved, 
I  go  to  your  father  to  offer  him  many  swift  dogs,  fine  robes  and 
other  gifts  that  you  may  come  and  dwell  with  me  forever  in  my 
lodge." 

"I  would  indeed  go  with  you  gladly,  oh  Takota,  but  I  fear  it 
is  hopeless.  Go,  however,"  said  Waconda,  "perhaps  the  Gods  will 
be  kind." 


Legends  6 1 

But  they  were  not.  The  great  chief,  Waconda's  father,  listened 
courteously  to  the  young  man's  suit  and  sadly  to  his  daughter's 
pleading.  He  wished  his  daughter's  happiness,  but  the  tribal  law 
against  intermarriage  with  blood  enemies  was  an  ancient  and 
much  honored  one.  He  could  do  nothing  but  call  a  council  of 
the  chiefs  of  both  tribes  and  present  the  case  for  their  decision. 

During  the  council,  feeling  ran  high  between  the  two  tribes. 
Angry  words  were  spoken.  And  so  instead  of  smoking  the  pipe 
of  peace  a  challenge  of  war  was  issued  and  accepted  and  the 
Indians  met  for  battle  in  the  beautiful  Solomon  valley.  At  last 
the  battle  centered  upon  the  little  hillock  whose  age-old  pool 
reflected  alike  the  cloud-flecked  blue  of  the  sky  and  the  fearfully- 
painted  bodies  of  the  warriors. 

Waconda  and  her  women  stood  watching  not  far  away.  Sud- 
denly an  arrow  from  the  bow  of  one  of  her  own  kinsmen  pierced 
the  heart  of  her  gallant  young  lover  who  had  been  fighting 
daringly  and  bravely  at  the  pool's  edge.  He  caught  his  breast, 
gave  a  despairing  cry,  and  toppled  backward  into  the  blue-green 
water.  Waconda  darted  to  the  spot.  Flinging  her  arms  aloft  and 
calling  upon  her  Gods  to  give  back  her  lover,  she  plunged  in 
after  him.  But  the  pool  was  deep  and  the  waters  closed  over  the 
sweethearts.  Neither  was  seen  again. 

In  awe  the  fighting  warriors  drew  away  and  silently  went  to 
their  camps.  And  ever  afterwards,  in  memory  of  this  daring  and 
heroic  sacrifice,  the  Red  Men  called  this  pool  Waconda,  the 
Spring  of  the  Great  Spirit,  believing  that  the  devoted  shade  of 
the  Indian  maid  dwelt  there  with  that  of  her  lover.  They  wor- 
shiped there  and  made  sacrifices  of  things  they  held  most  dear. 

The  Legend  of  Ogeese  Creek 

[From  a  letter  written  by  C.  E.  Cory  to  Esther  Clark  Hill,  1 
October  1931  (copy  on  file,  Kansas  State  Historical  Society 
Manuscript  Collection)  .  Ogeese  Creek  is  in  Neosho  County, 
Kansas.] 

Along  in  the  early  years  of  the  last  century,  actually  before 
there  was  such  a  place  as  Kansas,  when  the  Chouteau  Brothers 
had  trading  posts  scattered  over  this  region,  they  and  their  husky 
young  French  followers  were  the  first  white  inhabitants.  They 
hunted  and  trapped  and  bought  furs  of  the  Indians  all  over  what 


62  Kansas  Folklore 

is  now  South  Kansas.  That  fact  accounts  for  so  many  French 
streams'  names.  When  settlement  came,  the  fur  traders  disap- 
peared. Occasionally,  some  of  the  employees  at  the  trading  post 
had  selected  a  farm,  married  an  Indian  maiden,  built  a  cabin 
and  become  a  permanent  citizen.  One  of  these  young  Frenchmen, 
a  born  pioneer,  was  Jean  Augiste  (pronounced  O-giest) ,  whose 
home  was  a  small  tributary  of  the  Neosho  river,  opposite  Erie, 
Kansas.  By  popular  usage,  the  stream  became  Augiste  Creek; 
but  of  course  the  English  speaking  early  settlers  could  not  master 
the  French  pronunciation;  they  were  too  busy  with  other  things. 
They  did  not  care.  They  just  called  it  Ogeese. 

After  while  came  the  first  publisher  of  a  local  map.  He  knew 
all  about  quadrants,  and  transits  and  levels;  but  he  knew  nothing 
of  place-names,  and  cared  less.  He  heard  the  popular  name  for 
the  stream,  and  marked  it  on  his  map  "Ogeese  Creek."  Other 
map  makers  followed;  the  name  got  into  the  public  records,  and 
probably  will  stay  there. 


LEGENDS  OF  VIOLENCE 

The  Bender  Legend 

[Narrated  by  Percy  DePuy  of  Manhattan,  Kansas,  in  1958. 
Mr.  DePuy  was  born  twenty  years  after  the  Bender  murders  but 
within  fifty  miles  of  where  they  were  committed.  His  account 
testifies  to  the  persistence  of  the  tragedy  in  folk  memory.  Except 
for  the  fact  that  there  were  four  Benders  instead  of  three,  the 
details  of  his  account  are  basically  correct. 

The  homestead-claim  on  which  lived  John  Bender  and  his  wife 
and  their  son  and  daughter  was  situated  some  ten  or  fifteen  miles 
northwest  of  Parsons,  in  Labette  County,  Kansas.  It  was  here 
between  the  spring  of  1871  and  the  spring  of  1873  that  a  series 
of  the  most  revolting  murders  in  the  annals  of  American  crime 
was  committed.  In  1873  no  less  than  eight  mutilated  bodies  were 
found  buried  in  the  Bender  orchard.  Other  missing  persons  were 
traced  to  the  area  and  students  of  the  case  believe  there  probably 
were  even  more  victims.  The  Bender  family  themselves  van- 
ished completely;  no  one  knows  what  finally  happened  to  them — 


Legends  63 

a  circumstance  which  adds  to  the  fascination  that  the  story  has 
for  the  folk  imagination. 

The  hundreds  of  newspaper  stories  and  magazine  features 
about  the  Benders  contribute  many  interesting  side  lights  and 
speculations.  John  Bender,  for  instance,  might  have  been  the  old 
man  arrested  for  murder  in  Idaho  in  1884  who  bled  to  death 
trying  to  amputate  enough  of  his  foot  so  that  he  could  remove  a 
leg  shackle.  Kate  Bender,  the  daughter,  is  said  to  have  died  in 
San  Francisco. 

The  application  of  the  term  "legend"  to  this  event  is  justified 
because  of  the  mysterious  disappearance  of  the  Bender  family 
and  because  of  Kate  Bender's  reputation  as  a  clairvoyant  and 
"healer"  with  supernatural  powers.  In  the  archives  of  the  Kansas 
State  Historical  Society  is  a  printed  handbill,  reported  to  be  one 
distributed  in  southeast  Kansas.  It  reads  as  follows: 

Prof.  Miss  Katie  Bender — 

Can  heal  all  sorts  of  diseases;  can  cure  Blindness,  Fits,  Deaf- 
ness, and  all  such  diseases,  also  Deaf  and  Dumbness.  Resi- 
dence 14  miles  east  of  Independence,  on  the  road  from 
Independence  to  Osage  Mission,  one  and  one  half  mile 
South  East  of  Norahead  Station. 
June  18,  1872  Katie  Bender] 

When  I  was  quite  small,  we  had  no  rural  telephones  and  no 
motion  picture  shows  to  attend.  Our  family  took  newspapers 
and  magazines  and  drew  many  books  from  the  Carnegie  Library 
in  Girard.  Consequently,  we  read  more  than  most  of  our  neigh- 
bors did.  Winter  evenings  were  long!  For  entertainment,  families 
would  visit  back  and  forth  in  the  evenings.  Two  or  more  fami- 
lies would  collect  at  one  of  their  houses.  They  might  eat  pop- 
corn and  apples  and  play  such  games  as  Flinch  and  Authors. 
Sometimes  the  old  folks  would  just  sit  and  gossip  and  the  kids 
would  stop  their  games  to  listen.  There  was  a  great  deal  of  gossip 
among  the  neighbors,  even  in  the  summertime.  A  death,  es- 
pecially an  unusual  death,  would  become  the  subject  of  many 
conversations.  After  the  story  of  an  unusual  death  had  been 
told  many  times,  imaginary  details  were  apt  to  be  added  to  it. 
Some  of  these  became  weird  and  smacked  of  superstitious  awe. 


64  Kansas  Folklore 

Girard,  Kansas,  is  about  thirty-five  miles  almost  due  east  of 
Thayer,  Kansas.  A  family  named  Bender  lived  near  that  town  in 
the  early  1870's.  This  family  consisted  of  the  father,  mother,  and 
a  daughter  named  Kate.  The  Bender  family  had  supposedly  left 
the  vicinity  of  Thayer  some  twenty  or  twenty-five  years  before 
I  was  born;  yet  it  was  a  sort  of  tradition  in  our  neighborhood. 
I  sometimes  heard  the  old  settlers  discussing  atrocities  committed 
by  the  Benders,  with  almost  bated  breath,  almost  as  though  the 
Benders  might  be  lurking  near  and  listening  to  the  bitter  com- 
ments about  themselves. 

Several  times  there  were  rumors  that  the  Benders  had  been 
recognized  in  some  far  corner  of  the  United  States.  Some  people 
believed  that  the  Benders  had  not  gone  far  away  and  might  still 
be  living  somewhere  in  southeastern  Kansas.  Our  people  feared 
that  they  might  take  up  their  atrocious  habits  again.  All  of  these 
stories,  rumors,  and  imaginings  had  a  tremendous  effect  on  the 
mind  of  a  timid,  sensitive  kid. 

I  imagined  that  every  stranger  I  saw  might  be  one  of  the 
Benders  with  blood  lust  in  his  or  her  heart.  Many  people  traveled 
about  the  country  in  those  days  in  covered  wagons.  Some  of  these 
people  were  said  to  be  gypsies.  Whenever  I  saw  one  of  these 
covered  wagons,  I  imagined  that  the  people  in  it  might  be  the 
Benders.  If  I  happened  to  be  walking  down  the  road,  as  a  bare- 
foot boy,  and  saw  one  of  those  wagons  approaching,  I  was  apt 
to  slip  through  the  fence  and  run  off  across  a  field  to  avoid  meet- 
ing the  wagon. 

The  Bender  story,  as  I  remember  from  my  early  childhood, 
ran  something  like  this.  The  three  Benders  lived  on  a  farm  near 
Thayer,  Kansas.  Their  home  was  on  a  country  road  but  a  rather 
heavily  traveled  road  for  that  time.  It  has  since  become  a  good 
highway  and  I  have  traveled  on  it.  It  was  paralleled  by  a  rail- 
road which  I  think  is  a  main  line  of  the  Santa  Fe  south  from 
Kansas  City.  I  do  not  know  whether  the  Benders  had  a  sign  out 
offering  meals  and  lodging  to  travelers  or  not,  but  it  seems  that 
travelers  often  stopped  there  for  the  night.  The  Bender  dining 
room  was  supposed  to  have  been  divided  into  two  parts  by  a 
curtain.  The  traveler  would  be  seated  at  the  table  with  his  back 
close  to  the  curtain.  A  member  of  the  Bender  family  would  slip 
up  on  the  opposite  side  of  the  curtain  from  the  victim  and  strike 


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him  on  the  head  with  a  heavy  object.  He  would  be  knocked 
unconscious.  Then  a  trap  door  in  the  Moor  would  be  opened  and 
the  unfortunate  one  would  be  dropped  into  a  space  under  the 
house.  There  he  would  be  finished  off  and  his  valuables  taken. 
The  body  was  then  dragged  out  into  the  garden  and  buried  in 
a  shallow  grave. 

Relatives  of  missing  people  began  to  investigate  the  disap- 
pearances. Some  of  them  were  traced  to  the  Bender  home  and 
no  farther.  People  began  to  suspect  the  Benders.  About  this  time 
the  Benders  hitched  their  team  of  horses  to  their  wagon  and 
drove  into  Thayer.  The  main  street  of  Thayer  parallels  the 
railroad  track.  The  Benders  hitched  their  team  to  a  hitch  rack 
and  bought  tickets  on  the  railroad.  They  got  on  a  train  and  left! 
No  one  ever  seems  to  have  seen  them  after  that.  After  the  team 
had  stood  hitched  to  the  rack  for  a  day  or  longer,  people  became 
more  suspicious  than  ever  and  began  to  investigate.  They  went 
through  the  Bender  home  and  studied  the  arrangements.  They 
dug  in  the  garden  and  located  the  graves  of  several  people.  This 
seems  to  be  the  end  of  the  story  as  I  recall  it  now.  For  a  num- 
ber of  years  when  I  was  young,  there  would  be  write-ups  of  the 
Benders  in  the  newspapers.  If  I  remember  correctly,  Kate  Bender 
was  usually  given  the  great  honor  of  being  the  most  bloodthirsty 
member  of  the  family  and  the  perpetrator  of  most  of  the  crimes. 

Beadle  Report  of  the  Benders 

[J.  H.  Beadle,  author  of  the  following  account,  went  to  the 
Bender  farmstead  about  six  weeks  after  the  family's  disap- 
pearance. He  is  identified  as  "Western  Correspondent"  for  the 
Cincinnati  Commercial.  Reprinted  from  Western  Wilds,  and  the 
Men  Who  Redeem  Them  (Cincinnati,  Chicago,  and  Philadel- 
phia:  1879),  pp.  434-437.] 

Through  these  counties  one  often  sees  the  poor  calves  tied  to 
the  fence,  while  their  bovine  mammas  are  driven  to  distant 
ridges  for  the  day.  And,  by  the  way,  it  was  a  calf  thus  tied, 
abandoned  and  dead  for  want  of  water,  which  first  showed  that 
the  notorious  Benders  had  fled. 

Our  party  of  four  visited  the  Bender  farm  while  yet  the  country 
was  ringing  with  the  story  of  their  crimes.  Taking  an  open  hack 
at  Cherryvale,  Montgomery  County,  we  drove  seven  miles  north- 


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east  over  as  beautiful  a  prairie  as  God  ever  adorned  or  man 
defiled.  At  that  distance  out  we  descended  by  a  gentle  slope  to 
Murderer's  Vale.  On  the  north  and  east  rose  those  picturesque 
mounds  which  so  romantically  diversify  this  region;  to  the  south 
and  west  the  fertile  prairie,  now  dotted  with  cultivated  fields,  or 
brilliant  with  rank  grass  and  flowers,  spread  as  far  as  the  eye 
could  reach;  between  was  a  slight  depression  of  perhaps  two 
square  miles,  from  which  a  little  run  put  out  north-east,  and  in 
the  center  of  this  happy  valley  was  the  Bender  farm.  If  the  spirit 
of  murder  was  there,  it  was  certainly  the  loveliest  form  in  which 
that  dread  spirit  ever  stood  revealed.  No  black  and  blasted  heath, 
no  dark  wood  or  lonely  gorge,  such  as  romance  makes  the  mute 
accessories  of  horrid  crime;  but  the  billowy  prairie,  rising  swell 
on  swell,  as  if  the  undulating  ocean,  changed  to  firm  set  earth, 
stood  fixed  and  motionless  forever.  The  house  had  stood  in  the 
center  of  this  vale,  two  miles  from  the  nearest  neighbor,  and 
commanding  a  view  of  all  approaches  for  that  distance.  But  a 
few  weeks  had  passed  since  the  murders  were  discovered,  and 
yet  scarcely  a  vestige  of  house  or  stable  was  left.  Visitors  had 
carried  them  away  by  splinters!  Even  the  young  trees  in  the 
orchard  had  been  dug  up  and  removed. 

The  excavation  beneath  the  house,  in  which  the  murderers 
had  allowed  their  victims  to  bleed  before  burial,  still  bore  the 
horrid  signs.  The  scant  rains  of  summer  had  not  washed  away 
the  blood  from  its  margin;  it  was  half  full  of  purple  water.  In 
the  garden  the  graves  remained  just  as  left  when  the  bodies  were 
removed.  Eight  bodies  were  found  there,  including  that  of  a 
girl  eight  years  old,  who  was  murdered  and  buried  with  her 
father.  They  had  been  buried  in  all  sorts  of  positions.  One  man, 
in  a  round  hole,  lay  with  his  head  directly  between  his  feet.  A 
Mr.  Longcor,  one  of  the  victims,  lay  with  his  little  daughter  be- 
tween his  limbs.  Besides  these  eight,  three  other  missing  men 
were  traced  to  the  neighborhood,  bringing  the  whole  number 
of  victims  up  to  eleven.  Other  murders  have  excited  the  com- 
munity, but  none  with  such  circumstances  of  barbarity  as  these. 
It  appeared,  from  an  examination  of  the  house  (the  Benders  kept 
a  sort  of  hotel) ,  that  the  victim,  when  seated  at  the  table,  had 
his  back  against  a  loose  curtain  which  separated  the  room  in  two 
apartments.  Behind  this  curtain  stood  the  murderer,  and,  at  a 


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convenient  moment,  dealt  the  unsuspecting  guest  a  deadly  blow 
in  the  back  of  the  head  with  a  huge  hammer.  He  fell  back,  the 
trap-door  was  raised,  his  throat  was  cut,  and  he  was  tumbled 
into  the  pit  to  lie  till  the  last  drop  of  gore  had  ebbed  away. 
Thence  he  was  taken  at  night  and  buried  in  the  garden.  And 
these  fiends  incarnate,  after  this  fearful  violation  of  the  rites  of 
hospitality  and  the  laws  of  God  and  man,  went  on  with  their 
daily  life — ate  and  drank  and  slept,  and  perhaps  rejoiced  and 
made  merry,  with  that  dreadful  pool,  fast  filling  with  the  blood 
of  their  victims,  just  beneath  their  feet. 

The  nearest  neighbor  was  a  German,  named  Brockman,  who 
was  roughly  treated  and  narrowly  escaped  hanging  by  the  mob 
when  the  murders  were  first  discovered.  His  account  of  the 
family  is  curious  in  the  extreme,  though  many  of  the  details  are 
unfit  for  publication.  The  Benders,  consisting  of  John 
Bender,  Sr.,  his  son  John  and  daughter  Kate,  and  their  mother, 
were  from  the  Franco-German  portion  of  Alsace,  and  spoke  both 
languages  fluently,  as  also  the  English.  They  had  formerly  lived 
in  Illinois,  but  came  to  Kansas  in  1870,  and  boarded  some  time 
with  Brockman;  then  made  entry  on  this  piece  of  land.  They 
were  fanatical  spiritualists,  and  Kate  Bender  advertised  as  a 
clairvoyant  and  healing  medium.  The  young  man,  her  brother, 
who  distributed  her  hand-bills  around  the  country,  was  generally 
regarded  as  a  simpleton;  his  mother  also  seemed  very  dull,  and 
rarely  spoke.  But  Kate  was  the  genius  of  the  family.  She  stated, 
in  her  moments  of  "exaltation,"  that  she  was  a  "savior  come 
again,  but  in  female  form";  and  she  could  raise  the  dead,  but 
it  would  be  wrong  to  do  so.  She  had  a  "familiar  spirit"  which 
directed  all  the  movements  of  the  family;  and  several  persons 
visited  and  consulted  her,  either  from  curiosity  or  other  motive. 
Before  burial  they  mutilated  the  victims  in  an  obscene  and  dis- 
gusting manner.  So  thoroughly  was  this  done  that  when  the  body 
of  Longcor  was  raised  it  was  at  first  supposed  to  be  that  of  a 
woman.  The  excised  portions  of  none  of  the  bodies  were  ever 
found,  though  the  ground  was  thoroughly  searched;  and  among 
the  few  neighbors  who  knew  anything  of  the  family's  blas- 
phemous incantations,  there  are  dark  and  horrible  hints  as  to 
the  disposition  made  of  these  pieces.  Should  we  accept  the  half 
that  is  told  by  the  neighbors,  we  must  conclude  that  this  was  a 


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family  in  whom  every  natural  impulse  had  been  imbruted;  that 
they  believed  themselves  in  league  with  powers  to  whom  they 
offered  infernal  sacrifices,  and  murdered  for  mere  lust  of  blood. 
It  is  known  that,  with  one  exception,  the  victims  had  very  little 
money,  and  that  their  spoils  did  not  altogether  exceed  $2,500. 
One  man  was  known  to  have  had  but  twenty-five  cents. 

The  escape  of  the  Benders  was  long  a  great  mystery.  That  a 
family  of  four  persons  could  drive  to  the  nearest  railroad  station, 
abandon  their  team  there,  take  the  train  and  escape  all  the  of- 
ficers and  detectives  set  upon  their  track,  was  incredible.  Never- 
theless, that  was  the  report  of  the  local  officials,  and  the  State  of 
Kansas,  apparently,  made  great  exertions  to  recapture  the  fugi- 
tives. "Old  Man  Bender"  became  a  standing  joke;  every  old 
vagabond  in  the  country  was  suspected,  numbers  were  arrested, 
and  the  Utah  authorities  actually  sent  a  harmless  old  lunatic, 
captured  in  the  mountains,  back  to  Kansas  for  identification. 
But  it  was  noticed  that  Kansas  officials  were  rather  indifferent 
on  the  subject,  and  in  due  time  some  of  the  facts  leaked  out. 
There  have  been  sensational  stories  about  the  posse  overtaking 
the  fugitives  in  the  groves  west  of  the  Verdigris  River,  where  a 
desperate  fight  took  place,  in  which  both  the  women  were 
"accidentally  killed."  Without  going  into  particulars,  it  is  safe 
to  say  that  the  Bender  family  "ceased  to  breathe"  soon  after 
their  fight,  and  that  their  carcasses  rotted  beneath  the  soil  of  the 
State  so  scandalized  by  their  crimes. 

The  Benders  and  Father  Ponziglione 

[Account  from  Henrietta  Elma  Mann,  "A  Brief  Historical 
Sketch  of  the  Settlements  of  Elk  County"  (unpublished  Master's 
thesis,  Kansas  State  Teachers  College,  Pittsburg,  1940) , 
pp.  94-95.] 

Father  Paul  Ponziglione  of  Old  Osage  Mission  was  one  of  the 
most  interesting  of  the  preachers  who  came  to  Moline,  Old 
Boston,  and  Howard  in  the  early  days.  He  came  to  Kansas  for 
the  first  time  in  1851  and  put  forth  untiring  efforts  in  this  section 
until  sent  by  the  Jesuit  Order  to  Milwaukee,  Wisconsin  in  Au- 
gust, 1889.  In  1873  this  ardent  Jesuit  had  a  very  narrow  escape 
from  the  Bender  family,  which  was  perhaps  the  most  notorious 


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outlaw  gang  in  southeastern  Kansas.  He  was  on  his  way  back  to 
the  mission  from  this  section  and  was  carrying  a  large  donation 
of  money  from  Catholic  friends  for  the  erection  of  St.  Francis 
Church  at  Osage  Mission.  This  spring  evening  the  Father 
stopped  and  called  for  lodging  for  the  night  at  the  Bender 
Wayside  Inn  where  many  crimes  were  committed.  Something 
about  the  brutal  countenance  of  Bender  and  his  daughter  Kate, 
known  as  the  Tigress,  made  him  uneasy.  He  also  noticed  Bender 
place  a  hammer  behind  a  curtain  close  to  the  supper  table  and 
then  hold  a  private  conversation  with  his  daughter.  Intuition 
warned  him  to  leave  and  as  his  ponies  were  nervous  and  would 
not  eat  he  made  an  excuse  that  he  wished  to  look  after  the  team. 
Then  he  hurriedly  hitched  them  to  the  buggy  and  made  his 
escape  before  his  absence  was  discovered.  A  few  weeks  later  the 
murder  of  a  Dr.  York  led  to  the  discovery  of  the  Bender  crimes 
and  the  finding  of  seven  bodies  buried  in  the  garden.  The  good 
Father  continued  his  missionary  work  in  this  part  of  Kansas  for 
many  years. 

The  Legend  of  Drum  Creek 

[Narrated  in  1954,  by  Betty  Brandenburg,  Independence, 
Kansas.  According  to  the  informant,  this  story  was  told  to  new- 
comers to  town.  The  battle  referred  to  may  be  the  action  of 
May,  1863,  in  which  Osage  Indians  killed  eighteen  Confederates. 
A  historical  marker  commemorating  this  event  stands  near  In- 
dependence on  Highway  160.  However,  the  legend  could  have 
arisen  during  the  late  '60's  when  many  white  settlers  were  oc- 
cupying land  which  rightfully  belonged  to  the  Osage.  The  Drum 
Creek  Treaty  was  signed  in  1870. 

Placing  curses  on  families,  persons,  rivers,  and  the  like  is  com- 
mon in  folklore,  as  are  prophecies  of  death  at  a  certain  time  or 
period.] 

During  the  early  days  of  the  settlement  of  Kansas,  there  was  a 
battle  fought  on  Drum  Creek  near  Independence,  Kansas,  with 
a  tribe  of  Indians.  The  Battle  of  Drum  Creek  was  a  bloody  affair 
in  which  most  of  the  Indians  lost  their  lives.  To  pay  for  the  loss 
of  his  tribesmen,  the  chief  of  the  tribe  decreed  that  from  that 
time  forth  the  waters  of  the  nearby  treacherous  Verdigris  River 


70  Kansas  Folklore 

would  take  the  life  of  one  white  child  each  year.  So  far  as  I  know, 
the  decree  is  still  in  effect  and  being  carried  out.  The  details  I 
do  not  remember,  but  I  am  sure  they  are  available. 


AN  ETIOLOGICAL  LEGEND 

The  Legend  of  Famora 

[This  legend  was  found  among  the  letters  and  notes  in  the 
desk  of  Reverend  Bishop  Duncan  who  served  at  the  Methodist 
mission  on  the  Marais  des  Cygnes.  In  1849  an  apple  orchard 
was  planted  at  the  mission;  just  below  it  was  a  spring  which  ran 
down  toward  the  river  and  formed  a  large  pond.  The  pond  was 
once  covered  with  the  leaves  of  the  nelumbo  (water  chinguapin) 
plant.  The  Indians  made  bread  from  the  delicious  nuts  of  the 
plant,  first  removing  the  poisonous  green  embryos.  Reprinted 
from  Mary  E.  Jackson,  Topeka  Pen  and  Camera  Sketches  (To- 
peka:  G.  W.  Crane  and  Company,  1890) ,  pp.  163-164.] 

In  the  spring  of  1849  I  was  setting  out  trees  when  one  of  the 
Indian  maids  who  was  attending  school  came  and  watched  me  at 
work.  As  I  placed  a  tall,  nicely-shaped  tree  in  the  earth,  she  said, 
"Don't  you  call  on  Famora  to  bless  your  tree,  so  it  will  be  of  some 
use  to  the  world?"  "No,"  said  I,  "there  is  but  one  God,  and  He 
doeth  all  things  well." 

"Do  you  have  a  god  to  take  care  of  your  harvest  and  fruits, 
Wyona?"  I  asked.  "Yes,  Famora  is  our  goddess  of  the  vegetable 
world  or  kingdom,"  answered  Wyona.  "Tell  me  about  Famora," 
I  said. 

"Famora  was  the  beautiful  daughter  of  Womoka,  our  chief, 
who  came  from  the  north  and  drove  the  Pandories  (the  mound 
builders)  from  this  land.  Large  fields  of  yunkapins  and  Indian 
corn  waved  in  the  breeze,  but  my  people  did  not  know  which  to 
eat  of.  They  found  food  prepared,  but  dared  not  touch  any  of  it, 
lest  it  should  be  poisoned.  The  wild  deer  and  rabbits  were 
scarce,  and  the  poor  warriors  were  hungry.  Womoka  tried  to 
persuade  someone  to  try  the  grain  growing  in  the  fields,  but  none 
were  brave  enough  to  taste  a  morsel  of  any  food  prepared.  Are 
we  going  to  starve?  asked  Womoka.  No,  father,  I  will  save  my 
people,  said  Famora.  I  will  see  what  is  good.  In  vain  did  they 


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try  to  keep  her  from  making  an  attempt  to  eat  the  ripe  nuts  and 
corn.  Gathering  a  small  quantity  of  each,  she  roasted  it  by  the 
fire.  When  taken  out  of  the  fire,  she  knelt  down  by  the  repast 
to  be  eaten,  and  asked  the  Great  Spirit  to  keep  her  from  the  evils 
and  bad  spirits  of  other  hunting  grounds  if  she  should  die;  and 
if  she  lived,  asked  to  be  goddess  over  all  green  and  ripe  fruits  and 
grain.  The  warriors  stood  with  their  faces  covered,  and  the  toma- 
hawks at  their  feet.  Famora  closed  her  prayer,  took  up  the  brown, 
crisp  corn,  and  ate  of  it,  and  then  of  the  nuts  of  the  yunkapin, 
and  soon  she  felt  better.  The  next  day  she  was  crowned  Famora, 
keeper  of  all  we  have  to  eat  and  the  flowers  in  all  the  vegetable 
kingdom. 

"Her  lover  was  not  a  handsome  brave,  and  had  many  faults, 
but  she  loved  him  dearly,  yet  would  not  consent  to  be  his  bride. 
He  followed  her  as  she  went  out  among  the  trees  and  flowers. 
One  day  she  gathered  some  yunkapins,  and  ate  them  without 
roasting  them,  having  previously  taken  out  the  green  embryo. 
Famora  started  up  and  sped  away  like  a  deer.  Omeka,  her  lover, 
tried  to  follow  her,  but  she  was  far  away  before  he  had  fairly 
started.  He  gathered  large  handfuls  of  the  nuts,  and  supposing 
it  was  the  green  germ  that  she  had  eaten,  he  hulled  and  ate 
them,  and  then  turned  to  follow  Famora;  but,  alas,  he  fell  to  the 
earth  a  corpse.  Famora  returned  and  wept  over  him,  but  he 
had  gone  to  the  hunting  grounds  of  his  fathers.  She  broke  off 
some  boughs  of  a  shrub  that  grew  near,  and  covered  the  lifeless 
form  of  Omeka.  Just  as  she  was  placing  the  last  bough,  and 
while  holding  it  in  her  hand  to  break  off  a  rough  twig,  she  saw 
Omeka's  father  approaching.  She  knew  she,  too,  must  die;  she 
could  not  defend  herself  against  this  warrior.  In  a  moment  the 
bush  in  her  hand  was  transformed  into  a  bow,  the  twig  into  an 
arrow,  and  with  unerring  aim  the  arrow  had  pierced  the  heart 
of  the  old  Indian;  he  lay  dead  beside  his  son.  The  blood  from 
his  wound  sank  into  the  earth,  and  rose  in  the  wood  of  a  syca- 
more tree,  and  the  wood  of  that  tree  has  since  been  red.  Omeka 
was  very  white,  so  the  branches  of  this  tree  were  also  white. 
Famora  caused  it  to  grow  near  streams  of  water,  giving  the  forest 
a  gloomy  appearance  along  the  rivers  and  streams." 

"Wyona,  is  this  all  true?" 

"Yes,  as  true  as  our  legends  and  fairies  can  be.  We  have  for- 


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gotten  most  of  them.  But  we  never  forget  Famora,  the  prettiest 
queen  this  land  ever  knew,  and  the  shrub  she  held  in  her  hand, 
and  which  was  changed  into  an  arrow,  is  called  to-day  Indian 
arrow  wood,  and,  looking  closely,  you  can  see  the  prints  of  her 
pretty  hand  upon  the  bow." 


BELIEFS,  SUPERSTITIONS 
AND  SAYINGS 


William  E.  Koch 

Kansas  State  University 


Because  of  the  wide  variety  of  their  themes  and  the  diversity 
of  their  functions  in  daily  life,  folk  beliefs,  superstitions,  and 
sayings  are  interesting  to  collect  and  study,  and  at  one  time  or 
another  have  been  the  concern  of  many  folklorists.  Usage  of 
these  terms,  however,  is  far  from  uniform  since  no  precise 
definition  has  been  agreed  upon.  The  word  superstition  may 
have  a  broad  connotation  and  include  much  of  what  we  ordi- 
narily think  of  as  folk  beliefs  and  the  like,  or  its  meaning  may  be 
limited  to  out-of-the-ordinary  and  perhaps  peculiar  practices. 
Unquestionably  for  many  people  the  word  has  a  derogatory  con- 
notation.' Moreover,  beliefs  and  superstitions  are  sometimes  cast 
as  proverbs — "Cold  hands  mean  a  warm  heart" — and  classified 
as  such,  thus  adding  another  complicating  factor. 

'Although  many  superstitions  lack  a  rational  foundation  and 
are  inconsistent  with  the  laws  of  science,  many  are  true  or  con- 
tain elements  of  truth  appreciated  by  the  sincere  student.  But 
it  must  be  recognized  that  people  often  adhere  to  beliefs  not 
because  their  truthfulness  has  been  demonstrated  but  from  force 
of  tradition.  If,  for  example,  a  man  believes  that  tight  corn 
shucks  presage  a  cold  winter,  very  likely  he  holds  to  this  idea 
because  his  father  did,  not  because  of  any  independent  investi- 
gation he  has  made. 

The  idea  that  a  minor  event  is  the  cause  or  "sign"  of  a  greater 
one  is  the  underlying  principle  in  a  considerable  number  of 
superstitions:  "If  a  bird  flies  into  the  house,  there  will  be  a  death 
in  the  family  soon,"  for  example,  or  "Sleep  on  a  piece  of  wedding 

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cake  and  you  will  dream  of  the  one  you  will  marry."  Super- 
stitions of  this  kind  mean  much  to  some  people,  who  find  them 
of  help  in  understanding  life  and  nature.  They  are  the  laws  of 
"do"  and  "don't"  which  keep  one  from  harm  and  provide  rules 
of  conduct.  To  other  people,  of  course,  superstitions  mean 
nothing  despite  their  having  been  passed  on  from  generation  to 
generation.  But  regardless  of  the  significance  of  superstition  to 
the  individual,  well-educated  people  are  likely  to  be  as  familiar 
with  this  type  of  folklore  as  average  persons. 

^There  is  no  doubt  that  some  superstitions  are  the  last  remnants 
of  primitive  or  pagan  practices  whose  original  meaning  has  long 
been  forgotten.  An  example  of  sympathetic  magic  that  still  has 
wide  currency  is  item  130,  listed  below  ("Get  some  hair  of  the 
dog  that  bit  you,  for  luck")  ;  it  derives  from  the  very  early  belief 
that  like  would  cure  like.  The  fact  that  people  even  today  as- 
sociate changes  of  weather  with  the  phases  of  the  moon  suggests 
the  antiquity  of  some  of  our  weather  lore. 

In  rural  Kansas  especially,  as  one  would  expect,  weather  lore 
retains  strong  vitality.  People  take  changes  in  the  weather  in 
their  stride,  having  been  previously  alerted  by  signs  and  omens 
which  have  no  connection  with  the  U.  S.  Government  Weather 
Bureau  forecasts.  A  favorite  weather  prophecy  is  the  old  rhyme: 

When  the  wind  is  in  the  south, 
The  bait  will  fly  in  the  fish's  mouth; 
When  the  wind  is  in  the  east, 
It's  neither  good  for  man  nor  beast; 
When  the  wind  is  in  the  west, 
'Tis  of  all  the  winds  the  best. 

^The  266  items  in  this  study  were  gathered  from  Kansans 
within  the  last  few  years  and  are  part  of  a  collection  of  materials 
of  this  kind  from  each  of  the  state's  105  counties.  The  larger 
collection  shows  that  new  superstitions  (for  example,  item  58 
below)  are  still  being  born.  Since  the  classification  presented 
here  is  a  loose  one,  some  inconsistencies  may  be  noted.  For  ex- 
ample, items  under  Luck  which  have  to  do  with  marriage  might 
also  be  listed  under  Marriage. 

All  the  contributors  to  the  following  collection  are  descend- 
ants of  Kansas  pioneers.  Mrs.  Lula  Ferguson  is  the  most  direct 


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link  to  the  first  settlers  who  came  west  into  the  territory  and 
lived  through  the  hardships  of  early  days;  her  mother,  Mrs. 
Tilda  Cole  of  Bazine,  Kansas,  came  by  covered  wagon  to  Ness 
County  in  the  70's. 

A  numbered  list  of  contributors  appears  at  the  end  of  the 
study.  Corresponding  numbers  in  parentheses  after  each  super- 
stition identify  the  person  or  persons  from  whom  the  item  was 
collected. 

ANIMALS 

1.  A  turtle  won't  let  go  until  it  thunders    (1;  6). 

2.  If  you  kill  the  first  snake  you  see  in  the  spring,  you  will 
conquer  all  of  your  enemies  that  year   (1) . 

3.  It  is  thought  by  some  people  that  if  one  strikes  a  joint  snake, 
he  will  break  in  two  and  then  if  he  is  left  alone,  the  two 
parts  will  come  back  together  and  the  whole  snake  will  go 
on  his  way.  The  truth  is,  only  the  tail  can  be  broken  off 
so  easily.  It  will  not  join  back  on  the  snake  but  the  snake 
will  grow  a  new  tail  in  time.  This  is  a  protective  measure 
to  help  escape  his  enemies  if  they  seize  him  by  the  tail  (1) . 

4.  The  hoop  snake  is  said  to  have  a  sting  on  the  end  of  its 
tail  that  can  kill  a  human  being.  The  snake  is  said  to  take 
its  tail  in  its  mouth  and  roll  like  a  hoop.  It  is  thought  to 
travel  faster  in  this  way  than  a  fast  horse  can  run.  However, 
it  can  only  travel  in  a  straight  line  and  if  a  person  sees  one 
coming,  he  may  be  able  to  dodge  it.  If  the  snake  runs  into 
a  green  tree,  his  sting  will  be  so  deeply  imbedded  in  the 
tree  that  he  cannot  get  away  but  the  tree  will  die  as  a  re- 
sult of  the  sting   (1) . 

5.  Black  snakes  will  suck  cows — the  cow  must  be  lying 
down    (1) . 

6.  If  you  kill  a  snake,  its  tail  will  wiggle  until  the  sun  goes 
down   (1;  2;  6). 

7.  Fish  are  supposed  to  bite  better  in  rainy  weather    (5) . 

8.  Horsetail  hairs  will  turn  into  worms  if  left  in  water  a  few 
days   (2). 

9.  Drop  a  horsehair  in  a  tub  of  water,  it  will  turn  into  a 
snake   (4) . 


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10.  A  bird  in  the  house  is  an  ill  omen    (2)  . 

11.  When  a  cat  washes  its  face,  it  means  company  is  coming  (2) . 

12.  A  rooster  crowing  near  the  door  means  that  company  is 
coming   (2) . 

13.  Animals  can  speak  at  midnight  on  Christmas    (4) . 
°14.  If  you  kill  a  toad,  the  cows  will  give  bloody  milk   (1) . 

HUSBANDRY 

15.  If  you  can  make  plants  grow  you  have  a  green  thumb  (7) . 

16.  When  oak  leaves  are  the  size  of  squirrel  ears,  it's  time 
to  plant  corn    (6) . 

17.  Plant  potatoes  in  the  dark  of  the  moon  for  a  good  crop  (2) . 

18.  Plant  potatoes  according  to  the  moon    (5)  . 

19.  Plant  your  potatoes  on  Good  Friday    (2) . 

20.  Potatoes  should  be  planted  on  St.  Pat's  day    (4) . 

21.  If  a  cow  will  not  eat,  she  has  lost  her  cud.  The  treatment 
is  to  ram  an  old,  sour  dishrag  down  the  cow's  throat.  That 
will  provide  her  with  something  to  chew  on  until  she  can 
make  a  new  cud    (1) . 

22.  If  a  cow  is  unthrifty,  she  has  wolf-in-the-tail.  The  cure  is 
to  split  the  skin  on  the  tail  and  rub  salt  and  pepper  in  the 
raw  wound   (1) . 

WEATHER 

23.  A  ring  around  the  moon  brings  rain  tomorrow    (1;  5;  7). 

24.  Flies  get  thick  around  house  doors  before  a  rain   (2) . 

25.  If  you  hear  a  yellow-billed  cuckoo  calling,  it  is  a  sign  of 
rain  in  the  near  future.  Consequently,  these  birds  are  often 
called  rain  crows    (1) . 

26.  Bones  ache  means  rain    (5) . 

27.  Rain  on  Easter  means  it's  going  to  rain  for  seven  Sundays 
in  a  row   (2) . 

28.  If  cattle  or  horses  run  and  play  in  the  evening,  it  will  rain 
soon  (1;  2). 

o29.  If  you  kill  a  snake  and  fasten  it  so  it  will  remain  belly  side 

up,  it  will  rain  in  a  few  days    (1) . 
30.  The  moon  on  its  side  means  rain,  for  all  the  water  spills 
out  (4) . 


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31.  Storm  clouds  moving  against  the  wind  means  rain    (2) . 

32.  Itching  corns  on  your  toes  means  it  will  rain  or  that  there 
is  going  to  be  a  change  in  the  weather    (2) . 

33.  When  dogs  chew  on  grass  it  means  it  is  going  to  rain   (2) . 

34.  If  it  rains  before  seven,  it  will  be  clear  before  eleven  (2;  3) . 

35.  If  it  rains  while  the  sun  is  shining  it  will  rain  tomor- 
row   (2;  6) . 

36.  Evening  red  and  morning  gray, 
Speeds  the  traveler  on  his  way. 
Evening  gray  and  morning  red 
Brings  down  showers  on  his  head    (4) . 

37.  Sun  down  red  and  sun  up  gray 
Will  send  the  traveler  on  his  way 
But  sun  down  gray  and  sun  up  red 
Will  send  down  rain  upon  his  head    (6)  . 

38.  The  kind  of  weather  during  the  first  twelve  days  of  the 
new  year  indicates  what  the  weather  will  be  like  for  the 
year   (2) . 

39.  The  number  of  snowfalls  during  any  winter  is  determined 
by  the  day  of  the  month  on  which  the  first  snowfall  comes. 
For  example,  if  the  first  snowfall  comes  on  the  tenth  of 
December,  there  will  be  ten  snowfalls  during  the  win- 
ter (1;  7). 

40.  Rainbow  at  night,  sailor's  delight — 
Rainbow  in  the  morning,  sailor's 

warning   (1;  2;  3;  5) . 

41.  The  number  of  stars  in  the  ring  around  the  moon  denotes 
the  number  of  days  until  the  weather  changes   (1;  7) . 

42.  One  can  predict  the  severity  of  the  weather  by  goose's 
wishbone    (4) . 

43.  A  circle  around  the  moon  means  stormy  weather  (2;  3;  4) . 

44.  Sundogs  mean  cold  weather  is  coming    (3)  . 

45.  Dust  whirlwinds  mean  it  is  going  to  be  dry    (2) . 

46.  When  the  locusts  sing  it's  a  sign  of  dry  weather    (7) . 

47.  Heavy  fur  on  animals  means  cold  weather    (7)  . 

48.  Heavy  corn  shucks  mean  a  cold  winter    (1;  2) . 

49.  If  groundhog  sees  his  shadow  on  February  2,  there'll  be  six 
more  weeks  of  cold  weather    (2;  4;  5) . 


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50.  If  March  comes  in  like  a  lion,  it  goes  out  like  a  lamb  (4;  5)  . 

51.  If  smoke  hovers  near  the  ground,  it  is  going  to  snow   (2) . 

52.  When  water  pipes  sweat,  the  weather  is  going  to 
change    (2) . 

53.  "I'd  rather  see  the  devil  than  a  January  robin"   (3) . 

54.  Before  a  cold  snap,  pigs  scurry  around  and  make  warm  nests 
with  straw  or  hay    (2) . 

55.  Bad  thunder  will  kill  goslings  in  the  shell    (2) . 

56.  A  tornado  never  hits  the  junction  of  two  rivers    (4;  7) . 

57.  Lightning  never  strikes  twice  in  the  same  place    (2) . 

WISHES 

58.  Honk  the  car  horn  three  times  when  going  under  a  bridge 
or  overpass  and  make  a  wish   (7) . 

59.  Make  a  wish  on  the  wishbone  of  a  chicken    (7) . 

60.  Always  make  a  wish  when  putting  a  ring  on  a  person   (2) . 

61.  Make  a  wish  on  the  first  star  you  see  at  night    (7) . 

62.  After  wishing  on  a  star — don't  look  at  it  again   (4;  5) . 

63.  Wish  on  each  falling  star    (5;  2;  7) . 

64.  If  a  person  is  eating  a  wedge-shaped  piece  of  pie  and  cuts 
the  point  of  the  wedge  off  and  saves  it  to  eat  after  the  rest 
of  the  piece  is  eaten,  he  can  make  a  wish  and  the  wish 
will  come  true  (1) . 

65.  If  you  anxiously  wish  something  to  turn  out  well,  cross  your 
thumbs    (4) . 

66.  If  you  don't  blow  out  all  the  candles  on  a  birthday  cake, 
all  the  remaining  ones  represent  years  until  the  wish  comes 
true  (5) . 

67.  Wish  on  a  load  of  hay,  then  turn  away.  If  you  don't  see  it 
again  your  wish  will  come  true    (6) . 

68.  If  a  person  having  a  birthday  blows  out  all  the  cake  candles, 
all  wishes  made  on  candles  will  come  true    (2;  4) . 

69.  Your  wish  will  come  true  if  you  get  the  peak  of  the  wish- 
bone when  two  people  pull  the  bone  apart    (4) . 

70.  At  the  dinner  table,  if  you  pass  a  dish  to  a  person  who  is 
passing  one  to  you,  make  a  wish  (4) . 


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COURTSHIP  AND  MARRIAGE 

71.  Stub  your  toe — kiss  your  thumb,  and  you'll  see  your  sweet- 
heart before  nine  o'clock    (5) . 

72.  New  moon,  true  moon,  come  unto  me, 
Tell  me  who  my  true  love  shall  be 
Right  of  me — sure  to  be 

Left  of  me — soon  to  be 

Back  of  me — never  to  be   (4) . 

73.  When  I  was  a  kid  on  the  farm,  there  was  a  girl  in  our 
neighborhood  who  was  in  love  with  two  boys.  Both  had 
proposed  to  her.  One  of  the  boys,  Sam,  lived  east  of  her 
house.  The  other  boy  lived  west  of  her  house.  She  did  not 
know  which  one  of  the  two  she  really  wanted  to  marry.  To 
decide  the  matter,  she  took  a  broom  out  to  the  road  in  front 
of  her  house  and  stood  it  up  on  its  brush  end  and  let  loose 
of  it.  It  fell  over  toward  Sam's  house  and  the  girl  ran  back 
to  the  house  shouting,  "I'll  take  Sam,"  and  she  married 
him    (1). 

74.  A  gift  of  red  roses  is  a  declaration  of  love  (4) . 

75.  Count  seeds  of  apples  and  count  corresponding  letters  of 
alphabet  (that  is,  3  =  C)  to  find  the  initial  of  your  future 
spouse    (4) . 

76.  Peel  apple  without  breaking  the  peel;  whirl  it  three  times 
around  your  shoulder  and  drop  it  on  the  ground.  Peel  will 
form  initial  of  future  spouse    (4) . 

77.  Name  corners  of  piece  of  pie  with  names  of  opposite  sex — 
last  one  eaten  will  be  name  of  one  you  love  (4) . 

78.  Counting  daisy  leaves — he  loves  me,  he  loves  me  not — and 
the  count  will  tell  the  story    (4)  . 

79.  Find  occupation  of  future  spouse  by  counting  buttons — 
rich  man,  poor  man,  beggar  man,  thief,  doctor,  lawyer, 
merchant,  chief. 

80.  Never  give  a  person  a  sharp-pointed  or  sharp-sided  wedding 
gift.  It  will  cut  your  friendship    (2;  4) . 

81.  Change  the  name  and  not  the  letter, 
Change  for  worse  and  not  for  better; 


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Change  the  name  and  letter  too, 
Change  for  good  and  never  rue   (4) . 

82.  If  you  serve  three  times  as  a  bridesmaid,  you'll  never 
marry    (2) . 

83.  Married  in  blue,  always  true; 
Married  in  green,  ashamed  to  be  seen; 
Married  in  red,  wish  yourself  dead; 
Married  in  yellow,  ashamed  of  the  fellow    (2) . 

84.  Married  in  black,  wish  yourself  back    (2)  . 

85.  Married  in  green,  ashamed  to  be  seen    (7) . 

86.  It  is  bad  luck  for  the  bride  to  take  part  in  the  wedding 
rehearsal    (4)  . 

87.  It's  bad  luck  for  the  bride  to  see  the  groom  on  their  wed- 
ding day  before  the  wedding    (2;  7)  . 

88.  Friday  is  a  bad  wedding  day;  Wednesday  is  best    (5) . 

89.  If  the  wedding  day  is  a  nice,  fair  day,  the  couple  will  have 
a  happy  wedded  life.  If  the  day  is  stormy,  their  wedded  life 
will  be  stormy    (1;  2) . 

90.  Bride  should  wear  something  old,  something  borrowed,  and 
something  blue    (2;  3;  5) . 

91.  The  one  who  catches  the  bride's  bouquet  at  a  wedding 

will  be  the  next  one  married    (2;  4;  7) . 

92.  Throw  rice  on  the  bride  and  groom  to  help  bring  good 
luck    (2). 

93.  Sleep  on  a  piece  of  wedding  cake — third  night  you  will 
dream  of  your  future  husband   (4) . 

HOUSEHOLD 

94.  If  while  you  are  washing  dishes  you  drop  a  spoon,  it  is  a 
sign  that  a  woman  is  coming  to  see  you.  The  direction  from 
which  the  visitor  will  come  is  indicated  by  the  direction  of 
the  fallen  spoon    (1) . 

95.  If  a  fork  falls  to  the  floor,  a  gentleman  will  call    (1;  2). 

96.  If  a  knife  falls  to  the  floor,  a  woman  is  coming    (2) . 

97.  If  you  drop  a  dishrag  while  washing  dishes,  it  is  a  sign  that 
company  is  coming  (1;  2) . 


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98.  If  you  drop  a  dishtowel,  you'll  have  company   (5) . 

99.  If  you  step  on  a  hole,  you'll  break  the  sugar  bowl  (7) . 

100.  Sing  before  breakfast,  cry  before  supper   (4;  5) . 

101.  Sing  at  the  table  and  you'll  cry  before  sunset   (2) . 

102.  Don't  take  cats  with  you  when  you  move    (2) . 

103.  Thunder  causes  milk  to  sour  sooner  than  ordinary   (2;  4) . 

104.  If  you  begin  a  sewing  job  on  Friday,  you  will  not  finish 
it   (2). 

105.  To  find  a  green  measuring  worm  on  your  dress  means  you 
will  get  a  new  dress    (2) . 

BIRTH  AND  INFANCY 

106.  If  a  pregnant  woman  looks  at  a  deformed  person,  her  baby 
may  be  marked  if  she  doesn't  think  of  her  child    (3) . 

107.  If  a  pregnant  woman  is  frightened  badly,  the  child  will 
have  a  birthmark    (2;  5;  7) . 

^108.  If  a  pregnant  woman  is  frightened  by  some  animal,  the  child 
will  look  like  that  animal  (1) . 

109.  A  pregnant  woman  can  mark  her  baby  by  things  she  sees 
when  under  great  emotion  (4) . 

110.  Put  your  first  baby  tooth  pulled  under  your  pillow  at  night, 
next  morning  money  will  be  there  instead    (4) . 

111.  A  baby  born  with  a  caul  will  be  a  genius  or  have  psychic 
powers   (4) . 

112.  A    child     born     after    the    father's    death    has    healing 
powers   (4) . 

113.  Bald-headed  babies  are  supposed  to  have  curly  hair    (5). 

114.  More  geniuses  and  insane  are  supposed  to  be  born  in  the 
fall    (5). 

115.  If  you  let  baby  clothes  freeze,  the  baby  will  have  colic  (3) . 

116.  Give  a  newborn  baby,  or  one  just  very  young,  a  penny.  If 
it  clutches  it  tightly,  it  will  be  wealthy    (3) . 

©117.  Cats  will  suck  a  baby's  breath    (3). 
118.  A  baby  should  be  carried  upstairs  before  downstairs    (7). 
^19.  Children  have  worms  if  they  pick  their  noses  (2) . 
120.  If  a  child  has  one  of  its  temporary  teeth  pulled  and  never 


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touches  its  tongue  to  the  place  where  the  tooth  came  out, 
a  gold  tooth  will  come  in  there   (1) . 


DEATH 

121.  A  bird  flying  into  a  house  foretells  death   (4) . 

122.  If  shingles  circle  the  body,  one  will  die   (4) . 

123.  Dogs  wailing  at  night  means  someone  has  died    (2) . 

124.  A  howling  dog  means  death    (4) . 

125.  If  a  person  is  ill  and  a  dog  howls  outside  the  house,  that 
person  will  not  recover   (1) . 

126.  If  fruit  trees  bear  blossoms  out  of  their  regular  season,  it  is  a 
sign  of  the  approaching  death  of  some  member  of  the  com- 
munity   (1) . 

127.  If  a  picture  falls  from  the  wall,  it  is  omen  of  death    (2). 

128.  Some  of  the  miners  in  the  north  of  England  used  to  believe 
that  the  uncanny  voices  of  migrating  wild  geese  that  they 
heard  coming  out  of  the  night  were  the  baying  of  what  they 
called  Gabriel's  hounds.  These  imaginary  beings  were 
thought  to  be  the  souls  of  children  who  had  died  without 
receiving  the  rite  of  baptism.  It  was  thought  that  these  un- 
fortunates were  condemned  to  wander  through  space  until 
the  Judgment  Day.  Furthermore,  their  presence  was  be- 
lieved to  foretell  the  approaching  death  of  some  member  of 
the  community    (1) . 

<?129.  Sailors  have  always  thought  that  their  ship  was  almost  sure 
to  be  wrecked  if  they  have  a  corpse  on  board.  Consequently, 
when  Lord  Packenham  was  killed  in  the  Battle  of  New 
Orleans  during  the  War  of  1812,  his  body  was  hidden  in  a 
cask  of  rum  to  be  shipped  back  to  England.  The  alcohol  in 
the  rum  was  supposed  to  embalm  it.  The  sailors  found  the 
cask  and  bored  a  hole  in  it  to  drain  out  the  rum.  When  they 
could  not  get  more  rum  by  that  method,  they  broke  the  cask 
open  to  get  the  rest  of  the  rum  and  found  His  Lordship 
doubled  up  inside.  There  is  said  to  be  a  poor  grade  of 
whiskey  made  in  the  Mississippi  delta  country  that  is  called 
Packenham  whiskey  as  a  result  of  this  incident    (1) . 


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LUCK 

130.  Get  some  of  the  hair  of  the  dog  that  bit  you  for  luck  (6) . 

131.  A   stray   black   cat   comes    to    stay   at   your  house — good 
luck  (4). 

132.  Crickets  chirping  around  the  house  in  the  evening  mean 
good  luck   (2) . 

133.  Good  luck  to  see  a  bluebird   (2;  5) . 

134.  Keep  a  lucky  penny  in  your  pocket  book — you'll  always 
have  money    (4) . 

135.  See  a  pin,  pick  it  up,  all  the  day  you'll  have  good  luck 

(4;  7) . 

136.  See  a  penny,  pick  it  up,  all  the  day  you'll  have  good  luck 

(4;  7). 

137.  Penny  in  right  shoe  for  good  luck   (5). 

138.  Pick  up  stray  hairpins  for  good  luck    (2) . 

139.  Carrying  the  left-hand  foot  of  a  rabbit  brings  good  luck 
(2;  4). 

140.  If  you  have  poor  luck  at  cards  get  up  and  walk  around  your 
chair  three  times  or  sit  on  a  handkerchief  for  good  luck  (4) . 

141.  Find  a  four-leaf  clover  and  you'll  have  good  luck   (4;  7) . 

142.  Find  a  red  ear  of  corn — good  luck    (4) . 

143.  A  horseshoe  hung  both  ends  up — good  luck. 
With  ends  down  all  luck  runs  out    (4) . 

144.  See  new  moon  over  right  shoulder — good  luck    (4) . 

145.  If  you  spill  salt,  throw  some  over  your  left  shoulder  for  good 
luck   (1;  2;  4;  5;  7). 

146.  For  good  luck  at  weddings — wear  something  old,  something 
new,  something  borrowed,  something  blue    (4) . 

147.  Carrying  the  bride  over  the  doorstep  is  good  luck    (4) . 

148.  Born  with  a  caul  is  supposed  to  be  lucky    (5) . 

149.  To  work  on  Sunday  means  bad  luck    (2) . 

150.  See  three  black  crows — bad  luck    (4) . 

:151.  It  is  bad  luck  to  haul  dead  chickens  away    (1). 
152.  Never  bend  a  mule's  ear,  bad  luck   (8) . 
*153.  To  kill  a  spider  is  bad  luck.  "The  spider  is  the  devil's 
wife"  (4) . 


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154.  It  is  bad  luck  to  kill  cats  (2) . 

155.  A  black  cat  across  a  path — bad  luck  (2;  3;  4) . 

156.  Bad  luck  to  kill  a  setting  hen    (5) . 

157.  It's  bad  luck  for  a  bird  to  fly  in  the  house    (7) . 

158.  It's  bad  luck  to  change  a  wedding  date    (2) . 

159.  Married  in  black — means  bad  luck    (4)  . 

160.  It  is  bad  luck  for  the  bride  and  groom  to  see  each  other 
earlier  in  the  day  of  the  wedding  ceremony    (4) . 

161.  It  is  bad  luck  for  the  engaged  girl  to  cut  the  knots  on  rib- 
bons of  wedding  presents    (4)  . 

162.  It  is  bad  luck  to  cut  a  baby's  fingernails  before  it  is  a  year 
old    (2). 

M63.  Wear  newly  bought  clothing  before  washing;  otherwise  bad 
luck  will  come    (2)  . 

164.  It's  bad  luck  to  light  three  things  on  one  match    (4) . 

165.  It's  bad  luck  to  whistle  in  a  theater    (4) . 

166.  It  is  bad  luck  to  start  a  trip  on  Friday    (4) . 

167.  If  you  borrow  salt,  never  return  it  or  bad  luck  will  fol- 
low (4). 

168.  A  two-dollar  bill  is  bad  luck    (4) . 

169.  When  moving,  never  take  your  old  brooms  with  you — bad 
luck    (2). 

170.  Walk  under  a  ladder  and  you  will  have  bad  luck    (2;  4)  . 

171.  Bad  luck  to  open  an  umbrella  in  house  or  put  hat  on  head 

(2;  5) . 

172.  Break  a  mirror  means  seven  years  of  bad  luck    (4;   5) . 

173.  Breaking  a  shoestring  in  the  morning  means  bad  luck  all 
day    (2). 

174.  Friday  the  13th  is  unlucky  day    (4) . 

175.  Sweeping  the  house  after  dark  brings  bad  luck    (2) . 

176.  If  you  talk  about  the  falling  star,  you'll  have  bad  luck  (7) . 

177.  Never  look  at  the  new  moon  over  your  left  shoulder;  it  is 
bad  luck    (3;  4) . 

178.  If  you  go  home  to  get  a  forgotten  item,  always  sit  down  be- 
fore leaving  the  house  again  or  bad  luck  will  come    (4) . 

179.  Find  a  five-leaf  clover  means  bad  luck    (4;  5;  7) . 

180.  It  is  bad  luck  to  come  in  one  door  and  leave  by  another  (2) . 

181.  Putting  on  a  dress  backward  by  mistake  will  bring  bad 
luck   (2). 


Beliefs,  Superstitions,  and  Sayings  85 

182.  Wearing  an  opal,  if  not  your  birthstone — bad  luck   (4) . 
•183.  To  avoid  bad  luck,  oldest  daughter  of  the  house  should 
burn  the  Christmas  tree  by  New  Year's    (4) . 

184.  A  double  rainbow  is  good  luck    (4) . 

185.  On  New  Year's,  one  must  be  kissed  on  the  stroke  of  mid- 
night for  luck  during  the  year    (4) . 

CURES  AND  ILLNESS 

186.  If  you  have  chronic  pains  in  your  stomach,  it  may  be  a  sign 
that  you  are  liver-grown,  which  is  supposed  to  mean  that 
your  liver  is  stuck  down.  The  cure  is  to  get  down  on  the 
floor  on  your  hands  and  knees  and  crawl  under  the  dining 
table.  First  crawl  through  from  east  to  west  and  then  from 
north  to  south,  forming  a  cross.  You  will  probably  laugh 
enough  at  this  undignified  procedure  to  shake  your  liver 
loose   (1) . 

°187.  Rub  goose  grease  on   the  chest   to  help  clear  up  a  bad 
cold  (2) . 

188.  Ringworms  can  be  cured  by  rubbing  them  with  green  wal- 
nuts   (2). 

189.  Drink  nine  swallows  of  water  without  taking  a  breath  to 
get  rid  of  the  hiccups    (7) . 

190.  To  cure  hiccups,  try  to  scare  the  person  badly    (2) . 

191.  Hot  toddy  cures  a  cold    (5). 

192.  Feed  a  fever  and  starve  a  cold    (5) . 

193.  Wear  a  band  of  copper  wire  around  the  wrist  or  ankle  to 
cure  rheumatism   (2) . 

194.  A  buckeye  carried  in  the  pocket  will  prevent  certain  types 
of  diseases   (1) . 

195.  To  prevent  rheumatism,   carry  buckeyes  in  your  pocket 

(2;  3) . 

196.  Carrying  a  horse  chestnut  in  your  pocket  is  good  for 
rheumatism    (7) . 

197.  A  small  potato  carried  in  a  pocket  will  prevent  rheuma- 
tism (7) . 

«198.  To  drive  pimples  away,  eat  molasses  and  sulphur   (2) . 
199.  When  you  sneeze,  you  must  say  some  version  of  words, 
"your  health"  to  avoid  illness  (4) . 


86  Kansas  Folklore 

200.  A  cobweb  over  a  wound  will  stop  bleeding    (2;  4) . 

201.  Put  a  coin  under  the  lip  to  cure  a  nosebleed    (2). 
c202.  Hold   a  cold  knife   to  your  neck   to   help   stop   a   nose- 
bleed (2) . 

203.  A  lead  shot  suspended  around  the  neck  by  a  string  will 
prevent  nosebleed   (1) . 

204.  If  you  don't  rub  warts  they'll  go  away   (7) . 

205.  To  get  rid  of  a  wart,  tie  a  string  around  it  and  leave  the 
string  on    (2) . 

206.  To  cure  a  wart,  bury  an  old  dishrag  at  night    (2) . 

207.  If  you  handle  toads  you  will  get  warts    (1;  2;  3). 

208.  Drink  sassafras  tea  as  a  tonic  and  to  clear  up  the  blood  (2) . 

209.  Place  tobacco  poultice  on  a  festered  sore   (2) . 

210.  To  cure  a  ringworm,  put  a  penny  soaked  in  vinegar  on 
it  (2) . 

211.  Place  an  onion  poultice  to  help  clear  up  a  boil    (2). 
«212.  Mix  melted  lard  and  turpentine  and  then  rub  on  the  chest 

to  help  clear  up  a  cold    (2) . 

DREAMS 

213.  Your  dreams  will  come  true  if  you  tell  them  before  break- 
fast   (3). 

214.  It's  bad  luck  to  have  fruit  trees  bloom  twice  a  year   (2) . 

215.  It's  bad  luck  to  dream  of  snakes    (2) . 

216.  To  dream  of  a  death  means  a  wedding  soon    (2;  5) . 

»  217.  A  dream  of  teeth  falling  out  means  death  soon  to  you  or 
someone  close  to  you    (7)  . 

218.  If  you  dream  of  falling  and  land,  you'll  die    (7) . 

219.  Dreaming  of  high  places  that  you  are  struggling  to  climb  is 
a  sign  of  a  frustrated  effort   (7) . 

220.  Bad  luck  will  come  if  you  dream  of  muddy  water   (2) . 

PEOPLE 

221.  Sneeze  on  Monday — sneeze  for  danger 
Sneeze  on  Tuesday — kiss  a  stranger 
Sneeze  on  Wednesday — get  a  letter 
Sneeze  on  Thursday — something  better 


Beliefs,  Superstitions,  and  Sayings  87 

Sneeze  on  Friday — sneeze  for  sorrow 
Sneeze  on  Saturday — joy,  tomorrow  (4) . 

222.  Red-haired  people  are  hot-tempered    (3) . 

223.  Cold  hands  mean  a  warm  heart   (2) . 

224.  Preacher's  children  are  always  ornery   (3) . 

225.  Weak  chin  means  a  weak  character   (5) . 

226.  Small  eyes  mean  a  shifty  character   (5) . 

227.  There  will  be  a  quarrel  if  you  spill  salt   (2) . 

228.  If  company  comes  on  Monday,  it  means  company  all 
week  (2) . 

229.  If  you  hand  salt  to  another  at  a  table,  it  means  you  will 
quarrel  with  the  person    (4) . 

230.  If  your  ear  itches,  someone  is  talking  about  you    (4) . 

231.  If  your  ear  itches,  it  is  a  sign  that  someone  is  gossiping  about 
you    (2;  1). 

232.  If  your  nose  itches,  it  is  a  sign  that  you  will  have  com- 
pany (1). 

233.  If  your  nose  itches,  someone  is  thinking  about  you    (7) . 

234.  If  your  nose  itches,  you  will  kiss  a  stranger  (or  a  fool) ,  be  in 
danger,  or  someone  is  coming   (4) . 

f235.  An  itching  hand  means  you  will  get  some  money  soon  (2) . 

236.  If  fingers  are  crossed  when  telling  a  lie,  the  lie  doesn't 
count  (4) . 

237.  If  a  conversation  stops  suddenly,  it  will  be  either  twenty 
minutes  before  or  after  the  hour  at  that  time   (4) . 

MISCELLANEOUS 

238.  You  can  catch  a  bird  if  you  put  salt  on  its  tail    (7) . 

239.  To  locate  a  lost  article,  spit  in  the  palm  of  your  left  hand 
and  slap  the  spittle  with  the  first  finger  of  your  right  hand. 
The  greater  part  of  the  spittle  will  fly  in  the  direction  of  the 
lost  article.  By  repeating  this  process  as  you  progress  toward 
the  object,  you  can  eventually  find  it    (1) . 

240.  An  old  maid  always  knows  how  to  raise  children    (3) . 

SAYINGS,  PROVERBIAL  AND  OTHERWISE 

241.  Handsome  is  as  handsome  does   (3) . 

242.  Beauty  is  only  skin  deep, 


88  Kansas  Folklore 

Ugly  is  to  the  bone; 
Beauty  lasts  only  a  day, 
Ugly  holds  its  own    (3) . 
243.  You  never  can  tell 

The  depth  of  the  well 
By  the  length  of  the 
Handle  of  the  pump   (3) . 
*  244.  You  never  can  tell  by  the  looks  of  a  frog  how  far  he  can 
jump   (3). 

245.  Still  water  runs  deep    (3) . 

246.  He  doesn't  know  enough  to  come  in  out  of  the  rain   (3) . 

247.  People  who  live  in  glass  houses  shouldn't  throw  stones  (3) . 

248.  Should  the  pot  call  the  kettle  black?    (3) . 

249.  What's  sauce  for  the  goose  is  sauce  for  the  gander   (3) . 

250.  You  can  lead  a  horse  to  water  but  you  can't  make  him 
drink    (6) . 

251.  It's  an  ill  wind  that  blows  no  good  (6) . 

252.  A  chain  is  no  stronger  than  its  weakest  link    (6) . 

253.  Not  all  houses  are  homes    (6) . 

254.  You  can  build  a  house  but  you  have  to  make  a  home  (6) . 

255.  Gasoline  and  whiskey  usually  mix  with  blood  on  the  high- 
way   (6) . 

256.  Gasoline  and  whiskey  don't  mix   (6) . 

257.  The  grass  is  always  greener  on  the  other  side  of  the 
fence  (6) . 

258.  You  pay  for  what  you  get    (6) . 

259.  Quiet  water  runs  deep    (6) . 

260.  An  apple  a  day  keeps  the  doctor  away    (7) . 

261.  When  the  sun's  in  the  west,  lazy  folks  work  the  best   (7). 

262.  A  whistling  girl  and  a  crowing  hen,  always  come  to  some 
bad  end   (1;  2). 

263.  If  two  people  say  the  same  thing  at  the  same  time,  they 
should  join  their  little  fingers  and  say,  "Needles  and  pins, 
needles  and  pins,  when  a  man  marries  his  troubles  be- 
gin"  (2). 

264.  Step  on  a  crack,  break  your  mother's  back;  step  on  a  hole, 
break  your  mother's  sugar  bowl    (5) . 

265.  Forty-nine  pounds  is  witches'  weight    (4) . 

266.  An  idle  brain  is  the  devil's  workshop    (3)  . 


Beliefs,  Superstitions,  and  Sayings  89 

Contributors 

1.  Mr.  Percy  L.  DePuy,  age  65.  Born  and  reared  in  Crawford 
County;  first  21  years  of  life  on  farm;  college  graduate;  retired 
teacher  and  game  reserve  manager.  2.  Mrs.  Lula  Ferguson,  age 
75.  Born  and  reared  in  Ness  County;  lived  over  50  years  on  farm 
or  ranch;  homemaker  and  pioneer.  3.  Mrs.  Virginia  Griswold, 
age  36.  Born  and  reared  in  Marshall  County;  22  years  on  farm; 
college  graduate;  homemaker  and  school  teacher.  4.  Mrs.  Jane 
Rockwell  Koefod,  age  40.  Born  and  reared  in  Geary  County;  col- 
lege graduate;  teacher  and  homemaker.  5.  Miss  Amelie  King, 
age  21.  Born  and  reared  in  Sedgwick  County;  college  student. 
6.  Mr.  Don  P.  Porter,  age  24.  Born  and  reared  in  Neosho  County; 
college  student.  7.  Miss  Marilyn  Walton,  age  21.  Born  and 
reared  in  Sedgwick  County;  college  student. 


PROVERBS  AND 
RIDDLES 

William  E.  Koch 

Kansas  State  University 


Proverbs  and  riddles  are  treated  together  in  this  study  for  the 
sake  of  convenience.  Most  folklorists  consider  them  distinct 
genres  of  oral  culture;  however,  they  share  certain  characteristics. 
Both  are  among  the  oldest  expressions  of  formulated  thought. 
Both  are  classified  under  the  broader  heading  of  "folk  wisdom" 
because  they  are  distillations  of  accumulated  folk  experience  and 
observation  handed  down  from  one  generation  to  the  next.  Both 
show  far  less  variation  in  their  wording  than  do  other  forms  of 
folklore  in  the  process  of  oral  transmission;  in  fact,  the  ways  in 
which  proverbs  and  riddles  are  expressed  are  nearly  invariable. 

One  explanation  of  this  surprising  verbal  stability  may  be 
simply  that  they  do  not  survive  unless  stated  in  a  form  which  the 
mind  finds  easy  to  grasp  and  retain  whole  and  unaltered.  At  any 
rate,  their  functions  and  purposes  do  account  at  least  in  part  for 
the  fact  that  proverbs  and  riddles  seldom  vary  in  phrasing. 
Proverbial  maxims,  for  example,  are  intended  to  stay  in  the  mind 
as  guides  to  conduct;  therefore,  they  are  memorized  word  for 
word.  Wellerisms — a  type  of  proverb  containing  a  quotation  and 
its  explanation — usually  depend  on  puns  and  lose  their  force 
when  incorrectly  quoted.  If  a  riddle  is  not  stated  exactly,  either 
the  answer  is  given  away,  or  else  a  clue  disappears  and  the  riddle 
becomes  incomprehensible.  And  finally,  by  their  very  nature 
proverbs  and  riddles  are  among  the  briefest  forms  of  folklore, 
thus  among  the  most  easily  remembered. 

Although  difficult  to  define  satisfactorily,  folk  proverbs  com- 
prise a  sizable  segment  of  the  wisdom,  the  humor,  and  perhaps 

90 


Proverbs  and  Riddles  91 

the  philosophy  of  a  people.  The  so-called  true  proverb,  which  is 
expressed  in  a  complete  sentence,  epitomizes  tersely  and  strik- 
ingly a  recognized  truth  or  a  shrewd  observation  on  life.  Epi- 
grammatic condensations  of  experience,  they  often  suggest  a 
course  of  action  or  express  a  passing  judgment.  Many  proverbs 
are  metaphors,  usually  on  a  quite  simple  level.  Most  of  them,  as 
has  been  noted,  remain  in  oral  tradition  in  a  rigidly  fixed  form; 
and  since  man  has  used  proverbs  from  the  earliest  times,  many 
are  couched  in  archaic  language. 

The  proverbial  phrase  and  the  proverbial  comparison  are 
closely  related  to  the  true  proverb,  but  are  not  complete  sen- 
tences in  themselves.  Many  collectors  or  compilers,  however, 
make  no  distinction  between  them  and  the  so-called  true  prov- 
erb. Examples  of  the  proverbial  phrase  are  "behind  the  eight 
ball"  and  "putting  the  cart  before  the  horse."  A  proverbial  com- 
parison is  such  an  expression  as  "like  a  bump  on  a  log"  or  "as 
mean  as  dirt." 

According  to  Archer  Taylor,  a  fascinating  type  of  proverb,  the 
Wellerism,  goes  back  to  Latin  and  Greek  literature.1  It  takes  its 
name,  however,  from  Sam  Weller,  the  delightful  character  in 
Dickens'  Pickwick  Papers  who  frequently  used  the  form.  "Every- 
one to  his  own  taste,  as  my  grandmother  said  as  she  ate  the 
cinders"  and  "There  is  nothing  so  refreshing  as  sleep,  said  the 
servant  girl  as  she  drank  the  eggcupful  of  laudanum"  are  charac- 
teristic examples. 

The  origin  of  proverbs  is  so  obscure  that  any  attempt  to  as- 
cribe one  to  a  particular  person  is,  to  say  the  least,  risky. 
Through  the  ages  proverbs  have  been  used  both  by  the  folk  and 
by  scholars,  and  through  the  ages  people  without  written  laws 
have  relied  on  proverbs  to  settle  disputes.  In  folklore,  proverbs 
appear  in  ballads  and  folktales;  in  literature  at  certain  periods 
they  have  been  completely  accepted  and  very  popular,  at  other 
times  considered  poor  form.  Collections  of  proverbs  served  as 
textbooks  in  the  Middle  Ages  and  Renaissance;  in  eighteenth- 
century  France  entire  plays  sometimes  were  built  around  a  prov- 
erb, which  the  audience  was  led  to  guess  by  the  actions  drama- 
tized. 

1  Archer  Taylor,  The  Proverb  (Cambridge:  Harvard  University  Press, 
1931) ,  p.  203. 


92  Kansas  Folklore 

Almost  everyone  appreciates  proverbs.  While  it  is  difficult  to 
generalize  on  their  vitality  in  America  today,  a  little  analysis  will 
make  it  evident  to  any  person  that  his  own  speech  contains 
proverbs  and  proverbial  sayings.  That  many  proverbs  are  current 
among  younger  as  well  as  older  people  is  evident  from  state  and 
regional  collections. 

The  number  of  proverbs  and  proverbial  sayings  is  so  over- 
whelming that  probably  there  will  never  be  a  complete  collec- 
tion for  reference  purposes.  Now  that  the  pure  "book  study"  of 
the  older  proverb  compilations  has  almost  exhausted  itself,  new 
studies  are  under  way  to  distinguish  between  the  proverbial  lore 
that  has  actually  lived  on  in  oral  tradition  and  that  which  is  a 
reflection  of  modern  life. 

PROVERBS 

[The  average  age  of  the  contributors  was  twenty  to  twenty-nine 
years,  although  six  were  over  fifty.  All  twenty-six  contributors 
were  residents  of  Riley  County,  Kansas;  eleven  were  born  out- 
side the  state.  Thirteen  had  been  reared  on  a  farm  or  ranch. 

Although  most  of  the  sixty-five  proverbs  presented  here  are 
commonplace  or  conventional,  twenty-five  of  them  do  not  appear 
in  The  Frank  C.  Brown  Collection  of  North  Carolina  Folklore.2 
Alphabetical  order  seemed  the  most  convenient  system  of  classi- 
fication. Each  proverb  is  placed  under  the  first  important  noun 
or,  if  there  is  no  important  noun,  under  the  first  important  verb. 
The  numbers  in  parentheses  refer  to  the  contributors  listed  at 
the  end  of  this  section.] 

Action.    Actions  speak  louder  than  words    (25)  .* 

All.     All's  well  that  ends  well    (25).* 

Bed.     Early  to  bed  and  early  to  rise,  makes  a  man  healthy, 

wealthy,  and  wise    (21)  .* 
Bird.     1.  A  bird  in  the  hand  is  worth  two  in  the  bush    (16)  .* 

2.  The  early  bird  gets  the  first  worm    (6)  .* 

2  Proverbs  marked  with  an  asterisk  (*)  appear  in  The  Frank  C.  Brown 
Collection  of  North  Carolina  Folklore  (Durham:  Duke  University  Press, 
1952) ,  I.  This  work  supplies  annotative  references  to  standard  sources  con- 
taining data  on  the  proverb  indicated. 


Proverbs  and  Riddles  93 

Blood.     Blood  is  thicker  than  water   (2)  .* 

Body.     The  larger  the  body,  the  bigger  the  heart    (9)  .* 

Bridge.     Don't  cross  your  bridges  before  you  come   to   them 

(20) .* 
Cat.    When  the  cat's  away  the  mice  will  play   (23)  .* 
Chain.    A  chain  is  only  as  strong  as  its  weakest  link   (25) . 
Chicken.     Don't  count  your  chickens  before  they  are  hatched 

(4;  16).* 
Cooks.     Too  many  cooks  spoil  the  broth    (13)  .* 
Dog.     1.  A  barking  dog  seldom  bites    (23;  7).*     2.  You  can't 

teach  an  old  dog  new  tricks    (25)  .* 
Fish.     1.  Even  a  fish  wouldn't  get  caught  if  he  kept  his  mouth 

shut   (5) .    2.  Fish  and  visitors  stink  after  three  days   (16) . 
Flies.    You  can  catch  more  flies  with  honey  than  you  can  with 

vinegar   (25) .* 
Fool.    1.  There's  no  fool  like  an  old  fool  (7;  17;  25)  .*    2.  A  fool 

and  his  gold  are  soon  parted  (4)  .*     3.  A  fool  and  his  money 

are  soon  parted   (4)  .*     4.  Fools  rush  in  where  angels  fear  to 

tread    (25). 
Fox.     The  sleeping  fox  catches  no  poultry   (26)  .* 
Haste.    The  more  haste,  the  less  speed   (11).* 
Hen.    A  setting  hen  never  grows  fat    (19)  .* 
Horse.     1.  You  can  lead  a  horse  to  water,  but  you  can't  make 

him    drink     (25)  .*      2.  Don't   change    horses    in    midstream 

(20).*     3.  You'll  never  see  it  on  a  galloping  horse    (12). 
Job.    A  job  started  is  a  job  half  done    (2) . 
Kicked.     I've  been  kicked  by  the  same  horse    (18) . 
Laugh.     1.  He  who  laughs  last,  laughs  best   (1)  .*     2.  He  who 

laughs  last,  laughs  hardest    (14)  .* 
Life.     Life  begins  at  forty  (11). 
Man.    1.  A  wise  man  changes  his  mind;  a  fool  never  does  (11) . 

2.  A  wise  man  has  wise  children   (4) .    3.  Wise  men  learn  by 

others'  harms;  fools  scarcely  by  their  own    (11). 
Minute.     A  minute  wasted  is  a  minute  lost  forever    (4) . 
Mud.     Mud  thrown  is  ground  lost    (20) . 
Name.     If  you  have   the  name,  you  might  as  well  have  the 

game   (11). 
Nickel.     Don't  take  any  wooden  nickels    (15) . 


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Offense.    A  good  offense  is  the  best  defense    (11). 

Penny.  1.  A  penny  saved  is  a  penny  earned  (11;  20;  27).* 
2.  Penny  wise  and  pound  foolish  (11;  10;  19)  .*  3.  Take  care 
of  the  pennies  and  the  dollars  will  take  care  of  themselves 
(11).* 

People.    People  who  live  in  glass  houses  should  not  throw  rocks 

0)- 

Please.    He  who  tries  to  please  everybody,  pleases  nobody  (23) . 

Politics.     Politics  makes  strange  bedfellows    (11). 

Pot.    A  watched  pot  never  boils   (11).* 

Pride.     Pride  goeth  before  a  fall   (25) . 

Pull.     It  is  easier  to  pull  down  than  to  build  up    (10) . 

Rod.     Spare  the  rod  and  spoil  the  child   (8;  11).* 

Sauce.     Sauce  for  the  goose  is  sauce  for  the  gander    (23)  .* 

Show.     The  show  must  go  on    (11). 

Slip.    Many  a  slip,  'tween  the  tongue   (cup)   and  the  lip   (2)  .* 

Stink.    The  more  you  stir  a  stink,  the  louder  it  smells   (10) . 

Stitch.    A  stitch  in  time  saves  nine    (12;  16;  22)  .* 

Stone.     A  rolling  stone  gathers  no  moss    (19)  .* 

Stream.    A  dry  stream  carries  no  water   (7) . 

Tomorrow.    Never  put  off  till  tomorrow  what  you  can  do  today 

(4;  26).* 
Waste.     1.  Waste  not  and  you'll  want  not  (4;  24)  .*    2.  Willful 

waste  makes  woeful  want   (3)  .* 
Well.    A  dry  well  pumps  no  water   (7) . 
Whistle.    Whistling  girls  and  crowing  hens  always  come  to  some 

bad  ends    (25)  .* 
Wishes.    If  wishes  were  horses,  beggars  might  ride   (26)  .* 
Woman.     A  wise  woman  never  outsmarts  her  husband    (16) . 
Work.    All  work  and  no  play  makes  Jack  a  dull  boy   (4)  .* 

Contributors 

1.  Gary  Arnold  2.  Mrs.  George  Barclay  3.  Mrs.  Robert  Bar- 
clay 4.  Larry  Bolch  5.  Gordon  Bradshaw  6.  Judy  Burgess 
7.  Wayne  Coffey  8.  Gwen  Conrad  9.  Dixie  Des  Jardines 
10.  John  Franks  11.  Howard  T.  Hill  12.  Irma  Smith  Hill 
13.  Janet  Hoyt  14.  Elizabeth  Isom  15.  James  K.  Isom  16.  Nor- 
man Johnson  17.  William  McCormick  18.  George  McCord 
19.  Shirley  McKeen     20.   Charles   Meyer     21.  Joan   Morrison 


Proverbs  and  Riddles  95 

22.    Alice    Mosier      23.    Walt    Mosier      24.    Louella    Nelson 
25.  Mrs.  Pat  Sawyer   26.  Marjorie  Schmedeman    27.  Dave  Worley 

WELLERISMS 

[Of  the  forty  contributors  about  three-fourths  were  students  at 
Kansas  State  University  during  the  spring  semester,  1958.  All 
except  four  were  residents  of  the  state.  It  is  obvious  that  most  of 
the  following  Wellerisms  are  of  modern  origin. 

I  have  been  unable  to  find  a  firmly  established  or  standard 
method  for  classifying  Wellerisms.  The  arrangement  here  is  an 
experimental  one;  it  has  proved  convenient  on  a  small  scale  and 
might  lend  itself  satisfactorily  to  a  larger  collection.  The  practice 
of  emphasizing  the  identity  of  the  speaker,  however,  is  standard.3 
The  numbers  in  parentheses  refer  to  the  names  of  contributors 
listed  at  the  end  of  the  section.] 

Insects 

(Bug)      "I  won't  have  guts  enough  to  do  that  again,"  said  the 

bug  as  he  hit  the  windshield   (37) . 
(Firefly)      1.  "Delighted  no  end,"  said  (var.  cried)   the  firefly  as 

he  backed  into  the  fan  (var.  electric  fan)    (17;  28;  20)  .  2.  "I'm 

de-lighted,"  said  the  firefly  as  he  accidentally  backed  into  the 

fan    (8). 
(Flea)     "Raise  the  drawbridge,"  cried  the  flea,  as  he  rode  down 

the  river  in  his  matchstick  canoe   (36) . 
(Fly)     "I  spec  so,"  said  the  fly,  as  he  flew  away  from  the  garbage 

(18). 
(Termite)      "Beat  you,  Daddy;  I  ate  the  bar,"  said  the  young 

termite  to  his  father  as  they  met  in  the  local  pub    (8) . 

Fish 

(Octopus)  1.  "Let's  walk  hand  in  hand  in  hand  in  hand,"  said 
the  boy  octopus  to  his  girl  friend  (12) .  2.  "I'm  entangled  in 
your  love,"  said  the  octopus  to  his  girl  friend  as  she  hugged 
him  (9). 

3  Most  of  these  Wellerisms  appeared  previously  in  William  E.  Koch, 
"Wellerisms  from  Kansas,"  Western  Folklore,  XVIII  (1959)  ,  180,  and  "More 
Wellerisms  from  Kansas,"  Western  Folklore,  XIX   (1960)  ,  196. 


96  Kansas  Folklore 

Household 

(Ceiling)     "I'll  meet  you  at  the  corner,"  said  the  ceiling  to  the 

wall  (1) . 
(Calendar)      "I  see  ahead,"  said  the  calendar   (32)  . 

Animals 

(Bear)  "My  tale  is  told,"  said  the  little  bear  as  he  sat  on  ice 
(14). 

(Cat)  "I  feel  strained,"  said  the  cat  as  he  ran  through  a  screen 
door    (5) . 

(Chimpanzee)  "So  long,"  said  the  chimp,  sliding  off  the 
giraffe's  neck    (38)  . 

(Cow)  "I'm  getting  that  run-down  feeling,"  said  the  cow  as  the 
freight  train  bore  down  on  her    (5) . 

(Dog)  1.  "Ruff,"  cried  the  dog  as  he  sat  on  the  cactus  (36) . 
2.  "Rough,  rough,"  said  the  dog  as  she  sat  on  sandpaper  (19)  . 

(Monkey)  1.  "I'll  be  a  monkey's  uncle,"  said  the  monkey  as  his 
sister  had  a  baby  (11).  2.  "Neat,  but  not  gaudy,"  said  the 
monkey  when  (var.  as)  he  painted  his  tail  blue  (7;  33;  35;  22; 
29)  .  3.  "This  is  the  end  of  my  tale,"  said  the  monkey  as  he 
backed  into  the  fan  (31)  (var.  lawnmower)  (4) .  4.  "All's 
well  that  ends  well,"  said  the  monkey  when  the  lawnmower 
ran  over  his  tail  (21;  29;  33)  .  5.  "So  what,"  said  the  monkey 
as  the  sewing  machine  ran  over  his  tail    (13) . 

(Toad)  "Many  masters,"  said  the  toad  when  the  harrow  turned 
him  over    (34) . 

People 

(Blind  Man)  1.  "I  see,"  said  the  blind  man  as  he  picked  up  his 
hammer  and  saw  (23;  20;  5;  17;  10;  25;  28) .  2.  "I  see,"  said  the 
blind  man  to  his  deaf  daughter  as  he  picked  up  his  hammer  and 
saw  (8) .  3.  "I  see,"  said  the  blind  man  as  he  bumped  into  the 
light  pole  (26)  (var.  tree)  (28) .  4.  "I  see,"  said  the  blind 
man  as  he  told  his  deaf  daughter  to  stick  her  wooden  leg  out 
the  window  to  see  if  it  was  raining  (30) .  5.  "I  see,"  said  the 
blind  man  to  his  deaf  wife  as  he  climbed  a  cherry  tree  to  get  an 
apple  for  his  lame  uncle    (15) . 


Proverbs  and  Riddles  97 

(Man)  1.  "You  make  me  sick,"  said  the  man  to  the  germ  (7) . 
2.  "Now  where  is  that  revolving  door,  door,  door,"  said  the  man 
as  he  slipped  on  the  ice  while  going  into  the  store  (36) .  3.  "I've 
got  it  all  over  you,"  boasted  the  old  man  as  he  sneezed  (2) . 
4.  "Oh,  I  feel  run  down,"  said  the  man  who  got  hit  by  a  truck 
(24) .    5.  "This  is  easy,"  said  the  man  falling  off  the  log  (27) . 

(Woman,  Lady)  1.  "Every  little  bit  helps,"  said  the  lady  as  she 
spit  in  the  ocean  (4) .  2.  "Everyone  to  their  own  taste,"  said 
the  woman  as  she  kissed  the  cow  (40) .  3.  "Disaster,"  cried 
the  pilot  as  the  woman  backed  into  the  plane  propellor  (39) . 

(Boy)  "Sunday  is  the  strongest  day  of  the  week,"  said  the  boy  as 
he  faced  six  week  days    (6) . 

(Criminal)  1.  "You  give  me  a  pain  in  the  neck,"  said  the 
doomed  man  at  the  guillotine  to  the  executioner  (5) . 
2.  "Guess  I'll  hang  around  awhile,"  said  the  prisoner  from  the 
gallows    (12) . 

(Occupational)  1.  "Pitch,"  shouted  the  baseball  player  as  he 
stepped  on  the  newly  poured  blacktop  highway  (13) .  2.  "A 
little  behind  in  my  work,"  said  the  butcher  as  he  backed  into 
the  meat  grinder  (20;  16;  3;  37) .  3.  "We'll  be  all  right  now," 
said  the  doctor,  "if  we  don't  run  out  of  patients"  (14)  . 
4.  "Now  is  the  time  to  see  my  pigs,"  said  the  farmer  with  a  sty 
in  his  eye    (6) . 

Kansas  Contributors  and  County  of  Residence 

1.  John  Barry,  Riley  2.  Gene  Berghaus,  Riley  3.  Bob  Braden, 
Miami  4.  Sonie  Brown,  Riley  5.  Walter  Burns,  Clay  6.  Merel 
Butler,  Cloud  7.  Kay  Chappell,  Riley  8.  Paul  L.  Clark,  Ellis 
9.  Bruce  Cleveland,  Cloud  10.  Marcia  Diamond,  Leavenworth 
11.  Peggy  Farrar,  Shawnee  12.  Jerome  P.  Farrell,  Riley  13.  Pat 
Farrow,  Leavenworth  14.  Dorothy  Fox,  Cowley  15.  Jane  Fulton, 
Riley  16.  Leo  Gardner,  Riley  17.  Sonja  Hanson,  Sedgwick 
18.  Kathleen  Harden,  Marion  19.  John  Hepburn,  Riley 
20.  Robert  M.  Hepburn,  Riley  21.  David  Hinderliter,  Sedgwick 
22.  Sue  Johnson,  Sedgwick  23.  Warren  Keegan,  Geary  24.  Win- 
die  Killian,  Geary  25.  Carol  Klecan,  Jackson  26.  Walter  Mur- 
phy, Jackson  27.  Glenda  Reed,  Rice  28.  Marcia  Ross,  Nemaha 
29.  Dick  Scrogin,  Stafford  30.  Jane  Seitz,  Riley  31.  Donna 
Turner,  Sedgwick     32.  Glenn  Wagner,  Riley     33.  Diane  Wat- 


98  Kansas  Folklore 

son,  Sedgwick     34.  Carole  Wilmore,  Shawnee     35.  Dixie  Win- 
gate,  Riley    36.  Roberta  Wray,  Norton 

Out-of-State  Contributors 

37.  Mary  L.  Deewall,  Okla.    38.  James  D.  Heath,  111.    39.  Allan 
Liebler,  New  York    40.  Karren  Smith,  Texas 


RIDDLES 

Riddles — verbal  puzzles,  often  couched  in  confusing,  meta- 
phorical language — have  excited  and  fascinated  man  since 
earliest  times.  Some  of  the  oldest  recorded  are  in  Babylonian 
school  texts;  they  were  used  in  developing  talent  for  primary 
association  and  comparison.  Other  uses  and  functions  are  re- 
vealed in  ancient  religious  works,  classical  literature,  and  narra- 
tive folk-literature;  for  instance,  enigma  contests  were  popular  at 
Greek  and  Roman  feasts.  When  the  Queen  of  Sheba  heard  of  the 
fame  of  Solomon  she  came  and  tested  him  with  riddles.  During 
the  Renaissance  and  Reformation  the  folk  riddle  offered  a  com- 
paratively safe  vehicle  for  hinting  at  the  resentment  of  the  poor 
and  unlearned  against  the  rich  and  lettered. 

Of  the  various  types  of  riddles,  perhaps  the  most  interesting  is 
the  true  riddle.  This  is  a  thought-provoking  question  which  asks 
for  a  solution;  it  says  one  thing  and  means  another.  According  to 
riddle  scholars,  a  true  riddle  consists  of  two  parts — a  vague  gen- 
eral description  and  a  specific  detail  which  seems  to  conflict  with 
it.  The  conflict  between  what  is  suggested  in  general  terms  and 
what  is  specifically  stated  arouses  our  curiosity.  The  answer 
resolves  the  conflict  and  appeases  our  curiosity.  For  example: 

As  I  was  going  through  the  garden  gap 
Whom  should  I  meet  but  Dick  Red  Cap;    (a  man?) 
A  stick  in  his  hand  and  a  stone  in  his  throat;    (?) 
If  you  answer  my  riddle,  I'll  give  you  a  groat. 

When  we  guess  the  answer  (Dick  Red  Cap  is  a  cherry) ,  we 
solve  the  conflict  (why  would  a  man  have  a  stone  in  his  throat?) . 
The  first  idea  is  only  metaphorically  true  (we  assume  that  Dick 
Red  Cap  is  a  man) ;  the  contradictory  assertion  is  literally  true 


Proverbs  and  Riddles  99 

(a  cherry  has  a  stone  in  it — and  a  stick,  the  stem)  .  The  familiar 
"Humpty  Dumpty"  is  another  good  example: 

Humpty  Dumpty  sat  on  a  wall 

Humpty  Dumpty  had  a  great  fall 

All  the  King's  horses  and  all  the  King's  men 

Couldn't  put  Humpty  together  again. 

True  riddles  are  usually  longer  and  more  complex  in  imagery 
than  other  types  of  riddles. 

The  conundrum  is  a  simpler  and  more  trifling  riddle,  often 
containing  a  pun  or  a  play  on  words.  For  example: 

When  is  a  door  not  a  door?    (When  it's  ajar.) 

Why  is  a  man's  bald  head  like  heaven?  (Because  there  is  no 
parting  there.) 

The  sham  riddle  is  not  really  intended  to  be  answered,  either 
because  only  those  with  a  very  special  previous  knowledge  of  the 
subject  could  possibly  know  the  answer,  or  because  it  is  intended 
only  as  a  joke — the  questioner  is  teasing  his  audience  and  intends 
to  give  the  answer  himself.  There  are  several  types  of  sham 
riddles,  among  them  the  so-called  "neck-saver"  and  "foolish 
question."  In  the  latter,  the  question  may  seem  legitimate,  but 
the  answer  is  an  absurdity.  For  example: 

Railroad  crossing,  look  out  for  the  cars; 
Can  you  spell  that  without  any  r's? 
A  nswer — T-H-A-T. 

or 
A  man  went  away  on  Sunday,  stayed  a  week  and 
came  back  on  the  same  Sunday.  How  was  that? 
Answer — His  horse  was  named  Sunday. 

The  following  is  an  example  of  a  "neck-saver"  current  in  the 
United  States: 

Love  I  sit,  Love  I  stand, 
Love  I  hold  in  my  right  hand, 
Love  I  see  in  yonder  tree, 
I  see  Love,  but  he  don't  see  me. 

Answer — A  man  had  a  dog  named  Love.  He  killed  the  dog,  sat 
on  some  of  it,  stood  on  some  of  it,  had  blood  on  his  hand,  and  a 
piece  of  it  was  in  the  tree. 


100  Kansas  Folklore 

The  custom  of  posing  riddles,  either  as  a  pastime  or  for  a 
serious  purpose,  seems  almost  to  have  disappeared  from  Ameri- 
can folk  tradition,  but  a  knowledge  of  riddles  has  not.  At  least 
not  quite,  since  riddle  collections  appear  frequently  in  current 
folklore  periodicals.  The  twenty-five  riddles  included  here  were 
collected  in  1957  at  Kansas  State  College,  Manhattan,  Kansas, 
from  a  class  of  nine  students.  The  students  were  merely  asked  to 
write  down  the  riddles  they  knew;  they  were  unaware  that  they 
were  about  to  study  them.  The  results  were  surprising  and  are 
presented  to  demonstrate  in  a  small  way  that  riddles  are  alive 
today  in  oral  tradition. 

[The  numbers  after  the  answers  to  the  riddles  refer  to  the 
names  of  contributors,  listed  at  the  end  of  this  section.  Arrange- 
ment follows  that  of  Volume  I,  The  Frank  C.  Brown  Collection 
of  North  Carolina  Folklore.  Riddles  which  also  appear  in  North 
Carolina  Folklore  are  noted  by  cross  reference.] 

Comparisons  to  Living  Creatures 

1.  What  has  legs  but  cannot  walk?    (Table)    4. 

2.  What  has  eyes  but  cannot  see?    (Potato)    4. 

3.  What  walks  on  four  legs  in  the  morning,  two  at  noon,  and 
three  at  night?    (Man)    1. 

Cf.  Brown,  No.  5. 

4.  What  runs  all  over  the  sink  but  has  no  legs?    (Water)    6. 

5.  What  goes  all  over  the  United  States  but  doesn't  move? 

(Roads)    1. 

6.  What  runs  all  over  the  yard,  comes  up  to  the  door,  but  never 
comes  in?    (Path)    1. 

Cf.  Brown,  No.  9c. 

Comparisons  to  a  Person 

7.  Old  Mother  Twichit  has  but  one  eye 
And  a  long  tail  which  she  lets  fly; 
Every  time  she  goes  through  a  gap 

A  bit  of  her  tail  she  leaves  in  a  trap. 
(Needle  and  thread)    5. 

8.  Little  Nancy  Etticoat  in  her  short  petticoat 
The  longer  she  stands,  the  shorter  she  grows. 


Proverbs  and  Riddles  101 

(Candle)    2. 

Cf.  Brown,  No.  40. 

Comparisons  to  a  Thing 
9.  Down  in  the  field  stands  a  green  house; 

Inside  the  green  house  there  is  a  white  house, 
Inside  the  white  house  there  is  a  red  house, 
Inside  the  red  house  there  are  a  lot  of  little 

negroes  swimming. 
(Watermelon)    2. 
Cf.  Brown,  No.  56b.  Var. 

Enumeration  of  Comparisons 

10.  Round  as  an  apple,  deep  as  a  cup; 
All  the  King's  horses  can't  pull  it  up. 

(A  well)    2. 

Cf.  Brown,  No.  68. 

11.  As  deep  as  the  ocean,  as  full  as  a  cup; 
All  the  King's  horses  can  not  pull  it  up. 

(A  well)    3. 
Cf.  Brown,  Nos.  71-73.  Vars. 

12.  Round  as  a  biscuit,  busy  as  a  bee; 
What  in  the  world  can  this  thing  be? 

(Watch)    5. 
Cf.  Brown,  Nos..  67-73.  Vars. 

Description  of  the  Parts  of  an  Object 

13.  What  is  round  at  both  ends  and  high  in  the  middle? 

(Ohio)    3. 
Cf.  Brown,  No.  80. 

Description  in  Terms  of  Colors 

14.  What  is  black  and  white  and  red  all  over? 

(Newspaper)    5;  8;  9;  6. 
Cf.  Brown,  No.  85. 

Description  in  Terms  of  a  Scene 

15.  Upon  the  hill  there  is  a  mill, 
Around  the  mill  there  is  a  walk; 


102  Kansas  Folklore 

Under  the  walk  there  is  a  key — name  it. 
(Milwaukee)    2;  5. 

Arithmetical  Puzzles 

16.  As  I  was  walking  to  St.  Ives, 

I  met  a  man  with  seven  wives. 
Each  wife  had  seven  kids, 
Each  kid  had  seven  kites, 
How  many  were  going  to  St.  Ives? 
(One,  only  me)    5. 
Cf.  Brown,  No.  123,  Var. 

17.  How  long  is  a  string? 

(Twice  the  distance  from  the  middle  to  one  end)  8. 

Spelling  and  Letter  Riddles 

18.  Railroad  crossing,  look  out  for  the  cars. 
Can  you  spell  that  without  any  R's? 

(That)    5. 
Cf.  Brown,  No.  133.  Var.  it. 

19.  Nebuchadnezzar,  King  of  the  Jews, 
Spell  it  with  two  letters, 

And  I'll  give  you  my  shoes. 

(It)    5. 

Cf.  Brown,  No.  132c.  Var. 

"What?"  Riddles 

20.  What  does  a  negro  have  that  will  kill  a  cow? 

(Black  leg)    8. 

21.  What  goes  'round  in  button? 

(Buttin)    5. 

22.  What  is  the  longest  word  in  the  English  language? 

(Smiles,  it's  a  mile  between  s  and  s)    3. 

"Who?"  Riddles 

23.  If  a  man  and  woman  are  walking  down  the  street  and  the 
man's  hat  blows  off,  who  should  go  get  it? 

(The  woman,  because  women  always  go  first)    9. 


Proverbs  and  Riddles  103 

Catches 

24.  If  a  train  going  south,  then  west,  switches  to  the  north — 
which  way  will  the  smoke  blow? 

(The  way  the  wind  is  blowing)    7. 

25.  How  far  can  you  go  into  the  forest? 
(Half  way)    8. 

Names  of  Contributors  with  County  Residence  and  Ancestry 

1.  William  Cox,  age  22,  Butler  County  (German-English- 
Irish)  2.  Mrs.  Virginia  Griswold,  age  43,  Marshall  County 
(Scotch-Irish)  3.  Carole  Holmquist,  age  21,  Reno  County 
(Swedish)  4.  Barbara  Kethcart,  age  20,  Mitchell  County  (Scotch- 
Irish  and  French-Canadian)  5.  Mrs.  Margaret  Lederer,  age  27, 
Dickinson  County  (German  and  Welsh-Irish)  6.  Dorothy  Lind- 
quist,  age  30,  Marshall  County  (English  and  Swedish)  7.  Wil- 
liam McCormick,  age  23,  Riley  County  (Scotch-Irish)  8.  Don  B. 
Porter,  age  24,  Neosho  County  (German-English-French-Dutch) 
9.  Lee  Ann  Riggs,  age  21,  Jackson  County   (Welsh-English) 


DIALECT 

Charles  Burgess 

Kansas  State  College  of  Pittsburg 


Over  the  past  seventy  years,  beginning  with  W.  H.  Carruth's 
contributions  in  the  1890's,  there  have  been  many  studies  of  the 
language  used  in  Kansas.  Some  were  based  on  observation,  others 
on  newspapers  or  other  printed  sources;  some  were  broadly 
general,  others  focused  on  a  particular  type  of  vocabulary;  but 
despite  difference  in  method,  all  reported  usages  which  the 
authors  considered  nonstandard.  Since  the  present  study  of  such 
locutions  is  based  on  a  score  of  earlier  books  and  articles  as  well 
as  on  my  own  observations,  I  begin  by  listing  the  works  to  which 
I  shall  refer.1  The  abbreviations  used  hereafter  are  given  at  the 
left. 

Be  Bell,  Ruth  Elizabeth.  "Some  Contributions  to  the  Study  of 
Kansas  Vocabulary."  Unpublished  Master's  thesis,  University 
of  Kansas,  1929. 

Bu  Burnham,  Josephine  M.  "Some  Observations  of  Middle- 
western  Speech,"  Dialect  Notes,  V  (1926),  391-396. 

Ca  I  Carruth,  W.  H.  "Dialect  Word  List,"  Kansas  University 
Quarterly,  I  (1892-3) ,  95-100. 

Ca  II  Carruth,  W.  H.  "Dialect  Word  List  II,"  Kansas  University 
Quarterly,!  (1892-3),  133-142. 

I  Other  works  of  special  value  to  those  interested  in  Kansas  speech: 
Burnham,   Josephine   M.   "Three   Hard-worked   Suffixes,"   American   Speech, 

II  (1927) ,  244-246. 

Carruth,   W.    H.   "The    Language    Used    to    Domesticate    Animals,"   Dialect 

Notes,  I    (1892)  ,  263-268. 
Pingry,   Carl,   and   Vance   Randolph.   "Kansas   University   Slang,"   American 

Speech,  III    (1928) ,  218-221. 
Ruppenthal,  J.  C.  "Jottings  from  Kansas,"  Dialect  Notes,  V    (1923)  ,  245. 
Ruppenthal,  J.  C,  and  G.  D.  Chase.   "Russian   Words   in   Kansas,"  Dialect 

Notes,  IV    (1914) ,  161-162. 

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Fr  Froom,  Esther  P.  "The  Diction  of  the  Newton  Kansan  from 
August  22,  1872,  to  August  14,  1873."  Unpublished  Master's 
thesis,  University  of  Kansas,  1936. 

Ha  Hammond,  Geraldine  Elizabeth.  "A  Study  of  the  Diction  of 
the  Lawrence  Republican,  May  28  to  August  13,  1857."  Un- 
published Master's  thesis,  University  of  Kansas,  1932. 

Po  Pound,  Louise.  "Intentional  Mispronunciations  in  the  Cen- 
tral West,"  Dialect  Notes,  V    (1922),  133-138. 

Ra  I  Randolph,  Vance.  "Wet  Words  in  Kansas,"  American 
Speech,  IV  (1929) ,  385-389. 

Ra  II  Randolph,  Vance,  and  George  P.  Wilson.  Down  in  the 
Holler:  A  Gallery  of  Ozark  Folk  Speech.  Norman:  University 
of  Oklahoma  Press,  1953. 

Ru  I  Ruppenthal,  J.  C.  "A  Word  List  from  Kansas,"  Dialect 
Notes,  IV  (1914),  101-114. 

Ru  II  Ruppenthal,  J.  C.  "A  Word  List  from  Kansas  (II) ," 
Dialect  Notes,  IV   (1914),  319-331. 

Sa  I  Sackett,  Samuel  J.  "A  Kansas  Glossary"  (a  four-page  list 
compiled  from  works  by  Kansas  authors  1890-1920) .  Type- 
script   in    the    Fort    Hays    Kansas   State    College    Library. 

Sa  II  Sackett,  Samuel  J.  "An  Expression  I  Hear  Often  Any 
More,"  Word  Study,  December,  1957,  p.  4. 

We  Wentworth,  Harold.  American  Dialect  Dictionary.  New 
York:  Thomas  Y.  Crowell,  1944. 

Wy  Wyatt,  P.  J.  "I'm  Not  Selling  Anything."  Unpublished 
Master's  thesis,  Indiana  University,  1957.  Typescript  in  the 
Indiana  University  Library;  microfilm  copy  in  the  University 
of  Kansas  Library;  photocopy  in  the  Fort  Hays  Kansas  State 
College  Library. 

When  these  studies  are  compared  with  similar  compilations 
made  in  other  regions  of  the  United  States,  it  becomes  im- 
mediately apparent  that  few,  if  any,  of  the  words  and  expressions 
included  are  peculiar  to  Kansas.  Kansans  themselves  do  not  feel 
that  they  have  any  distinctive  language  traits;  so  far  as  they  are 
concerned,  they  just  talk  natural.  And  in  truth  it  is  not  always 
easy  to  recognize  a  Kansan  by  listening  to  him  talk.  All  the 
sounds  and  cadences  of  the  upper  Middle  West  may  be  heard  in 
the  speech  of  some  residents  of  the  state;  but  there  are  those 


106  Kansas  Folklore 

whose  language  is  so  similar  to  that  of  the  Ozarks  that  it  might 
be  mountain  speech,  and  there  are  others  whose  language  be- 
longs to  the  Southwest.  Moreover,  people  who  come  from  the 
same  section  of  the  state  do  not  necessarily  talk  alike.  From  the 
very  beginning  of  its  settlement,  Kansas  was  crisscrossed  with 
different  language  groups,  one  result  being  that  even  today  there 
are  localities  where  speech  habits  are  at  variance  with  those  of 
neighboring  communities.  Nevertheless,  although  few  originated 
in  the  state  or  are  unique  to  it,  there  are  characteristic  words, 
expressions,  and  usages,  some  of  them  dating  back  to  territorial 
days,  that  are  widely  current  in  Kansas  and  that  are  not  often 
found  in  written  American  English. 

Place-names  and  some  of  the  vocabulary  used  in  territorial 
days  in  Kansas  reflect  the  early  settlers'  contact  with  the  races 
and  nationalities  which  were  there  before  them — the  Indians, 
French,  and  Spanish.  The  name  of  the  state  itself  comes  from 
that  of  an  Indian  tribe,  the  Kansa.  Many  towns,  counties,  and 
rivers  bear  names  associated  with  the  native  tribes — Wichita, 
Pawnee  Rock,  Osage  City,  Comanche  County,  the  Kaw  River, 
the  Republican  River  (named  for  the  Pitahauerat  or  Republi- 
can Pawnee) ,  etc.  Place-names  in  the  state  also  derive  from  the 
names  of  tribes  which  migrated  or  were  moved  to  Kansas  as 
their  hunting  grounds  farther  east  became  settled  by  white  men 
— Ottawa,  Lenape,  Pottawatomie  County,  Wyandotte  County, 
Shawnee  County,  Wabaunsee  County  (named  for  a  chief  of  the 
Pottawatomi  tribe) ,  etc.  Some  ordinary  words  also  come  from  In- 
dian languages.  While  most  of  these,  like  moccasin  and  hominy, 
probably  entered  Kansas  with  immigrants  from  the  older  states, 
at  least  one  Indian  word  may  have  been  added  to  the  English 
vocabulary  in  Kansas:  in  Osage  County  the  Sac  word  for  wigwam, 
wic-i-up,  was  said  to  be  in  common  use  among  whites  (Ca  II, 
142). 

Words  borrowed  from  the  French  traders  who  were  active  in 
eastern  Kansas  at  an  early  time  include  chute,  which  meant  a 
bypass  in  a  river  or  side  channel  (Be,  132) ,  and  bois  d'arc  (lit- 
erally, "bow  wood") ,  pronounced  bodark,  which  became  a 
common  name  for  the  Osage  orange  or  hedge  tree  (Be,  23) .  Al- 
though more  Spanish  words  were  taken  over  than  French,  prob- 
ably most  of  them  entered  Kansas  speech  from  the  cattle-raising 


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states  to  the  south  and  southwest  rather  than  from  direct  contact 
with  Spanish-speaking  people.  Savvy  (Ca  II,  141)  from  saber, 
"to  know";  lariat  or  lariette  (Be,  71)  from  la  reata,  "the  rope"; 
calaboose  (Fr,  32)  from  calabozo,  "jail";  vamoose,  from  vamos, 
"we  go";  and  ranch,  from  rancho,  "farm" — these  are  but  a  few 
of  the  words  of  Spanish  origin  in  common  use  in  Kansas  today. 
In  addition  there  are  English  expressions  which  may  be  transla- 
tions of  Spanish  idiom.  For  example,  in  1893  Professor  Carruth 
of  the  University  of  Kansas  reported  the  use  of  the  adjective 
skin-full,  meaning  "drunk"  (Ca  II,  142) .  Similarly  the  Spanish 
adjective  borracho,  meaning  "drunk,"  is  related  to  the  colloquial 
noun  borracha,  meaning  "wine  skin,"  and  conveys  something 
of  the  same  connotation  as  the  adjective  reported  by  Professor 
Carruth.  This  resemblance  may,  however,  be  owing  to  no  more 
than  coincidence. 

The  great  majority  of  the  words  and  expressions  cited  in  the 
sources  on  which  this  study  is  based  were  brought  from  the  older 
states  and  are  of  English  origin.  Some  of  these  usages  are  no 
longer  current  in  standard  English.  I  remember  hearing  one 
woman  in  Pittsburg  describe  a  coverlid  (coverlet) ;  she  told  how 
the  wool  had  been  dyed  with  indigo  (blue) ,  with  hedge  chips 
(orange-yellow) ,  and  with  walnut  hulls  and  chamber  lye 
(brown) .  Chamber  lye  is  a  euphemistic  term  for  urine.  Shake- 
speare has  one  of  his  characters  use  this  expression,  saying, 
".  .  .  your  Chamber-lye  breeds  Fleas"  (/  King  Henry  IV,  II,  i, 
23) .  Fice  and  feisty  are  other  words  with  a  long  history. 

Another  survival  from  early  usage  is  archaic  preterites.  For 
example,  sometimes  Kansans  use  the  past  participle,  as  in  "I 
done  it"  (Bu,  396)  or  "I  run  home  after  the  bacon."  Taken  is 
substituted  for  took  (Bu,  396) .  Sometimes  a  form  completely 
nonstandard  is  used,  as  drug  for  dragged  (Bu,  397) ;  ailted  for 
ailed,  as  in  "What  ailted  him?"  (Ru  I,  102) ;  or  attacted  for  at- 
tacked (Bu,  395) . 

Other  nonstandard  usages  are  heard  in  Kansas.  Anymore, 
hardly,  and  scarcely  are  used  otherwise  than  in  general  Ameri- 
can speech;  anymore  is  heard  in  Kansas  in  affirmative  as  well  as 
in  negative  statements  (Sa  II,  4) ,  and  hardly  and  scarcely  find 
their  way  into  negative  statements  as  well  as  affirmative  (Bu, 
394) .  Thus  we  might  have  a  sentence  like:  "I'm  so  busy  anymore 


108  Kansas  Folklore 

I  don't  hardly  have  a  chance  to  say  hello."  That  serves  for  so 
in  such  expressions  as  "He's  that  sick  he  can't  speak"  (Ca  II, 
142) .  Want  does  double  duty  on  occasion:  in  expressions  like 
"He  wants  in"  or  "The  dog  wants  out"  it  means  not  just  wants 
but  wants  to  be  or  wants  to  come  or  wants  to  go  (Bu,  395;  Ca 
II,  142) . 

There  are  other  and  more  imaginative  divergencies.  Louise 
Pound  has  written  of  some  of  the  deliberate  mispronunciations 
of  words  in  the  central  West  (Po,  133) .  We  may  regard  as  ex- 
amples such  terms  as  Sandy  Kitty  used  playfully  for  Kansas  City 
(Ru  HI,  246)  ;  diffe  bitterence  for  bit  of  difference  (Ru  III, 
245)  ;  pettibockers,  a  combination  of  petticoat  and  knickerbock- 
ers, used  as  the  name  of  a  loose  undergarment  for  girls 
(Ru  III,  245)  ;  and  diangling,  a  combination  of  diagonal  and 
angle,  used  in  such  a  sentence  as  "He  went  diangling  across  the 
field"    (Ru  I,  105) . 

This  kind  of  fiddling  with  words  is  not  the  only  linguistic 
activity  of  the  Kansas  folk  imagination.  Kansas  speech  is  rich 
in  metaphors,  original  as  well  as  traditional.  Expressions  like  the 
following  seem  typical: 

There  must  be  a  bug  under  the  chip  (Ru  I,  104)  :  There's 
something  which  doesn't  appear  on  the  surface. 

Go  up  the  spout    (Wy,  173)  :  Get  excited. 

The  old  woman's  plucking  her  geese  (Wy,  173)  :  It's  snowing. 

A  toad  on  a  tussock    (Ca  I,  100)  :  Dead,  lifeless. 

As  big  a  fool  as  Thompson's  colt  (Ru  II,  330)  :  Wholly  with- 
out judgment. 

He  couldn't  cut  mustard:  He  can't  quite  do  anything;  he's  not 
very  clever. 

/  couldn't  carry  a  tune  if  it  was  tied  up  in  a  sack  (Wy,  174)  : 
I  can't  sing. 

Beat  the  devil  around  the  stump  (Ru  I,  103)  :  To  accomplish 
one's  purpose  while  saving  one's  conscience  by  indirection. 
"Calling  these  doings  parties  instead  of  dances  is  just  beating 
the  devil  around  the  stump." 

To  give  the  mitten  (Sa  I,  2)  :  To  terminate  an  engagement, 
to  "give  the  cold  shoulder"  to  "give  the  brush-off."  Girls  at 
one  time  used  to  knit  miniature  mittens  to  give  their  boy 


Dialect  109 

friends  as  a  means  of  informing  them  that  the  romance  was 
officially  over.  Vance  Randolph  reports  a  similar  custom  in 
the  Ozarks:  "Sack:  v.  t.  to  refuse,  to  dismiss.  Will  Sharp 
(Springfield,  Mo.,  News,  May  31,  1941)  says  that  girls  used 
to  knit  a  tiny  sack  and  send  it  to  a  boy,  as  a  sign  that  they 
wanted  no  more  of  his  attentions"  (Ra  II,  280) . 
It  would  make  a  dog  puke:  An  emphatic  expression  used  to 
describe  something  particularly  disagreeable.  I  heard  a 
woman  who  has  spent  the  last  eighty  years  in  the  south- 
eastern part  of  the  state  use  this  expression  most  effectively. 
She  said  of  her  daughter's  cooking,  "She  gaums  up  messes 
as  ud  puke  a  dog."  This  statement  also  makes  use  of  two 
other  terms,  the  meanings  of  which  are  ambiguous  in  Kansas 
usage.  Gaum  means  "to  soil"  or  "to  gum"  as  well  as  "to  put 
together"  or  "to  mix."  A  mess  may  be  "a  quantity  of  food 
for  a  meal"  (as  in  "a  mess  of  greens")  or  "a  hodgepodge," 
"a  disagreeable  mixture."  The  last  few  words  of  the  quota- 
tion, however,  set  unmistakably  the  direction  of  the  old 
lady's  thought. 

A  KANSAS  GLOSSARY 

This  glossary  will  consist  chiefly  of  a  selection  of  words  from 
the  articles  and  theses  listed  on  pages  123-125.  Expressions  which 
have  previously  been  mentioned  are  not  included.  The  criterion 
by  which  the  items  have  been  chosen  was  purely  subjective;  I 
have  picked  words  which  appealed  to  me  as  unusual,  colorful, 
or  characteristic.  The  glossary  is  divided  into  two  sections:  first, 
words  which  are  no  longer  in  common  use,  so  far  as  I  have  been 
able  to  determine;  and  second,  words  for  whose  currency  I  can 
vouch.  In  the  second  section  I  have  indicated  where  the  terms 
have  been  previously  reported,  but  I  have  not  hesitated  to  modify 
the  definitions  when  required  by  usage  as  I  found  it. 

Section   1 

Breaker  (Be,  25)  n.  A  breaking  plow,  as  contrasted  with  a  stir- 
ring plow;  a  plow  for  breaking  the  prairie  for  the  first  time. 

Bull  whacker  (Be,  25)  n.  The  driver  of  a  team  of  oxen  in  the 
freighting  business. 


110  Kansas  Folklore 

Calamity-ites  (Ca  II,  138)  n.  Opposition  name  for  members  of 
the  People's  party. 

Carpet  sack    (Be,  41)    n.  A  carpetbag   (cf.  Ha,  28) . 

Coracle  (Be,  47)  n.  A  boat  made  by  stretching  hides  over  a  frame- 
work of  poles.    (Also  called  a  bouco.) 

County  seat  war  (Be,  49)  n.  A  sharp  rivalry  between  two  towns 
of  a  county  to  obtain  the  distinction  of  having  the  county 
court  and  other  county  offices  located  there. 

Dodger   (Ha,  44)    n.  A  kind  of  corn  bread. 

Doggery  (Ha,  44)  n.  A  low  drinking  saloon. 

Exoduster  (Be,  56)  n.  An  ex-slave  who  came  to  Kansas  in  the 
great  exodus  from  the  South  in  1879.  [This  term  was  again 
applied  to  those  who  left  the  "dust  bowl"  in  the  '30's.] 

Grasshoppers,  the  (Be,  61)  n.  Several  years  in  the  1870's  re- 
membered on  account  of  the  destruction  of  crops  by  swarms 
of  grasshoppers.  [The  term  grasshopper  years  was  perhaps 
more  common.] 

Hair  flowers  n.  Strands  of  human  hair  twisted  and  tied  so  as  to 
represent  flowers.  [Hair  wreaths  were  made  of  hair  flowers 
and  often  used,  framed,  as  wall  decorations.] 

Jayhawk    (Be,  68)    v.  To  go  on  a  marauding  expedition. 

Jayhawker  (Be,  68)  n.  Applied  first  to  guerilla  fighters  in  the 
free  state  struggle  and  now  applied  to  all  Kansans. 

Literary  (Ru  I,  325)  n.  "A  kind  of  literary  society  or  club;  a 
gathering  of  persons,  esp.  in  rural  districts  at  the  schoolhouse, 
nearly  always  in  winter,  and  in  the  evening,  where  a  program 
is  presented,  such  as  reciting  or  declaiming  poetry  or  prose 
selections,  reading  selections,  engaging  in  dialogues  (com- 
mitted to  memory)  ;  debating  propositions,  reading  original 
papers,  essays,  etc.  Sometimes  contests  in  spelling  are  included 
and  even  burlesque  trials." 

Lo  (Sa  I,  3)  n.  An  Indian,  from  Pope's  line  in  the  "Essay  on 
Man,"  "Lo,  the  poor  Indian."  [This  unlikely  word  appears 
in  Margaret  Hill  McCarter's  novel,  Widening  Waters.  It  was 
evidently  not  uncommon.  It  is  also  used  by  Joseph  G.  McCoy 
in  his  Historic  Sketches  of  the  Cattle  Trade,  Kansas  City, 
1874.  Poor  Lo  and  Mr.  Lo  are  variations.] 

Mule-skinner  (Be,  77)  n.  The  driver  of  a  team  of  mules. 


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Paper  town  n.  A  town  projected  but  not  inhabited.  "It's  not 
simply  a  paper  town"   (Ha,  116) . 

Polly-fox  (Ru  I,  111)  v.  To  quibble  or  equivocate.  "Judge 
Stewart  calls  the  lawyers  down  when  they  polly-fox  in  a  case." 

Quill-wheel  (Ca  I,  98)  n.  A  rattletrap  wagon. 

Seraphine  (Be,  89)  n.  A  musical  instrument,  a  small  organ. 

Sod  house   (Be,  96)    n.  A  house  built  of  sods. 

Timber  claim  (Be,  105)  n.  A  claim  taken  on  condition  of  plant- 
ing a  certain  acreage  of  trees.  Also  called  tree  claim. 

Section  2 

Angle  (Be,  14)  n.  A  diagonal  road  from  one  section  line  road 
to  another. 

Bealing  (Ru  I,  103)  n.  Boil,  gathering.  "The  baby's  got  heal- 
ings about  his  back." 

Beggar's  lice  (Be,  161)  n.  The  name  of  a  weed  having  seed  which 
clings  to  clothing. 

Big  bug  (Ca  II,  137;  Fr,  13)  n.  A  prominent  person,  a  "big  shot." 

Black  jack  (Be,  161)  n.  A  kind  of  scrubby  oak  found  generally 
in  northeastern  Kansas  and  occasionally  in  other  parts  of  the 
state. 

Blinky  (Be,  201)  adj.  Applied  to  milk  that  is  just  beginning  to 
sour. 

Blue  John  (Be,  201-202)  n.  Milk  which  has  had  every  particle  of 
butterfat  removed.  [Blinky  blue  John  in  southeast  Kansas.] 

Blues  (Fr,  16)  n.  Low  spirits.  "Those  nervous  people  .  .  .  get- 
ting the  blues  over  the  weather.  .  .  ." 

Bogus  (Be,  128)   adj.  Spurious,  sham. 

Bottom  (Be,  128)  n.  The  low-lying  land  along  a  creek  or  river; 
including  both  that  subject  to  inundation,  and  that  farther 
removed.  [Bottoms,  plural.] 

Branch  (Be,  130)  n.  A  stream.  Branch-water  is  distinguished 
from  well-water. 

Browse  (Ha,  23)  n.  Whatever  feed  cattle  find.  Grass,  leaves,  any 
vegetation.  "Part  of  the  stock  lived  upon  browse." 

Bushwhack  (Ru  I,  104)  v.  To  borrow  with  intent  to  return. 
"Somebody  bushwhacked  my  plow."  [To  bushwhack  some- 
times means  to  steal.] 


112  Kansas  Folklore 

Butter  and  eggs  (Be,  167)  n.  A  plant,  Linaria  vulgaris,  having 
flowers  shaped  somewhat  like  those  of  the  snapdragon  in  two 
shades  of  yellow.  Well  known  in  Kansas. 

Cagey,  cajy  (Ru  II,  321)  adj.  Having  sexual  desire.  "The  stal- 
lion is  quite  cajy  after  seeing  a  mare  go  by." 

Cahoots  (Ca  II,  138)   n.  Collusion,  partnership. 

Camps  n.  Small  communities,  once  mining  towns,  in  Crawford 
and  Cherokee  counties. 

Caterwampus  (Ru  I,  104)  adv.  Awry;  not  straight.  "He  had  the 
covers  on  all  caterwampus."  "He  came  caterwampus  across  the 
street." 

Chimly  n.  Chimney.  [A  woman  remembers  that  as  a  child  in 
Pittsburg  she  learned  that  "children  who  said  chimly  came 
from  homes  that  weren't  so  nice."] 

Chuck  (Be,  207)  v.  To  put  a  wedge  under  a  wagon  wheel  to 
keep  the  wagon  from  rolling. 

Clabber  cheese  (Be,  208)  n.  Sometimes  used  for  cheese  made 
from  clabber,  commonly  called  cottage  cheese. 

Coddy  (Ca  I,  96)  adj.  Unconventional  or  out  of  fashion.  [Of  a 
woman  who  wore  a  long  evening  dress  to  go  shopping  in  the 
afternoon,  another  woman  says,  "They  always  were  a  little 
coddy."] 

Commit  (Wy,  173)   v.  Commit  to  memory. 

Cool  (Ca  II,  138)  adj.  Complete,  unqualified.  "A  cool  thousand." 

Count  ties  (Ca  II,  138)  v.  To  walk  on  a  railroad  track. 

Coverlid   (Be,  212)    n.  A  coverlet. 

Cow  toivn  (Be,  50)  n.  A  town  such  as  Abilene  on  the  Union 
Pacific  or  Dodge  City  on  the  Santa  Fe  from  which  were 
shipped  the  cattle  from  the  great  ranges  of  the  west.  These 
towns  are  still  often  called  cow  towns. 

Cracklings  (Be,  213)  n.  The  residue  left  after  the  rendering  of 
lard. 

Crawl  (Ca  I,  95)  v.  To  try  to  escape  from  embarrassing  situa- 
tions without  admitting  one's  mistake.  [Also,  "We  wiggled  out" 
or  "He  wrinkled  out."] 

Devil's  darning  needle  (Be,  173)  n.  A  dragonfly  with  transparent 
iridescent  wings.  [Also  called  snake  doctor  and  snake  feeder.] 

Dip  n.  Gravy.  "Give  me  some  dip  on  my  bread  too." 


Dialect  113 

Dodger  n.  A  handbill.  "He  stood  on  the  corner  handing  out 

dodgers." 
Draw  (Ca  II,  138;  Be,  137)   n.  A  depression  in  a  field  or  prairie. 
Feisty  adj.    (applied  to  girls) .  Wild — not  in  the  sense  of  being 

"bad  tempered,"  as  sometimes  the  word  is  used  in  the  South 

— saucy  or  overflirtatious. 
Fice  n.  A  cantankerous  and  nasty  dog;  one  that's  "snippy." 
Fizzle  out  (Ca  II,  139)  v.  To  run  out,  to  fail. 
Fleas  in  one's  nose  (Ru  I,  106)  n.  phr.  Chimerical  notions. 
Folks  (Be,  223)  n.  Commonly  used  for  parents. 
Force  n.  Worth;  value.  "He's  not  of  much  force." 
Gas  (Ca  II,  139)  v.  and  n.  Unnecessary  or  insolent  talk;  as,  "He's 

been  gassing  away  all  the  evening." 
Gaum   (Ru  I,  106)   v.  Gum.  [This  has  a  common  meaning  also 

of  "mix"  or  "put  together."] 
Glass  snake  (Be,  176)   n.  A  snake  which,  when  struck,  breaks  in 

two  as  if  made  of  glass.  [It  is  supposed  to  be  able  to  rejoin 

itself.] 
Go-devil  (Be,  225)  n.  A  hay  rake,  sometimes  called  a  sweep  rake. 
Gumbo  (Ca  I,  97;  Be,  228)  v.  A  peculiar,  puttylike,  dark  soil. 
Hedge   (Be,  178)   n.  The  common  name  for  the  Osage  orange, 

which  has  been  frequently  used  as  a  hedge. 
Hedge  chips  n.  Chips  of  wood  from  Osage  orange.  Said  to  pro- 
duce an  orange  dye  when  boiled  in  water. 
Hornswoggle   (Ca  I,  97)   v.  Discomfit.  "I'll  be  hornswoggled  if 

I'll  do  it." 
Jim-jams   (Ca  II,  140)    n.  Delirium  tremens. 
Jimson  powder  n.  A  powder  prepared  with  ginseng.  [I  heard  a 

country  man  ask  for  this  in  a  Pittsburg  drugstore — for  a  baby 

with  "healings  about  his  back."] 
Little  bitty    (Bu,  394)    adj.  Little.  "My  mother's  a  little  bitty 

woman." 
Land  office  business  (Be,  71)  n.  A  rushing  business,  referring  to 

the  rush  at  government  land  offices  when  public  land  was  of- 
fered for  sale. 
Light  bread  (Be,  239;  Ru  II,  325)  n.  Bread  leavened  with  yeast. 

[An  old  man  says,  "Oh  how  I  remember  that  country  light 

bread  and  fresh  churned  butter."] 


114  Kansas  Folklore 

Morish  adj.  Part  of  the  expression  "morish  taste,"  meaning  "It 
has  a  taste  that  makes  you  want  more."  ["Has  it  got  a  morish 
taste?"  asks  a  lady  offering  a  second  piece  of  cake.] 

Newby  n.  A  kind  of  light  shawl.  [A  woman  in  her  eighties,  try- 
ing to  remember  the  story  of  "Young  Charlotte,"  says,  "All 
she  put  on  was  her  newby."] 

Pie  plant  (Be,  184)  n.  A  name  for  rhubarb  common  in  south- 
eastern Kansas. 

Porched  eggs   (Wy,  173)    n.  Poached  eggs. 

Pud  n.  and  adj.  A  cinch,  an  easy  job.  Applied  to  certain  courses 
by  students.  "Take  that — it's  a  pud." 

Pull  up  stakes  (Be,  86)  v.  phr.  To  change  the  location  of  one's 
residence. 

Pussy  (We,  485)  adj.  Pursy,  fat,  short-winded.  "One  of  these  men 
is  old,  short,  and  pussy."  "He  was  real  pussy"    (Ha,  129) . 

Rosinweed  (Be,  188)  n.  A  sticky  plant  having  bright  yellow 
flowers.  Called  rosinweed  because  of  a  resinous  substance 
exuded  by  the  stem.  [The  gum  was  said  to  be  gathered  by 
children  for  chewing.] 

Scrooch,  scrooge   (Ca  I,  98)   v.  To  cringe. 

Section  road  n.  A  road  on  a  section  boundary.  Usually  applied  to 
an  unpaved  or  country  road,  a  back  road.  A  road  is  only  called 
a  section  road  when  it  isn't  anything  more  important. 

Shake  (Be,  90)  n.  A  rough  slab  about  thirty-two  inches  long, 
riven  from  a  log  and  used  variously  as  a  shingle  or  as  clap- 
boarding. 

Skads  (Ca  I,  98)  n.  Great  quantities,  as,  "skads  of  money." 

Snake  fence  (Be,  93)  n.  A  zigzag  rail  fence. 

Squaunch-wise  adj.  and  adv.  At  an  angle,  catter-corner,  "cater- 
wampus."    [In    southeast   Kansas    the    term   is  slaunch-wise.] 

Stirring  plow  (Be,  103)  n.  A  plow  with  a  shorter  mold  board 
than  that  of  the  breaking  plow.  The  stirring  plow  is  the 
ordinary  kind  of  plow. 

Stoga  (Ca  II,  142)  n.  A  sort  of  boot,  also  a  kind  of  cigar.  "A 
handful  of  salt  .  .  .  and  a  good  pair  of  stoga  boots  is  about 
the  ammunition  necessary"  (Fr,  254) .  [Also  stogy.] 

Whack   (Ca  II,  142)   n.  Gear;  as,  "The  clock  is  out  of  whack." 

White  mule  (Ru  I,  114;  Ra,  386)  n.  Any  colorless  whiskey  or 
alcohol  for  drinking. 


Dialect  115 

Whopper-jawed    adj.    Crooked,    awry,    askew.    [Also    whomper 
jaweJ.]    "It's   all   whopper-jawed;    windows   out   and   blinds 
a-slant  and  porch  floor  coming  in." 
Work  (Ca  II,  142)  v.  Dupe;  as,  "we  worked  him  for  a  five." 
Work  brickie   (Ru  I,  114)    adj.  phr.  Ready  to  work. 


FOLK  VERSE 


Parti 
Mary  Koch 


Folk  verse  collected  in  Kansas  includes  children's  rhymes, 
"made  poems"  of  a  moralistic  or  sentimental  nature  which  found 
their  way  into  oral  tradition,  autograph  album  verse,  and  "In 
Memoriam"  verse.  The  beginning  folklorist,  discovering  such 
poetry,  usually  does  not  recognize  it  as  being  of  any  worth  what- 
ever, for  it  is  almost  always  crude  both  in  content  and  form, 
obviously  lacking  in  literary  merit.  But  to  the  folklore  scholar  it 
is  valuable  as  another  in  the  long  list  of  folk  creations  for  which 
he  is  searching.  Accepting  the  crudities  and  vulgarities  of  the 
verse,  the  sentimentality  and  the  moralizing,  he  studies  it — its 
persistence,  its  diffusion,  its  infinite  variety — in  order  to  inter- 
pret the  life  and  culture  of  the  people  of  the  area. 

Among  the  most  accessible  and  intriguing  types  of  folk  verse 
are  children's  doggerel  and  jingles — skip-rope  rhymes,  count- 
ing-off  rhymes,  and  fragments  of  poetry  used  for  teasing,  divin- 
ing, tongue-twisting,  and  a  dozen  other  purposes.  To  determine 
who  shall  be  "it"  or  take  some  unwanted  part  in  a  game,  chil- 
dren universally  and  from  earliest  times  have  chanted  counting- 
out  rhymes,  sometimes  called  by  the  old  traditional  name, 
"rimbles."  On  school  playgrounds,  in  back  yards  and  alleys  they 
are  being  recited  today,  with  their  characteristic  rhythm  and 
"full  of  fossil  words  worn  smooth  by  much  repetition."  x  It  is  a 
commonplace  to  folklorists  that  "In  changed  but  recognizable 
sounds  children  have  unconsciously  preserved  .  .  .  passwords 
of  the  freemasons  of  the  Middle  Ages,  Sanskrit  sacred  symbols, 
secret  magic  formulas,  Irish  death-rimes  and  druid  exorcisms, 

1 C.  F.  Potter,  Standard  Dictionary  of  Folklore,  Mythology  and  Legend 
(New  York:  Funk  and  Wagnalls,  1949) ,  p.  254. 

116 


Folk  Verse  117 

Bible  characters  and  saints'  names,  Romany  gypsy  charms  and 
patter.  ...  It  is  certainly  possible  that  our  common  'Eenie, 
meenie,  miny,  mo'  is  a  descendant  of  an  ancient  magic  rime- 
charm  used  in  druid  times  to  choose  the  human  victims  to  be 
ferried  across  the  Menai  Strait  to  the  Isle  of  Mona  to  meet  a 
horrible  fate  under  the  Golden  Bough  of  the  sacred  mistletoe 
amid  the  holy  oaks."  2 

Skip-rope  rhymes  are  as  common  in  Kansas  as  they  are  over  the 
world,  and  in  them,  too,  can  be  recognized  words  and  sounds 
which  have  had  other  meanings  for  other  people  long  ago. 
Tongue-twisters,  teasing  rhymes,  and  divining  rhymes  are  all  to 
be  heard  wherever  children  are  at  play. 

"Grues,"  so  named  by  Robert  Louis  Stevenson,  are  short  poems 
of  a  gruesome  nature  about  the  terrible  fate  or  the  misadven- 
tures of  a  child  with  a  penchant  for  trouble.  They  run  in  cycles 
of  popularity. 

Little  Willie  on  the  track 
Didn't  hear  the  engine's  squeal. 
Now  the  engine's  coming  back 
Scraping  Willie  off  the  wheel. 

Recently  a  similar  type  has  appeared  in  prose  form,  the  so-called 
Little  Moron  or  Little  Audrey  stories.  For  example:  "Mother,  can 
I  go  out  and  play  with  grandpa?"  "No,  Audrey,  you've  dug  him 
up  twice  already  this  week." 

Following  is  a  sampling  of  the  various  types  of  children's 
rhymes,  all  within  my  own  memory,  all  found  in  Kansas  and  fa- 
miliar to  most  of  us. 


CHILDREN'S  RHYMES 

COUNTING-OUT   RHYMES 

Eenie,  meenie,  miny,  mo 
Catch  a  nigger  by  the  toe 
If  he  hollers,  let  him  go 
Eenie,  meenie,  miny,  mo 
O-U-T  spells  out  goes  she. 

2  Ibid.,  pp.  254-255,  340. 


118  Kansas  Folklore 

or 

Eenie,  meenie,  miny,  mo 
Catch  a  nigger  by  the  toe 
If  he  hollers,  make  him  pay 
Fifty  dollars  every  day. 

1,  2,  3,  4,  5,  6,  7 

All  good  children  go  to  heaven 

What  they  do  I  cannot  tell 

All  bad  children  go  to — 'way  down  yonder  in  the  cornfield. 


One  potato 
Two  potatoes 
Three  potatoes,  OR 
Four  potatoes 
Five  potatoes 
Six  potatoes,  NOR. 


Game  rhymes 


Ball  bouncing: 

One,  two,  buckle  my  shoe 
Three,  four,  shut  the  door 
Five,  six,  pick  up  sticks 
Seven,  eight,  lay  them  straight 
Nine,  ten,  big  fat  hen 
Eleven,  twelve,  dig  and  delve 
Thirteen,  fourteen,  maids  a-courting 
Fifteen,  sixteen,  maids  in  the  kitchen 
Seventeen,  eighteen,  maids  a-waiting 
Nineteen,  twenty,  my  plate's  empty. 

To  start  a  race: 
One  for  the  money 
Two  for  the  show 
Three  to  get  ready 
And  four  to  GO. 

For  a  pantomime  guessing  game: 
Here  we  come. 
Where  you  from? 
New  Orleans. 
What's  your  trade? 


Folk  Verse 

Lemonade. 

Show  me  some  if  you're  not  afraid. 


119 


Teasing  rhymes 


Johnny's  mad  and  I'm  glad 
And  I  know  what  will  please  him 
A  bottle  of  wine  to  make  him  shine 
And  Mary  Jones  to  squeeze  him. 

or 
Johnny's  mad  and  I'm  glad 
And  I  know  what  will  please  him 
A  bottle  of  ink  to  make  him  stink 
And  three  little  niggers  to  tease  him. 

Doctor,  doctor,  can  you  tell 
What  will  make  poor  Willie  well? 
He  is  sick  and  sure  to  die 
That  will  make  poor  Mary  cry. 

Cry,  baby,  cry 

Stick  your  finger  in  your  eye 

Tell  your  mother  it  wasn't  I. 

I  see  London  (Paris) 

I  see  France 

I  see  somebody's  underpants. 

Teacher,  teacher,  I  declare 
I  see  somebody's  underwear. 

Shame,  shame,  double  shame, 
Everybody  knows  your  name. 


Divination  rhymes 


Rich  man,  poor  man,  beggar  man,  thief, 
Doctor,  lawyer,  merchant,  chief, 
Tinker,  tailor,  soldier,  sailor. 


Charms 


Starlight,  Star  bright 
First  star  I  see  tonight 


120  Kansas  Folklore 

I  wish  I  may,  I  wish  I  might 
Have  the  wish  I  wish  tonight. 

When  a  lady-bug  lights  on  you: 
Lady-bug,  lady-bug,  fly  away  home 
Your  house  is  on  fire,  your  children  all  gone 
All  but  one,  her  name  is  Ann 
And  she  crept  under  the  pudding  pan. 

See  a  pin  and  pick  it  up 

All  the  day  you'll  have  good  luck 

See  a  pin  and  let  it  lay 

You'll  have  bad  luck  all  the  day. 

Step  on  a  crack 

You'll  break  your  mother's  back 

Step  on  a  hole 

You'll  break  your  mother's  sugar  bowl. 

"Smart-aleck"  rhymes 

What's  your  name? 

Puddin'  shane 

Ask  me  again  and  I'll  tell  you  the  same. 

What's  your  name? 

Puddin'  pie 

Ask  me  again  and  I'll  make  you  cry. 

What's  your  name? 

Tom  Brown 

Ask  me  again  and  I'll  knock  you  down. 


Recitations 


Mother,  mother,  mother,  pin  a  rose  on  me 
Two  little  boys  are  after  me 
One  is  blind  and  the  other  can't  see 
Mother,  mother,  mother,  pin  a  rose  on  me. 

Lemonade 

Made  in  the  shade 


Folk  Verse 

Stirred  with  a  spade 
By  an  old  maid. 

I  scream,  you  scream, 

We  all  scream  for  ice  cream. 

Catches,  sells 

There's  an  old  dead  horse  in  the  road. 

I  one  it 

You  two  it 

I  three  it 

You  four  it 

I  five  it 

You  six  it 

I  seven  it 

You  ate  it. 


121 


Derisive  rhymes 


No  more  pencils 
No  more  books 
No  more  teacher's 
Dirty  looks. 


Finger  rhymes 

This  little  pig  went  to  market 

This  little  pig  stayed  home 

This  little  pig  ate  roast  beef 

This  little  pig  had  none 

This  little  pig  said  "Wee,  wee,  wee"  all  the  way  home. 

This  is  the  church 
This  is  the  steeple 
Open  the  door 
And  out  come  the  people. 

Tickling  rhymes 

Eye  winker 
Tom  tinker 
Nose  dropper 
Mouth  eater 
Chin  chopper 
Gully,  gully,  gully. 


(tickling  under  chin) 


122  Kansas  Folklore 


Tongue  twisters 


Peter  Piper  picked  a  peck  of  pickled  peppers 
A  peck  of  pickled  peppers  Peter  Piper  picked 
If  Peter  Piper  picked  a  peck  of  pickled  peppers 
Where  is  the  peck  of  pickled  peppers  Peter 
Piper  picked? 


Friendship  verse 

If  you  love  me  like  I  love  you 
No  knife  can  cut  our  love  in  two. 

Miscellaneous  verse 

Open  your  mouth  and  shut  your  eyes 

And  I'll  give  you  something  to  make  you  wise. 

Good  night 

Sleep  tight 

Don't  let  the  bedbugs  bite. 

April  fool  is  coming  on 

And  you're  the  biggest  fool  in  town. 

April  fool  is  past 

And  you're  the  biggest  fool  at  last. 


ALBUM  VERSE 

The  memory  books  and  autograph  albums  of  our  childhood 
are  filled  with  folk  verses,  some  of  them  coming  unchanged 
through  three  or  four  generations.  The  following  are  all  taken 
from  an  autograph  album  which  belonged  to  George  Washing- 
ton Franklin,  pioneer  bachelor  who  lived  near  Fort  Scott,  Kan- 
sas. Spelling  and  punctuation  are  as  in  the  originals. 

1882 

May  blessing  attend  you 
Both  early  and  late 
And  heaven  assist  you 
In  choosing  a  mate 


Folk  Verse  123 

1885 
May  your  life  be  long  and  happy 
May  your  sorrows  be  but  few 
May  you  find  a  home  in  heaven 
When  your  earthely  task  gets  through 

1886 
Fall  in  the  sea,  fall  from  the  deck 
Fall  downstairs  and  break  your  neck 
Fall  from  the  stary  heavens  above 
But  never  neaver  fall  in  love 

Intelligence  and  coutresy  not  always  are  combined 
Often  in  a  wooden  house  a  golden  room  is  found. 

Do  thy  duty  that  is  best 
Leave  unto  thy  Lord  the  rest 

1887 
May  all  thy  days  and  all  thy  hours 

The  sunshine  and  the  flowers 
The  heat  and  cold  the  wind  and  rain 

Bring  blessings  to  you  in  their  train 

1890 
Remember  well  and  bare  in"  mind 
A  tender  friend  is  hard  to  find 
But  when  you  find  one  kind  and  true 
Never  change  the  old  one  for  the  new. 

1891 
When  on  this  page 
You  chance  to  look 
Just  think  of  me 
And  close  this  book. 

When  you  are  old 
And  cannot  see 
Put  on  your  specks 
And  think  of  me. 

Remember  me  when  far  away 
And  only  half  awake 


124  Kansas  Folklore 

Remember  me  on  your  wedding  day 
And  send  me  a  slice  of  cake. 

When  this  porley  writin  page  you  see 
Lett  it  be  a  token  of  love  to  thee. 


1895 
When  you  drink  your  coffee 
When  you  drink  your  tea 
And  when  you  put  the  sugar  in 
Put  in  a  lump  for  me. 

No  date: 

May  you  live  happy 
And  live  a  long  life 
Make  a  good  husband 
And  get  a  good  wife. 


FOLK  VERSE 

Part  II 

Charles  Burgess 
Kansas  State  College  of  Pittsburg 


The  following  collection  includes  representative  examples 
of  the  several  types  of  Kansas  folk  verse:  children's  rhymes, 
"made  poems,"  autograph  album  verse,  and  "In  Memoriam" 
verse. 

CHILDREN'S  RHYMES 

Hucklejee  Bread 

[More  than  forty-five  years  ago  Judge  J.  C.  Ruppenthal  of 
Russell,  Kansas,  recorded  the  following  rhyme  in  Dialect  Notes, 
IV  (1914) ,  108.  Children  sitting  with  hands  clasped  over  the 
knees  rock  forward  and  backward  at  the  huckles,  or  hips,  and 
say  it  in  singsong.] 

My  father  and  mother 

Are  sick  in  bed, 
And  I  must  learn  how 

To  make  hucklejee  bread, 

Then  up  with  your  feet 

And  down  with  your  head, 
And  that  is  the  way 

To  make  hucklejee  bread. 

Hearts  Like  Doors 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  L.  A.  Coverston  of  Pittsburg,  Kansas,  by 
Charles  Burgess,  1  April  1958.  Mrs.  Coverston  learned  the  verse 
as  a  child  in  Illinois  more  than  eighty  years  ago.] 

125 


126  Kansas  Folklore 

Hearts  like  doors  will  open  with  ease 

To  very  little  keys 

And  they  are  these — 

"I  thank  you,  sir,"  and  "If  you  please." 

The  Devil  Sends  the  Evil  Winds 

[Collected  from  Roscoe  Boyd  of  Page  City,  Kansas,  by  his 
daughter  Norma  Boyd,  April,  1957.] 

The  devil  sends  the  evil  winds 
To  raise  the  skirts  up  high; 
But  heaven's  just  and  sends  the  dust 
That  closes  the  bad  man's  eye. 

The  Lords  of  Creation 

[Collected  from  Maria  Isabelle  Walker,  age  97,  of  Blue  Mound, 
Kansas,  by  Nellie  Stump  and  Ernestine  Rowley  of  Blue  Mound, 
22  September  1958.  Miss  Walker  learned  the  poem  from  an  aunt 
in  1878  or  1880.  She  thinks  it  may  have  been  in  a  songbook 
brought  from  Scotland.  Miss  Walker's  family  was  from  Penn- 
sylvania and  came  to  Kansas  in  1855.] 

The  lords  of  creation,  men,  they  call 
And  they  think  they  rule  the  whole  world, 
But  they  are  much  mistaken  after  all 
For  they're  under  the  women's  control. 
Now  ever  since  the  world  began 
It  has  always  been  that  way, 
For  did  not  Adam,  the  very  first  man 
The  very  first  woman  obey. 

Jingles  for  Children 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Berenece  Bradley  of  Blue  Mound,  Kansas, 
by  Nellie  Stump,  11  October  1958.  Mrs.  Bradley  learned  the 
rhymes  from  her  mother,  who  came  from  Illinois  in  a  covered 
wagon.] 

Churn  butter  churn 
Come  butter  come 
Let  little  Mary  have 
Some-some-some. 
(Any  child's  name  can  be  used.) 


Folk  Verse  127 

Shoe  old  horsie — 
Shoe  old  mare — 
Let  the  little  coltie 
Go  bare-bare-bare. 

Little  red  bird  in  the  tree, 
Sing  a  song  for  me. 
Sing  about  the  roses 
On  the  garden  wall. 
Sing  about  the  birds 
In  the  treetop  tall. 
Sing  little  red  bird  to  me, 
Sing  about  the  birds, 
Swinging  in  the  tree. 


"MADE  POEMS" 

A  Message  from  the  Grave 

[Collected  from  Nellie  Sparks,  formerly  of  Iola,  Kansas,  by  La- 
vone  Brown  of  Asbury,  Missouri,  9  October  1958.  Miss  Sparks 
bought  the  poem  in  leaflet  form  for  ten  cents  about  fifty  years 
ago,  probably  in  Tola  or  Oswego.  She  spoke  it  at  several  literary 
meetings.] 

1.  Come,  listen  to  me,  my  comrades, 

'Tis  the  truth  I  am  going  to  tell. 
It's  the  fate  of  a  fair  young  maiden, 
Who  in  an  Eastern  town  did  dwell. 

2.  Her  face  was  fair  and  comely, 

Her  eyes  were  an  azure  blue, 
She  was  what  men  call  handsome, 
And  as  pure  as  the  morning  dew. 

3.  Her  parents  indulged  her  every  whim 

Her  heart  was  as  light  as  a  bird. 
And  to  know  her  was  to  love  her, 
But  of  wickedness  she  never  heard. 

4.  A  cloud  came  over  this  dear  young  life, 

A  cloud,  so  black  so  drear, 
And  it  left  her  a  wreck  on  the  shores  of  Time, 
Where  many  have  gone  before. 


128  Kansas  Folklore 

5.  She  met,  she  loved,  not  wisely, 

But,  you  know  the  rest,  too  well. 
And  she  was  left  alone  in  her  sorrow, 
To  drift  on  the  road  toward  Hell. 

6.  One  night,  when  all  were  sleeping, 

She  noiselessly  left  her  room, 
And  crept  silently  out  of  the  window, 
Passed  out  in  the  darkness  and  gloom. 

7.  Her  absence  from  the  fireside 

Cast  a  gloom  o'er  the  entire  home, 
But,  the  mother  dreamed  not  'twas  her  own  neglect 
Which  caused  her  dear  daughter  to  roam. 

8.  Like  the  rose,  when  plucked  from  mother  Earth 

Will  wither  and  fade  and  decay 
This  daughter  so  fair,  with  flaxen  hair, 
Crossed  the  River  of  Death  one  sad  day. 

9.  But,  from  the  time  she  left  her  home  that  night 

Till  found  a  corpse  on  a  busy  street, 
Her  life  was  as  pure  as  a  sunbeam, 

Tho  her  first  step  she  could  not  retreat. 

10.  As  she  lay  at  the  morgue,  to  be  gazed  upon, 

By  many  who  passed  that  way, 
They  dreamed  not  that  she  who  lay  cold  in  death, 
Was  as  pure  as  the  new-mown  hay. 

11.  In  her  purse  was  found  a  letter. 

"This  was  written  by  myself,"  she  said, 
"And  I  want  it  read  at  my  inquest, 
When  you  determine  the  cause  of  my  death. 

12.  "I  am  the  daughter  of  well-to-do  parents, 

Who  granted  my  every  whim, 
But  they  warned  me  not  of  temptation, 
And  my  sorrow  is  full,  to  the  brim. 

13.  "I  prefer,  not  to  live  as  a  sinner, 

Before  the  law  and  sinful  men, 
I  will  go  before  Christ,  my  Saviour. 
I  know  he  will  take  me  in. 

14.  "Because,  He  it  was  who  said  to  the  woman, 

Far  back  in  the  days  of  yore, 
'Neither  do  I  condemn  thee, 
Go,  and  sin  no  more.' 

15.  "But,  a  message  to  many  other  girls, 

I  wish  to  leave  before  I  go. 


Folk  Verse  129 

It  is  this:  Beware,  my  sister, 
One  false  step  is  full  of  woe. 

16.  "I  have  lived,  not  the  life  of  a  sinner, 

But  I  cannot  undo  the  past, 
And  tho  I  repent  and  oft-times  relent, 
By  man  I  am  judged  till  the  last. 

17.  "So  I  bid  adieu  to  this  cold,  cold  world, 

Soon  I'll  rest  beneath  six  feet  of  earth. 
I  send  a  last  good-bye  to  my  mother, 
And  I  regret  the  day  of  my  birth." 

18.  They  laid  her  to  rest  one  afternoon, 

In  a  far  away  Western  State, 
And  these  words  were  placed  on  her  tombstone, 
I  trust  they  will  not  be  too  late: 

19.  "The  one  who  lies  here  was  once  full  of  cheer, 

And  as  pure  as  the  morning  dew. 
Tho  she  fell  'neath  the  hand  of  the  tempter, 
Those  who  can  throw  stones,  are  but  few. 

20.  "Altho  she  lived  not  nineteen  summers, 

May  that  noble  life  not  be  in  vain. 
May  the  lesson  thus  taught  by  her  sacrifice, 
Save  many  from  temptation  and  sin." 

Wine  in  the  Cup 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Annie  Roney  Casebolt  of  Chanute,  Kan- 
sas, by  Mrs.  C.  L.  Childers,  14  October  1958.  Mrs.  Casebolt  was 
born  in  Wilson  County,  Kansas;  her  father  was  from  Cork 
County,  Ireland,  and  her  mother  from  New  York  City.  Mrs.  Case- 
bolt's  father  taught  her  this  example  of  "temperance  verse" 
when  she  was  fourteen.] 

Dark  is  the  night  and  the  eyes  of  the  father 

Sadly  peer  through  the  fast-falling  gloom, 

And  his  heart  fills  with  dread  as  the  form  of  his  darling 

Staggers  home  from  the  cursed  saloon. 

'Tis  wine  in  the  cup  and  its  bowl's  subtle  glitter 
And  its  foam  like  the  rest  of  the  wave 
Drawing  men  on  its  tide  where  they  float  like  a  bubble 
On  its  foam  to  a  winebibber's  grave. 


130  Kansas  Folklore 

Dark  is  the  night  and  the  poor  dying  mother 
Sorely  grieves  as  the  long  moments  drag 
As  the  poor  helpless  form  of  her  child  she  does  cover, 
With  its  poor  scanty  clothing  of  rags. 

'Tis  wine  in  the  cup  and  its  bowl's  subtle  glitter 
And  its  foam  like  the  crest  of  the  wave 
Drawing  one's  precious  wife  with  a  child  on  her  bosom 
On  its  foam  to  a  wine  pauper's  grave. 

Little  Blossom 

[Collected  from  Mary  M.  (Brihart)  Moore  of  Howard,  Kansas, 
by  Lucile  Anderson  of  Chanute.  Mrs.  Moore  heard  an  older  sis- 
ter recite  "Little  Blossom"  on  a  prohibition  program  in  1888. 
One  can  well  imagine  the  effect  of  this  piece,  recited  by  a  little 
girl,  on  a  temperance  audience  of  the  '80's.] 

Oh  dear!  I's  so  tired  and  lonesome, 

I  wonder  why  Mama  don't  come. 

She  told  me  to  shut  up  my  pretty  blue  eyes 

And  'fore  I  waked  up  she'd  be  home. 

She  said  she  was  going  to  see  Grandma, 
Who  lives  by  the  river  so  bright. 
I  'spect  my  Mama's  fallen  in  there 
Perhaps  she  won't  come  home  tonight. 

I  'dess  I's  afraid  to  stay  up  here 
Without  any  fire  or  light; 
But  Dod's  lighted  his  lamps  up  in  heaven. 
I  can  see  them  all  twinkly  and  bright. 

I  'dess  I'll  go  down  and  meet  Papa. 
I  know  he  has  stopped  at  the  store. 
A  great  pretty  store  full  of  bottles. 
I  wish  he  wouldn't  go  there  no  more. 

Sometimes  he's  so  sick  when  he  comes  in 
He  stumbles  and  falls  at  the  stair, 
And  once  when  he  corned  in  the  parlor 
He  kicked  at  my  poor  little  chair. 


Folk  Verse  131 

And  Mama  was  all  scared  and  frightened 
And  hugged  me  up  close  to  her  breast, 
And  called  me  her  poor  little  Blossom 
And — but  I  'dess  I's  forgotted  the  rest. 

But  I  loves  him  and  'dess  I'll  do  find  him. 
Perhaps  he  will  turn  with  me  soon 
Den  it  won't  be  dark  and  lonesome 
Waiting  for  Mama  to  turn. 

Out  in  the  night  went  the  baby, 

The  dear  little  Blossom  so  fair 

With  eyes  that  were  clear  as  the  blue  sky 

With  halo  of  golden  brown  hair. 

Out  in  the  night  went  the  baby 
Though  her  little  heart  beating  with  fright 
'Til  at  last  she  had  reached  the  Gin  Palace 
All  brilliant  with  music  and  light. 

Her  tiny  hand  pushed  the  door  open 
Though  her  touch  was  as  light  as  a  breath 
And  her  little  feet  entered  the  portal 
That  leads  but  to  ruin  and  death. 

Away  down  the  long  floor  she  pattered, 
Her  pretty  blue  eyes  open  wide 
'Til  she  spied,  in  the  corner,  her  Papa 
And  her  tiny  feet  paused  at  his  side. 

"Oh  Papa!"  she  cried  as  she  reached  him 
And  her  voice  rippled  out  sweet  and  clear. 
"I  fought  if  I'd  come  I  should  find  you. 
And  now  I's  so  glad  I  is  here. 

"The  lights  are  so  pretty,  dear  Papa, 
And  I  fink  that  the  music's  so  sweet 
But  I  'dess  it's  most  suppertime,  Papa, 
For  Blossom  wants  something  to  eat." 

A  moment  the  bleared  eyes  gazed  wildly, 
Down  into  the  face  sweet  and  fair, 


132  Kansas  Folklore 

And  then — as  a  demon  possessed  him 
He  grasped  at  the  back  of  the  chair. 

A  moment,  a  second,  'twas  over 
The  work  of  the  fiend  was  complete 
And  the  poor  little  innocent  Blossom 
Lay  broken  and  crushed  at  his  feet. 

Then  quick  as  a  light  came  his  reason 
And  showed  him  the  deed  he  had  done. 
With  a  groan  that  a  demon  might  pity 
He  knelt  by  the  quivering  one. 

He  pressed  the  pale  lips  to  his  bosom 
He  lifted  the  fair  golden  head. 
One  moment  the  baby's  lips  quivered 
And  poor  little  Blossom  was  dead. 

Then  the  law  in  its  majesty  seized  him 
And  exacted  just  penalty— death — 
For  only  a  fiend  or  a  madman 
Would  deprive  such  a  baby  of  breath. 

But  the  man  who  sold  him  the  poison 
And  made  him  the  ruins  of  hell 
Must  not  be  less  respected 
Because  he  has  license  to  sell. 

God  pity  men,  women,  and  children, 
Who  are  crushed  by  this  juggernaut  rum. 
May  press,  pulpit,  platform,  united 
Fight  strong  'til  deliverance  come. 

Invitation  to  a  Wedding 

[Collected  from  Laurence  Weigel  of  Hays,  Kansas,  by  S.  J. 
Sackett,  5  May  1958.  According  to  Mr.  Weigel  the  piece  is  used 
traditionally  among  the  so-called  German-Russians  of  Ellis 
County.  Dr.  Hans  Beerman  of  Kansas  State  College  of  Pittsburg 
has  supplied  a  translation.] 

Wir  kommen  nicht  hergeritten, 
Wir  kommen  sicher  geschritten; 


Folk  Verse  133 

Braut  und  Braeutigam,  sie  lassen  Euch  bitten, 

Sie  lassen  Euch  laden  insgemein, 

Ihr  sollt  audi  Hochzeitsgaeste  sein, 

Zehn  Gaens — die  muessen  dran, 

Neunzehn  Huehner  und  der  alte  Hahn, 

Die  sind  gefuettert  und  so  fett, 

Wie  ein  altes  Wagenbrett, 

Dann  kommt  auch  gleich  die  Kathrin  Woes, 

Und  kocht  auch  gleich  die  dicken  Kloess; 

Sie  kocht  sie  nach  Belieben, 

Und  kocht  auch  gleich  die  roten  Rueben. 

Potz  Blitz!  Was  faellt  mir  einl 

Ich  hab'  ja  vergessen  den  Branntwein, 

Wenn  Ihr  uns  unser  Stoecklein  ziert, 

So  sagen  wir  auch  wo  Ihr  hin-gehoert. 

We  do  not  come  on  horseback 

We  come  staidly  on  foot 

Bride  and  bridegroom,  they  ask  you 

To  be  invited  all  together 

You  shall  also  be  wedding  guests 

Ten  geese — they  have  to  end  in  the  pot 

Nineteen  chickens  and  the  old  rooster, 

They  have  been  fed  to  be  as  fat 

As  an  old  chopping  block 

Then  Kathrin  Woes  comes  right  away 

And  cooks  the  fat  dumplings 

She  cooks  according  to  her  own  way 

And  cooks  the  red  beets  right  away 

Heavens  .  .  .  what  am  I  thinking  about? 

I  have  forgotten  the  brandy  .... 

If  you  will  grace  our  premises 

We  will  tell  you  where  you  belong. 

AUTOGRAPH  ALBUM  VERSE 

[Whether  or  not  these  verses,  found  in  autograph  albums,  are 
examples  of  folk  verse  is  sometimes  difficult  to  decide.  The  ori- 
gins of  the  verses  are  seldom  known.  There  is  both  written  and 
oral  transmission;  mutations  appear  continually.  The  following 
verses  are  collected  from  an  album  belonging  to  Mrs.  Laura 
Day  of  Blue  Mound,  Kansas.  The  album  dates  from  1891.] 


134  Kansas  Folklore 

When  the  golden  sun  is  setting 
And  your  mind  from  care  is  free 
Won't  you  sometimes  think  of  me. 

When  rocks  and  hills  divide  us 
And  you  no  more  I  see 
Remember  it  was  Dennis 
That  wrote  these  lines  for  you. 

When  hills  and  plains  depart  us, 
And  my  face  you  cannot  see 
But  when  the  sun  is  setting 
Will  you  not  stop  to  think  of  me. 

Don't  be  a  coward 
Don't  be  afraid 
And  for  Heaven's  sake 
Don't  die  an  old  maid. 

As  waves  and  ripples 

follow  ships  at  sea 

May  God's  Blessings  follow 

thee. 

These  are  verses  from  her  husband's  book. 

When  the  golden 
Sun  is  sinking  and  your 
Mind  from  care  is  free  and 
Of  absent  ones  your  thinking 
Will  you  sometimes  think 
Of  me. 

When  the  golden  sun  is  setting  and 
Your  mind  from  care  is  free 
When  you  are  thinking  of  the 
Absent  will  you  some  times 
Think  of  me. 

Remember  me  and 
My  old  woman, 
Around  the  fire  and 
It  a  boomen. 


Folk  Verse  135 

[Collected  from  an  album  in  the  possession  of  Miss  Laura 
Neiswanger  of  Lawrence,  Kansas.  The  album  belonged  to  Mag- 
gie Mohler  of  Osborne,  Kansas;  the  inscriptions  go  back  to  the 

1880's.] 

Life  is  a  chase — 'tis  a  hurry 

And  race,  with  tumbles  here  and  therel 

Your  footing  keep  sure 

And  your  life  keep  pure 

Nor  fear  to  do  and  dare. 

Life  is  before  you, 
Improve  its  golden  moments, 
Act  from  principle,  never  despair. 
May  success  attend  you. 

May  you  remain  through  life  the  same 
Unchanged  in  all  except  your  name. 

When  the  golden  sun  is  setting, 

And  your  heart  from  all  care  is  free, 

When  o'er  a  thousand  things  you  are  thinking 

Will  you  sometimes  think  of  me. 

[Collected  from  an  autograph  book  belonging  to  Anna  Duncan 
of  Ness  County,  Kansas,  by  Esta  Lou  Riley  of  Dodge  City.  The 
entries  are  dated  1897  to  1899.] 

When  you  are  old  and  cannot  see 
Put  on  your  specks  and  think  of  me. 

As  shure  as  comes  your  wedding  day, 
A  broom  to  you  I'll  send 
In  sunshine  use  the  brushy  part 
In  storm  the  other  end. 

Here  is  one  leaf  reserved  for  me 
From  all  thy  sweet  memorials  free 
But  could  I  thus  within  your  mind 
One  little  vacant  corner  find 
Where  no  impression  yet  is  seen 
Where  no  memorial  yet  has  been 
Oh,  it  should  be  my  sweetest  care 
To  write  my  name  for  ever  there. 


136  Kansas  Folklore 

[Collected  from  an  autograph  book  belonging  to  Elsie  Conway 
of  Dunlap,  Lyon  County,  Kansas,  by  Esta  Lou  Riley  of  Dodge 

City.] 

The  fox  loves  the  valley 

The  deer  loves  the  hill 
The  boys  love  the  girls  and 

I  guess  they  always  will. 

I  dip  my  pen  into  the  ink 
And  grasp  your  album  tight 
But  for  my  life  I  cannot  think 
One  single  word  to  write. 

IN  MEMORIAM 

[Another  type  of  Kansas  folk  verse  is  that  composed  for  "In 
Memoriam"  notices.  I  am  told  that  the  verses  are  read  avidly, 
and  that  people  often  copy  lines  which  they  find  particularly 
touching.  When  the  anniversary  of  a  family  death  approaches, 
the  admired  pieces  are  assembled  and  the  notice  inserted  in  the 
newspaper.  The  following  appeared  in  the  Pittsburg,  Kansas, 
Sun,  25  March-9  April  1959.] 

We  do  not  need  a  special  day, 
To  bring  you  to  our  minds, 
The  days  we  do  not  think  of  you, 
Are  very  hard  to  find. 

She  will  never  be  forgotten, 
Though  on  earth  she  is  no  more, 
In  memory  she  will  always  be  with  us, 
As  she  always  was  before. 

For  all  of  us  you  did  your  best, 
Until  the  angels  took  you  home  to  rest, 
In  silence  you  suffered, 
With  patience  you  bore, 
Until  God  called  you  home  to  suffer 
no  more. 

It  doesn't  take  a  special  day, 
To  think  dear  dad  of  you, 


Folk  Verse  137 

You're  thought  of  in  "a  special  way" 
So  often  all  year  through. 

In  our  hearts  he  will  live  forever, 
Time  may  pass  and  bring  its  changes, 
Fresh  with  every  coming  year. 
But  his  memory  will  be  cherished, 
In  the  hearts  that  hold  him  dear. 

Sixteen  years  have  passed,  and  Father 
We  still  miss  you  as  before, 
But  we'll  see  you  some  glad  morning, 
On  that  bright  celestial  shore. 


FOLKSONGS  AND 
BALLADS 

Parti 

Henry  H.  Malone 

University  of  Wichita 


After  the  opening  of  Santa  Fe  to  trade  with  the  United  States 
in  1821,  Americans  in  quest  of  wealth  and  adventure  traveled 
westward  across  Kansas  in  ever-increasing  numbers.  At  first  the 
smooth,  rolling  Kansas  plains  attracted  only  a  few  of  these  for- 
tune-seekers, but  in  the  '50's  the  tide  of  western  migration  left 
a  number  of  settlers  in  its  wake.  Leavenworth  and  other  Oregon 
Trail  stations  became  hubs  of  permanent  settlement,  and  by 
1855,  six  years  after  the  California  gold  rush,  Kansas  had  a  popu- 
lation of  about  8,000.  In  1859  another  epidemic  of  "gold  fever" 
sent  covered  wagons  flaunting  "Pikes  Peak  or  Bust"  signs  across 
the  flower-studded  Flint  Hills  and  velvety  buffalo  grass;  of  those 
that  returned  east,  their  signs  reading  "We  Busted,"  a  good 
many  stopped  in  Kansas  and  stayed  there.  There  was  a  new  in- 
flux in  the  '60's,  after  the  Civil  War,  when  veterans  of  both  the 
Union  and  Confederate  armies  took  up  land  under  the  provi- 
sions of  the  Homestead  Act,  and  the  same  decade  saw  the  be- 
ginning of  the  cattle  drives  from  Texas  to  Abilene  and  other 
shipping  points.  Cowboys  and  their  herds  poured  into  Kansas 
during  the  brief  heyday  of  the  "Long  Drive";  before  it  was  ended 
some  of  the  cowpokes  had  filed  on  claims  or  joined  the  ranks  of 
the  nesters. 

The  story  of  the  state's  settlement  has  been  told  in  many  his- 
tory books,  but  even  without  history  books  we  still  would  know 
a  good  deal  about  the  settlement  period  from  its  songs.  A  love  of 

138 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  139 

song  was  one  thing  held  in  common  by  the  people  who 
thronged  into  Kansas  in  those  years — the  migrants  and  the  men 
and  women  who  settled  there.  Travelers  sang  by  their  campfires 
as  the  darkness  closed  in  around  them;  they  recalled  the  old 
songs  of  the  homelands  they  had  left  behind,  and  they  made  up 
new  songs  as  they  moved  along  into  a  new  country  toward  a 
new  life.  Cowboys  sang  on  the  trail  and  through  the  lonely 
nights  to  soothe  their  resting  herds;  settlers  sang  songs  of  hope 
and  courage  to  hearten  themselves  for  the  tasks  ahead. 

Many  of  the  traditional  English  and  Scottish  ballads,  fre- 
quently referred  to  as  the  Child  ballads,1  have  been  collected  in 
Kansas.  The  Irish  introduced  melodies  from  their  home  island 
and  many  in  the  American  idiom  as  well.  Other  national  groups, 
such  as  the  German,  Swedish,  Welsh,  and  Mexican  settlers,  also 
contributed  numerous  songs,  but — unfortunately  for  the  pur- 
poses of  this  study — their  songs  have  been  preserved  only  in 
their  native  tongues.  Some  of  the  most  popular  songs  came  from 
the  Negroes  of  the  state;  by  1888  they  made  up  about  three 
per  cent  of  its  population.  As  to  the  emotional  content  of  the 
Kansas  repertoire,  although  there  are  many  serious  songs,  the  pre- 
dominant mood  of  folksongs  as  a  whole  seems  to  run  to  the 
humorous,  perhaps  reflecting  the  optimism  of  the  settlers. 

Folksongs  are,  by  definition,  songs  which  are  transmitted 
orally  from  one  person  to  another — in  other  words,  learned  by 
hearing  someone  else  sing  them — and  which  live  in  the  memo- 
ries of  people  rather  than  on  the  pages  of  published  books.  In 
some  circumstances,  a  folksong  can  also  be  a  popular  song: 
for  example,  millions  of  people  learned  "Home  on  the  Range" 
from  newspapers,  magazines,  and  songbooks,  but  there  are  others 
for  whom  it  is  a  folksong  because  it  was  learned  and  preserved 
in  the  way  that  is  the  distinguishing  characteristic  of  folklore. 
The  version  presented  in  this  study  belongs  to  the  latter  cate- 
gory. 

Although  the  folksong  exists  in  an  oral  tradition,  the  folklorist 
does  not  limit  himself  to  songs  that  he  can  collect  from  living 
informants;  if  he  did  so,  he  would  deprive  himself  of  songs  now 

1  The  term  "Child  ballad"  refers  to  one  of  the  305  items  in  Francis  J.  Child, 
The  English  and  Scottish  Popular  Ballads  (Boston:  Houghton  Mifflin  Co., 
1882-1898) . 


140  Kansas  Folklore 

forgotten  or  of  earlier  versions  of  songs.  He  also  looks  for  those 
songs  written  down  in  manuscript  or  printed  in  books  which 
derive  from  the  oral  tradition.  Before  collecting  such  songs  he 
applies  the  test  of  variant  versions:  the  existence  of  variants  dem- 
onstrates that  the  song  has  gone  through  the  process  of  trans- 
mission by  word  of  mouth.  In  this  study  we  have  included  two 
versions  of  "The  Lane  County  Bachelor,"  both  from  manu- 
scripts. More  than  enough  variants  of  this  song  have  been  col- 
lected and  published  to  prove  its  folk  quality. 

A  ballad  is  a  folksong  that  tells  a  story,  usually  in  extremely 
condensed  fashion.  Because  this  separate  term  exists  to  describe 
narrative  folksongs,  some  folklorists  have  reserved  the  term 
folksong  for  songs  which  do  not  tell  a  story  but  express  an  emo- 
tion, which  may  be  serious  or  humorous. 

The  following  fifteen  songs  were  selected  to  represent  some 
elements  of  the  Kansas  tradition.  All  have  been  learned  and 
transmitted  orally,  all  were  collected  in  the  state,  and,  sO  far  as 
can  be  ascertained,  six  of  the  songs  were  composed  within  its 
boundaries.  Ten  songs  were  collected  on  tape  from  individuals 
who  had  learned  the  songs  orally  from  someone  else;  the  other 
five  were  contributed  in  manuscript  versions.  Of  this  latter 
group,  three  were  written  down  by  people  who  had  learned  them 
orally;  one  was  taken  down  in  shorthand  from  an  informant 
who  had  learned  it  orally;  and  one  derives  from  early  manu- 
scripts. "Home  on  the  Range,"  "Kansas  Land,"  "The  Lane 
County  Bachelor,"  and  "Charles  Guiteau"  were  among  the  most 
popular  songs  of  the  frontier  and  have  often  been  included  in 
folksong  collections;  printed  versions  of  "The  Kansas  Jayhawker 
Song"  and  "The  Dewey-Berry  Song"  have  had  local  circulation. 
We  have  been  unable  to  find  that  the  nine  other  songs  have 
ever  been  published  before. 

HOME  ON  THE  RANGE 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  A.  B.  Hungerford,  Wichita,  Kansas, 
3  November  1957.  In  the  1870's  the  informant's  mother,  Mrs. 
Nette  H.  Stafford,  lived  on  a  ranch  on  the  Solomon  River  and 
heard  "Home  on  the  Range"  sung  in  its  original  version  by  its 
creators.  Mrs.  Hungerford  helped  secure  the  passage  of  House 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  141 

Bill  No.  198,  the  1947  act  of  the  Kansas  legislature  which  de- 
clared "Home  on  the  Range"  the  official  Kansas  state  song.  Ac- 
cording to  this  bill,  the  words  were  written  by  Dr.  Brewster 
Higley,  a  pioneer  Kansas  physician,  and  the  music  composed  by 
his  friend  Dan  Kelly,  a  local  druggist.2  The  song  appeared  first 
as  a  poem,  "My  Western  Home,"  in  the  Smith  County  Pioneer 
in  1873,  and  later  was  set  to  music  by  Kelly. 

In  the  second  verse,  "banks  of  the  Beaver"  refers  to  Beaver 
Creek  in  Kansas,  and  the  "gale  of  the  Solomon  vale"  to  the  Solo- 
mon River  Valley.  Versions  of  the  song  are  given  in  almost 
every  American  folksong  collection.] 

Oh,  give  me  a  home  where  the  buffalo  roam, 
Where  the  deer  and  the  antelope  play, 
Where  seldom  is  heard  a  discouraging  word 
And  the  sky  is  not  clouded  all  day. 

A  home,  a  home  where  the  deer  and  the  antelope  play, 
Where  seldom  is  heard  a  discouraging  word 
And  the  sky  is  not  clouded  all  day. 

Oh,  give  me  the  gale  of  the  Solomon  vale, 
Where  life  streams  with  buoyancy  flow, 
On  the  banks  of  the  Beaver,  where  seldom  if  ever 
Any  poisonous  herbage  doth  grow. 

Oh,  give  me  the  land  where  the  bright  diamond  sand 
Throws  its  light  from  the  glittering  stream, 
Where  glideth  along  the  graceful  white  swan, 
Like  a  maid  in  a  heavenly  dream. 

I  love  the  wild  flowers  in  this  bright  land  of  ours; 
I  love  too  the  wild  curlew's  scream, 
The  bluffs  and  white  rocks  and  antelope  flocks 
That  graze  on  the  hillsides  so  green. 

2  Authorship  of  "Home  on  the  Range"  was  established  when  the  song  be- 
came the  subject  of  a  copyright  suit;  the  report  of  Samuel  Moanfeldt,  in- 
vestigator for  Music  Publishers  Protective  Association,  dated  May,  1935,  as 
well  as  other  information  on  the  song's  history,  appears  in  Kirke  Mechem, 
"Home  on  the  Range,"  Kansas  Historical  Quarterly,  XVII  (1949) ,  313-339, 
reprinted  in  Heritage  of  Kansas,  II  (1958) ,  11-34. 


142  Kansas  Folklore 

How  often  at  night,  when  the  heavens  are  bright 
With  the  light  of  the  glittering  stars, 
Have  I  stood  here  amazed  and  asked  as  I  gazed 
If  their  glory  exceeds  this  of  ours. 

The  air  is  so  pure,  the  breezes  so  free, 
The  zephyrs  so  balmy  and  light, 
I  would  not  exchange  my  home  here  to  range 
Forever  in  azure  so  bright. 

KANSAS  JAYHAWKER  SONG 

[Collected  from  Fairy  Walker  Lane,  Wichita,  Kansas  by  S.  J. 
Sackett,  1957.  Mrs.  Lane  said  the  song  was  popular  in  1898  in 
Melvern,  Kansas.  It  is  sung  to  the  tune  of  "There'll  Be  a  Hot 
Time  in  the  Old  Town  Tonight."] 

I'm  a  Jayhawker  girl  from  a  Jayhawker  state, 
I  wear  Jayhawker  flowers  with  Jayhawker  grace; 
I  sing  Jayhawker  songs,  with  a  Jayhawker  voice, 
And  the  Jayhawker  state  is  my  own  free  choice. 

Don't  you  hear  the  voices  from  the  West? 
The  bells  they  ring  the  song  that  we  love  best; 
They  tell  of  life  on  that  free  and  happy  plain, 
There  will  be  a  hot  time  in  the  old  town  tonight, 

Jayhawker! 
Hear  it!  hear  it!  So  strong  and  so  clear, 
The  bells  they  ring  and  the  wild  prairies  sing; 
For  the  Jayhawker  girls  and  the  Jayhawker  boys 
All  find  a  warm  heart  in  the  old  home  tonight. 

I'm  a  Jayhawker  boy  from  the  Jayhawker  state, 
I  wear  a  Jayhawker  hat  on  a  Jayhawker  pate; 
I  ride  a  Jayhawker  horse  in  a  Jayhawker  way, 
In  the  Jayhawker  state,  I  am  bound  for  to  stay. 

Oh,  the  Jayhawker's  skies,  and  the  Jayhawker's  days, 
Are  the  Jayhawker's  pride,  and  the  Jayhawker's  praise; 
For  the  Jayhawker  knows  that  the  Jayhawker's  rains 
Fill  the  Jayhawker's  barns  with  the  Jayhawker's  grains. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  143 

So  the  Jayhawker  sows,  and  the  Jayhawker  reaps, 
And  the  Jayhawker  sings,  and  the  Jayhawker  sleeps; 
While  the  Jayhawker's  cows,  and  the  Jayhawker 's  shoats, 
Grow  into  Jayhawker  gold,  and  the  Jayhawker  notes. 

Neither  Jayhawker  winds,  nor  Jayhawker  drought 
Stops  the  Jayhawker's  heart,  nor  the  Jayhawker's  mouth; 
For  the  Jayhawker's  faith  is  always  first  rate, 
He  has  Jayhawker's  pride  in  his  Jayhawker  State! 


KANSAS  LAND 

[Collected  from  Ray  Webster  of  Lincoln,  Kansas,  by  William  E. 
Koch,  1958.  A  parody  of  "Beulah  Land,"  it  is  sung  to  a  tune 
similar  to  "Maryland,  My  Maryland,"  or  "Tannenbaum,  O  Tan- 
nenbaum."  It  occurs  elsewhere  as  "Nebraska  Land,"  "Dakota 
Land,"  and  "Idaho  Land."  See  John  A.  Lomax  and  Alan  Lomax, 
Cowboy  Songs  (New  York:  The  Macmillan  Co.,  1948) ,  pp. 
410-411.  It  was  especially  popular  during  the  hard  times  of  early 
statehood.] 

I've  reached  the  land  of  corn  and  beans, 
At  first  the  crop  looked  fine  and  green, 
But  the  grasshoppers  and  the  drouth — 
We'd  better  pull  up  and  go  south. 

Chorus 

Oh  Kansas  sun,  hot  Kansas  sun, 
As  to  the  highest  knoll  I  run, 
I  look  away  across  the  plains, 
And  wonder  why  it  never  rains. 
And  as  I  look  upon  my  corn, 
I  think  but  little  of  my  farm. 

If  we  are  poor,  we're  not  to  blame. 
We'll  go  back  East  and  sell  the  claim, 
And  if  we  succeed  in  getting  tin, 
We'll  drive  a  herd  of  cattle  in. 

My  hoss  is  poor;  I  cannot  plow, 
But  I  can  trade  it  for  a  cow. 


144 


Kansas  Folklore 


My  wheat  is  thin,  but  let  it  pass, 
The  cow  can  feed  on  buffalo  grass. 

Chorus  (for  last  verse) 

Oh  Kansas  girls,  sweet  Kansas  girls, 
With  sky-blue  eyes  and  flaxen  curls — 
They  sing  and  dance  and  flirt  and  play 
And  when  a  boy  friend  comes  that  way 
They  meet  him  at  the  sod  house  door, 
Then  be  with  him  forever  more. 


THE  DEWEY-BERRY  SONG 

[Collected  from  Elma  Lee  Bearly,  Atwood,  Kansas,  by  S.  J. 
Sackett,  Fall,  1956.  This  song  relates  an  obviously  one-sided  re- 
port of  a  true  incident.  Mr.  Dewey  was  acquitted.  For  a  different 
version  of  the  song  and  a  more  complete  report  of  the  conflict,  see 
Bliss  Isely,  "Rulers  of  the  Kansas  Range,"  Kansas  Teacher,  May, 
1958,  p.  24.  According  to  William  E.  Koch,  the  tune  is  similar 
to  that  of  an  old  song  called  "I'll  Be  All  Smiles  Tonight."] 

Transcribed  by  Elma  Lee  Bearly 


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Way        out       on       the       plains 


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Way  out  on  the  plains  of  Kansas, 
Where  the  winds  blow  dry  and  hot, 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  145 

Stands  a  lonely  old  sod  building 
Where  the  Berry  boys  were  shot. 
A  man  with  age  and  feeble 
With  a  weak  and  trembling  hand 
Shot  down  like  a  beef  for  slaughter 
By  Dewey's  cowardly  band. 

Two  men  in  the  pride  of  manhood, 

And  a  man  with  silvery  hair 

Were  cruelly  murdered  that  bright  day 

By  the  outlaw  millionaire. 

Must  wives  be  changed  to  widows 

In  the  space  of  fleeting  breath? 

And  children  be  made  orphans? 

And  men  be  shot  to  death? 

Oh,  grand  and  free  America 
In  the  land  where  lives  the  brave, 
Is  this  the  glorious  country 
Our  fathers  died  to  save? 
It  is  hard  to  think  it  true 
In  the  land  we  love  so  well, 
It  is  hard  for  us  to  believe 
That  men  will  their  honor  sell. 

But  I  would  think  the  murderers — 
Although  they  may  be  free — 
Those  quiet,  deathly  faces 
In  troubled  dreams  would  see. 
That  aged  and  furrowed  brow, 
That  blood-stained  hair  so  gray — 
I'd  think  that  Chauncey  Dewey 
Would  see  them  night  and  day. 

Can  it  be  there  is  no  terror 

For  the  murderer's  blood-stained  hand? 

Are  there  no  courts  of  justice 

In  this  glorious  Christian  land? 

The  jury  has  cleared  the  savages; 

The  court  its  verdict  has  given; 

But  they  will  find  when  done  with  this  life 

They  cannot  buy  the  courts  of  heaven. 


146  Kansas  Folklore 

THE  LANE  COUNTY  BACHELOR 

[Sung  to  the  tune  of  "The  Irish  Washerwoman,"  with  a  dif- 
ferent chorus  for  each  stanza,  this  song  was  very  popular  among 
the  pioneers.  Certainly  it  was  not  a  song  that  took  their  minds 
off  their  troubles;  there  is  almost  more  truth  than  fiction  in 
its  humor.  Two  versions  are  presented  here;  for  interesting  var- 
iants see  Vance  Randolph,  Ozark  Folksongs  (Columbia:  The 
State  Historical  Society  of  Missouri,  1946-50) ,  II,  190-191,  and 
Carl  Sandburg,  The  American  Songbag  (New  York:  Harcourt, 
Brace  and  Co.,  1927),  pp.  120-123.] 

A:  The  Lane  County  Bachelor 

[This  version  of  the  song  was  given  to  Forsyth  Library,  Fort 
Hays  Kansas  State  College,  by  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Ed  Kepner,  Dighton, 
Kansas,  in  April,  1933.  According  to  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Kepner,  the 
manuscript  is  in  the  handwriting  of  Frank  Baker,  composer  of 
the  lyric] 

Frank  Baker's  my  name  and  a  bachelor  I  am, 
I'm  keeping  old  batch  on  an  elegant  plan. 
You'll  find  me  out  west  in  the  county  of  Lane, 
I'm  starving  to  death  on  a  government  claim. 
My  house  it  is  built  of  the  natural  soil, 
The  walls  are  erected  according  to  Hoyle. 
The  roof  has  no  pitch  but  is  level  and  plain, 
And  I  always  get  wet  when  it  happens  to  rain. 

Hurrah  for  Lane  County,  the  land  of  the  free, 
The  home  of  the  grasshopper,  bed  bug  and  flea 
I'll  sing  loud  its  praises  and  tell  of  its  fame, 
While  starving  to  death  on  a  government  claim. 

My  clothes  they  are  ragged,  my  language  is  rough, 

My  bread  is  case-hardened  both  solid  and  tough. 

The  dough  is  scattered  all  over  the  room, 

And  the  floor  it  gets  scared  at  the  sight  of  a  broom. 

My  dishes  are  scattered  all  over  the  bed, 

They  are  covered  with  sorghum  and  Government  bread. 

Still  I  have  a  good  time  and  live  at  my  ease 

On  common  sop-sorghum,  old  bacon  and  grease. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  147 

Then  come  to  Lane  County,  here  is  a  home  for  you  all, 
Where  the  winds  never  cease  and  the  rains  never  fall, 
And  the  sun  never  sets  but  will  always  remain 
Till  it  burns  you  all  up  on  a  Government  claim. 
Till  it  burns  you  all  up  on  a  government  claim. 

How  happy  I  feel  when  I  crawl  into  bed, 
And  a  rattlesnake  rattles  a  tune  at  my  head. 
And  the  gay  little  centipede,  void  of  all  fear, 
Crawls  over  my  neck  and  down  into  my  ear. 
And  the  little  bed  bugs  so  cheerful  and  bright, 
They  keep  me  a-laughing  two-thirds  of  the  night. 
And  the  gay  little  flea  with  sharp  tacks  in  his  toes, 
Plays  "Why  don't  you  catch  me"  all  over  my  nose. 

Hurrah  for  Lane  County,  hurrah  for  the  west, 
Where  farmers  and  laborers  are  ever  at  rest. 
For  there's  nothing  to  do  but  to  sweetly  remain 
And  starve  like  a  man  on  a  Government  claim. 


How  happy  am  I  on  my  government  claim, 

For  I've  nothing  to  lose  nor  I've  nothing  to  gain. 

I've  nothing  to  eat  and  I've  nothing  to  wear, 

And  nothing  from  nothing  is  honest  and  fair. 

Oh,  it  is  here  I  am  solid  and  here  I  will  stay, 

For  my  money  is  all  gone  and  I  can't  get  away. 

There  is  nothing  that  makes  a  man  hard  and  profane, 

Like  starving  to  death  on  a  Government  claim. 

Hurrah  for  Lane  County,  where  blizzards  arise, 
Where  the  winds  never  cease  and  the  flea  never  dies. 
Come  join  in  the  chorus  and  sing  of  its  fame, 
You  poor  hungry  hoboes  that's  starved  on  the  claim. 

No,  don't  get  discouraged,  you  poor  hungry  men, 
For  we  are  all  here  as  free  as  a  pig  in  a  pen. 
Just  stick  to  your  homestead  and  battle  the  fleas 
And  look  to  your  Maker  to  send  you  a  breeze. 
Now  all  you  claim  holders  I  hope  you  will  stay 
And  chew  your  hardtack  till  you  are  toothless  and  grey. 
But  as  for  myself  I'll  no  longer  remain 
And  starve  like  a  dog  on  a  Government  claim. 


148  Kansas  Folklore 

Farewell  to  Lane  County,  farewell  to  the  west, 
I'll  travel  back  East  to  the  girl  I  love  best. 
I'll  stop  in  Topeka  and  get  me  a  wife, 
And  there  shall  I  stay  the  rest  of  my  life. 

B:  The  Lane  County  Bachelor 

[Raymond  Tillotson,  Shields,  Kansas,  found  this  version  of  the 
song  among  the  papers  of  his  father,  a  pioneer  settler  of  Lane 
County.  It  was  written  in  pencil.  S.  J.  Sackett  comments:  "Three 
features  point  to  its  being  written  down  from  someone  else's 
rendition,  rather  than  copied  from  a  text  or  set  down  from  the 
elder  Mr.  Tillotson's  own  knowledge:  the  manuscript  ignores 
line  divisions;  it  uses  abbreviations  such  as  one  might  use  when 
jotting  down  something  someone  else  was  giving  ('Co  of  Lane,' 
'Gov  Bred') ;  and  the  phonetic  nature  of  the  spelling  occasion- 
ally betrays  a  word  heard  but  not  understood  ('cattered,' 
'Sieses') .  There  are  also  a  few  gaps  in  the  song,  which  may  in- 
dicate that  the  copier  could  not  keep  up  with  his  source  as  the 
song  was  given  orally.  It  is  tempting  to  believe  that  the  elder 
Mr.  Tillotson  may  have  set  the  song  down  as  he  heard  it  from 
the  lips  of  Frank  Baker  himself."] 

Frank  Baker  is  My  Name  a  Bachelor 

I  am  I'm  Keeping  Old  Bach 

on  an  elegant  plan 

You'll  find  me  out  west  in  the 

Co  of  Lane  A'  Starving  to  death 

on  a  goverment  clame 

Huraw  for  Lane  Co  the 

home  of  the  Free  the  home 

of  the  grasshopper,  bed  bug  &  Flea 

My  clothe  they  are  ragged 
My  language  is  rough  My 
Bread  is  cast  harden  both 
Solid  and  tough  the  dough  is 
cattered  all  over  the  room 
the  floor  would  scare  at  the 
sight  of  a  Broom 
the  dishes  are  scattered  all 
over  the  bed  all  covered  with 
Sorgam  &  Gov  Bred 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  149 

Then  its  come  to  Lane  Co  there 

room  for  you  all  where 

the  Wind  Never  Sieses  &  rain 

Never  falls  and  Sun  Never 

Sets  But  will  all  ways  remain 

&  Burn  us  all  out  on  our  Gov  clame 

How  happy  am  I  on  my  Gov 

clame,  for  there  is  Nothing  to 

loose  and  Nothing  to  gain 

Nothing  to  eat  and  Nothing  to  ware 

&  Nothing  for  Nothing  is  honest  &  fair 

Huraw  for  Lane  Co  Huraw  for  the 

west  where  the  Farmers  &  labors 

are  ever  at  rest  for  there 

is  Nothing  to  do  but  swettly  remain 

And  Starve  like  a  man  on 

a  goverment  clame 

Now  all  those  good  people 

I  hope  they  will  staye  & 

chew  there  hard  tack  till  they 

Are  toothless  and  gray 

But  as  for  My  Self  I'l  Nolonger 

remain  and  starve  like  a  dog 

on  a  gov  clame 

I'm  going  to  leave  the 

West  &  travel  back  east  to  the 

girl  I  love  best  I'll  stop 

in  Topeka  and  get  Me  a 

wife  &  there  shall  I  stay 

the  rest  of  my  life 

THERE'S  NO  PLACE  LIKE  HOME 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Bertha  Parsons,  Wichita,  Kansas,  16  Jan- 
uary 1959.  Mrs.  Parsons  came  to  Kansas  in  1882  in  a  covered 
wagon.  Her  parents  settled  in  Harper  County.  She  learned  the 
song  from  her  brothers  quite  some  time  before  1900.  A  parody 
of  "Home  Sweet  Home,"  it  is  sung  to  the  same  tune.] 

Did  you  ever  get  up  in  the  middle  of  the  night — 
There's  no  place  like  home; 


150  Kansas  Folklore 

To  hunt  the  paregoric,  without  any  light — 

There's  no  place  like  home; 

You're  sure  to  step  on  an  up-turned  tack, 

The  baby'll  cry  till  his  lungs  will  crack; 

With  your  wife's  cold  feet  in  the  middle  of  your  back— 

There's  no  place  like  home. 

When  your  wife's  relation  come  to  visit  you — 

There's  no  place  like  home. 

They  bring  all  their  clothes,  and  stick  to  you  like  glue- 

There's  no  place  like  home. 

When  you  have  to  give  up  the  best  bed  you've  got 

And  go  and  sleep  on  an  old  rough  cot, 

With  your  brother-in-law,  who's  always  half  shot, 

There's  no  place  like  home. 


THE  WEAVER'S  SONG 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Bertha  Parsons,  Wichita,  Kansas,  16  Jan- 
uary 1959.  She  learned  the  song  from  her  mother.  Mrs.  Parsons 
commented,  "Grandfather  Allen  was  a  weaver;  he  had  four 
boys  and  wove  cloth  for  their  suits."  As  she  sang  the  chorus, 
Mrs.  Parsons  would  toss  her  left  hand  to  the  right  with  the  word 
"Whickety,"  and  her  right  hand  to  the  left  with  the  word 
"whackety."  She  repeated  the  gestures  with  "click  and  clack." 
The  word  "staccato"  was  pronounced  "stack-a-toe."] 

Down  by  the  river  lives  Weaver  John, 
And  a  jolly  old  John  is  he; 
Maud  is  the  name  of  his  dear  old  Dame, 
And  a  blessed  old  Dame  is  she. 

Whickety,  whackety;  click  and  clack; 
How  the  shutters  do  glance  and  ring; 
Here  they  go;  there  they  go;  forth  and  back. 
What  a  staccato  song  they  sing. 

Close  by  his  side  sits  his  dear  old  wife, 
Spinning  her  flaxen  thread. 
Dear  to  his  heart  is  the  wheel's  low  hum; 
It  was  purchased  when  they  were  wed. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  151 

Pussy  is  frisking  about  the  room 
With  kittens,  one,  two,  three,  four; 
Towser  is  taking  his  wonted  nap 
On  the  settle,  behind  the  door. 


THE  PRETTY  GIRL  I  LEFT  BEHIND 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Lois  Brown,  Liberal,  Kansas,  by  S.  J.  Sack- 
ett,  26  July  1957.  Mrs.  Brown  remembers  it  as  a  song  her  father, 
a  frontier  minister,  used  to  sing  when  she  was  a  girl;  he  had 
learned  it  from  an  Oklahoma  cowboy.  The  first  half  of  the  first 
stanza,  unfortunately,  is  indistinguishable  on  the  tape.] 


Transcribed  by  John  Chambers 


T7TLJJ  iJ'JM-  Bp  ^p  1 


■t w 

I'll      go     down 


Coul  -  ter        Can  -  yon 


(tnn   nnr  cfnv  Anrl    3t  Plirlr'r  Pit  _  n?  I'll         rrncc  n  _  »*■••        ^^"^ 


^  TV.       --  W.     .*■*"■"  *  mi 


And  at  Clark's  Fer  -  ry  I'll      cross  o  -  < 


m  i  .i  i 


■» — » — »- 

steer        my        way. 


To      the  Du.  -  na 


is  born  to  ramble 

And  to  leave  the  range  he's  rode  so  long. 

I'll  go  down  to  Coulter  Canyon 
And  neither  stop  nor  stay, 
And  at  Clark's  Ferry  I'll  cross  over; 
To  the  Duna  wet  I'll  steer  my  way. 

When  I  get  there,  another  cowboy 
In  that  there  lonely  camp  of  mine, 
I'll  think  about  my  fellow  cowboys 
And  the  pretty  girl  I  left  behind. 

Though  her  name  I  will  not  mention, 
Better  friends  there  are  but  few; 
But  the  best  of  friends  can't  keep  a  secret. 
They  can  keep  one  best  they  never  knew. 


152  Kansas  Folklore 

Here's  a  ring;  place  on  your  finger 
When  far  away  in  full  gleam. 
When  far  away  and  quite  forgotten, 
Look  at  this  ring  and  think  of  me. 

AIR  YE  WAKEN,  MAGGIE? 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Bertha  Parsons,  Wichita,  Kansas,  16  Jan- 
uary 1959.  Mrs.  Parsons  said,  "This  is  a  scrap  of  an  old  Scottish 
song  that  Grandfather  Allen  brought  from  Ireland.  Father  only 
sang  this  'once  in  a  blue  moon.'  Mother  only  learned  this 
much."] 

Oo,  mirk  an'  rainy  is  the  night 

An'  no'  a  starn  i'  a'  th'  cairy. 

Th'  lightnin'  flames  athwart  th'  lift 

An'  cry  o'  howlets  make  me  eerie. 

Oo,  air  ye  waken,  Maggie — 

Oo,  air  ye  waken,  Maggie? 

Lat  me  in,  for  ooh  th'  win' 

Gaes  roarin'  o'er  the  moorland  craggy. 

She  oopened  th'  doore  an'  lat  him  in, 
An'  throw  aside  his  dhrepin'  plaidie; 
Noo,  wha'  car'  I  for  annythin' — 
Noo,  Maggie,  sense  I'm  in  beside  ye? 
Noo,  sense  yer  waken,  Maggie, 
Noo,  sense  I'm  in  beside  ye. 
Wha'  car'  I  for  oows  tha'  cry 
On  Buertney  Banks  an'  wa's  so  craggy. 

OGALLEY  SONG 

[Collected  from  Charles  G.  Waterson,  Dighton,  Kansas,  by  Mrs. 
Alma  D.  Johnson,  26  May  1954.  Ogalley  probably  refers  to 
Ogallah,  Kansas,  once  briefly  a  cow  town;  or  it  may  refer  to 
Ogallala,  Nebraska,  although  the  name  in  the  song  differs 
slightly.] 

We  left  Nueces  River  in  April  eighty-one 

With  three  thousand  long-horned  cattle,  and  all  they  knowed 
was  run,  oh. 


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153 


We  got  them  through  the  bush  all  right,  clear  up  to  San 

An  tone, 
We  got  some  grub  and  headed  north,  as  slick  as  any  bone. 

We  crossed  the  Colorado  at  Austin,  a  big  town, 

And  headed  north  until  we  struck  the  store  of  high  renown. 

The  old  Red  River  was  on  the  prod  and  run  from  bank  to 

bank, 
We  busted  him  and  got  across,  a  good  horse  for  to  thank. 

The  Washita  was  running  full,  but  we  got  them  all  across, 
And  counted  out  on  the  other  bank,  and  never  had  a  loss. 

Then  we  got  to  Dodge  City  on  the  Arkansaw, 
Got  a  few  drinks  and  some  more  grub  and  pulled  north  once 
more. 

On  the  Smoky  Hill  we  ran  into  another  storm, 
The  boss  he  says  this  is  the  damnedest  country  I've  seen  since 
I  was  born. 


THE  HANCOCK  BOYS 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Ruth  Miller,  Dellvale,  Kansas,  by  Alice  S. 
Foley,  Summer,  1958.  Mrs.  Miller  learned  the  song  from  her 
mother.  It  took  all  kinds  to  settle  the  state,  but  the  spunky  Kan- 
sas girls  knew  how  to  handle  them  all.  The  name  of  any  town 
could  be  substituted  for  "Hancock."] 


Transcribed  by  John  Chambers 


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The      Han  -  cock      boys,     they 


think      they're      men,       They 


a  -  court  -  in 


1 1 1  i  i  ^  >■  i  js  1 1 1  m 


when     they       kin; 


They     will       steal        and 


they      will       lie,         To  cheat    some 


fie 


i  j1  m 


$ 


pret  -  ty      girl 


they        will         try. 


Tim  -  my  -     I  -       O, 


Tim  -  my  - 


jgEgEEJj 


Tim  -my 


I-O, 


I-O, 


Day. 


154  Kansas  Folklore 

The  Hancock  boys,  they  think  they're  men, 
They  go  a  courtin'  when  they  kin; 
They  will  steal  and  they  will  lie, 
To  cheat  some  pretty  girl  they  will  try. 

Timmy — I — O,  Timmy — I — O, 
Timmy— I— O,  Diddle— O— Day 

They  works  all  week  in  the  mud  and  dirt 
Just  to  buy  them  a  holiday  shirt 
A  rough  old  boot  and  down  before 
And  I  be  blamed  if  anything  more. 

And  then  to  an  evening  they  will  go, 

They  think  themselves  they  make  a  show; 

A  double  knotted  handkerchief  under  their  chin, 

They  look  like  saints  choked  with  sin. 

Now  young  man  I  suppose  you're  mad, 
And  if  you  are  I'm  very  glad; 
If  you  do  not  like  my  song, 
Take  your  hat  and  budge  along. 

THE  RAILROAD  MAN 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Sherla  Bizek  Furgason,  Hays,  Kansas,  by 
S.  J.  Sackett,  Spring,  1957.  Mrs.  Furgason  learned  the  song, 
which  became  popular  as  the  railroad  tracks  were  pushed  across 
the  country,  from  her  mother.  H.  M.  Belden,  Ballads  and 
Songs  (Columbia:  University  of  Missouri  Studies,  Vol.  IV,  No.  1, 
1940) ,  p.  377,  has  a  variant  in  which  the  girl  takes  the  railroad 
man  into  her  parlor.] 

I'll  never  marry  a  farmer, 

He's  always  in  the  dirt, 

But  I'm  going  to  marry  a  railroad  man 

Who  wears  a  calico  shirt. 

A  railroader,  a  railroader, 
A  railroader's  life  for  me. 
If  ever  I  marry  in  all  my  life, 
A  railroader's  wife  I'll  be. 


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155 


Transcribed  by  John  Chambers 


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pf^g 


nev  -  er         mar  -  ry        a 


+ — * — 

farm  -  er,  He's  al  -  ways  in  the 


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m 


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dirt, 


* * — it — ;± — st — ' — r * — 

ut       I'm  go  -  ing  to  *mar  -  ry    'a  rail  -  road  'man         WIk 


S^5 


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shirt.  A  rail  -  road  ■ 


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rail  -  road  -  cr 


rail  -  road  -  er's  lifc         for 


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MM   I  i   J 


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my      life,  A 


liar  -  ry  in 


lil  -  road  -  er's    wife    I'l 


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I'll  never  marry  a  printer, 

He's  always  in  the  ink, 

But  I'm  going  to  marry  a  railroader 

Whose  fortunes  never'll  sink. 

He  took  me  to  his  parlor 

He  cooled  me  with  his  fan 

He  whispered  low  in  my  charming  ear 

"Won't  you  marry  a  railroad  man?" 

PATANIO 

[Tape  recorded  by  Gail  Burns,  Emporia,  Kansas,  April,  1958. 
Mr.  Burns  learned  the  song  from  a  schoolmate  who  learned  it 
from  her  uncle.  There  is  a  version  called  "Pattonio,  the  Pride  of 
the  Plain"  in  Lomax  and  Lomax,  pp.  356-358.] 

You  gaze  at  the  picture  with  a  wondering  eye 
And  at  the  old  arrow  that  hangs  by  its  side. 
You  say,  "Tell  a  story." — A  story  there's  one; 
With  the  name  of  Patanio,  the  story's  begun. 


I'll  tell  you  a  story  that  will  thrill  you  I  know 
Of  a  horse  that  I  owned  down  in  New  Mexico. 


156  Kansas  Folklore 

TUNE  A— (Verse  1  only)  Expressively 


Transcribed  by  John  Chambers 


k  1  J  I J    HDJ  .H  I J  J  J^g 

**  '  You  «v  "TV1I       r»  sfn  -  rv "  A  crn  _  rv  ■&*»»'■  «- 


You  say,       "Tell     a  sto  -  ry "         A 


sto  -  ry         there's         one; 


B  B         i        .- 1 


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p 


^ 


With      the       name        o£         Pa     -        ta   -  ni     - 


¥mm  ■ 


the  sto  -  ry's     be  - 


TUNE  B  (Verses  2-9;  Verses  2  and  6  use  first  ending, 
Verses  3-5,    7-9  use  second  ending) 


|j»'j  j  •''  i  j  u  '-J  j  i  i^w 


I'll  tell        you 


-ry  that      will     thrill         V'ou  I  t""*  0f      a 


I J  nil  I  j  j  jjn  i  ;■ 


~* ■ —  — * r. — 4- st — ^t~ 

horse     that         I        owned      down  in       •  New      Mex  -  i  -  < 


He     was   swift       as      an 


J*  J'  J   f'  ?'  I  J   J    J    I  J    l'  Mil 


an  -  te  -  lope  and 


black      as         a  crow,        And      the star  on         his 


i 


i    i    h  § 


J   ?  ^  '  J  i   J     J  J 


^3 


f 


plain  -  n  -  n. 


fore  -  head     was         as  white        as       the       snow.        His 
TUNE  C  (Verse  10.  only) 


J   j  J  H j  j  i^ 


«■    ■ 


Of  all       the       fine  hors  -  es  that       I've         seen    draw      th 


c         rein, 


There        is     none  like         Pa       -       ta    -   ni     .     o,       the     Prldc  *  of        tnc   plain  -  n  -  n 


f 


He  was  swift  as  an  antelope  and  as  black  as  a  crow, 
And  the  star  on  his  forehead  was  as  white  as  the  snow. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  157 

His  hair  like  a  lady's  was  glossy  and  fine. 
He  was  reckless  and  proud,  yet  gentle  and  kind. 
His  neck  was  adorned  by  a  long  flowing  mane. 
They  called  him  Patanio,  the  pride  of  the  plain. 

One  day  the  captain  said  someone  must  go 

For  help  to  the  border  of  old  Mexico. 

A  dozen  brave  fellows  straightway  answered,  "Here." 

Patanio  beside  me,  standing  close  and  near. 

Said  the  captain,  "Your  horse  is  the  best  in  the  land. 
On  the  back  of  a  mustang  you  have  nothing  to  fear." 
I  mounted  my  horse  and  I  turned  his  head  north. 
The  black  struck  a  trot  and  he  held  it  all  night. 

When  up  from  behind  there  arose  a  great  yell, 
We  both  knew  the  redskins  were  hot  on  our  trail. 
I  rose  up  and  jingled  the  bell  on  his  reins, 
Spoke  his  name  gently  and  called  him  by  name. 

He  answered  the  touch  with  the  toss  of  his  head; 
His  black  body  lengthened  and  forward  we  sped. 
We  were  beating  the  redskins,  the  story  was  plain; 
Still  arrows  fell  around  us  like  showers  of  rain. 

We  were  beating  the  redskins,  the  story  was  plain, 
When  in  my  leg  I  felt  a  great  pain. 
Red  blood  rushed  forth  from  Patanio's  side, 
But  he  never  once  shortened  his  powerful  stride. 

On  down  the  trail  the  fort  loomed  ahead. 
The  gates  were  thrown  open  and  inward  we  sped. 
By  good  care  of  Patanio  we  both  were  soon  well, 
And  his  death  long  years  after  I'm  afraid  I  can't  tell. 

Of  all  the  fine  horses  that  I've  seen  draw  the  rein, 
There  is  none  like  Patanio,  the  pride  of  the  plain. 

ON  THE  BED  GROUND  IN  A  COW  CAMP 

[Collected  from  Andy  J.  Myers,  Dighton,  Kansas,  by  Alma  D. 
Johnson,  July,  1958.  According  to  the  informant,  this  song  was 
"made"  or  "fabricated"  by  a  man  whose  name  on  the  tape 


158 


Kansas  Folklore 


sounds  as  if  it  might  be  Dick  Gady.  The  bed  ground  referred  to 
was  located  south  of  Leoti,  Kansas.  At  the  time  (1882)  Gady  and 
Myers  were  working  for  the  E-K  ranch  "out  of  Garden  City."] 


Transcribed  by  John  Chambers 


k  >  ly  y  y  JT^-hr  MM    E=i=l 

Prime  all  .  rpn  -  Arr  ml  -  \pof*  fnlL-c  if  unit  _i u        U-..~  ,.~~,.» 


I 


col  -  lege       folks,       if  you       should     have        some 


MJ  M  I  lr   v  \  m  %   P  M 


r=* 


Go        out        a  -  mong      the  cow  -  boys,       dicy'll       show         you        how      it's 


done.  They'll    ride       the     prai  -  ries  o  -  ver  and        at         night    when    they      lay 


m  i  U'  I 


i  m  j  j  i 


s^=? 


i — t — t 


V    9    P 


P  I  1  I  I 


Their      hearts     as  gay       as      the        flow'rs        in         May       with       their 


beds      made  on     the        ground. 

Come  all  you  tender  college  folks,  if  you  should  have  some  fun. 
Go  out  among  the  cowboys,  they  will  show  you  how  it's  done. 
They  will  ride  the  prairies  over  and  at  night  when  they  lay 

down, 
Their  hearts  as  gay  as  the  flowers  in  May  with  their  beds  made 

on  the  ground. 

They  will  go  to  the  ball  and  swing  the  girls,  they  are  pretty 

good  at  that. 
They  will  ride  the  bucking  bronco  and  wear  the  wide  brimmed 

hat, 
With  a  California  saddle,  with  pants  stuck  in  their  boots, 
You  will  hear  the  spurs  a-jingling  and  maybe  someone  shoot. 

Oh,  they  are  a  little  rough,  I  must  confess  at  least. 
They  will  bet  on  a  horse  race  or  poker  seven  up, 
But  if  they  win  or  if  they  lose,  you  will  hear  them  squeal. 
But  the  very  next  time  they  meet  you,  they'll  give  you  a 
different  deal. 


Did  you  ever  meet  a  cowboy,  when  you  were  hungry  and  dry? 
And  ask  of  him  a  dollar  and  have  him  deny? 


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159 


No,  he'll  pull  out  his  pocketbook  and  give  you  a  note, 
They  are  the  very  best  boys  to  strike  when  you  are  hungry  and 
broke. 

CHARLES  GUITEAU 

[Collected  from  Ruth  Miller  of  Dellvale,  Kansas,  by  Alice  S. 
Foley,  Summer,  1958.  The  ballad  commemorates  the  assassina- 
tion of  President  James  A.  Garfield  by  Charles  Guiteau  in  1881. 
Mrs.  Miller  learned  this  version  from  her  mother;  other  texts 
may  be  found  in  Belden,  pp.  412-413,  and  The  Frank  C.  Brown 
Collection  of  North  Carolina  Folklore  (Durham:  Duke  Univer- 
sity Press,  1952) ,  II,  572-578.] 


Transcribed  by  John  Chambers 


--.  ii  *^#ii ■       .: „„~      .,1„  ,-,-,. ™«       Kpir  iiffiof       I  hnve  tn 


Come  all         you  Chris  -  tian  pco  -  pic,        come      hear         what      I         have 


p  ,i   r  iM1  g  mJ  t  )f\H>ms 


say,  And        like 


pay  at  -  ten  -  tion  to         the         few   words  that      I 


¥ 


« 


h — h 


J  rJlJJJj 


1 


T=i 


say.  For       the       raur  -  der  of 


ames     A        Gar  -  field 


am        con  -  demned 


ft i.  j  i  J1  m  1 1^  f  JV  jj^  i 


Up  -  on  the     thir  -  ti  -  eth 


day        of       June  up  -  on  the   scaf  -  fold 


$ jjm  im  |  j  ij  inn  ^m 


high.  But      my  name 


Charles  Gui  -  teau;       it's      a  name   I'll      nev  -  er     de 


$*+-^  I 1  M  r  1 1  i  1 1 1  I  I  I  I 


ny.  I  leave      my  a  -  ged  Par  - cnts  in  sor  -  row 


fti  i  in  j  j-u,  mm  f  f=g 


die,  But  lit  -  tie  did        I  think        while  in        my       youth  -  ful 


bloom        I'd       be  5ent         to      the  scaf  -  fold         to        meet       my       fa  -  tal    doom. 


Come  all  you  Christian  people,  come  hear  what  I  have  to  say, 
And  likewise  pay  attention  to  the  few  words  that  I  say. 


160  Kansas  Folklore 

For  the  murder  of  James  A.  Garfield  I  am  condemned  to  die 
Upon  the  thirtieth  day  of  June  upon  the  scaffold  high. 

But  my  name  is  Charles  Guiteau;  it's  a  name  I'll  never  deny. 
I  leave  my  aged  parents  in  sorrow  for  to  die, 
But  little  did  I  think  while  in  my  youthful  bloom 
I'd  be  sent  to  the  scaffold  to  meet  my  fatal  doom. 

It  was  on  the  thirtieth  day  of  June  my  sister  came  here; 

She  threw  her  arms  around  my  neck  and  wept  most  bitterly. 

Said  she:  "My  darling  brother,  today  you  surely  die 

For  the  murder  of  James  A.  Garfield  upon  that  scaffold  high. 

It  was  down  there  at  the  depot  I  tried  to  make  my  'scape, 
But  the  crowd  all  being  against  me  it  proved  to  be  too  late. 
The  judge  he  read  the  sentence.  The  jury  wrote  it  down: 
Upon  the  thirtieth  day  of  June  I'm  to  meet  my  fatal  doom. 

But  my  name  is  Charles  Guiteau,  my  name  I'll  never  deny. 
I  leave  my  aged  parents  in  sorrow  for  to  die, 
But  little  did  I  think  while  in  my  youthful  bloom 
I'd  be  taken  to  the  scaffold  to  meet  my  fatal  doom. 


FOLKSONGS  AND 
BALLADS 

Part  II 

Joan  O 'Bryant 

University  of  Wichita 


The  ten  songs  in  the  following  section  are  chosen  from  the 
more  than  fifteen  hundred  which  my  students  and  I  have  col- 
lected in  Kansas  during  the  past  few  years.  Most  of  my  collect- 
ing was  done  in  counties  near  Wichita  (Sedgwick,  Butler,  Cow- 
ley)   and  near  Pittsburg   (Crawford,  Cherokee,  Labette) . 

Two  of  the  songs,  "Lady  Margaret"  and  "The  Golden  Vanity," 
are  Child  ballads;  I  have  also  collected  in  Kansas  eleven  other 
Child  ballads,  two  of  them  in  fragmentary  form.  Another,  "Ris- 
selty  Rosselty,"  may  be  derived  from  a  ballad  in  the  Child  collec- 
tion. "The  Miller  and  His  Three  Sons"  and  "The  Gypsy  Maid" 
are  listed  in  G.  Malcolm  Laws,  Jr.,  American  Balladry  from  Brit- 
ish Broadsides  (Philadelphia:  Publications  of  the  American 
Folklore  Society,  Bibliographical  and  Special  Series,  No.  8, 
1957)  ;  "Pretty  Peggy  O,"  while  not  listed  in  Laws's  bibliogra- 
phy, also  derives  from  a  British  broadside.3  Although  "The 
Three  Rogues"  is  probably  not  a  broadside  ballad,  it  is  another 
song  of  British  origin. 

3  Broadside  ballads  were  printed  on  one  side  of  a  large  sheet  of  paper  for 
distribution  or  posting.  Since  they  were  sung  to  well-known  tunes,  usually 
only  the  words  were  reproduced.  Some  broadsides  were  of  folk  origin,  perhaps 
adapted,  while  others  were  original,  journalistic  ballads,  a  number  of  which 
later  entered  into  oral  tradition  and  developed  the  variant  versions  that  are 
the  mark  of  oral  transmission.  Extant  broadsides  date  from  the  sixteenth  to 
the  nineteenth  century. 

161 


162  Kansas  Folklore 

"McAfee's  Confession"  is  a  journalistic  ballad,4  of  the  type 
known  as  a  "criminal's  goodnight,"  of  American  origin.  Also  of 
American  derivation  is  "The  Jealous  Lover,"  a  very  common 
song;  it  belongs  to  a  class  which  has  not  been  given  an  official 
name  by  folklorists  but  which  I  would  call  "murdered  girl"  bal- 
lads. "Comin'  Back  to  Kansas"  apparently  is  local  in  origin  and 
circulation;  I  know  of  no  other  version. 

Without  exception,  the  singers  from  whom  I  collected  sang  in 
the  traditional,  straightforward  manner  without  accompaniment 
and  sounded  much  like  traditional  singers  from  the  Ozarks  or 
the  southern  Appalachians.  Most  of  the  singers  were  middle-aged 
(although  one  was  over  eighty) ,  and  none  corresponded  to  the 
popular  idea  of  a  traditional  folk  singer.  Most  lived  in  town,  sev- 
eral in  Wichita  (a  city  of  250,000)  ;  none  fit  the  "backwoods-bare- 
foot-log cabin"  pattern. 

FAIR  MARGARET  AND  SWEET  WILLIAM 
(CHILD  74) 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Florence  Martin,  Pittsburg,  Kansas,  Au- 
gust, 1958.  Mrs.  Martin  grew  up  near  Berry ville,  Arkansas,  where 
she  learned  the  song  from  her  mother,  who  called  it  a  "real 
old-time  love  song."  This  ballad,  which  Mrs.  Martin  knew  un- 
der the  title  of  "Sweet  William  and  Lady  Margaret,"  seems  to  be 
well  known  in  America.  Child,  II,  199,  remarks  that  it  was  "a 
favorite  of  the  stalls,"  which  might  account  for  its  popularity. 
The  rose-and-briar  ending,  which  is  usually  considered  a  stand- 
ard feature  of  the  ballad,  is  missing  in  the  Kansas  version.  For 
some  other  American  texts  see  Belden,  pp.  48-52;  Randolph,  I, 
108-112;  and  The  Frank  C.  Brown  Collection  of  North  Carolina 
Folklore,  II,  79-84.] 

Sweet  William  he  rose  one  morning  in  June, 
He  dressed  himself  in  blue. 
Pray  tell  to  me  the  love,  love,  love 
That's  between  Lady  Margaret  and  me. 

4  A  "journalistic  ballad"  is  one  which  has  the  same  purpose  as  a  present- 
day  newspaper:  the  dissemination  of  news.  Many  of  these,  like  the  tabloid 
press,  play  up  sensational  events. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads 

I  know  not  a  thing  about  Lady  Margaret's  love, 
I'm  sure  she  don't  love  me, 


163 


¥ 


TUNE  A— Verses  I,  2,  3,  4;  Verses  6,  7;  Verses  10-15 


Transcribed  by  Betty  Welsbacher 


I  |  j.  m  i  m 


^m 


-? — -* — • — t~    —* — — • — r — * — *■•  U) 

Sweet  Wil  -  liam      he     rose  one  morn  -  ing        jn  June.  He       dressed     hii 


I 


i J.  HI  %  i  ^^ 


# — ^ — C^7 


Pray     tell     to    me    •   die       love,    "'"love,  •  love    >^    That's         be  - 


I    1  ,1\    I      HI 


ween         La  -  dy    Mar  -  garet     /    "*"  and       7 


TUNE  B— Verse  5 


•The     *dav  *  beinu        eone       and  the       nieht     com  -  inir     on    •    'When 


The     *day  *  being       gone       and  the       night    com -ing    on    •   'When 

I)  o  ■'  j  m  i  i j.  m  mm 

all  men       were        a-       sleen.  Sweet  Wil  -  liam  dreamed    •'he     •  saw.  I.adv*       • 


all  men      were        a  -      sleep, 


weet  Wil  -  liam  dreamed    •  '  he     •  saw.  Lady ' 


Mar  -  garet  Stand  -  ing        at  his  bed  feet.      #   • 


TUNE  C-Verse  8 

J    <T- 

T  4      as     sk  3    J 

^     •*■     9     4r.      ^ 

A     Night  be  -  i 


^  r.  .,...        -I-  ^  ...  ^  «^  *fiF 


-» r 

Swect  Wil  -  liam  a  -  rose      and      said  •  •  * 

there  was       trou  ■ 


were        a  -  wake, 


k  there  was       trou  - 


his       head  From  'he  dream     that        he  dreamed    last  night. 


TUNE  D— Verse  9 


^     •     sr    9    "  9   *   ^    *  * — * — - 

He         dreamed       his        room        was  full        of       wild         swine  And        his 


H    s 


Ppl 


love         was        swim  -  ming       in  blood. 


164 

TUNE  E-Verse  16 


Kansas  Folklore 


s 


i  \i  m  j  u 


8  M  i 


f^i 


fold 


up       those 


sheets 


Made       of     lin  -  en 


m 


ffl 


^^ 


fine. 


"*  *^ ^ 

To  -  day  you 


Margaret's       cof  -  fin,  To  ■ 


weep        oyer 


Lady 


i  j  m  j  ii 


-o- — ? — - 

morrow  you'll 


*     *       ^ 

weep        o  -  ver        mine. 


But  tomorrow  morning  at  eight  o'clock 
Lady  Margaret  my  bride  shall  see. 

Lady  Margaret  was  standing  in  her  own  hall  door 
Combing  her  silken  hair, 
When  she  spied  sweet  William  and  his  bride 
As  to  the  church  drew  nigh. 

She  threw  away  her  ivory  comb, 
Back  her  silken  hair. 
Lady  Margaret  went  into  her  room 
Never  more  to  return. 

The  day  being  gone  and  the  night  coming  on 
When  all  men  were  asleep, 
Sweet  William  dreamed  he  saw  Lady  Margaret 
Standing  at  his  bed  feet. 

Saying,  how  do  you  like  your  bed,  kind  sir, 
And  how  do  you  like  your  sheet? 
And  how  do  you  like  your  new  wedded  wife, 
Who  is  lying  in  your  arms  asleep? 

Very  well,  very  well  do  I  like  my  bed, 
Very  well  do  I  like  my  sheet. 
Much  better  do  I  like  that  fair,  pretty  girl, 
That  is  standing  at  my  bed  feet. 

Night  being  gone  and  day  coming  on 

When  all  men  were  awake, 

Sweet  William  arose  and  said  there  was  trouble  in  his 

head 
From  the  dream  that  he  dreamed  last  night. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  165 

He  dreamed  his  room  was  full  of  wild  swine 
And  his  love  was  swimming  in  blood. 

Then  he  called  up  his  merry  mates  all, 
Called  them  one,  two,  three, 
And  then  he  asked  leave  of  his  wife 
Lady  Margaret  to  go  and  see. 

He  rode  'till  he  came  to  Lady  Margaret's  hall, 
He  rapped  so  loud  at  the  ring. 

There  was  none  so  ready  as  Lady  Margaret's  brother 
To  rise  and  let  him  in. 

Is  Lady  Margaret  out  at  church  today, 
Or  is  she  in  the  hall? 
Or  is  she  in  the  dining  room, 
Among  those  merry  ladies  all? 

Lady  Margaret  is  neither  at  church  today, 
Neither  in  the  hall. 
Lady  Margaret  is  in  her  cold  coffin, 
Laid  out  against  the  wall. 

Pull  down,  pull  down  those  Ireland  sheets 
Made  of  linen  so  fine. 
Let  me  once  kiss  those  clay  cold  lips 
That  so  often  have  kissed  mine. 

Then  he  kissed  her  on  the  chin, 
Then  ajl  on  the  cheek, 
Then  he  kissed  the  clay  cold  lips 
That  so  often  had  kissed  him. 

Fold  up,  fold  up  those  Ireland  sheets, 
Made  of  linen  so  fine. 

Today  you  weep  over  Lady  Margaret's  coffin, 
Tomorrow  you'll  weep  over  mine. 

THE  SWEET  TRINITY    (THE  GOLDEN  VANITY) 
(CHILD  286) 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Letha  Watkins,  Wichita,  Kansas,  July, 
1958.  Mrs.  Watkins  grew  up  in  Greenwood  County,  Kansas,  and 
said  her  father  often  sang  this  song,  which  was  known  in  her 


166 


Kansas  Folklore 


family  as  "The  Golden  Willow  Tree,"  while  he  rocked  her  and 
the  other  children  on  his  lap.  Child  prints  three  texts  of  the  bal- 
lad, and  most  American  versions  appear  to  be  closest  to  his  Ver- 
sion C.  The  ballad  seems  widely  known  in  America.  See  Cecil  J. 
Sharp,  English  Folk  Songs  from  the  Southern  Appalachians 
(London:  Oxford  University  Press,  1932),  I,  282-291;  Belden, 
pp.  97-101;  Paul  G.  Brewster,  Ballads  and  Songs  of  Indiana 
(Bloomington:  Indiana  University  Press,  1940) ,  pp.  158-164; 
Randolph,  I,  195-202;  and  The  Frank  C.  Brown  Collection  of 
North  Carolina  Folklore,  II,  191-195.] 


Transcribed  by  Betty  Wclsbacher 


i  i  j  j  j  p  1 1!  J?  h  j 


=r 


was       an       old        ship      that      was 


See* 


>  g   l     '     |    *    \  g    s    g    f,    g      =fe= 

>  V    y     I      p   y    '   ^    I?    y    ty  *     • 


name       o£      tliat        ship       was        the 


Gold  -  en  Wil  -  low       Tree.  She       was 


£^ 


v  v ;  j  1 1  -1  ^m 


V=¥- 


sail  -  in*       in         tlic         low  -  landsj 


lie  so  low,         She         was 


\  I  Jj  1  I  J  J 


sail  -  in'  in        the  low  -  land  sea. 


There  was  an  old  ship  that  was  sailin'  on  the 

sea, 
The  name  of  that  ship  was  the  Golden  Willow 

Tree. 
She  was  sailin'  in  the  lowlands,  lie  so  low, 
She  was  sailin'  in  the  lowland  sea. 

We  hadn't  been  a-sailin'  more  than  leagues  two 

or  three, 
When  we  came  in  sight  of  the  Turkey  Roguery, 
She  was  layin'  in  the  lowlands,  lie  so  low, 
She  was  layin'  in  the  lowland  sea. 


When  up  from  below  came  a  little  cabin  boy 
Saying,  what  will  you  give  me  the  ship  to 
destroy? 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  167 

I  can  sink  her  in  the  lowland,  lie  so  low, 
I  can  sink  her  in  the  lowland  sea. 

Well,  says  the  captain,  I'll  give  you  money,  I'll 

give  you  ease, 
I've  an  only  daughter  you  may  marry  when  you 

please, 
If  you'll  sink  her  in  the  lowland,  lie  so  low, 
If  you'll  sink  her  in  the  lowland  sea. 

So  he  took  off  his  coat  and  in  jumped  he, 
Swam  'til  he  came  to  the  Turkey  Roguery, 
She  was  layin'  in  the  lowland,  lie  so  low, 
She  was  layin'  in  the  lowland  sea. 

He  had  a  little  auger  that  he  kept  for  this  use, 
He  put  nine  holes  in  the  bottom  of  the  boat, 
For  to  sink  her  in  the  lowland,  lie  so  low, 
For  to  sink  her  in  the  lowland  sea. 

Now  some  with  their  caps  and  some  with  their 

hats 
Were  trying  to  stop  up  the  salt-water  gaps, 
For  they  were  sinking  in  the  lowland,  lie  so  low, 
They  were  sinking  in  the  lowland  sea. 

He  said  to  the  captain,  now  take  me  on  board, 
And  be  to  me  as  good  as  your  word, 
For  I  sunk  her  in  the  lowland,  lie  so  low, 
I  sunk  her  in  the  lowland  sea. 

Oh  no,  said  the  captain,  I  can't  take  you  on 

board, 
Nor  be  to  you  as  good  as  my  word, 
But  I  can  sink  you  in  the  lowland,  lie  so  low, 
I  can  sink  you  in  the  lowland  sea. 

If  it  weren't  for  the  love  that  I  have  for  your 

men, 
I'd  do  to  you  what  I  did  to  them. 
I'd  sink  you  in  the  lowland,  lie  so  low, 
I'd  sink  you  in  the  lowland  sea. 


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So  he  turned  on  his  back  and  down  went  he, 
Waving  farewell  to  the  Golden  Willow  Tree. 
He  was  sinking  in  the  lowland,  lie  so  low, 
He  was  sinking  in  the  lowland  sea. 

RISSELTY  ROSSELTY 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Lizzie  Troup,  Winfield,  Kansas,  May, 
1958.  Mrs.  Troup  came  to  Kansas  from  Missouri  as  a  child  and 
learned  from  her  father  a  number  of  songs,  including  this  one, 
which  went  by  the.  name  of  "Nickerty  Nockerty  Now,  Now, 
Now."  In  Mrs.  Troup's  version  the  nonsense  phrase  "risselty  ros- 
selty,"  which  gives  the  song  its  standard  title,  has  been  replaced 
by  "wisselty  wosselty."  A  Missouri  version  of  this  song  is  re- 
corded by  Vance  Randolph,  IV,  190-193,  and  he  refers  to  a  ver- 
sion recorded  in  Nebraska  by  Louise  Pound.  Some  folklorists 
consider  the  song  a  secondary  version  of  "The  Wife  Wrapt  in 
Wether's  Skin"  (Child  277)  omitting  the  narrative  element, 
which  consists  of  the  slattern's  punishment:  her  husband  would 
not  thrash  her  but  took  her  out  to  his  wool  shack,  laid  a  sheep- 
skin across  her  back,  and  thrashed  the  sheepskin.] 


Transcribed  by  Betty  Welsbacher 


J     |   |    I   J     IS 


"I         g      g 


married  me      a       wife       in       the  month     of       June,      With 


.1    N  J    h-U-  e    i    M 


wow,    wow,       wow, 


Took      her       home       by     the 


h   s   Is  E  E  £ 


*  *  +  *  * 

wisselty  wosselty, 


light     of       the      moon,  Widi     a 


i  1 1  i  1 1  H  i  j  mm 


John 


f^§ 


bobberty, 


Nickerty 


nockerty 


now,     now,    now. 


I  married  me  a  wife  in  the  month  of  June, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty  wow,  wow,  wow, 
Took  her  home  by  the  light  of  the  moon, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty,  ho  John  bobberty, 
Nickerty  nockerty  now,  now,  now. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  169 

She  swept  her  floor  but  once  a  month, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty  wow,  wow,  wow. 
And  every  stroke  it  brought  a  grunt, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty,  ho  John  bobberty, 
Nickerty  nockerty  now,  now,  now. 

She  combed  her  hair  but  once  a  year, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty  wow,  wow,  wow, 
And  every  stroke  it  brought  a  tear, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty,  ho  John  bobberty, 
Nickerty  nockery  now,  now,  now. 

She  churned  her  butter  in  dad's  old  boot, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty  wow,  wow,  wow, 
Instead  of  a  dash  she  wiggled  her  foot, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty,  ho  John  bobberty, 
Nickerty  nockerty  now,  now,  now. 

She  peddled  her  butter  all  over  town, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty  wow,  wow,  wow, 
The  print  of  her  foot  was  on  every  pound, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty,  ho  John  bobberty, 
Nickerty  nockerty  now,  now,  now. 

She  strained  her  cheese  through  dad's  old  sock, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty  wow,  wow,  wow, 
The  toe  jam  run  down  into  the  crock, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty,  ho  John  bobberty, 
Nickerty  nockerty  now,  now,  now. 

She  went  upstairs  to  make  the  bed, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty  wow,  wow,  wow, 
She  fell  over  the  chair  and  bumped  her  head, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty,  ho  John  bobberty, 
Nickerty  nockerty  now,  now,  now. 

She  went  outdoors  to  milk  the  cow, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty  wow,  wow,  wow, 
She  made  a  mistake  and  milked  the  sow, 
With  a  wisselty  wosselty,  ho  John  bobberty, 
Nickerty  nockerty  now,  now,  now, 


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Kansas  Folklore 


PRETTY  PEGGY  O 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Florence  Martin,  Pittsburg,  Kansas,  Au- 
gust, 1958.  Mrs.  Martin  described  the  song,  which  she  called 
"Pretty  Peggy,"  as  her  "favorite  love  song"  because  it  was  taught 
to  her  by  her  grandfather,  who  learned  it  in  1846  while  he  was 
a  soldier  in  the  Mexican  War.  The  song  is  not  very  common  in 
America.  Sharp,  II,  59-62,  prints  four  versions  of  it  from  Ken- 
tucky and  North  Carolina;  and  Belden,  p.  160,  one  from  Mis- 
souri. In  his  notes  Sharp  refers  to  British  versions  in  Grieg's  Folk- 
Song  of  the  North-East,  Christie's  Traditional  Ballad  Airs, 
Ford's  Vagabond  Songs  and  Ballads,  and  a  broadside  by  Pitts 
called  "Pretty  Peggy  of  Derby."] 


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I'm  going  over  the  sea,  Pretty  Peggy  O, 
I'm  going  over  the  sea  to  die, 
Where  you'll  never  more  see  me, 
So  fare  you  well,  Pretty  Peggy  O. 

Our  captain  he  was  young,  Pretty  Peggy  O, 

Our  captain  he  was  young, 

He  was  scarcely  twenty-one, 

And  he  died  for  the  love  of  Peggy  O. 


Our  captain's  name  was  Wade,  Pretty  Peggy  O, 

Our  captain's  name  was  Wade, 

And  he  died  for  a  maid, 

And  they  buried  him  in  the  Louisiana  country,  O. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  171 

Through  the  courts  you  shall  ride,  Pretty  Peggy  O, 
Through  the  courts  you  shall  ride, 
With  your  true-love  by  your  side, 
And  be  as  grand  as  any  in  the  ivory,  O. 

What  would  your  mother  think,  Pretty  Peggy  O, 

What  would  your  mother  think, 

For  to  hear  the  guineas  chink, 

And  the  soldiers  marching  around  you,  O? 

You're  a  person  I  adore,  Pretty  Peggy  O. 

You're  a  person  I  adore, 

But  your  calling  is  so  low, 

I'm  afraid  your  mother  would  be  angry,  O. 

She  came  tripping  downstairs,  Pretty  Peggy  O, 

She  came  tripping  downstairs, 

Combing  back  her  yellow  hair, 

To  take  her  last  fare-you-well  from  sweet  William,  O. 

THE  THREE  ROGUES 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Elsie  Tower,  Labette  County,  Kansas, 
June,  1958.  Mrs.  Tower  learned  the  song  as  a  child,  but  was  un- 
able to  remember  where  she  first  heard  it.  She  has  lived  most  of 
her  life  in  Labette  County.  "The  Three  Rogues"  is  a  humorous 
ditty  which  Belden  says  was  "originally,  in  England,  sung  of  the 
time  'when  Arthur  ruled  this  land.'  "  This  line  was  changed  in 
America  to  "In  good  old  colony  times."  There  seems  to  be  little 
variation  in  the  American  versions  I  have  seen.  For  some  Ameri- 
can texts  see  Belden,  pp.  268-270;  Randolph,  I,  416;  and  The 
Frank  C.  Brown  Collection  of  North  Carolina  Folklore,  II,  458- 
459.] 

In  good  old  colony  times 
When  we  lived  under  a  king, 
Three  roguish  chaps  fell  into  mishaps 
Because  they  could  not  sing. 

The  first  he  was  a  miller, 

And  the  second  he  was  a  weaver, 


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Kansas  Folklore 


Transcribed  by  Betty  Welsbacher 


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And  the  third  he  was  a  little  tailor  boy, 
Three  roguish  chaps  together. 

The  miller  he  stole  corn, 

The  weaver  he  stole  yarn, 

And  the  little  tailor  boy  stole  broadcloth  enough 

To  keep  those  three  rogues  warm. 

The  miller  got  drowned  in  his  dam, 

And  the  weaver  got  hung  in  his  yarn, 

And  the  sheriff  clapped  his  hands  on  the  little 

tailor  boy 
With  the  broadcloth  under  his  arm. 

With  his  broadcloth  under  his  arm, 
With  his  broadcloth  under  his  arm, 
And  the  sheriff  clapped  his  hands  on  the  little 

tailor  boy, 
With  his  broi  \v'lot*\  under  his  arm. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads 


173 


THE  MILLER  AND  HIS  THREE  SONS 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Elsie  Tower,  Labette  County,  Kansas, 
June,  1958.  This  satirical  account  of  the  dishonest  miller,  which 
Mrs.  Tower  knew  under  the  title  "The  Miller's  Sons,"  seems  to 
be  widely  known  in  America  and  Britain.  Belden  says,  "The  ear- 
liest appearance  of  our  ballad  that  I  have  found  is  a  broadside 
in  the  Roxburghe  and  Douce  collections  (Roxburghe  Ballads, 
VIII,  611-2)  dated  by  Ebsworth  'c.  1730,'  from  which  the  tra- 
ditional texts  gathered  in  the  last  century  do  not  greatly  vary." 
For  some  American  texts  see  Sharp,  II,  221-224;  Belden,  pp.  244- 
247;  Randolph,  I,  359-365;  and  The  Frank  C.  Brown  Collec- 
tion of  North  Carolina  Folklore,  II,  440-444.] 


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Transcribed  by  Betty  Welsbacher 


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There  was  an  old  man,  in  Chester  did  dwell, 
He  had  three  sons  and  I  knew  them  well, 
He  was  taken  sick  and  liken  to  die, 
So  he  sent  for  his  sons  immediatelie, 
With  a  fie  diddle  aye  day. 


First  he  called  for  his  oldest  son, 
My  son,  my  son,  my  race  is  run, 
And  if  to  you  this  mill  I  leave, 
Pray  tell  to  me  what  toll  you'll  give, 
With  a  fie  diddle  aye  day. 


174  Kansas  Folklore 

Oh  father,  you  know  my  name  'tis  Ralph, 
And  of  every  bushel  I'll  take  one  half, 
Every  bushel  that  I  do  grind, 
I'll  make  as  good  living  as  I  can  find, 
With  a  fie  diddle  aye  day. 

My  son,  my  son,  'tis  you  won't  do, 
"lis  you  won't  do  as  I  have  done, 
The  mill  to  you  I  cannot  leave, 
For  by  such  toll  no  man  can  live, 
With  a  fie  diddle  aye  day. 

Then  he  called  for  his  second  son, 
My  son,  my  son,  my  race  is  run, 
And  if  to  you  this  mill  I'll  leave, 
Pray  tell  to  me  what  toll  you'll  give? 
With  a  fie  diddle  aye  day. 

Oh  father,  you  know  my  name  'tis  Dick, 
Out  of  every  bushel  I'll  take  one  peck, 
Every  bushel  that  I  do  grind, 
I'll  make  as  good  living  as  I  can  find, 
With  a  fie  diddle  aye  day. 

My  son,  my  son,  'tis  you  won't  do, 
'Tis  you  won't  do  as  I  have  done, 
The  mill  to  you  I  cannot  leave, 
For  by  such  toll  no  man  can  live, 
With  a  fie  diddle  aye  day. 

Then  he  called  for  his  youngest  son, 
My  son,  my  son,  my  race  is  run, 
And  if  to  you  this  mill  I'll  leave, 
Pray  tell  to  me  what  toll  you'll  give? 
With  a  fie  diddle  aye  day. 

Oh  father,  you  know  I'm  your  darling  boy, 
And  stealing  corn  is  all  my  joy, 
I'll  steal  the  corn  and  swear  to  the  sack, 
And  box  the  boys  when  they  come  back, 
With  a  fie  diddle  aye  day. 

My  son,  my  son,  'tis  you  will  do, 
'Tis  you  will  do  as  I  have  done, 


Folksongs  and  Ballads 


175 


The  mill  is  yours,  the  old  man  cried, 
And  then  he  closed  his  crystal  eyes, 
With  a  fie  diddle  aye  day. 


McAfees  confession 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Lizzie  Troup,  Winfield,  Kansas,  August, 
1958.  With  the  exception  of  two  fragments  printed  by  Sharp, 
II,  15-16,  most  of  the  published  texts  of  this  criminal's  goodnight 
are  quite  close  to  the  version  presented  here.  Belden  says  the 
song  "spread  no  doubt  by  print,  altho  the  only  ballad  print  of  it 
that  I  have  found  is  that  of  Missouri  D."  He  relates  the  ballad 
to  the  hanging  of  John  McAfee  in  Dayton,  Ohio,  on  28  March 
1825.  Mrs.  Troup  told  me  that  the  song  was  "a  true  song"  but 
had  no  evidence  to  confirm  it.  It  had  been  sung  to  her  as  "true." 
Olive  Woolley  Burt,  American  Murder  Ballads  and  Their 
Stories  (New  York:  Oxford  University  Press,  1958) ,  p.  22,  says 
that  the  ballad  "is  supposed  to  recount  an  actual  murder  that 
happened  in  West  Virginia.  However,  I  have  not  been  able  to 
discover  any  particulars  of  the  crime."  She  prints  a  text  from 
Portland,  Oregon,  which  is  close  to  the  other  full  texts  I  have 
seen.  For  some  other  texts  see  Belden,  pp.  317-321,  and  Ran- 
dolph, II,  24-29.] 


Transcribed  by  Betty  Welsbacher 


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176  Kansas  Folklore 

Young  men  draw  near  and  learn  of  me 
My  sad  and  mournful  history, 
And  may  you  ne'er  forgetful  be, 
Of  all  this  day  I  tell  to  thee. 

Before  I  had  reached  my  fifth  year 
My  father  and  my  mother  dear 
Were  both  laid  in  their  silent  grave 
By  him  who  had  their  beings  gave. 

No  more  my  mother's  voice  I  heard, 
No  more  my  mother's  love  I  shared. 
No  more  was  I  a  father's  boy, 
I  was  a  helpless  orphan  boy. 

But  providence,  the  orphan's  friend, 
A  kind  relief  did  quickly  send, 
And  snatched  from  want  and  penury 
Poor  little  orphan  McAfee. 

Nine  years  was  I  most  kindly  reared 
And  oft  times  kind  advice  I  heard, 
But  I  was  thoughtless,  young,  and  gay, 
And  oft  times  broke  the  Sabbath  day. 

Then  came  the  fatal  day 

When  from  my  home  I  ran  away. 

It  proved  the  deed  that  changed  my  life 

For  I  took  unto  myself  a  wife. 

She  was  kind  and  good  to  me, 
As  any  woman  need  to  be, 
Alive  would  be  I  have  no  doubt 
Had  I  not  seen  Miss  Hettie  Stout. 

Well  do  I  mind  the  very  day 
That  Hettie  stole  my  heart  away 
My  love  for  her  controlled  my  will 
And  it  caused  me  my  wife  to  kill. 

Was  on  one  pleasant  summer's  night, 
The  sky  was  clear,  the  stars  shone  bright, 
And  as  my  wife  lay  on  the  bed 
I  approached  her  and  thus  I  said: 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  177 

Here,  wife,  is  medicine  I  brought 
For  you  this  day,  which  I  have  bought, 
Take  it,  my  dear,  it  will  cure  you 
Of  those  wild  fits,  pray  take  it  do. 

She  gave  to  me  a  tender  look 
And  in  her  mouth  the  poison  took, 
And  with  her  baby  on  the  bed 
Down  in  her  last,  long  sleep  she  lay. 

I,  fearing  that  she  was  not  dead, 
My  hands  upon  her  throat  I  laid, 
And  there  such  deep  impressions  made 
Her  soul  soon  from  its  body  fled. 

0  then  my  heart  was  filled  with  woe, 

1  cried,  O  whither  shall  I  go? 
How  can  I  quit  this  awful  place 
This  world  again  how  can  I  face? 

The  moments  now  are  drawing  nigh 
When  from  this  earth  my  soul  shall  fly, 
To  meet  Jehovah  at  the  bar 
And  my  final  sentence  hear. 

Dear  friends,  I  bid  you  all  adieu 
No  more  on  earth  shall  I  see  you, 
But  in  heaven's  bright  and  flowery  plain 
I  hope  to  meet  you  all  again. 

THE  GYPSY  MAID 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  A.  L.  Hartley,  Wichita,  Kansas,  April, 
1958.  Mrs.  Hartley  knew  the  song  as  "The  Gypsy  Wedding."  It 
comes,  says  Randolph,  "from  a  ribald  English  song,  'The  Little 
Gypsy  Girl'  (Ebsworth,  Roxburghe  Ballads,  8,  1897,  p.  853) ." 
The  song  does  not  appear  to  be  very  widely  known.  Another 
American  version  appears  in  Randolph,  I,  437-439.] 

My  father's  a  gypsy 
And  I  am  a  gypsy  too, 
My  mother  died  and  left  me 
Some  counting  for  to  do. 


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Kansas  Folklore 


Transcribed  by  Betty  Welsbacher 


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With  a  knapsack  on  my  shoulder 
I  bid  them  all  farewell, 
I  took  a  trip  to  London 
Some  fortunes  for  to  tell. 

As  I  was  a-walking, 
A-walking  down  the  street 
A  nice,  handsome  lawyer 
Had  I  chance  to  meet. 

He  loved  my  pretty  brown  cheeks, 
He  loved  them  so  well, 
He  said,  my  pretty  fair  maid 
Won't  you  my  fortune  tell? 

O  yes  sir,  O  yes  sir, 
Hold  out  to  me  your  hand, 
For  you  have  such  a  fortune 
Far  off  in  dixon's  [distant?]  land. 

You've  courted  many  fair  ladies 
You've  put  them  all  aside, 
It's  now  this  little  gypsy  girl 
That  is  to  be  your  bride. 

He  took  me  and  led  me 
To  a  palace  on  yon  shore, 
Servants  were  waiting  there 
To  open  wide  the  door. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads 


179 


The  wedding  bells  did  ring, 
The  gypsy  music  played, 
Now  it's  a  celebration 
For  a  gypsy  wedding  day. 

THE  JEALOUS  LOVER 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Irene  Tingley,  Wichita,  Kansas,  April, 
1958.  This  is  one  of  the  best  known  of  all  folksongs  in  America. 
There  are  eighteen  texts  in  the  Missouri  collection,  and  Ran- 
dolph prints  ten,  including  several  fragments.  Helen  Hartness 
Flanders,  The  New  Green  Mountain  Songster  (New  Haven: 
Yale  University  Press,  1939) ,  p.  79,  says,  "A  folk  singer  who  does 
not  know  it  ['The  Jealous  Lover']  is  a  rare  exception."  There 
are  twenty-two  texts  and  fragments  in  The  Frank  C.  Brown  Col- 
lection of  North  Carolina  Folklore.  Another  version  of  the  song 
from  Kansas  was  recorded  by  Eugene  Jemison,  "Solomon  Valley 
Ballads,"  Folkways  FP23.] 

Transcribed  by  Betty  Welsbacher 


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her         grave. 

Under  the  weeping  willow 
All  silently  dressed  in  white, 
Lies  the  form  of  Nellie 
All  silent  in  her  grave. 

It  was  on  one  Sunday  evening 
When  gently  falls  the  dew, 
Up  to  her  lonely  cottage 
Her  jealous  lover  drew. 

O  come,  let  us  go  a-wandering 
Upon  the  meadow  gay, 


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Kansas  Folklore 


O  come,  let  us  go  a-pondering 
Upon  our  wedding  day. 

0  I'm  so  sad  and  lonely 

1  do  not  care  to  roam, 
For  roaming  is  so  weary 

I  pray  you  take  me  home. 

Up  stepped  her  jealous  lover 
And  he  makes  one  solemn  vow, 
Not  a  mortal  hand  can  save  you 
In  a  moment  you  must  die. 

Down  upon  her  knees  before  him 
She  gently  pleads  for  life, 
But  in  her  snow-white  bosom 
He  plunged  a  fatal  knife. 

He  sighed  not  when  he  crushed  her 
To  his  young  but  cruel  heart, 
He  sighed  not  when  he  pierced  her 
For  he  knew  that  they  must  part. 

O  Edward,  I'll  forgive  you 

If  this  be  my  last  breath, 

O  Edward,  I've  never  deceived  you, 

And  she  closed  her  eyes  in  death. 


COMIN*  BACK  TO  KANSAS 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Clara  Ballard,  Butler  County,  Kansas, 
April,  1958.  Mrs.  Ballard  has  lived  in  Butler  County  all  her  life 
and  learned  the  song  as  a  girl.  I  have  found  no  versions  of  it  in 
any  of  the  collections  I  have  examined.] 

Transcribed  by  Betty  Welsbacher 


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They  are  crossin'  on  the  bridge, 


ev  -  ery  ridge. 


Folksongs  and  Ballads  181 

You  can  see  their  mover  wagons 
On  the  top  of  every  ridge. 

On  the  highways  and  the  turnpikes 
You  can  see  their  wagons  cpme, 
For  they're  comin'  back  to  Kansas 
And  they're  comin'  on  the  run. 

Who's  a  comin'  back  to  Kansas? 
Why,  the  migratory  crowd 
That  left  the  state  some  months  ago 
With  curses  long  and  loud, 

And  they  swore  by  the  eternal 
They  would  never  more  return 
To  this  Kansas  land  infernal 
Where  the  hot  winds  blast  and  burn. 

Where  the  rivers  run  in  riot 
When  you  want  it  to  be  dry, 
Where  the  sun  so  fiercely  scorches 
When  you  want  a  cloudy  sky. 

So  they  loaded  up  the  children 
And  they  whistled  for  the  dog, 
Tied  a  cow  behind  the  wagon, 
To  the  butcher  sold  the  hog. 

Hitched  the  ponies  to  the  schooner, 
Turned  her  prow  toward  the  east, 
Left  this  beastly  state  of  Kansas 
For  a  land  of  fat  and  feast. 

Did  they  find  it?  No,  they  didn't, 
Though  they  roamed  the  country  o'er, 
From  the  lakes  up  in  the  northland 
To  the  far  off  ocean  shore. 

And  they  found  that  other  sections 
Had  their  tales  of  woe  to  sing, 
So  they're  humpin'  now  for  Kansas 
At  the  breakin'  forth  of  spring. 


CUSTOMS 

S.  J.  Sackett 
Fort  Hays  Kansas  State  College 


A  custom  is  a  traditional  practice  or  observance;  a  folk  custom, 
as  the  name  specifies,  is  one  practiced  or  observed  by  a  group  of 
people,  not  merely  by  a  family  or  an  individual.  Two  common 
types  of  folk  customs  are  illustrated  by  the  observance  of  calen- 
dar festivals  and  of  significant  personal  occasions:  New  Year's, 
Valentine's  Day,  Independence  Day,  Hallowe'en,  Thanksgiving, 
and  Christmas  are  examples  of  the  first;  christenings,  weddings, 
and  wakes  of  the  second.  A  third  class  includes  those  customs 
which,  although  they  may  have  an  ancillary  function,  serve 
chiefly  as  the  occasion  for  a  social  gathering.  Thus,  while  the 
pioneer  literary  had  an  educational  purpose,  it  was  welcomed 
as  an  opportunity  to  meet  periodically  with  other  members  of 
the  community;  and  similarly  today,  although  baby  showers  are 
held  in  order  to  give  presents  to  the  expectant  mother,  women 
are  pleased  at  the  chance  to  get  together  and  visit.  A  fourth 
category  of  customs  pertains  to  the  ordinary  way  of  life  of  a  peo- 
ple, their  manner  of  doing  things,  but  no  examples  of  this  class 
are  included  here  because  as  yet  comparatively  few  such  cus- 
toms have  been  recorded  in  Kansas.  Collectors  have  devoted 
their  attention  to  the  other  three,  probably  because  they  are 
more  colorful  and  striking. 

In  the  past  Kansas,  like  other  pioneer  states,  had  a  number  of 
customs  now  unfamiliar  to  us — the  literary,  for  example,  and 
the  box  social.  Moreover,  frontier  conditions  affected  the  way 
Kansas  pioneers  celebrated  such  occasions  as  Decoration  Day  and 
Christmas.  In  studying  these  customs  we  add  to  our  understand- 
ing of  frontier  life. 

In  our  own  day  there  are  still  many  Kansas  communities  com- 

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Customs  183 

posed  of  the  descendants  of  European  immigrants  who  brought 
with  them  the  customs  of  their  native  lands.  Some  of  these  na- 
tional groups  celebrated  calendar  festivals  which  were  not  com- 
mon in  the  American  tradition;  the  Swedes,  for  example,  cele- 
brated Midsummer's  Eve.  Other  newcomers  adapted  unfamil- 
iar calendar  festivals  to  their  own  purposes,  as,  for  instance, 
the  Bohemians  observed  Bohemian  Day  at  Thanksgiving.  Na- 
tional groups  also  had  their  own  traditional  ways  of  marking 
important  occasions,  such  as  weddings.  While  some  of  their  tra- 
ditional practices  are  still  observed,  the  force  of  others  has  di- 
minished as  the  younger  generation,  more  completely  Ameri- 
canized, has  lost  interest  in  maintaining  the  traditions  of  their 
forebears.  These  customs  should  be  recorded  before  they  dis- 
appear. 

Nowadays  Kansans  observe  only  a  few  customs  which  their  fel- 
low Americans  do  not.  It  would  be  tedious,  therefore,  to  re- 
count the  manner  in  which  the  ordinary  American  calendar  fes- 
tivals are  celebrated,  or  to  describe  contemporary  Kansas  bridal 
showers,  weddings,  and  housewarmings.  But  there  are  a  few  Kan- 
sas communities  which  observe  customs  that,  while  certainly  not 
bizarre,  are  a  little  uncommon,  and  thus  deserve  notice.  In  this 
study  they  are  represented  by  three  western  Kansas  shivarees. 


PIONEER  CUSTOMS 

Calendar  Customs 

First  Christmas  in  Kansas 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  H.  A.  Opdycke,  Russell,  Kansas,  by  Wil- 
mer  Strecker,  15  April  1960.  Mrs.  Opdycke's  father  came  to 
Kansas  in  1875,  and  the  other  members  of  the  family  joined 
him  in  April  of  the  following  year.] 

There  were  no  churches  in  Russell  when  we  came,  but  they 
did  build  the  Congregational  Church  that  year.  They  were  hop- 
ing to  have  it  finished  in  time  to  have  a  observance  of  Christmas 
held,  but  they  failed.  But  they  did  get  it  enclosed  so  they  could 
put  up  a  Christmas  tree  in  the  vestibule  of  the  old  church.  That 


184  Kansas  Folklore 

was  my  first  Christmas  tree,  and  of  course  one  that  I  never  could 
forget. 

I  well  recall  the  first  Christmas  in  Kansas — and  that  by  the  way 
would  be  my  birthday — the  first  Christmas  that  I  ever  have  any 
recollection  of.  My  parents  were  building  a  house  in  town,  but 
it  was  not  completed  yet,  so  we  were  living  in  what  they  called 
the  cellar — not  the  basement.  There  were  no  basements  in  those 
days;  they  were  cellars.  We  were  living  in  the  cellar.  And  I  re- 
member how  it  looked  with  that  piece  of  carpet  up  at  the  door, 
to  substitute  for  a  door.  But  I  specially  remember  on  Christmas 
morning  that  in  my  stocking  there  was  this  little  toy  and  an 
orange. 

There  was  a  storm  in  the  night,  and  you  who  are  familiar  with 
Kansas  blizzards  know  how  the  snow  can  drift  in;  and  I  remem- 
ber waking  in  the  morning  and  seeing  the  snow  on  the  bed, 
but  that  was  all  lost  to  my  memory  when  I  saw  the  stocking 
with  this  little  doll  and  the  orange.  You  must  remember  that  in 
those  days  an  orange  was  really  something  to  be  coveted  for  the 
simple  reason  there  were  no  refrigerator  cars  with  which  to  move 
fruits  and  vegetables  in  those  days.  You  could  only  enjoy  them 
just  for  a  little  while,  just  during  the  season.  In  fact,  up  to  the 
time  I  was  twelve  or  fourteen,  fifteen  years  old,  an  orange  still 
was  a  great  treat. 

Decoration  Day 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  H.  A.  Opdycke,  Russell,  Kansas,  by  Wil- 
mer  Strecker,  15  April  I960.] 

I  remember  that  we  considered  Decoration  Day  the  big  day  of 
the  year,  next  to  Christmas.  You  might  understand  how  that 
might  be  from  the  simple  fact  that  fully  seventy  percent  of  the 
population  of  Russell  at  that  time  were  the  boys  who  had  been 
in  the  Civil  War.  The  G.  A.  R.  (Grand  Army  of  the  Republic) , 
the  organization  among  the  soldiers  then — and  our  American 
Legion  today  has  the  same  place  that  the  G.  A.  R.  did  at  that 
time — consequently  the  Decoration  Day  was  looked  forward  to 
with  keen  anticipation  by  the  children. 

There  was  always  the  parade  on  Main  Street,  and  we  usually 
walked  out  to  the  edge  of  town,  where  we  were  put  into  wagons, 
the  children,  and  taken  to  the  cemetery,  and  there  were  brief 


Customs  1 85 

exercises  out  there.  Then  in  the  afternoon  there  was  always 
the  speaking  up  in  what  was  called  the  Opera  Hall,  the  build- 
ing now  known  as  the  Cliff  Hotel,  a  two-story  stone  building,  the 
same  then  as  it  is  now.  And  below  they  had  a  billiard  hall 
and  livery  stable.  Above  was  the  old — what  we  called  the  Opera 
Hall,  where  all  entertainments  of  any  kind  were  held,  being 
the  only  building  in  the  town  suitable. 

I  recall  specially  one  Decoration  Day  because  my  mother  had 
made  me  a  new  white  dress,  and  it  had  an  embroidered  yoke, 
and  it  had  embroidery  on  the  ruffles.  I  was  very,  very  proud  of 
it.  But  it  rained  that  day,  as  it  very  often  did  on  Decoration 
Day,  and  when  we  would  march,  the  parade,  out  at  the  edge  of 
town,  where  we  were,  we  children,  picked  up  and  put  in  wag- 
ons— and  I  want  you  to  know,  when  I  say  "wagon,"  that's  what  I 
mean;  it  were  a  lumber  wagon.  It  was  almost —  In  the  earlier 
days  there  was  no  other  way  of  transportation.  I  well  remember 
it  was —  The  lumber  wagon  was  followed  by  the  old  spring 
wagon,  the  spring  wagon  by  the  buggy,  and  the  buggy  by  the 
phaeton,  and  so  on  down.  But  in  those  days  it  was  the  lumber 
wagon  was  our  means  of  transportation.  And  on  this  particular 
day  it  started —  The  farmer —  We  were  all  sitting  in  the  back 
of  his  wagon,  and  it  began  to  rain.  And  of  course  he  had  no  pro- 
tection whatever,  only  some  old  horse  blankets  that  he  had.  And 
he  very  kindly  wrapped  us  up  as  best  he  could.  But  you  can  all 
realize  the  result  on  my  white  dress,  those  wet  horse  blankets. 
So  that's  the  day  that  I  can  never  forget. 

Soldiers'  Reunions 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  H.  A.  Opdycke,  Russell,  Kansas,  by  Wil- 
mer  Strecker,  15  April  I960.] 

Although  I've  said  before  that  the  life  was  drab  for  children, 
yet  we  had  our  entertainments,  and  among  the — one  of  the 
things  which  we  looked  forward  to  each  year  was  what  they 
called  the  soldiers'  reunion.  You  remember  it  had  only  been 
about  ten  years  since  the  close  of  the  Civil  War,  and  this  coun- 
try, fully  seventy  percent  of  the  people  here  had  been  soldiers, 
and  so  that  was  even  before  the  G.  A.  R.  (the  Grand  Army  of 
the  Republic)  — before  that  organization  was  realized. 

So  once  a  year  they'd  have  what  they  called  the  soldiers'  re- 


186  Kansas  Folklore 

union,  and  it  would  be  held  on  the  creek  over  south  of  what  is 
now  Lucas.  But  you  must  bear  in  mind  there  was  no  Lucas  there 
at  that  time — no  railroad,  nothing  there  but  the  prairie.  The  rea- 
son for  holding  it  there  on  those  creeks,  I  suppose,  was  from  the 
fact  that  it — there  was  shade  provided.  As  I  told  you,  there's  no 
shade  whatever  at —  People  hadn't  been  here  long  enough  yet  to 
grow  the  trees  to  provide  the  shade.  They  had  to  depend  on 
nature,  and  on  the  creeks  there  was  the  shade. 

The  soldiers'  reunion  would  last  a  week  always,  and  the  tents 
were  set  up  just  as  they'd  be  in  a  fort,  in  rows,  and  we'd  have 
streets,  and  each  family  then  would  occupy  the  tent  that  was 
assigned  them.  During  the  daytime  we  children  amused  ourselves 
by  playing  games,  I  remember  that,  and  then  evenings  they 
would  have  what  they  called  their  campfires.  They  had  really  a 
campfire.  You  must  remember  that  that's  all  the  light  they'd 
have;  there  was  no  electricity,  there  was  no  gas,  there  was  noth- 
ing but  the  moonlight  and  the  lantern  light.  They'd  string  the 
lanterns  around  in  the  trees,  I  remember  that,  and  they'd  have 
the  light  from  the  campfires. 

They  would  have  speakers;  sometimes  they  would  have  a 
speaker  from  abroad — from  the  state,  perhaps  from  Topeka;  or 
some  man  that  had  prominence  in  the  war,  something  of  that 
kind.  Then  the  music  was  always  furnished  by  nothing  but  the 
fife  and  drum  corps;  I  forget  what  they  called  it.  That  was  the 
music.  And  how  stirring  it  was,  and  how  we  enjoyed  it.  And  of 
course  the  war  songs  were  very  popular  at  that  time,  and  in  the 
evenings  through  the  week,  when  we'd  meet,  well,  we'd  sing 
those  old  war  songs;  and  in  the  later  years,  when  they'd  organ- 
ized sort  of  a  band  here  in  Russell,  if  they  would  come  over 
and  play  for  the  reunion,  for  some  evening  entertainment,  of 
course  that  would  be  the  highlight  of  the  whole  week's  reunion. 
You  remember  there  were  no  music  in  the  schools,  no  such 
thing  as  a  high  school  band,  nor  any  other  kind.  It  was  just  the 
fife  and  the  drum,  unless,  as  I  said,  if  it  was  possible  for  fhem 
to  come  over.  But  you  must  remember  it  required  a  full  day's 
travel  to  get  over  there,  and  they  never  thought  of  going  and 
coming  in  a  day.  It  was  one  day  to  go  and  the  other  day  to  re- 
turn. So  that  was  another  one  of  the  pleasantries  of  our  child- 
hood that  I  can  never  forget. 


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First-Footing 

[Collected  from  Helen  M.  Medill,  Hays,  Kansas,  by  Bonnie 
Harbaugh  Womichil,  11  December  1958.  Mrs.  Medill  was  born 
in  Linn  County,  Kansas.] 

New  Year's  Day  custom  called  "first-footing,"  which  consisted 
of  taking  a  basket  containing  wine  and  fruitcake  and  call- 
ing on  all  your  friends  early  in  the  morning  New  Year's  Day  and 
having  a  drink  of  wine  and  a  piece  of  fruitcake  at  each  house. 

Log-Rolling  Picnic 

[Collected  from  Myrtle  Triplett,  Bogue,  Kansas,  by  Bar- 
bara Kenyon,  28  June  1958.] 

For  many  years  the  pioneers  of  Graham  County,  Kansas,  held 
a  picnic  early  in  July  in  a  grove  about  a  mile  west  of  Bogue, 
Kansas.  They  called  it  the  Log-Rolling  Picnic.  It  began  as  a  sort 
of  political  rally  but  in  later  years  became  more  of  a  social  gath- 
ering and  was  sponsored  by  a  lodge. 

A  Pioneer  Christmas 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  H.  F.  McCall,  Sr.,  Ulysses,  Kansas,  by 
Joe  A.  Wilcox,  20  May  1958.] 

Instead  of  a  Christmas  tree,  they  had  a  Christmas  arch,  and  the 
gifts  were  suspended  from  this.  There  were  no  trees  in  western 
Kansas  at  the  time. 

Celebration  of  an  Important  Occasion 

Quaker  Weddings 

[Collected  from  the  Rev.  Mr.  Barnett,  Haviland,  Kansas,  by 
Cherel  Ballard,  19  April  1959.] 

The  original  Quakers  who  came  to  Haviland  believed  in  sim- 
plicity in  living,  in  meetings,  and  even  in  weddings.  The  wed- 
ding service  itself  was  quite  simple,  requiring  only  one  sentence 
each  by  the  bride  and  groom — seventy-six  words  in  all.  No  min- 
ister officiated.  No  ring  was  used.  There  was  no  music  or  flowers. 
No  special  occasion  was  made  for  the  wedding;  it  took  place  in 
a  regular  meeting.  No  new  dress  was  made  for  the  occasion. 

While  the  ceremony  itself  was  brief  and  simple,  the  investiga- 


188  Kansas  Folklore 

tion  that  was  made  before  the  wedding  was  most  extensive.  This 
included  query  as  to  whether  or  not  the  parties  were  in  good 
health.  If  the  committee  did  not  personally  know  each  of  the 
parties,  an  investigation  was  made  of  their  eligibility — whether 
or  not  either  had  a  living  mate.  Divorce  was  not  recognized. 

The  man  must  be  able  to  provide  a  home  and  show  prospects 
of  making  a  living.  The  bride  must  have  a  "hope  chest,"  al- 
though this  could  consist  of  barest  essentials.  Also  the  bride  must 
know  how  to  make  a  home  with  very  little  in  the  way  of 
worldly  goods. 

The  custom  of  the  Quaker  wedding  service  in  which  the  bride 
and  groom  performed  their  own  wedding  vows  without  the  aid 
of  a  minister  is  no  longer  used.  But  at  one  time  it  was  the  ac- 
cepted form.  No  civil  license  was  required,  and  the  marriage  was 
recognized  by  civil  law  as  being  legal.  However,  the  certificate, 
which  was  signed  by  bride  and  groom  and  by  all  present  mem- 
bers of  the  meeting,  was  filed  with  the  county  clerk. 

The  following  is  taken  from  the  Quaker  Discipline  and  from 
the  Discipline  of  the  Kansas  Yearly  Meeting: 

6.  A  committee  of  two  men  and  two  women  shall  be  ap- 
pointed to  attend  the  marriage,  to  see  that  it  is  properly  con- 
ducted and  make  report  to  the  Monthly  Meeting.  .  .  . 

9.  At  a  suitable  time  in  the  meeting  the  parties  should 
stand  up,  and  taking  each  other  by  the  right  hand,  declare  to 
the  following  effect,  the  man  first:   "In  the  presence  of  the 

Lord,  and  before  these  witnesses,  I  take  thee, ,  to  be 

my  wife,  promising  with  divine  assistance,  to  be  unto  thee  a 
loving  and  faithful  husband,  as  long  as  we  both  shall  live." 
The  woman  repeating  the  same,  changing  the  name. 

10.  A  certificate  is  then  to  be  signed  by  the  parties,  the  man 
first,  the  woman  adopting  the  name  of  her  husband;  and  then 
it  is  to  be  audibly  read  by  some  proper  person.  At  the  conclu- 
sion of  the  meeting  it  should  be  signed  by  others  as  witnesses. 

Social  Gatherings 

Early  Literaries  and  Sunday  Schools 
[Mrs.  Margaret  Haun  Raser  of  Jetmore,  Kansas,  writes  arti- 
cles on  life  in  early-day  Hodgeman  County  for  the  Jetmore  Re- 


Customs  189 

publican.  On  11  April  1957,  the  paper  printed  a  letter  from 
Mrs.  Ollie  Holbrook  Boucher,  a  former  resident  of  Hodgeman 
County  now  living  in  Kingsbury,  California,  commenting  on  one 
of  Mrs.  Raser's  articles.  It  drew  the  following  reply  from  Mrs. 
Raser,  18  April  1957.] 

The  letter  from  Olive  (Holbrook)  Boucher  in  last  week's  Re- 
publican brings  to  my  mind  pleasant  memories  of  those  happy 
days  when  we  both  went  to  Literary  at  a  country  school  house. 
As  to  the  Literary's  status  in  today's  affairs,  I  will  quote  a  little 
jingle  that  tells  it  pretty  well: 

That  old  time  Literary  enjoyed  by  old  and  young 

No  doubt  is  gone  forever,  half  forgotten  and  unsung. 

It  did  not  fit  the  tempo  or  the  rhythm  of  today, 

So  it  went  out  with  the  bustle,  the  bloomer,  and  the  stay. 

The  Literary  was  a  place  of  recreation  for  all  the  people  in  the 
neighborhood;  it  gave  women  and  girls  a  place  to  wear  a  pretty 
new  dress  (although  a  calico)  or  a  desire  to  fix  their  hair  pret- 
tily (no  money  for  a  hair  do) ,  but  it  gave  them  a  wish  to  make 
themselves  look  their  best;  they  were  going  somewhere.  Maybe 
transform  an  old  garment  into  a  pretty  costume  with  some  rib- 
bon or  a  bit  of  lace.  Lonesome  homekeepers  could  visit  there, 
exchange  news  or  gossip,  and  take  part  in  the  program;  that  put 
new  energy  into  monotonous  lives  and  gave  them  something  else 
to  think  about,  talk  about,  sing  about,  or  write  about  besides  the 
regular  work  routine.  The  whole  family  would  go  in  the  lum- 
ber wagon.  The  moonlight  was  wonderful;  if  there  were  no 
moon,  the  stars  seemed  to  hang  low  and  bright  as  if  they  had 
something  to  say.  The  young  swains  always  saw  that  the  school 
teachers  and  farmers'  daughters  had  a  way  to  go. 

Literaries  were  educational;  people  learned  to  give  readings, 
speak  pieces,  sing,  how  to  use  Parliamentary  Law,  debate,  re- 
view current  events,  learned  dramatics  as  in  plays  and  dia- 
logues. Everybody  was  welcome  and  had  a  chance  to  take  part. 
Then  there  was  the  Newspaper.  Everybody  could  contribute. 
Some  took  to  writing  poetry  for  the  paper  which  was  very  clever. 
Some  items  were  comic  and  displayed  wit  on  the  part  of  the 
contributors.  Once  Ollie  and  her  brother  Henry  put  on  a  little 
play.   He  was  supposed   to  be  grouchy   and  over-bearing;   he 


190  Kansas  Folklore 

put  on  a  long  false  nose  to  help  him  look  the  part.  Of  course 
it  made  us  all  laugh.  The  next  week  a  news  item  reported  that 
"Mabel  [his  girl  friend]  said  Henry's  long  nose  just  tickled  her." 

Another  time  Ollie  and  Mabel  sang  a  duet  which  was  very 
nice.  So  Edith  Bower  [mother  of  the  editor  of  the  Jetmore  Re- 
publican] and  I  thought  we  would  sing  a  duet.  I  had  to  sing 
the  alto;  it  was  not  difficult,  just  ran  along  in  natural  order;  we 
rendered  it  quite  well  and  had  lots  of  compliments.  Several 
times  we  were  asked  to  sing  again.  I  found  another  duet,  but 
it  was  difficult.  I  couldn't  read  the  alto  very  well  but  thought  I 
might  do  it.  We  had  no  instrument  to  start  us,  and  Edith  had  to 
have  me  start  her  on  the  soprano,  which  I  did;  then  I  couldn't 
pick  up  the  alto  and  made  discords.  I  just  couldn't  hit  the  right 
notes.  I  guess  the  tones  I  emitted  must  have  sounded  like  some- 
one in  distress,  as  after  the  program  several  persons  said  they 
were  sorry  I  was  sick.  There  was  nothing  wrong  except  I  was 
trying  to  sing  alto  that  was  too  difficult  for  me.  Nobody  asked 
us  to  sing  again. 

Then  the  Literary  had  mock  trials.  The  society  selected  the 
prosecutor  and  the  defendant  and  officers  of  the  court.  The 
jury  was  chosen  at  time  of  trial.  Everything  was  intended  to  be 
carried  on  as  in  real  court,  except  witnesses  were  not  supposed 
to  tell  the  truth;  mock  trials  were  all  fiction.  Literary  pro- 
grams for  the  most  part  promoted  good  morals  and  Christian 
living.  Officers  were  elected  each  month  so  that  no  one  group 
was  supposed  to  be  "running"  it.  All  had  a  chance.  Literaries 
and  Sunday  schools  were  held  in  school  houses  if  there  were 
school  houses. 

Mr.  and  Mrs.  Wittrup  organized  the  first  Literary  Society  in 
that  part  of  the  county  in  1886  at  their  own  home,  Wittrup 
P.  O.,  SE  2-24-26.1  Mr.  Wittrup  was  a  minister  and  anxious  to 
help  young  people  by  giving  them  the  social  and  educational  ad- 
vantages offered  by  the  Literary.  There  was  Literary  in  the  old 
stone  house  on  lot  21  in  Jetmore  about  1880  or  1881.  Also  Sun- 

1  Mrs.  Raser  refers  to  the  method  of  describing  the  location  of  land  au- 
thorized by  Congress  in  1796.  The  first  number  is  that  of  the  section;  the 
second,  of  the  township;  and  the  third,  of  the  range.  Thus  the  location  of 
the  Wittrup  home  would  be  the  southeast  quarter  of  section  2,  township  24, 
range  26. 


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day  school  about  that  time.  Mrs.  Forinish  told  me  Mr.  Stevens 
was  superintendent  and  Bill  Stevens  was  organist. 

Elouise  Holbrook  said  her  father  organized  Sunday  school  in 
1886  at  Pogues  Grove  because  there  was  no  building.  At  an  ear- 
lier date  there  was  Sunday  school  at  Purdy's  on  10-24-25  in  that 
locality.  Mrs.  Hunter  rode  a  mule  throughout  her  community 
extending  invitations  to  come  to  her  home  to  organize  Sunday 
school  near  Point  of  Rocks.  Hodgeman  Community  and  Or- 
well both  had  Sunday  school  and  Literaries.  The  people  of 
Lower  Sawlog  and  Buckner  organized  Sunday  school,  unsectar- 
ian,  known  as  Hodgeman  County  Union  Sabbath  School,  1879, 
held  at  a  sod  house  one  mile  north  of  J.  R.  Wilson's;  the  build- 
ing was  being  fitted  for  a  school  room.  Location  about 
26-22-22. 

All  these  pioneer  Sunday  schools  made  everybody  welcome. 
An  old  pioneer  says  denominational  Sunday  schools  do  not  show 
the  interest  nor  manifest  the  spirit  as  in  the  non-denominational, 
free-for-all  Sunday  schools  of  the  pioneers.  As  the  county  depop- 
ulated and  filled  up  again,  Literaries  and  Sunday  schools  would 
come  and  go.  There  may  have  been  other  such  gatherings. 

Sunday  school  was  organized  at  Holbrook  about  1885.  Their 
School  District  No.  27  was  organized  that  year.  The  school  house 
was  on  NE  6-24-24.  In  1885  S.  M.  Holbrook,  Sr.,  and  his  six 
sons  settled  in  that  community.  The  Sunday  school  was  carried 
on  the  whole  year,  but  Literary  was  held  during  winter  or 
school  months.  People  from  Jetmore  often  attended  gatherings 
there,  especially  Sunday  school  conventions  which  were  held 
every  three  months  in  different  school  houses  in  the  south  part 
of  the  County.  In  1902  they  decided  to  have  Literary  at  Quail 
Trap,  four  miles  south,  instead  of  Holbrook,  as  the  center  of 
population  had  drifted  that  way.  I  taught  Quail  Trap  that  year, 
and  this  was  where  Ollie  and  I  attended  Literary  together.  The 
Bower  family  lived  in  that  district;  Edith  was  a  faithful  mem- 
ber and  friend. 

The  pioneers  were  moral  giants,  but  civilization  (or  maybe 
it's  education)  has  left  them  no  place  in  American  life.  People 
today  are  losing  something  in  not  having  made  the  acquaintance 
of  the  pioneer  who  had  force  of  character  that  is  deficient  in  so- 
called  higher  civilization.  There  was  something  about  the  hand- 


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shake,  the  facial  expression,  the  tone  of  voice  and  spirit  of 
friendliness,  that  was  different  and  cannot  be  described  in  words. 
The  friendship  of  the  pioneer  was  love  refined.  Take  all  the 
dross  from  love,  the  suffering,  longing,  heartaches,  etc.,  and  you 
have  pure  love,  such  as  God  and  the  Angels  love,  which  we  call 
friendship.  Such  is  the  friendship  of  the  pioneer,  and  it  seems  to 
last  for  life,  as  Ollie's  and  mine.  Edith,  Mabel,  and  Henry,  and 
more  of  the  merry  party,  have  left  us  to  join  the  Angelic  throng, 
who  have  a  place  for  the  pioneer. 

Box  Socials 

[Collected  from  O.  J.  Halsted,  Topeka,  Kansas,  by  P.  J. 
Wyatt,  16  June  1956,  and  included  in  "I'm  Not  Selling  Any- 
thing: Some  Folklore  from  Kansas"  (unpublished  Master's  the- 
sis, Indiana  University,  1957) ,  pp.  119-120.  Box  socials  provided 
the  opportunity  both  for  a  pleasant  social  occasion  and  to  raise 
money  for  some  worthy  cause.  At  these  gatherings,  which  usu- 
ally were  held  at  the  church  or  the  school,  box  lunches  pre- 
pared by  the  women  of  the  community  were  auctioned  off. 
Since  the  privilege  of  sharing  the  box's  content  with  its  provider 
also  was  often  included  in  the  purchase  price,  there  were  times 
when  the  bidding  was  spirited:  rival  suitors,  for  example,  might 
send  the  price  way  up.  Among  other  kinds  of  socials  were  pie 
socials,  strawberry  socials,  and  ice-cream  socials — the  last-named 
an  especial  treat  in  a  day  when  ice  cream  was  unobtainable  com- 
mercially and  had  to  be  made  at  home.] 

H.  I-uh  wanted  to  do  a  little  demonstration  here,  of  what  we 
used  to  put  in  our  time  at,  years  ago  when  we  were  young  folks. 
They  used  to  have  box  socials  at  these  school  houses,  'nd  pie 
socials.  And  I  wanted  to  just  demonstrate  what  we  used  to  do 
here. 

Now-uh,  we're  about  ready  to  start  our  box  social,  and-uh  I 
think  most  of  the  folks  here  tonight  really  knows  what  this  pro- 
ceeds are  going  for.  We  need  some  new  curtains  for  this  school- 
house,  and  we  also  need  some  new  maps  for  these  kiddies  to 
study.  So,  the  women  and  girls  around  the  neighbood  has 
fixed  some  nice  boxes,  and  I  know  you  boys  will  want  to  eat 
with  you  girls,  so  if  you'll  jist  give  me  your  kind  attention,  we're 
'bout  ready  to  start  this  box  social. 


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Now,  boys,  here's  another  one.  It's  a  dandy!  Oh!  Ain't  that  a 
beauty!  [Here  he  goes  into  the  auction  calls.]  Sold  to  that  gen- 
tleman right  there  for  a  dollar  seventy-five. 

W.  Well,  now,  wait  a  minute  there!  You're  not  gonna  turn  it 
off  so  soonl  What — uh — after  all  the  boxes  were  sold,  you  had 
maybe  fifty  boxes? 

H.     Oh,  twenty-five  or  thirty. 

W.  Twenty-five  or  thirty?  Then  everybody  went  with  their 
partners — 

H.  Yeah.  Supposin'  you  had  a  box  there,  'n'  Bill  Jones 
bought  it.  He  took  you,  'n'  set  down  here  in  this  seat  and  ate. 

W.     O.  K.  And  that's  all  there  was  to  that  part  of  it. 

H.     'Course  we'd  have  an  entertainment  before  the  box  social. 

W.    Oh!  Before  the  box  social! 

H.     Oh,  yes. 

W.    What'd  you  do  after? 

H.    We'd  eat  our  lunch  and  go  home. 

W.     No  dancin'  or  anything  like  that? 

H.     No,  no.  Just  go  right  home. 

W.  Yeah.  Well,  now,  most  of  the  fellas  knew  what  their  girl's 
box  looked  like. 

H.     They — lot  of  um  did,  yes. 

Mrs.  Rushton  (Mr.  Halsted's  sister) .  That's  why  they'd  run 
um  up. 

H.  The  girls  would  wipe  their  mouth,  ya  know,  or  they'd  do 
something — fix  their  hair,  ya  know. 

R.     Then  they'd  go  after  them. 

W.     Oh!  Mrs.  Halsted  says,  "If  they  didn't  they  traded!" 

H.     Yeah!  That's  right!  Now  that's  true,  too!  Yeah! 

W.  Well,  what  would  happen  if  two  fellas  would  start  bid- 
din'  on  the  same  girl's  box? 

H.  It'd  go  awful  high!  And  someone  in  the  crowd,  if  a  guy 
was — school  teacher  there,  and  some  guy  was  a-goin'  with  'er 
there,  maybe  half  a  dozen  of  um  would  throw  in,  ya  know,  an' 
— an'  give  the  money  to  one  guy  to  run  it  up  on  him,  ya  see. 

W.     Oh!  Ya  would! 

H.    Yeah!  That  was  dirty. 

W.     Yeah,  that  was  kinda  dirty!  How  high  would  they  go? 

H.     Oh,  I  don't  think — back  in  them  days,  ya  know,  money 


194  Kansas  Folklore 

was  scarce,  'n',  you  know,  boys  didn't  get  very  good  wages.  I  have 
known  um  to  pay  two,  two-and-a-half  for  a  box. 

W.     Boy!   They  sure  wanted   that  supper  bad,  didn't  they! 

Comforter  Tyings 

[Collected  from  Garrah  Winslow,  Atwood,  Kansas,  by  Lo- 
Rita  Edwards,  8  January  I960.] 

In  the  early  days  in  Rawlins  County  it  was  the  custom  to  hold 
a  comforter  tying.  Neighbor  women  would  gather  at  a  friend's 
house  to  tie  off  several  comforts    (bed  covers)    and  visit. 

Pound  Parties 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Nancy  T.  Clark,  Munden,  Kansas,  July, 
1960.  This  custom  still  persists.] 

Pound  party,  or  pounding,  the  custom  of  taking  foodstuffs  to 
new  people,  especially  ministers.  Originally  pounds  of  butter, 
lard,  cakes,  etc.  Now  canned  food,  etc.  This  was  done  for  us  in 
Phillips  County.  It  has  been  done  for  us  as  a  Methodist  minis- 
ter's family. 

CUSTOMS  OF  NATIONAL  GROUPS 

Swedish  Customs 

Holidays  in  Sweden 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Julia  Norstrom,  Larned,  Kansas,  by 
Helen  Norstrom,  her  daughter-in-law,  Summer,  1958.  The 
informant's  description  of  customs  in  her  native  Sweden  gives  an 
idea  of  the  kind  of  traditions  brought  to  Kansas  by  Swedish 
immigrants.] 

Christmas.  We  started  celebrating  Christmas  the  night  before 
Christmas,  when  we  had  a  big  feast  in  the  evening;  and  then 
after  we  were  through,  we  had  reading  and  singing,  and  after 
that  we  distributed  gifts.  As  evening  went  along  and  later  on,  we 
lit  the  Christmas  tree  and  had  games  and  dancing  around  the 
Christmas  tree.  We  had  candles  on  the  tree.  We  would  all 
celebrate  up  to  midnight.  Then  at  three  o'clock  in  the  morning 
we  got  up  and  went  to  early  service  at  five  o'clock.  The  service 
lasted  about  an  hour  and  a  half.  We  came  back  home  about 


Customs  195 

eight-thirty  and  we  all  had  refreshments  or  breakfast.  Then  we 
retired  to  be  ready  for  the  party  that  evening,  which  lasted  all 
night.  The  parties  lasted  all  night,  and  we  got  home  about  five 
o'clock  in  the  morning. 

When  we  first  got  to  the  party  in  the  evening  about  seven 
o'clock,  then  coffee  was  served  and  a  lot  of  fancy  cookies  to  go 
with  that.  Then  after  that  was  over,  we  would  visit  and  probably 
a  few  games  until  about  nine  o'clock;  then  a  smorgasbord  was 
served. 

The  smorgasbord  dates  back  to  the  time  of  the  Vikings.  They 
have  the  smorgasbord  because  the  traveling  and  transportation 
were  difficult.  When  people  gathered  for  special  occasions,  they 
would  have  to  remain  there  for  several  days.  It  was  customary 
for  each  one  to  bring  something  from  home.  The  host  would 
supply  whatever  else  was  needed.  They  brought  pickles  and  dark 
bread  because  that  would  keep  any  length  of  time.  That  is, 
several  days — as  long  as  the  guests  were  staying.  They  brought 
all  kinds  of  pickled  food,  dark  bread,  all  kinds  of  cookies  and 
puddings.  The  smorgasbord  includes  a  dark  rye  bread  with 
molasses,  dark  molasses.  Kind  of  sweet  bread.  Then  rye  bread 
and  white  bread,  hard  tack,  meatballs,  lingon  jam  and  jelly, 
Swedish  brown  beans,  pressed  jellied  veal,  potato  baloney,  lut- 
fisk,  Swedish  meatballs,  cheese  tray — oh,  I  could  go  on  and  on. 

The  lingon  jam  was  made  from  lingon  berries.  They  are 
little  red  berries.  They  grow  practically  wild  some  places  and 
you  pick  them  and  preserve  them  in  water  and  they  are  shipped 
all  over  the  different  parts  of  the  States  for  consumers.  You  then 
fix  them  into  jam  and  jelly.  Used  mostly  as  a  preserve  today.  We 
still  can  get  them  at  Christmas  time  most  places.  At  least  in  the 
big  cities,  larger  cities. 

As  night  went  along,  we  would  have  our  games  and  our  periods 
of  dancing,  and  between  they  would  have  toddies,  hot  toddies, 
four  or  five  times  during  the  night.  At  four  o'clock  in  the  morn- 
ing we  had  a  big  feast  and  the  party  was  then  over.  After  the 
meal  was  over,  we  did  some  more  visiting  and  about  five  o'clock 
we  were  all  ready  to  depart. 

Midsummer 's  Day.  The  evening  before,  we  would  celebrate 
some  for  some  reason.  We  always  stayed  out  for  parties  that 
night,  too.  Night  before  Midsummer — that  would  be  24  June — 


196  Kansas  Folklore 

there  was  always  some  activities  we  used  to  go  to,  usually  beauti- 
ful weather  and  all.  We  also  would  stay  out  that  night  and  dance 
and  play  games  till  daylight.  Have  refreshments.  Another  oc- 
casion for  young  folks  to  get  out. 

Easter.  The  night  before  Easter  we  would  make  up  this  great 
big  bonfire.  We  would  invite  neighbors  and  friends,  those  that 
cared  to  dance,  and  would  invite  some  musicians.  We  would 
dance — you  would  mostly  dance  around  that  fire  until  midnight. 
That  fire,  you  could  see  it  for  miles  and  miles  there.  You  would 
put  tar  in  there,  a  barrel  almost  full  of  tar,  and  you  can  imagine 
it  really  made  a  big  fire.  We  ended  up  about  midnight  because 
Easter  day  everybody  got  ready  to  go  to  church. 

Swedish  Christmas  Customs 

[Collected  from  Lydia  Hven,  Garfield,  Kansas,  by  Karen 
Shumate,  8  April  1961.] 

The  Swedish  custom  of  the  Julotta  service  has  been  practiced 
for  many  years  at  the  Lutheran  church  in  Garfield,  Kansas.  This 
church  service  was  held  at  5:30  every  Christmas  morning.  The 
ringing  of  the  bells  announced  to  people  for  miles  around  that  it 
was  time  to  come  to  the  church  to  rejoice  during  this  happy 
Christmas  season.  The  church  was  decorated  with  pretty,  glow- 
ing white  candles  in  the  windows,  which  served  to  show  the 
people  the  way  to  the  church  and  also  served  as  light  during 
this  early  morning  hour.  The  Christmas  trees,  one  on  each  side 
of  the  altar,  were  decorated  with  fruits — oranges,  apples,  cran- 
berries, and  nuts — and  the  small  candles  on  each  branch  were 
shining  brightly.  As  the  group  gathered,  the  people  began  sing- 
ing Christmas  songs,  and  the  regular  church  service  was  then 
conducted  in  Swedish.  The  service  seldom  lasted  less  than  one 
and  a  half  hours. 

Special  foods  were  dapp  i  grytan.  This  is  a  gravy  made  with 
chunks  of  pork.  This  was  poured  into  a  big  bowl  and  placed  in 
the  center  of  the  table.  Everyone  gathered  around  the  table  and 
dipped  their  piece  of  bread  into  the  bowl.  This  was  the  day  be- 
fore Christmas.  Christmas  Day  foods  were  lutfisk,  lingon  berries, 
rice  cooked  in  milk,  fruit  soup  (made  from  dried  apricots, 
prunes,  and  raisins) ,  Rye  Krisp,  potato  karv  [sausage],  and 
drycka,  a  drink  made  from  hops  and  sugar.  Christmas  Eve  was 


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the  time  of  the  biggest  celebration.  A  big  meal  was  served.  The 
Christmas  story  and  a  prayer  was  given  by  the  father.  The  chil- 
dren were  always  very  anxious  for  the  father  to  quit  praying  so 
they  could  open  their  presents. 

Swedish  Wedding  Custom 

[Collected  from  Rose  Erickson,  Phillipsburg,  Kansas,  by 
Shirley  Miller,  20  October  1957.] 

At  a  wedding  reception,  when  the  guests  tap  on  their  water 
glasses,  the  bride  and  groom  must  stand  up  and  kiss.  After  they 
have  kissed,  the  guests  can  again  tap  their  glasses  and  name  the 
couple  they  wish  to  stand  and  kiss  next. 

Swedish  Birthday  Custom 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Allen  Burns,  Great  Bend,  Kansas,  by 
Emerson  MacDonald,  1  April  I960.] 

The  person  celebrating  the  birthday  remained  in  bed  until 
coffee  was  brought  to  them  along  with  the  birthday  gifts. 

Danish  Christmas  Baskets 

[Collected  from  Frieda  Klinzman,  Agra,  Kansas,  by  Nancy  T. 
Clark,  July,  I960.] 

Make  small  baskets  of  boxes,  bits  of  paper,  lace,  etc.,  for  each 
member  of  the  family  at  Christmas  time.  Christmas  morning 
these  are  filled  with  nuts  and  fruit  or  candy. 

English  Customs 

Easter  Eggs 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Dale  Leichliter,  Nickerson,  Kansas,  by 
Zula  Bierly,  14  July  I960.] 

Easter  eggs  [were]  colored  and  placed  in  the  children's  shoes 
for  Easter  morning. 

English  Christmas  Custom 

[Collected  from  Leone  McDougal,  Copeland,  Kansas,  by  Zula 
Bierly,  16  July  I960.] 

The  first  person  to  shout,  "Christmas  gift!"  on  Christmas 
morning  must  be  presented  with  a  fine  gift  from  the  remaining 
members  of  the  family. 


198  Kansas  Folklore 

Irish  Customs 

St.  Patrick's  Day  (Ulster  Version) 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Ruth  Hopson,  Phillipsburg,  Kansas,  by 
Mrs.  Edna  Hopson,  22  June  1958.  Mrs.  Ruth  Hopson  was  born 
in  Topeka,  Kansas.] 

On  St.  Patrick's  Day  my  grandmother  always  gave  we  grand- 
children orange  ribbons  to  wear.  She  told  us,  "You  are  Orange- 
men from  Ulster,  and  you  dinna  wear  the  green." 

Irish  Funerals 

[Collected  from  Maude  Edwards,  Atwood,  Kansas,  8  January 
1960,  by  her  daughter,  LoRita  Edwards.  Mrs.  Edwards  was  born 
in  Kansas  City,  Kansas.] 

When  [I]  was  a  girl  it  was  the  custom  for  neighbors  and  friends 
to  "sit  up"  with  a  corpse.  Many  nights  when  a  young  girl  [I] 
could  remember  sitting  with  [my]  mother  in  the  room  contain- 
ing the  coffin,  dimly  lit  by  a  kerosene  lamp,  in  a  ghostly,  eerie 
atmosphere,  waiting  for  the  next  sitters. 

German  Customs 

German  Christmas  Custom 

[Collected  from  Elvena  Stites,  Hill  City,  Kansas,  July,  I960.] 
We  always  left  three  ears  of  corn  for  Santa  Claus'  reindeer. 
The  three  represented  the  three  wise  men. 

German  Wedding  Custom 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Anna  Schroer,  Dresden,  Kansas,  by  James 
A.  Schieferecke,  3  December  I960.] 

The  horse  and  buggy  race  after  each  wedding.  The  bride  and 
groom  must  beat  everyone  from  the  church  to  their  home. 

German-Russian  Customs 

New  Year's 
[Collected    from    Bernard    J.    Brungardt,    Hays,    Kansas,    21 
March  1959.] 

New  Year's  customs  were   a   little  bit  different   among  our 


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people.  Our  people  had  a  habit  of  wishing  each  other  happy 
New  Year  each  New  Year's  morning  very  early.  That  is,  of 
course,  winter  time,  and  it  is  dark  at  that  time,  but  it  was  not 
unusual  I  know  for  people  to  come  to  our  door  at  five  o'clock 
in  the  morning,  and  you  had  better  be  ready  and  you  had 
better  be  up  at  that  time  of  the  morning.  They  were  always 
using —  The  older  boys,  the  teenagers,  would  always  use  a  shot- 
gun or  something  to  be  sure  you  knew  they  were  coming,  or 
that  you  knew  they  were  outside  the  door.  The  small  ones  would 
have  cap  pistols,  and  they  would  come  in  and  wish  you  a  happy 
New  Year,  which  in  literal  translation  was  a  little  bit  longer  than 
the  ordinary  "Wishing  you  a  happy  New  Year,"  because  in 
addition  to  a  happy  New  Year  you  wished  them  unity  and 
happiness  in  this  life  and  life  in  the  ever  after.  There  was  a  little 
significance  attached  to  that. 

Everybody  had  to  be  ready  with  something  to  give  to  these 
wiinschers  and  wishing  this  happy  New  Year.  The  older  folks, 
of  course — that  is,  the  teenage  boys,  those  which  were  of  mar- 
riageable age — they  would  normally  go  to  the  place  where  there 
were  girls  of  that  age,  and  the  girls  were  there  with  ribbons. 
They  would  attach  a  ribbon  to  the  lapel  of  the  boy  who  they 
wished  a  happy  New  Year.  Or  if  for —  Incidentally,  there  were 
several  colors  of  ribbons;  if  there  was  a  boy  they  particularly 
liked,  the  girl  had  one  color  of  ribbon  for  him,  and  another 
color  ribbon  for  the  usual  run  of  the  boys.  But  the  small 
children,  boys  and  girls  together,  when  they  came  to  wish 
happy  New  Year,  they  usually  got  candy,  nuts,  and  things  like 
that,  which  was  a  carry-over  from  probably  St.  Nicholas  Day, 
and  when  people  in  Germany  used  to  give  nuts  and  candy  and 
sweets.  I  know  that  it  was  quite  an  event  for  us;  several  days 
before  New  Year's  we  would  try  to  get  a  big  box  of  some  kind. 
We  would  be —  In  later  years,  little  sacks  in  the  grocery  stores. 
We  bought  the  sacks — and  the  local  grocer  knew  that  they  had 
to  have  the  sacks  on  hand — and  we  would  buy  the  sacks,  and  we 
would  fill  them:  so  many  peanuts  in  each;  one  apple  in  each; 
so  many  pieces  of  this  candy  and  so  many  pieces  of  that  candy; 
and  usually  a  penny  in  the  bottom  of  that.  If  you  had  a 
particular  good  friend  of  the  family,  there  was  a  nickel  or  a 
dime.  It  all  depended  on  if  you  were  a  close  relative  or  not  a 


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close  relative.  If  you  were  a  godchild  you  might  get  considerably 
more  than  that. 

Now  that  was  the  wiinsching.  It  would  continue,  so  far  as  the 
people  generally  were  concerned,  for  the  New  Year's  Day.  But 
actually  the  older  people  would  go  wiinsching  for  the  next  five 
days,  until  the  Feast  of  the  Three  Kings — that  is,  the  sixth  of 
January.  And  the  older  folks,  instead  of  getting,  of  course,  their 
sweets,  would  just  sit  and  visit  and  get  their  drinks  of  liquor,  and 
there  was  always  something  to  eat;  that  is,  the  eats  were  standing 
on  the  table,  and  if  anybody  would  come  in,  well — if  you 
wanted  to  eat  a  little  something,  or  if  you  wanted  to  drink  a  little 
whiskey,  why,  they  were  in  the  mood  to  eat  a  little  bit. 

New  Year's  Wish 

[Collected  from  Lawrence  A.  Weigel,  Hays,  Kansas,  1958.  This 
is  the  verbal  formula  referred  to  above  by  Mr.  Brungardt.] 

Ich  wiinsche  Euch  ein  gluckseliges  Neujahr,  langes  Leben, 
Gesundheit,  Friede  und  Enigkeit,  nach  dem  Tode  die  ewige 
Gliickseligkeit. 

Translated:  I  wish  you  a  happy  New  Year,  long  life,  health, 
peace  and  unity,  and  after  death  eternal  happiness. 

Holy  Week 

[Collected  from  Bernard  J.  Brungardt,  Hays,  Kansas,  21 
March  1959.] 

One  other  little  custom.  For  those  of  you  folks  who  may  be 
going  to  the  Catholic  Church  know  that  during  Holy  Week,  the 
latter  part  of  Holy  Week,  we  don't  ring  the  bells.  The  bells, 
especially  in  the  small  communities — and  this  is  traditional  in 
Germany — ring  to  call  the  people  to  church.  In  our  community, 
of  course,  the  bells  rang  usually  at  the  half-hour  before  church 
time  with  a  single  bell,  and  then  at  a  quarter  till  or  ten  till, 
depending  on  how  big  the  town  was  or  how  far  the  people  were 
away,  why,  the  bells  would  all  ring  together,  usually  three  of 
'em,  telling  you  that  this  was  fifteen  minutes  before  time  and 
you'd  better  get  on  your  horses  to  get  there.  Well,  towards  the 
end  of  Holy  Week  we  don't  have  that;  we  have  what  we  call 
"clappers."  In  church,  for  instance,  instead  of  having  our  little 


Customs  201 

bells  to  call  attention  to  the  important  parts  of  the  Mass,  why, 
they  used  these  wooden  clappers.  And  in  these  communities 
they  would — the  servers  would  go  around  with  the  clappers  in 
town,  had  pretty  good  sized  ones,  to  do  the  clapping  down  the 
street  instead  of  having  the  bell  ring  for  the  first  time,  the  bell 
ringing  for  the  second  time. 

And  then  as  a  reward  for  doing  that  service  to  the  people,  on 
Easter  Day,  usually  the  servers  would  come,  and  they  would 
knock  on  each  door  with  the  clappers,  and  they  would  say: 

Glapper,  glapper,  Eier  'raus, 

Somst  schlage  ich  dir  ein  Loch  in  's  Haus! 

Which  is  the  equivalent  of  "I'm  rapping  for  eggs,  and  if  you 
don't  give  me  eggs  I'll  knock  a  hole  in  your  house,"  or  some- 
thing like  that,  and  they  would  get  the  eggs  and  sweets  as  a 
reward  for  that. 

Weddings 

[Collected  from  Herman  J.  Tholen,  Hays,  Kansas,  30  October 
1958.] 

One  of  the  customs  in  the  old  days  of  the  German-Russian 
weddings  in  Ellis  County  was  that  the  orchestra  was  not  hired  by 
the  bride  and  groom  or  the  parents  of  the  young  couple  but 
their  services  were  paid  for  by  the  individuals  who  attended  the 
dance.  And  it  was  done  in  this  fashion.  They  would  throw  coins 
on  the  dulcimer,  and  as  it  went  through  the  wires,  of  course,  it 
would  add  to  the  sound,  so  that  everybody  knew  that  they  were 
being  paid,  and  the  orchestra  of  course  would  steam  up  and  play 
a  few  pieces,  until  the  coins  quit  coming;  they'd  slack  up  and 
quit  and  maybe  have  an  intermission  a  little  bit  longer  than  the 
dancers  liked,  and  somebody'd  start  throwing  in  coins  again.  Of 
course,  after  they'd  gotten  enough  fifty-cent  pieces  and  silver 
dollars — they  were  all  coins  in  those  days  instead  of  paper 
money — the  orchestra  of  course  would  start  up  again  and  play 
a  few  more  hochzeits  or  whatever  they  called  for  until  the  coins 
quit  comin',  and  then  they'd  slack  up  again.  That  would  go  on 
that  way,  and  the  same  orchestra  would  play  all  afternoon  and 
till  maybe  two  or  three  o'clock  in  the  morning,  as  long  as  the 


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dancers  were  willing  to  keep  paying.  There  wasn't  any  set  fee  or 
any  set  time  that  they  were  hired  for;  they  simply  played  as  long 
as  the  dancers  were  willing  to  dance  and  to  feed  the  kitty. 

The  auctioning  off  of  the  bride's  slipper  in  recent  years  has 
been  changed  from  just  getting  the  highest  individual  bid  that 
they  could  get  from  the  audience,  to  a  method  of  each  bidder 
paying  only  the  amount  that  he  raises  the  bid.  In  other  words, 
somebody  might  start  off  with  a  dollar  or  two  dollars,  and  others 
raise  him  a  dollar  or  two,  and  keep  on  going  like  that  as  long  as 
anyone  was  willing  to  raise  the  bid;  but  each  bidder  paid  only 
the  amount  that  he  raised  the  bid  from  the  last  previous  bid.  So 
in  that  way  the  amount  realized  for  the  slipper  is  much  greater 
and  not  near  as  hard  on  any  one  particular  person  or  guest. 

Double  Weddings 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Othelia  Knutson,  WaKeeney,  Kansas,  by 
Egla  E.  Steinle  Olson,  30  June  1958.] 

A  double  wedding  was  one  of  the  traditions  of  the  German- 
Russian  people  that  came  to  Trego  County. 

In  many  cases,  my  mother  would  make  a  bride's  gown,  and  as 
was  the  custom  in  those  days,  she  had  to  be  on  hand  early  that 
morning  to  dress  the  bride,  and  the  lady  that  made  the  other 
bride's  gown  would  be  there  to  dress  her  bride.  The  veil  and 
wreath  were  stitched  to  the  bride's  hair.  This  was  "tying  the 
bride,"  an  honor  coveted  by  every  other  woman  in  the  com- 
munity. Aside  from  this  honor,  the  next  in  line  was  first  cook  at 
the  wedding  feast.  Usually  four  to  six  cooks  attended  this 
interesting  work,  depending  on  whether  it  was  a  one-  or  three- 
day  affair.  Some  weddings  lasted  three  days — where  guests 
visited,  sang  songs,  and  danced  day  in  and  day  out,  consuming 
enough  food  to  fill  a  warehouse. 

To  many  it  was  a  day  of  joy  and  high  speculation.  There  were 
fresh-killed  beeves  hanging  in  the  chill  granaries  usually  on  both 
farmsteads,  with  rings  of  pork  sausages,  smoked  and  otherwise; 
plump  dressed  ducks  and  chickens  lying  on  cloth-covered  shelves 
in  washhouses,  all  waiting  to  be  brought  together  and  cooked.  I 
knew  too  there  would  be  a  wash  boiler  full  of  golden  rich 
noodle  and  butter-ball  soup,  and  enough  pies  and  fancy  kaf- 
feekilchen  to  fill  the  clean  scrubbed  floors  of  both  attics. 


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I  thrilled  at  the  bright  garlands  of  paper  roses  that  took  days 
and  nights  to  make,  the  fluted  hearts  and  trailing  streamers  that 
decorated  the  gay  bridal  cortege  of  automobile  and  carriage. 

Autos  had  no  heaters  then  as  now,  nor  were  there  tight 
windows  to  roll  up  and  keep  the  weather  out,  so  the  happy 
couples  would  speed  away,  after  the  ceremony,  snug  under 
white  covers,  streamers  and  garlands  flying  in  the  wind.  Some 
had  flowers  fastened  to  the  frames  and  wheels  of  their  buggies 
and  to  the  harness  of  their  horses,  and  they  in  turn  would 
thunder  after  them.  Soon  the  hooves  of  our  horses  added  to  the 
drumming  on  the  hard  frozen  roadway,  leading  to  the  wedding 
feast. 

The  meal  seemed  to  last  for  hours,  but  what  did  we  young 
girls  care?  We  sat  in  the  gaily  decorated  buggies  and  pretended 
we  were  elegant  brides. 

Little  tikes  would  trail  out  of  the  house,  bringing  with  them 
slices  of  buttery  coffee  cake;  still  others  had  a  high  time  playing 
fox  and  geese  or  throwing  snowballs  in  a  snowy  field. 

When  the  tables  were  cleared  away  and  the  fiddles  and 
dulcimer  struck  up  a  lively  tune,  we  older  girls  hied  ourselves 
inside  to  watch  wide-eyed  and  feel  a  mite  jealous  at  all  the 
crisp  paper  bills  being  pinned  to  the  bosoms  of  the  brides. 
Another  feature  was  the  selling  of  each  bride's  slipper.  The 
bride  would  receive  her  slipper  again  as  well  as  the  money. 
This  was  a  great  time  for  everyone — young  and  old. 

Wedding  Dances 

[Collected  from  Bernard  J.  Brungardt,  Hays,  Kansas,  21 
March  1959.] 

After  church,  after  their  marriage —  In  our  Church,  the  folks 
[getting  married]  are  up  front  in  the  church,  and  the  rest,  most 
of  the  people,  are  already  out  of  the  church,  and  the  newly 
married  couple  would  come  back.  For  some  reason  or  other  the 
servers  always  fixed  it  so  they  could  get  out  to  the  back  door 
before  the  married  couple  could  get  to  the  back  door,  and 
servers  would  stand  on  one  side  of  the  aisle  and  servers  on  the 
other  side  with  a  little  rope  to  keep  them  from  going  out  until 
they  had  tipped.  Quite  often  the  best  man  would  do  the  tipping 
to  the  servers,  but  quite  often  it  was  the  bridegroom  himself. 


204  Kansas  Folklore 

And  then,  of  course,  as  long  as  they  were  in  town,  they  would 
march  to  the  home;  and  I  say  "as  long  as  they  were  in  town"  be- 
cause ordinarily  they  lived  in  town,  and  they  went  out  to  do 
their  farming.  When  they  went  home,  the  bride  would  stand  on 
one  side  of  the  door  outside,  and  the  husband  would  stand  on  the 
other  side  of  the  door;  and,  as  the  people — the  visitors  or  the 
invited  guests — would  come,  they  would  pass  in  between  them 
and  congratulate  them  as  they  went  in. 

It  was  customary  among  a  good  section  of  our  people  that  the 
bride  and  bridegroom  would  not  eat  breakfast  with  the  rest  of 
the  people.  They  would  sit  at  the  breakfast  table  while  the  rest 
of  them  would  eat,  but  they  wouldn't  eat  then.  After  the  rest  of 
them  got  through  eating,  or  just  before  they  got  through  eating, 
they  would  go  over  into  maybe  a  neighboring  small  room,  and 
they  would  be  served  in  private  for  their  meal  together. 

After  that,  why,  the  musicians  were  called  out,  and  they 
would  start  the  wedding  march.  They  would  march  around  the 
room  and  keep  on  marching  around  while  the  guests  would  pin 
their  little  offerings  onto  the  bridegroom  or  the  newly  married 
girl.  And  when  they  didn't  have  any  money  to  pin  on — bills,  for 
instance — or  didn't  want  to  put  as  much  money  into  that,  they 
would  take  calico.  It  was  not  unusual  to  see — to  take  a  long  strip 
of  calico  and  wrap  it  around  the  bride,  you  know,  as  a  gift  to  the 
bride. 

After  they  had  marched  around  and  were  sure  that  everyone 
had  made  his  little  donation  that  wanted  to  make  a  donation,  of 
course  they  would  start  to  dance.  The  bride  and  the  bridegroom 
would  dance  three  dances  together;  it  was  just  customary,  three 
— it  had  to  be  three,  I  don't  know  why.  And  that  was  all  that  the 
bridegroom  saw  of  the  bride  for  a  long  time,  then,  because  after 
that  he  never  danced  with  the  bride  during  the  day  because 
everybody  else  had  to  have  a  chance  to  dance  one  dance  with  the 
bride;  and  by  evening  the  poor  bride  was  worn  out.  And 
incidentally,  if  you  were  rich  enough  to  have  a  three-day  wed- 
ding, why,  of  course  the  bride  had  to  reappear  the  next  day  and 
probably  the  third  day. 

The  musicians  had  to  be  tipped,  and  where  the  wedding  was  in 
a  relatively  small  place,  where  the  house  wasn't  too  large,  why, 
they  had  one  man  designated  to  pick  out  the  people  who  were 


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gonna  dance,  and  you  danced  only  when  they  asked  you  to 
dance;  and  if  you  danced  when  you  weren't  asked  to  dance,  why, 
you  would  be  taken  off  the  floor.  And  then  of  course  the  mu- 
sicians, who  knew —  They  consisted  of  somebody  to  play  what 
we  now  call — oh,  it  was  the  equivalent  of  a  zither  almost; 
dulcimer  they  call  it  now,  I  think,  played  with  little  mallets, 
little  hammers;  there  was  always  a  fiddler  and  sometimes  there 
was  a  cello  with  that;  sometimes  there  was  a  cornet.  Cornets 
were  prevalent  among  our  people;  they  had  those  over  in  the 
old  country.  Sometimes  they'd  get  lazy;  they  wouldn't  play,  and 
of  course  the  obvious  was  that  if  they  don't  play,  the  best  thing 
you  could  do  was  go  ahead  and  tip  'em.  It  was  not  unusual  for 
them,  of  course,  to  shove  a  bill  underneath  the  strings  so  you 
could  see  it,  so  you  would  tip  likewise  and  wouldn't  be  tipping 
in  too  small  amounts. 

Some  Bohemian  Customs 

[Collected  from  Emil  H.  Zahradnik,  Wilson,  Kansas,  9  No- 
vember 1958.] 

Bohemian  Day 

As  far  back  as  I  can  remember,  Thanksgiving  Day  was  always 
called  Cesky  Den,  or  Bohemian  Day.  And  this  community  al- 
ways celebrated  Thanksgiving  as  Cesky  Den,  and  that  was  a 
big  dance  here  in  Wilson.  And  that  drew  a  crowd  at  the  Opera 
House,  or  what  used  to  be  the  Sokol  Hall  and  now  it's  called 
the  Opera  House.  Originally  the  Z.  C.  B.  J.2  sponsored  it,  but 
there  are  several  Bohemian  lodges'  organizations  here,  and  they 
have  merged,  and  the  building  now  belongs  to  all  of  them 
jointly,  and  it  is  called  the  Opera  House.  And  the  management — 
three  representatives  from  each  one  of  these  lodges — are  the  ones 
that  sponsored  these  dances  for  a  number  of  years  now. 

2  In  American,  that's  the  Western  Bohemian  Fraternal  Organization. 
There's  another,  C.  S.  A.,  that's  the  young  section  of  the  Bohemian  organiza- 
tion, Cesko-Slovensky  Amerikani;  and  then  there's  J.  C.  D.  .  .  .  and  there's 
Sokol,  and  that  is  just  what  it  says  [Falcon],  except  that's  the  athletic  organi- 
zation that  thrived  here  for — oh,  I'd  say  forty  or  fifty  years,  but  the  lodge 
still  exists.  We  are  members  of  the  lodge;  I'm  at  present  the  president  of  the 
lodge. — Informant 


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They  used  to  have  plays,  yes,  and  it  usually  'd  start  in  the 
afternoon  or — early  afternoon  or  early  evening  and  then  have  a 
play  in  the  evening  and  then  the  dance  following  the  play — 
Bohemian  play  and  then  the  dance  following  the  play,  and  that, 
too —  The  music  was  furnished  by  the  brass  band,  and  that 
was  quite  a  band  for  years.  Mostly,  I  guess  all,  were  Bohemians, 
and  traditionally  the  Bohemian  people  seemed  to  specialize  in 
brass  instruments. 

Q.  The  Thanksgiving  celebration  you  were  telling  us  about  is 
kind  of  a  harvest  thing,  do  you  think? 

No,  I  wouldn't  say  it's  a  harvest  thing,  it's  just —  Probably 
Thanksgiving  has  been  selected  as  the — as  a  day  of  celebration 
for  the  Czech  people;  possibly  that  might  be  the  original,  al- 
though I  never  heard  it  explained  as  such.  ...  Of  course  the 
Czech  people  have  quite  a  settlement  here;  they  certainly  made 
an  occasion  of  it.  However,  it  has  kind  of  got  to  the  point  where 
people  don't  seem  to  take  the  interest  in  it  that  they  used  to. 
However,  we  will  have  a  Thanksgiving  dance  again  this  Thanks- 
giving in  Wilson  at  the  Opera  House.  But  it  will  not  be 
sponsored  by  these  Bohemian  organizations  that —  The  local 
orchestra  here  is  going  to  have  charge. 

Wedding  Customs 

The  wedding  customs  were  much  different  than  they  are  now. 
Quite  often  the  wedding  party  was  escorted  to  the  minister  or 
justice  of  the  peace  with  a  brass  band;  likewise,  escorted  back  to 
the  home  or  wherever  they  intended  to  celebrate  the  occasion. 
And  the  band  then  of  course  would  furnish  music  for  a  dance, 
and  the  dance  would  usually  start  before  sunset,  or  immediately 
after  the  wedding  party  arrived,  and  last  till  daybreak  or  sunup. 
And  of  course  plenty  of  food  and  as  a  rule  they  had  beer. 

One  thing,  I  don't  know  whether  it'll  be  suitable  for  your 
recording  here,  but  I  remember  years  ago  there  was  a  little 
store,  an  inland  store,  just  south  of — about  a  mile  or  three- 
quarter  of  a  mile  south  of  Black  Wolf,  and  they  used  to  sell 
beer  there.  And  a  young  man  came  there  to  buy  his  beer  for  his 
wedding,  and  the  proprietor  asked  him,  "How  many  kegs  do 
you  want?"  And  he  said,  "Well,  I  don't  know.  I've  got  about  so- 


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and-so  many  coming  to  the  wedding."  And,  well,  the  proprietor 
said,  "Well,  it  just  depends  now  how  they'll  drink;  if  they'll 
drink  like  people  or  if  they  drink  like  hogs.  If  they  drink  like 
people,  why  you'll  need  sixteen  kegs,  but  if  they  drink  like  hogs, 
eight'll  be  enough."  When  he  asked  how  come,  well,  he  said, 
"A  hog  knows  when  he's  got  enough,  but  people  don't." 

But  that  was  quite  the  custom.  They  did  have  plenty  of  re- 
freshments, and  true  enough,  quite  often  they'd  get  quite  jolly, 
but  there  was — in  my  time  I  never  remember  any  rough  time  of 
any  kind.  The  people  went  there  for  a  good  time,  and  we  had  a 
good  time. 

Cakes  in  them  days  I  don't  believe  were  considered  as  impor- 
tant as  other  food.  There  was  usually  a  big  meal  served, 
especially  for  the  relatives;  and  then  of  course  shivarees  were 
the  go  always.  Those  that  were  not  invited  to  a  wedding,  why, 
they'd  gang  up  and  shivaree  the  newlyweds  and  that  again — 
they'd  just  roll  out  a  keg  of  beer  for  'em;  if  they  was  more  of 
'em,  they'd  roll  out  two  kegs  for  'em.  And  they'd  roll  the  keg  off 
into  a  convenient  place  and  tap  it  and  drink  their  beer  and 
enjoy  themselves  that  way,  I  guess. 

In  the  early  days  here  your  dances,  even  your  public  dances, 
would  start  before  dark  and  usually  would  last  till  sunup.  And 
everybody  had  a  good  time;  it  wasn't  that —  We  didn't  get  to- 
gether too  often  in  them  days,  and  when  we  did,  why,  we  really 
made  an  occasion  of  it. 

Mrs.  Zahradnik:  They  really  believed  more  in  dressed  fowl, 
like  geese  and  ducks,  and  the  women  would  get  those  ready  days 
before  the  wedding,  so  that  there  was  plenty  of  meat  and  more 
so  than  elaborate  cakes.  And  they'd  feed  people  by  the  dozens; 
they  didn't  have  a  reception  like  they  do  now — it's  just  a  cake 
and  probably  coffee.  They  had  big  meals,  and  they  called  that  a 
reception.  And  then  they'd  make  of  course  their  kolaches  and 
rolls  and  maybe  a  houska  or  two  several  days  before.  They  didn't 
have  the  freezers  like  they  have  now,  but  they  just  had  a  way  of 
keeping  them  as  fresh  as  they  could  and  served  'em  at  these 
weddings.  .  .  . 

Most  of  the  Bohemians  have  the  houska  at  Christmas  time, 
but  they  did  have  it  at  weddings  as  well.  .  .  . 


208  Kansas  Folklore 

French-Canadian  New  Year's 

[Collected  from  Evelyn  Manny,  Bogue,  Kansas,  by  Barbara 
Kenyon,  28  June  1958.] 

The  French  people  have  an  old  custom  of  celebrating  the  New 
Year  by  starting  on  New  Year's  Eve  and  going  from  house  to 
house,  eating  and  drinking  and  making  merry.  Many  time  they 
join  the  party,  and  they  all  go  on  to  the  next  home.  This  con- 
tinues all  New  Year's  Day. 

Present-Day  Customs 

Three  Western  Kansas  Shivarees 3 

1.  [Collected  from  Karen  Cooper,  Hoxie,  Kansas,  by  Ward 
Patterson,  11  May  1959.] 

After  a  couple  get  back  from  the  honeymoon,  a  group  comes 
to  the  house  and  tears  it  up.  The  groom  pushes  the  bride  down 
Main  Street  in  a  wheelbarrow. 

2.  [Collected  from  Robert  Brand,  Sharon  Springs,  Kansas,  by 
Ward  Patterson,  11  May  1959.] 

After  the  wedding  trip,  the  groom  pushes  the  bride  down  Main 
Street  in  a  wheelbarrow  and  gives  away  cigars  and  candy  bars. 

3.  [Collected  from  Bob  M.  Oslum,  Syracuse,  Kansas,  by  Ward 
Patterson,  12  May  1959.] 

It  is  the  custom  of  the  young  people  to  get  a  bride  and  groom 
after  they  have  been  married  a  few  days  and  have  the  husband 
push  the  wife  down  Main  Street  in  a  wheelbarrow  (a  distance  of 
four  blocks) ,  with  horns  blowing  and  a  lot  of  noise  about  ten  or 
eleven  at  night. 

3  It  is  interesting  that  these  three  towns,  with  their  similar  but  not  identical 
customs,  are  not  especially  close  together.  Hoxie  is  the  seat  of  Sheridan 
County  in  northwest  Kansas.  Sharon  Springs  is  the  seat  of  Wallace  County, 
ninety-two  miles  southwest  of  Hoxie  by  the  most  direct  route.  Syracuse,  the 
seat  of  Hamilton  County,  is  sixty-five  miles  due  south  of  Sharon  Springs  on 
State  Highway  27. 


DANCES  AND  GAMES 

S.  J.  Sackett 

Fort  Hays  Kansas  State  College 


During  the  last  half  of  the  nineteenth  century  the  most  com- 
mon folk  dance  on  the  Kansas  frontier — as  elsewhere  in  the  coun- 
try— was  the  square  dance.  Typically,  a  dance  would  be  held  in 
someone's  barn;  it  drew  young  men  and  women  for  miles 
around,  and  they  would  dress  for  the  occasion  as  near  the  height 
of  fashion  as  frontier  conditions  and  their  ingenuity  would 
allow.  A  caller  and  a  fiddler  were  the  essentials  for  holding  a 
dance:  if  there  were  performers  on  other  instruments  among  the 
local  talent  they  were  warmly  welcomed,  but  a  fiddler  sufficed. 
Callers  were  in  more  plentiful  supply  than  musicians  and 
musical  instruments.  Square-dance  tunes  were  fast  and  lively — 
they  kept  the  dancers  moving — and  also  tended  to  be  intricate 
since  the  fiddlers  prided  themselves  on  their  ability  to  play 
difficult  music.  "The  Irish  Washerwoman"  was  perhaps  the  most 
frequently  heard  fiddle  tune  in  Kansas;  at  any  rate,  it  is  the 
one  now  most  commonly  found  in  the  repertoires  of  early-day 
fiddlers.  Other  popular  tunes  bore  such  names  as  "Soldier's 
Joy,"  "Mississippi  Sawyer,"  and  "Devil's  Dream" — this  last  so 
tricky  that  even  the  devil  could  only  dream  of  rendering  it 
without  a  mistake. 

The  national  groups  which  immigrated  to  Kansas  after  the 
Civil  War  brought  with  them  their  own  dances  and  in  some 
cases  their  own  instruments  as  well.  The  hammered  dulcimer,1 
the  ancestor  of  the  piano,  came  to  western  Kansas  with  the 
German-Russians.  Among  round  dances  characteristic  of  this 
group  are  waltzes,  polkas,  schottisches,  and  hochzeits.  The  hoch- 
zeit  was  danced  chiefly  at  weddings   (Hochzeit — literally  "high 

1The  hammered  dulcimer  is  in  no  way  related  to  the  plucked  dulcimer  of 
the  Appalachians;  the  latter  is,  in  fact,  misnamed. 

209 


210  Kansas  Folklore 

time" — means  wedding) .  Like  the  polka,  it  is  in  fast  two-four 
time,  but  the  step  is  different:  you  step  to  the  side  with  one  foot, 
bring  the  other  behind  it,  and  then  hop  with  the  first — it 
resembles  a  waltz  step  speeded  up  to  take  two  beats  in  the 
measure  instead  of  three.  Although  such  dance  forms  as  the 
waltz  and  the  polka  were  traditional  among  the  Bohemians  and 
common  to  several  other  national  groups,  each  had  its  own 
tunes  which  had  their  own  distinctive  national  flavor. 

Another  kind  of  amusement  on  the  frontier  was  the  play 
party.  The  participants  referred  to  their  activities  as  "playing 
games,"  but  actually  play-party  games  were  more  like  dances. 
Calling  an  activity  a  game  implies  an  element  of  competition — 
the  pitting  of  an  individual  or  a  team  against  another  individual 
or  individuals,  another  team,  or  the  rules  of  the  game  itself. 
Although  some  play-party  games,  such  as  "The  Miller  Boy" 
and  "Skip  to  My  Lou,"  had  a  competitive  element,  it  was  un- 
important. In  all  play-party  games  the  really  significant  factors 
were  two:  young  men  and  women  were  brought  together,  and 
they  moved  rhythmically  in  time  to  music.  In  comparison  to  the 
attainment  of  these  objectives,  whether  "it"  or  his  antagonist 
won  the  race  around  the  circle  in  "Skip  to  My  Lou"  was  of  no 
consequence.  In  short — and  despite  the  opinion  of  the  partici- 
pants— play-party  games  may  be  considered  dances — in  some 
cases,  dances  with  trimmings  borrowed  from  games. 

The  play  party  came  into  being  because  of  the  scarcity  of 
musical  instruments  on  the  frontier  and  because  many  parents 
had  a  moral  objection  to  dancing.  It  differed  from  the  barn 
dance  in  three  respects.  In  the  first  place,  the  play-party  game 
was  danced  (or  "played")  to  songs  sung  by  the  dancers  them- 
selves, whereas  instruments  provided  music  for  the  dance.  It 
was  proverbial  on  the  frontier  that  "the  fiddle  was  the  devil's 
instrument,"  and  when  a  fiddle  joined  in,  girls  who  were  dancing 
play-party  games  would  stop  short  at  the  first  note.  (An  infor- 
mant, Pearl  Cress  of  Plainville,  Kansas,  told  one  of  my  students 
that  her  mother  had  defined  sinning  to  her  as  "somethin'  that 
comes  out  of  a  fiddle.")  Another  difference  between  the  play- 
party  game  and  the  dance  was  that  the  former  was  most  com- 
monly a  round  game  and  the  dance,  except  among  the  immi- 
grant  groups,    was    almost    always    a    square   dance.    In    a   few 


Dances  and  Games  211 

instances  the  same  steps  were  used  for  both  games  and  dances; 
the  Virginia  reel,  for  example,  was  danced  to  "Weevily  Wheat." 
The  third  difference  was  that  the  play-party  game  employed  a 
one-hand  clasp  as  compared  to  the  two-hand  or  waist  clasp  of  the 
dance;  however,  again  this  was  not  invariable.  There  were  girls 
on  the  frontier  who  would  consent  to  dance  if  only  a  one-hand 
clasp  was  used;  and  there  were  a  few  play-party  games  in  which 
the  dancers  utilized  the  two-hand  clasp,  or  even  the  waist  clasp. 

Because  the  play-party  songs  were  danced  to,  the  words  fre- 
quently recounted  the  instructions.  Thus  in  "The  Miller  Boy" 
the  words  "The  wheel  turns  around  to  gain  what  it  will"  refer  to 
the  fact  that  the  players  were  marching  in  a  circle.  Similarly,  the 
succeeding  verses  of  "Weevily  Wheat"  contain  instructions  for 
the  dancers.  After  the  boy  and  girl  skip  down  toward  each  other, 
they  are  to  perform  the  step  required  by  the  words;  if  the 
dancers  sing  "Left  hand  to  your  weevily  wheat,"  they  swing  each 
other  using  a  left-hand  clasp,  or  if  the  song  calls  for  "Do-si  round 
your  weevily  wheat,"  they  dance  around  each  other  without 
clasping  hands. 

Many  of  the  play-party  games  which  were  the  customary  enter- 
tainment of  adolescents,  courting  couples,  and  young  married 
people  (before  the  babies  came)  are  now  played  by  chil- 
dren; but  fifty  years  ago  they  were  for  adults  only.  Children  had 
their  own  games,  many  of  them  still  played,  but  many  now 
forgotten.  Before  baseball  was  introduced,  one-hole  cat  was  very 
popular;  T.  W.  Wells  of  Hays,  who  was  born  in  Russell  County 
in  1877,  recalls  playing  one-hole  cat  as  a  boy.  To  occupy  the  long 
winter  evenings  there  were  indoor  games  which  reveal  the 
settlers'  remarkable  capacity  to  devise  entertainment  from  very 
simple  material.  "Fox  and  Geese"  (the  indoor  version)  and 
"Old  Mill"  were  two  of  this  type.  The  national  groups  which 
settled  in  Kansas  brought  their  own  children's  games  as  well  as 
their  national  dances  and  songs:  two  examples  of  German- 
Russian  children's  games  are  included  below  to  represent  an 
area  in  which  there  has  been  little  collecting. 

Children  in  Kansas  today  play  many  of  the  same  games  as  boys 
and  girls  in  other  parts  of  the  United  States.  Children's  games 
have  less  variety  than  formerly,  and  girls  normally  take  part  in 
games   such   as   baseball   which   at   one   time   were   considered 


212  Kansas  Folklore 

strictly  boys'  games.  In  general,  children  today  are  less  prone 
than  were  their  parents  and  grandparents  to  play  folk  games 
learned  from  their  peers.  Perhaps  in  rebellion  against  the 
"supervised  play"  organized  by  teachers,  playground  directors, 
and  little-league  managers,  youngsters  enter  with  extra  zest  into 
amorphous  games — playing  cowboy  or  space  man  or  cops- 
and-robbers.  Some  folk  games  have  survived,  however,  especially 
among  girls;  they  play  hopscotch,  jump-rope,  and  jacks,  and 
boys  still  play  marbles.  And  such  games  as  "Hi-Hitler"  described 
below,  which  resembles  an  old  game  called  "King  of  the  Moun- 
tain," are  evidence  that  adult  regimentation  has  not  entirely 
suppressed  either  youthful  imagination  and  inventiveness  or  the 
old  folk  games. 

At  the  present  time  there  is  no  generally  accepted  method  of 
collecting  and  recording  folk  dances,  except  perhaps  by  sound 
motion  pictures.  Two  notation  systems  for  recording  ballet,  the 
Benesh  System  and  Labanotation,  appeared  independently  at 
about  the  same  time  a  few  years  ago,  and  it  is  possible  that  one 
or  both  might  be  adapted  to  recording  folk  dances.  So  far  as  I 
know,  however,  the  use  of  either  system  remains  only  a  possi- 
bility. Music  for  dances  can  be,  and  is,  collected  on  tape,  but  it  is 
unsatisfactory  to  present  dance  music  on  the  printed  page  of  a 
book  designed  for  the  general  reader.  About  all  that  can  be 
done  in  a  study  on  dances  is  to  present  the  square-dance  calls,  as 
has  been  done  here.  Games  are  easier  to  collect  and  record. 


DANCES 

Waltz  Quadrille 

[Collected  from  O.  J.  Halsted,  Topeka,  Kansas,  by  P.  J.  Wyatt, 
16  June  1956,  and  included  in  "I'm  Not  Selling  Anything: 
Some  Folklore  from  Kansas"  (unpublished  Master's  thesis, 
Indiana  University,  1957),  p.  111.] 

First  couple  waltz  center  and  there  you  divide; 
With  the  lady  glide  center,  gent  'round  the  outside; 
Honor  your  partner  and  a-don't  be  afraid, 
Swing  corner  lady  and-a  waltz,  promenade. 


Dances  and  Games  213 

Second  couple  waltz  center  and  there  you  divide; 
With  the  lady  glide  center,  gent  around  the  outside; 
Honor  your  partner  and  a-don't  be  afraid, 
Swing  corner  lady  and-a  waltz,  promenade. 

Soldier's  Joy 

[Collected  from  O.  J.  Halsted,  Topeka,  Kansas,  by  P.  J. 
Wyatt,  16  June  1956,  and  included  in  Wyatt,  "I'm  Not  Selling 
Anything:  Some  Folklore  from  Kansas,"  p.  131.  "Soldier's  Joy" 
was  one  of  the  most  popular  hoedown  tunes  on  the  frontier.] 

Honor  your  right,  and  now  your  left, 
'N'  ya-all  join  hands,  and  circle  left, 
Break,  an'-a  swing,  an'-a  promenade  back. 

First  couple!  Balance  and  swing. 

Lead  to  the  right.  Four  hands  up.  Four  on  around. 

On  to  the  next,  and-a  four  hand  round. 
Four,  two,  an'-a  six,  an'-a  eight  hand  round. 
Gents!  Cut  a  shine! 
You  swing  your'n,  and  I'll  swing  mine. 

On  to  the  next,  and-a  four  hands  up. 

The  four  in  the  round. 

Ladies!  Do!  And-a  gents,  you  know, 

And-a  one  more  change 

And  home  ya  go! 

Swing! 

Now  on  the  corner,  if  ya  ain't  too  late. 

Allemande  left,  and  promenade  eight. 

Birdie  in  the  Cage 

[Collected  from  Ray  Simpson,  Plainville,  Kansas,  by  Judith 
Hegwer,  Spring,  1959.  Mr.  Simpson  explained  that  the  birdie  is 
the  girl  and  the  crow  is  the  boy.] 

First  couple  bow,  first  couple  swing  and  lead  right  out  to  the 
center  of  the  ring.  Four  joining  hands  and  around  you  go, 
birdie  in  the  cage  they  bar  high.  Birdie  hops  out  and  crow  hops 


214  Kansas  Folklore 

in.  Crow  hops  out  and  four  hands  around  and  on  to  the  next 
you  go. 

Around  That  Couple 

[Collected  from  Ray  Simpson,  Plainville,  Kansas,  by  Judith 
Hegwer,  Spring,  1959.] 

Around  that  couple  and  take  a  peek.  First  couple  bows,  first 
couple  swings,  and  lead  right  out  to  the  center  of  the  ring. 
Around  that  couple  and  take  a  peek,  back  to  the  center  and 
circle  four.  Allemande  left,  grand  right  and  left,  meet  your 
partner  and  swing  your  sweet.  Promenade  your  lady  home. 

PIONEER  GAMES 

Play-party  Games 

The  Miller  Boy 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  V.  Feely,  Jennings,  Kansas,  by  Raymond 
L.  Stacey,  Summer,  1958.  "The  Miller  Boy"  is  one  of  the  most 
popular  of  all  play-party  games,  and  several  other  versions  have 
been  found  in  Kansas.  For  variant  versions  of  it  and  most  of  the 
other  play-party  songs  given  here,  see  B.  A.  Botkin,  The  Ameri- 
can Play-Party  Song  (Lincoln:  University  Studies,  University  of 
Nebraska,  Vol.  37,  1937) ,  and  Leah  Jackson  Wolford,  The  Play 
Party  in  Indiana  (Indianapolis:  Indiana  Historical  Society  Pub- 
lications, Vol.  20,  No.  2,  1959) .] 

We  used  to  play  this,  and  we  took  couples  and  held  hands,  and 
one  person  was  in  the  center.  We  all  sang: 

Happy  is  the  miller  boy  who  lives  by  the  mill, 
The  wheel  turns  around  to  gain  what  it  will. 
A  hand  in  the  hopper  and  the  other  in  the  sack, 
The  ladies  step  forward  and  the  gents  fall  back. 

Then  the  one  in  the  center  tried  to  grab  a  partner,  and  the 
one  left  out  had  to  be  ready  to  start  when  the  wheel  started. 

Little  Red  Wagon  Painted  Blue 

[Collected  from  Hettie  Belle  Crisler,  Natoma,  Kansas,  by 
Judith  Hegwer,  Spring,  1959.  This  is  one  of  several  versions  of 


Dances  and  Games  215 

the  ubiquitous  "Skip  to  My  Lou"  collected  in  Kansas.  The 
customary  rules  for  this  game  were  that  the  person  who  was  "it" 
— who  was  characterized  by  the  others  as  being  a  "little  red 
wagon  painted  blue,"  or  perhaps  a  "rat  in  the  cream  jar" — 
skipped  around  the  circle.  He  grabbed  the  arm  of  one  of  the 
girls  standing  in  the  circle  with  their  partners,  and  the  two  of 
them  began  skipping  around  the  circle  arm  in  arm.  If  they  got 
back  to  the  girl's  place  before  her  erstwhile  partner,  who  was 
skipping  after  them  trying  to  catch  them,  then  "it"  joined  the 
circle  and  the  boy  who  had  lost  his  partner  was  the  new  "it." 
Sometimes  he  sang,  "I'll  get  another  one,  a  better  one  than  you," 
as  one  of  the  verses,  to  assuage  his  wounded  vanity.] 

Little  red  wagon  painted  blue, 
Little  red  wagon  painted  blue, 
Little  red  wagon  painted  blue, 
Skip  to  my  Lou,  my  darling. 

Skip,  skip,  skip  to  my  Lou, 
Skip,  skip,  skip  to  my  Lou, 
Skip,  skip,  skip  to  my  Lou, 
Skip  to  my  Lou,  my  darling. 

Circle  around  two  by  two, 
Circle  around  two  by  two, 
Circle  around  two  by  two, 
Skip  to  my  Lou,  my  darling. 

Four  Play-Party  Songs 

[In  1957  Lola  Adams  Carter  of  Dodge  City  rounded  up  a 
number  of  the  older  residents  of  that  community  who  used  to 
go  to  the  Prairie  View  school  there  and  attend  its  functions. 
During  the  course  of  the  evening,  they  sang  some  of  the  old 
play-party  songs,  and  Mrs.  Carter  recorded  them.  "Down  in 
the  Holler,"  "Marching  'Round  the  Levee,"  "Weevily  Wheat," 
and  "Pawpaw  Patch"  are  transcribed  from  that  tape.] 

Down  in  the  Holler 
Down  in  the  holler 
Where  the  pigs  used  to  waller, 
Oh  there's  somebody  waitin'  for  me. 


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Kansas  Folklore 


Transcribed  by  John  Chamber! 


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Down  in        the       hoi  -  ler        Where  the  pigs  used       to         vval  -  ler,         Oh        there's 


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one,  leave      the      oth  -  er,      Take  the 


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Take  the  one,  leave  the  other, 
Take  the  one,  leave  the  other, 
Take  the  one,  leave  the  other  for  me. 

Way  down  in  the  holler 

Where  the  pigs  used  to  waller, 

Oh  there's  somebody  waitin'  for  me, 

Take  the  one,  leave  the  other, 

Take  the  one,  leave  the  other, 

Take  the  one,  leave  the  other  for  me. 

Marching  'Round  the  Levee 

Transcribed  by  John  Chamber: 


t      lev  -  ee, We're  anarch  -  ing     'round      the 


lev  -  ee, 


£ 


stay.  Go 


We're  marching  'round  the  levee, 
We're  marching  'round  the  levee, 
We're  marching  'round  the  levee, 
For  we  have  come  to  stay. 


Go  forth  and  choose  your  lover, 
Go  forth  and  choose  your  lover, 


Dances  and  Games 


217 


Go  forth  and  choose  your  lover, 
For  we  have  come  to  stay. 

I  measure  my  love  to  show  you, 
I  measure  my  love  to  show  you, 
I  measure  my  love  to  show  you, 
For  we  have  come  to  stay. 

I  kneel  because  I  love  you, 
I  kneel  because  I  love  you, 
I  kneel  because  I  love  you, 
For  we  have  come  to  stay. 

Goodbye,  I  hate  to  leave  you, 
Goodbye,  I  hate  to  leave  you, 
Goodbye,  I  hate  to  leave  you, 
For  we  have  come  to  stay. 

Weevily  Wheat 


Transcribed  by  John  Chambers 


p       *       _        ^  + 


Step    forth        to  your 


wee  -  vil  -  y 


wheat,       And       step 


m  j  i J»  i  *■  me  I  p  }  *  i*  i 


bar  -  ley,  Step      forth       to        your 


wee  -  vil  -  y 


P=l=il 


^ake      for  Char  -  lie.  can  -  dy. 


Step  forth  to  your  weevily  wheat, 
And  step  to  your  barley, 
Step  forth  to  your  weevily  wheat 
To  bake  a  cake  for  Charlie. 


Right  hand  around  your  weevily  wheat, 
Right  hand  around  your  barley, 
Right  hand  around  your  weevily  wheat 
To  bake  a  cake  for  Charlie. 

Left  hand  around  your  weevily  wheat, 
Left  hand  around  your  barley, 
Left  hand  around  your  weevily  wheat, 
To  bake  a  cake  for  Charlie. 


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Kansas  Folklore 


Both  hands  around  your  weevily  wheat, 
And  both  hands  around  your  barley, 
Both  hands  around  your  weevily  wheat, 
To  bake  a  cake  for  Charlie. 

Do-si  around  your  weevily  wheat, 
Do-si  around  your  barley, 
Do-si  around  your  weevily  wheat, 
To  bake  a  cake  for  Charlie. 


Charlie  is  a  fine  young  man, 
Charlie  is  a  dandy, 
Charlie  likes  to  kiss  the  girls 
And  send  them  sugar  candy. 

Pawpaw  Patch 


Transcribed  by  John  Chambers 


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Here  oh  here  goes  pretty  little  Ellen, 
Here  oh  here  goes  pretty  little  Ellen, 
Here  oh  here  goes  pretty  little  Ellen, 
Way  down  in  Koko  Bend. 

Come  on,  boys,  we'll  all  go  and  see  her, 
Come  on,  boys,  we'll  all  go  and  see  her, 
Come  on,  boys,  we'll  all  go  and  see  her, 
Way  down  in  Koko  Bend. 

Here  oh  here  goes  pretty  little  Albert, 
Here  oh  here  goes  pretty  little  Albert, 
Here  oh  here  goes  pretty  little  Albert, 
Way  down  in  Koko  Bend. 

Come  along,  girls,  we'll  all  go  and  see  him, 
Come  along,  girls,  we'll  all  go  and  see  him, 


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Come  along,  girls,  we'll  all  go  and  see  him, 
Way  down  in  Koko  Bend. 

Pickin'  up  pawpaw,  puttin'  'em  in  your  pocket, 
Pickin'  up  pawpaw,  puttin'  'em  in  your  pocket, 
Pickin'  up  pawpaw,  puttin'  'em  in  your  pocket, 
Way  down  in  Koko  Bend. 


Outdoor  Games 

Three  Outdoor  Games  Not  Associated  with  a 
National  Group 

[Collected  from  Hettie  Belle  Crisler,  Natoma,  Kansas,  by 
Judith  Hegwer,  Spring,  1959.] 

Three  Times  around  the  House.  Someone  is  it.  All  those  that 
are  playing  try  to  go  around  the  house  three  times  without  the 
person  that  is  "it"  catching  them.  If  someone  makes  it,  then  the 
person  has  to  be  "it"  again.  If  they  get  caught,  they  have  to  be 
"it." 

Star  Light,  Star  Bright,  Where  Is  the  Old  Witch  Tonight? 
Someone  is  the  witch.  Everybody  else  hides  their  eyes,  and  the 
witch  will  hide.  Then,  when  they  count  to  ten,  those  that  aren't 
"it"  go  out  and  start  walking  around  and  the  witch  will  be  hiding 
someplace,  and  she  will  come  out.  When  they  go  out  they  say, 
"Star  light,  star  bright,  where  is  the  old  witch  tonight?"  and  the 
witch  will  run  out,  and  if  she  touches  one  of  them  they're  "it," 
and  if  she  can't  get  anyone  she  has  to  be  the  witch  again. 

Bear.  It's  more  or  less  a  game  of  tag.  It's  usually  played  in  a 
yard  where  there  are  lots  of  trees.  All  the  trees  are  bases,  and  the 
person  that  is  "it"  tries  to  catch  those  that  are  playing  as  they 
run  from  tree  to  tree.  If  the  person  that  is  "it"  can't,  he  can  point 
to  someone  and  count  to  ten  and  they  will  have  to  leave  their 
base.  Usually  he  can  touch  someone  then. 

Two  German-Russian  Games 

Usau 

[Collected  from  John  A.  Dinkel,  Victoria,  Kansas,  by  Ward 
Patterson,  Spring,  1959.] 


220  Kansas  Folklore 

We  had  a  game  for  where  we  played.  We  had  six  there,  and 
there  was  maybe  four,  five,  six  boys  or  girls  together  there.  We 
took  an  old  tin  can,  hit  that  kind  of  around  a  little,  and  we  had 
as  many  always  as  there  was  boys  and  girls  there,  and  we  had 
sticks  about  three  or  four  feet  long,  and  we  played  that  game  we 
call  "usau."  So  we  had  one  then,  he  had  to  stay  in  the  center,  and 
whoever  hit  that  can  there  and  another  party  could  get  in  his 
hole.  Each  one  of  them  had  a  hole  around  the  center  hole,  and 
each  one  of  them  had  to  keep  his  stick  in  there.  Then  the  one  in 
the  middle  would  hit  that  can  there,  and  he'd  hit  that  can 
either  way.  It  didn't  matter  which  way,  but  he'd  hit  that  can,  and 
wherever  that  can  went  to,  that  fellow  had  to  hit  that  can,  and  so 
it  got  to  go  someplace  else.  That  person  in  the  middle,  when  he 
had  a  chance,  he'd  put  his  stick  in  this  fellow's  hole  there,  so  this 
boy  had  to  go  in  the  middle.  Lot  of  times  it  took  a  long  time 
before  this  boy  got  out  of  the  middle,  but  he  got  out  off  and  on, 
and  then  we  had  another  game. 

Karotgar 

[Collected  from  John  A.  Dinkel,  Victoria,  Kansas,  by  Ward 
Patterson,  Spring,  1959.] 

We  took  round  pieces  of  wood.  We  cut  them  off  from  trees 
about  six  inches  long  and  about  an  inch  and  a  half,  two  inches 
thick  in  diameter.  We  had  two  ends,  seven  sticks  on  the  west 
end  and  seven  on  the  east  end.  That  was  apart  about  twenty 
steps,  something  like  that;  then  there  is  two  or  four  or  six 
players.  Well,  each  player  had  a  stick — we  cut  them  from  the 
trees  too.  They  was  sticks  about  an  inch  or  maybe  little  over  an 
inch  thick,  and  about  two  and  a  half  foot  long.  We  made  a  line 
around  them  small  sticks.  We  set  them  up,  laid  one  on  the 
ground,  then  we  set  up  three  of  them  with  the  end  up  on  top 
of  that  one  that  was  lying  on  the  ground — the  back  end  down 
on  the  ground.  Then  we  laid  another  two  on  top  of  them  and 
one  up  in  the  middle.  Both  ends  was  the  same.  We  tried  to  throw 
them  out  of  that  ring;  we  throwed  our  sticks  what  we  had,  and 
whoever  had  them  all  out  first — them  short  pieces  of  wood  out  of 
that  ring — he  won  the  game.  Then  we  had  to  change.  We  always 
had  to  change  whenever  somebody  won  a  game.  We  had  to  go 


Dances  and  Games 


221 


to  the  circle.  The  parties  on  the  east  end  had  to  go  west,  and  the 
parties  on  the  west  end  had  to  go  east.  We  played  a  lot  of  that. 

An  Indoor  Game 

Old  Mill 

[Collected  from  V.  A.  Kear,  manager-curator  of  the  Sod  House 
Museum,  Colby,  Kansas.  The  instructions  are  not  recorded  in 
Mr.  Kear's  exact  words.] 

You  take  a  square  board,  ten  or  twelve  inches  square,  and 
mark  it  as  shown  in  the  diagram.  This  makes  the  playing 
board. 


v 

\ 

zL 

/ 

\ 

OLD  MILL  BOARD 

Each  player  has  nine  counters.  These  may  be  buttons  or  beans 
or  any  small  object,  but  each  player  must  be  able  to  distin- 
guish his  counters  from  those  of  the  other  player.  The  players 
take  turns  placing  their  counters,  one  at  a  time,  on  the  places 
where  the  lines  intersect  the  squares.  The  object  is  to  get  three 
in  a  row,  either  along  one  side  of  a  square,  along  one  of  the 
lines  connecting  the  squares,  or  diagonally  along  the  sides  of 
the  squares  (one  on  the  corner  of  the  inside  square,  one  on 
the  midpoint  of  the  side  of  the  middle  square,  and  one  on  the 
corner  of  the  outside  square)  and  at  the  same  time  to  prevent 
your  opponent  from  doing  the  same  thing.  If  all  nine  counters 
are  played  without  either  player  winning,  then  the  players  take 
turns  moving  their  counters,  one  at  a  time,  to  new  positions. 
The  new  position  must  be  connected  to  the  old  position  by 
a  line  or  a  side  of  a  square,  and  no  intersection  may  be  jumped 
on  a  move;   the  piece  must  land  on   the  nearest  intersection. 


222  Kansas  Folklore 

PRESENT-DAY  GAMES 

Boys'  Games 

Hi-Hitler 

[This  game  was  observed  on  a  vacant  lot  in  Hays,  Kansas, 
July,  1959.  The  boys  treated  "Hi-Hitler"  as  one  word,  as  is 
shown  by  the  fact  that  at  the  conclusion  of  the  game  one  boy 
squatted  down  and  hopped  forward  on  the  balls  of  his  feet, 
his  right  arm  raised,  saying,  "Look!  Hi-Hitler  is  a  bunny  rab- 
bit!" Clearly  the  name  Hitler  meant  nothing  to  them.  The 
oldest  of  the  boys  was  ten  or  twelve.] 

The  boy  who  was  "it"  stood  at  one  end  of  the  vacant  lot,  while 
the  others  came  toward  him  from  the  other  side,  their  right 
arms  raised  in  an  approximation  of  the  Nazi  salute,  and  calling 
out,  "Hi-Hitler!"  "It"  had  to  catch  one  of  them  before  they 
reached  the  line  at  his  end  of  the  vacant  lot.  The  one  he  caught 
was  "it"  for  the  next  game. 

Two  Marble  Games 

[Collected  from  Robert  Sackett,  then  aged  nine,  Hays,  Kansas, 
Spring,  1961.] 

Pot.  A  game  played  by  several  players.  A  hole  is  dug  in  the 
ground,  and  each  player  puts  in  from  one  to  five  marbles  (the 
same  number  for  each  player) .  The  players  cast  their  shooters 
at  a  line  to  determine  the  order  of  play.  They  shoot  at  the 
hole  in  turn  until  at  least  one  of  them  has  his  shooter  in  the 
hole.  If  there  is  only  one  shooter  in  the  hole,  its  owner  wins 
all  the  marbles;  if  there  are  two  or  more,  their  owners  divide 
them,  unless  one  calls,  "No  splits."  In  this  case  the  marbles  are 
left  in  the  hole,  each  player  adds  another  marble,  and  the  game 
is  played  again.  The  term  "pot"  is  also  used  to  describe  the 
marbles  in  the  hole,  but  not  the  hole  itself.  The  expression  is 
probably  borrowed  from  poker. 

Ten-holer.  A  game  played  by  several  players.  All  begin  at  a 
line  about  six  feet  from  the  first  hole  and  shoot  for  this  hole. 
(See  diagram  of  ten-holer  course.)  When  each  player  gets  his 
marble  into  the  first  hole,  he  begins  to  shoot  for  the  second, 
third,  fourth,  and  fifth,  in  that  order.  The  players  take  turns 


Dances  and 

Games 

o 

First 

«-3ft.-»     O 

M-  3  ft.  ■« 

o 

Third 

Hole 

Second 
Hole 

? 

Hole 

? 

O 

Fourth 
Hole 

t 

? 

o 

Fifth 

Starting  Line 

Hole 

TEN-HOLER 

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shooting.  As  each  player  reaches  the  fifth  hole,  he  turns 
around  and  retraces  his  path,  until  finally  he  is  shooting  for 
the  starting  line.  The  first  player  to  shoot  his  marble  over  the 
starting  line  is  the  winner  and  wins  his  opponents'  marbles. 
Informant's  younger  brother,  John,  eight  years  old,  thought  he 
had  also  heard  this  called  "five-holer." 

Girls'  Games 

Pigs  in  a  Pen  (Jacks) 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Shirley  Brendel,  Hays,  Kansas,  June, 
1959.  This  is  one  of  the  innumerable  ways  of  playing  jacks.] 

You  play  first  ones,  then  twos,  and  so  forth,  one  at  a  time — 
in  other  words,  you  pick  up  all  the  jacks  one  at  a  time,  then 
two  at  a  time,  and  so  forth.  You  have  to  put  them  underneath 
your  hand;  that's  why  it's  called  "Pigs  in  a  Pen."  You  throw  up 
the  ball  and  have  to  catch  it  on  the  first  bounce,  but  you  have 
to  pick  up  the  jacks  and  put  them  underneath  your  hand  be- 
fore you  catch  the  ball. 

Jump-Rope  Rhymes 

Cinderella 

[Collected  from  Judith  Irby,  Bogue,  Kansas,  by  Barbara  Ken- 
yon,  29  June  1958.  Miss  Irby  was  then  eleven  years  old.] 


224  Kansas  Folklore 

Cinderella,  Cinderella, 

Dressed  in  yellow, 

How  many  times  did  she  kiss  her  fellow? 

One,  two,  three,  etc. 

Johnny  Over  the  Ocean 
[Collected  from  Mary  Koch,  Manhattan,  Kansas,  Spring,  1961.] 

Johnny  over  the  ocean, 

Johnny  over  the  sea, 

Johnny  broke  a  teacup, 

Blamed  it  on  me. 

I  told  Ma, 

Ma  told  Pa, 

Johnny  got  a  lickin', 

Ha,  ha,  ha! 

How  many  lickin's  did  he  get? 

One,  two,  three  [etc.,  until  the  jumper  misses] 

Blue  Bells 

[Collected  from  Gaylene  Irby,  Bogue,  Kansas,  by  Barbara 
Kenyon,  29  June  1958.  Miss  Irby  was  then  nine  years  old.] 

Blue  bells,  cockle  shells, 
Evy  ivy  overs. 

One-Two 

[Collected  from  Candy  Ball  of  Hays,  Kansas,  Summer,  1959, 
when  Miss  Ball  was  eleven  years  old.  This  is,  of  course,  an  old 
and  common  rhyme,  but  it  is  interesting  to  find  it  still  in  use.] 

One-two,  button  your  shoe, 
Three-four,  shut  the  door, 
Five-six,  pick  up  sticks, 
Seven-eight,  lay  them  straight, 
Nine-ten,  a  big  fat  hen. 

Mother,  Mother 

[Collected  from  Sue  Suran,  Hays,  Kansas,  July,  1959.  Miss 
Suran  explained  that  this  jump-rope  rhyme  is  used  by  four 
girls  jumping  together.  First  one  is  jumping  alone,  then  with 
"In  comes  the  doctor,"  the  second  joins  her,  with  "In  comes 


Dances  and  Games  225 

the  nurse,"  the  third,  etc.  They  leave  off  jumping  in  the  same 
way.] 

Mother,  mother,  I  am  ill; 

Call  the  doctor  from  over  the  hill. 

In  comes  the  doctor, 

In  comes  the  nurse, 

In  comes  the  lady 

With  the  alligator  purse. 

Out  goes  the  doctor, 

Out  goes  the  nurse, 

Out  goes  the  lady 

With  the  alligator  purse. 

Teddy  Bear 

[Collected  from  Cynthia  Smith,  a  student  at  Fort  Hays  Kansas 
State  College,  July,  1959.] 

Teddy  bear,  teddy  bear,  go  upstairs, 
Teddy  bear,  teddy  bear,  say  your  prayers, 
Teddy  bear,  teddy  bear,  turn  out  the  light, 
Teddy  bear,  teddy  bear,  say  good  night. 

Finger  Play  for  Infants 

Jack  and  Jim 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Boyd  Saunders,  Bogue,  Kansas,  by 
Barbara  Kenyon,  28  June  1958.] 

Our  mother  taught  us  a  finger  game  called  "Jack  and  Jim." 
Stick  a  small  piece  of  white  paper  on  the  first  finger  of  each  hand. 
Put  these  two  fingers  on  the  edge  of  a  table  and  say,  "Here's 
Jack  and  Jim.  Fly  away,  Jack;  fly,  Jim,"  and  raise  hands  above 
shoulders.  By  changing  to  middle  finger  the  birds  fly  away.  By 
changing  again  they  can  come  back. 


RECIPES 

Marjorie  Sackett 

Fort  Hays  Kansas  State  College 


Folk  recipes  are  not  learned  from  cookbooks  or  other  written 
sources.  They  have  been  handed  down  orally  for  generations:  a 
daughter  learns  the  recipe  by  watching  her  mother  use  it.  One  of 
the  contributors  to  this  collection,  for  example,  sat  down  with 
her  mother  to  transcribe  some  recipes  that  had  never  been  re- 
corded before.  "Then  you  put  in  some  flour,"  the  mother  said  at 
one  point.  "How  much  flour?"  "Enough  flour."  "Well,  how 
much  is  that?"  "Enough  to  thicken  it."  They  then  measured  out 
the  flour  to  determine  the  quantity  needed  to  bring  the  mixture 
to  the  correct  consistency.  Most  of  the  recipes  which  follow  were 
collected  in  this  way. 

The  first  three  are  pioneer  recipes,  presented  to  show  how  the 
pioneer  housewife  made  do  with  the  foodstuffs  she  found  on  the 
prairie.  Two  recipes  brought  to  Kansas  by  settlers  from  Eastern 
states  also  are  included.  All  the  rest  are  associated  with  one  or 
another  of  the  many  national  groups  which  have  settled  here — 
the  Swedish  communities  at  Scandia  and  Lindsborg,  the  Danish 
group  at  Denmark,  the  German  settlements  at  Victoria  and 
Schoenchen,  the  Bohemians  at  Timken  and  Atwood,  the  French- 
Canadian  town  at  Damar,  or  one  of  the  many  o^her  similar  com- 
munities in  the  state. 

From  the  119  recipes  assembled  for  this  project  we  chose  those 
which  seemed  most  characteristic  because  they  appeared  most 
often;  those  which  offered  the  most  typical  display  of  various 
kinds  of  food;  and  those  which  gave  the  widest  representation  to 
different  collectors  and  informants.  We  also  tried  to  keep  the  cor- 
rect proportion  of  recipes  from  each  national  group.  All  the  rec- 
ipes, with  the  exception  of  that  for  dandelion  wine,  were  col- 
lected and  submitted  by  students  at  Fort  Hays  Kansas  State 
College. 

The  reader  is  reminded  that  this  is  a  compilation  of  field- 

226 


Recipes  227 

collected  materials,  not  a  cookbook.  A  uniform  style  of  abbrevia- 
tions for  measurements  has  been  used,  but  otherwise  the  recipes 
are  presented  exactly  as  the  informants  gave  them  to  the  collec- 
tors. By  cookbook  standards  some  of  these  recipes  are  incomplete, 
and  none  should  be  attempted  without  first  checking  carefully 
to  make  sure  that  adequate  instructions  are  given. 


PIONEER  RECIPES 

Casserole  of  Rabbit 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Caroline  Pryor,  Garden  City,  Kansas,  by 
Mrs.  Esther  L.  Thompson,  4  July  1958.  Mrs.  Pryor  came  to  Kan- 
sas from  Illinois  in  1889,  when  she  was  nine  years  old.] 

Dress  a  young  full-grown  rabbit;  cut  in  small  pieces  and  wash 
thoroughly;  let  soak  in  salt  water  one-half  hour;  pour  this  water 
off,  put  the  rabbit  in  a  casserole,  add  salt  and  pepper  to  taste,  add 

2  T.  of  butter  and  I14  c.  of  water;  cover  and  cook  until  tender. 
Then  the  rabbit  may  be  lifted  out  and  2  c.  of  sweet  milk  added; 
when  boiling  hot,  thicken  with  2  T.  of  flour  worked  smooth  with 

3  T.  of  cold  milk.  The  gravy  may  be  served  in  a  separate  dish,  or 
all  may  be  served  together  from  the  casserole. 

Corn  Cob  Syrup 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Emily  Roberts,  Palco,  Kansas,  by  Ma- 
rie K.  Steeples,  28  June  1958.] 

Boil  12  clean  corn  cobs  (red  ones  add  more  color)  about  two 
hours  in  enough  water  to  make  two  cupfuls  when  well  cooked. 
Strain  and  add  4  c.  of  brown  sugar.  If  you  want  a  thick  syrup, 
cook  for  at  least  one-half  hour. 

Hominy 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Emily  Roberts,  Palco,  Kansas,  by  Ma- 
rie K.  Steeples,  28  June  1958.] 

Choose  a  large  iron  kettle  or  boiler  and  soak  i/2  bushel  of  corn 
in  cold  water  for  one  day. 

Then  cook  until  done  having  added  1  c.  of  lye.  Drain  and  wash 
through  four  rinses  to  clean  out  the  lye.- 

This  was  made  during  cold  freezing  weather,  when  the  hominy 
could  be  stored  without  freezing  in  the  refrigerator.  Just  set  it 
outdoors.  We  did  not  have  refrigerators  of  course  in  those  days. 


228  Kansas  Folklore 

RECIPES  FROM  EASTERN  STATES 

Dandelion  Wine 

[Submitted  by  Mrs.  Hilda  Frye  of  Arnold,  Kansas,  18  March 
1958.  Mrs.  Frye  commented:  "The  following  recipe,  written  on 
tablet  paper  and  yellow  with  age,  was  found  among  the  recipes 
of  Mrs.  Alice  Frye  (Mrs.  Hilda  Frye's  mother-in-law) .  It  is  not 
known  whether  it  was  brought  from  Virginia  or  whether  it  was 
given  to  her  by  a  friend  here  in  the  early  days.  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Frye 
came  to  Trego  County  in  the  early  eighties.  Leslie  Frye  does  not 
remember  that  they  ever  made  the  Dandelion  Wine,  (but)  dark 
brown  stains  on  the  recipe  look  as  if  it  had  been  used."] 

To  two  quarts  flowers  slice  4  lemons,  over  this  pour  4  quarts 
of  hot  water,  not  boiling,  set  away  3  days,  then  put  on  the  stove 
and  boil  20  minutes.  Strain  and  add  3  lbs.  of  sugar.  Put  in  a  jar, 
tie  a  cloth  over  it,  set  in  a  cool  dark  place  to  ferment.  When  you 
can  hear  it  working,  pour  off  and  bottle. 

Quaker  Cinnamon  Rolls 

[Collected  from  Elma  Kobler,  Hays,  Kansas,  by  Marie  K.  Stee- 
ples, 1  July  1958.  Mrs.  Kobler  learned  the  recipe  from  her 
mother,  Sibbyl  Paxson,  who  was  born  in  North  Carolina.  It  is  not 
clear  when  the  sugar  is  added,  probably  with  the  egg  and  salt.] 

1  cake  yeast  dissolved  in        4  T.  sweet  cream        1  t.  salt 

1/2  c.  warm  water  i/2  c.  sugar  1  egg 

H/2  c.  milk  4  T.  butter  6  c.  sifted  flour 

Add  cream  to  milk,  stir,  then  scald.  Cool  to  lukewarm  in  a 
large  bowl.  Add  the  butter  melted,  then  the  dissolved  yeast.  Add 
gradually  the  flour  and  when  there  is  a  fairly  thick  batter  add  the 
egg  and  salt.  Add  the  rest  of  the  flour.  You  may  need  a  little  more 
flour.  This  may  vary,  depending  on  the  consistency  of  the  cream 
and  the  size  of  the  egg.  There  should  be  a  light  dough.  Let  rise 
until  doubled  in  bulk.  Lightly  knead  down.  Let  rise  one-half 
hour  then  roll  out  in  long  roll  about  6  to  8  inches  wide  depend- 
ing whether  a  large  or  small  cinnamon  roll  is  wanted.  It  should 
be  about  1/3  of  an  inch  thick. 

Spread  with  the  following  ingredients: 

14  lb.  butter  3  t.  cinnamon 

14  c.  honey  i/2  c.  brown  sugar 

\A  c.  thick  cream 


Recipes  229 

Spread  the  butter  all  over  the  surface.  Butter  should  be  soft. 
Mix  brown  sugar  and  cinnamon  and  sprinkle  on.  Drop  bits  of 
honey  here  and  there.  Then  the  cream  in  similar  manner  but  do 
not  try  to  spread.  Roll  as  you  would  a  jelly  roll.  Cut  in  slices  $/± 
or  1  inch  thick.  Let  stand  to  rise  till  nice  and  light.  Bake  in  a  pre- 
heated oven  for  10  minutes  at  400°,  then  reduce  the  heat  to  350° 
and  bake  15  minutes  longer. 


IRISH  RECIPE 

Ginger  Ale 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  John  Murphy,  Dighton,  Kansas,  by  Alice 
Gabel,  Fall,  1957.  As  collected,  the  recipe  does  not  make  clear 
what  one  does  with  the  lemons;  presumably  it  is  the  rinds  only 
that  are  put  in  the  crock.] 

6  gal.  water  )    „  .  ,    ., 

i  o  iu  /    Bring  to  boil 

12  lbs.  sugar  j  ° 

Add  i/2  lb.  ginger,  broken  in  small  pieces. 

Bring  to  boil.  Let  simmer  40  minutes. 

10  lemons.  Pare  rinds  very  thin.  Put  in  crock  and  add  hot 
syrup  mixture.  When  cold  add  1  T.  yeast  and  pour  in  a  cask.  Seal 
and  let  set  2  or  3  weeks. 


SWEDISH  RECIPES 

LUTFISK 

[Collected  from  Julia  E.  Norstrom,  Larned,  Kansas,  by  her 
daughter-in-law,  Helen  G.  Norstrom,  Summer,  1958.  Mrs.  Nor- 
strom was  born  in  Hinneryd,  Smolen,  Sweden.] 

Drop  fish  pieces  into  salty  water  and  keep  at  boiling  point  for 
about  15  minutes.  Do  not  boil  hard.  Cool  and  pick  out  all  bones 
and  skin.  Serve  with  rich  cream  sauce,  made  as  follows: 

14  c.  butter  \/A  c.  flour 

Mix  well,  and  add  2  c.  rich  milk.  Stir  continually.  Salt  and  pep- 
per to  taste.  More  butter  may  be  added.  Some  like  to  add  a  little 
mustard  to  the  sauce.  This  is  optional. 

(Putting  the  fish  into  a  thin  muslin  bag  when  boiling  is  a  good 


230  Kansas  Folklore 

idea,  so  that  the  fish  may  be  easily  lifted  out  of  water  when 
cooked.) 

KjOTTBOLLAR 

[Collected  from  Julia  E.  Norstrom,  Lamed,  Kansas,  by 
Helen  G.  Norstrom,  Summer,  1958.  Although  the  recipe  is  not 
specific  on  this  point,  ground  meat  is  used.] 

2  lbs.  beef  1  egg 

1/2  lb.  pork  2  T.  milk  or  water 

About  1  y2  slices  fresh  bread,  or  A  pinch  of  sugar 

4  or  5  crackers  A  bit  of  chopped  onion 

Ground  allspice,  nutmeg, 

paprika 

Soften  the  meat  with  a  little  cold  water.  Moisten  the  bread  be- 
fore adding  to  the  meat. 

Make  into  small  balls,  roll  in  flour,  and  put  in  hot  shortening 
and  fry  until  brown. 

Put  on  a  lid    (not  tight)    and  steam  a  little. 

Lefse 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Anna  Nelson,  La  Crosse,  Kansas,  by  Mar- 
garet Lee,  Fall,  1957.  Miss  Lee  notes  that  lefse  is  often  eaten  with 
lutfisk.  The  recipe  does  not  make  clear  whether  the  sugar  is 
added  with  the  shortening  or  with  the  flour.] 

4  c.  mashed  potatoes  1  t.  salt 

1/3  c.  shortening  1  t.  sugar 

1/2  c.  cream  2  c.  flour 

Boil  potatoes,  mash  very  fine  and  add  cream,  shortening,  and 
salt.  Beat  until  light  and  let  cool.  Add  flour.  Take  piece  of  dough 
and  roll  as  for  piecrust,  rolling  as  thin  as  possible.  Bake  on  top 
of  stove  or  pancake  griddle  until  light  brown,  turning  frequently 
to  prevent  scorching.  Use  moderate  heat.  When  baked,  place  be- 
tween clean  cloths  to  keep  from  becoming  dry. 

Plattar 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  E.  P.  Lundeen,  Garfield,  Kansas,  by 
Jeanie  Morrow,  Fall,  1957.  Plattar  are  fried  like  pancakes.] 

3  eggs — beat  well  1  t.  salt 

2  c.  milk  2  t.  sugar 

1  c.  flour 

Mix.  The  batter  will  be  very  thin.  Let  stand  about  1  hour. 


Recipes  231 

Flat  Br0d 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Sylvan  Lee,  La  Crosse,  Kansas,  by  Mar- 
garet Lee,  Fall,  1957.] 

2  c.  white  flour  or  1  t.  salt 

equal  parts  graham  and  white  2  T.  shortening 

Combine  ingredients.  Add  boiling  water  to  make  a  stiff  dough, 
stirring  continuously.  Cool.  Roll  out  thin  on  a  board  sprinkled 
with  corn  meal.  Bake  on  top  of  stove,  turning  so  as  to  brown 
evenly;  finish  drying  in  oven  for  crisp  flatbread. 


DANISH  RECIPES 

Aebleskiver 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Clara  Ruby,  Lincoln,  Kansas,  by  Leola 
Shaffer,  8  July  1958.  Mrs.  Ruby  was  born  on  a  farm  near  Den- 
mark, Kansas;  her  parents,  Mr.  and  Mrs.  Jens  Nielsen,  were  both 
Danish  immigrants.  Apparently  this  dish  is  cooked  on  top  of  the 

stove.] 


2  c.  buttermilk 

2  c.  flour 

3  eggs 

1  t.  baking  powder 

14  t.  salt 
3  t.  sugar 

1  t.  soda 

Beat  egg  yolks,  add  sugar,  salt,  and  milk;  then  soda  and  baking 
powder  which  has  been  sifted  with  the  flour.  Last  add  the  stiffly 
beaten  egg  whites.  Cook  until  bubbly,  turn  carefully,  using  ice 
pick  or  two-tong  fork,  finish  cooking  on  other  side.  Serve  with 
sugar,  syrup,  or  jelly. 

(These  require  a  special  cooking  pan.  It  is  an  iron  pan  similar 
to  muffin  pan.  Each  cup  would  be  about  half  full  of  the  dough.) 

Fruit  Sago  Soup 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Clara  Ruby,  Lincoln,  Kansas,  by  Leola 
Shaffer.  Mrs.  Ruby  comments,  "The  following  is  a  special  dish  for 
a  mother  with  a  newborn  baby."  When  the  cinnamon  is  added  is 
not  clear,  but  very  likely  it  is  put  in  with  the  raisins  and  prunes.] 

2  qt.  water                         i/2  c.  raisins,  cooked  1  c.  prunes, 

i/2  c.  sago,  or  minute        1  cinnamon  stick,  cooked 

tapioca                                optional  i/2  c.  fruit  juice 
i/2  c.  sugar 


232  Kansas  Folklore 

Stir  sago  into  boiling  water;  add  raisins  and  prunes.  Boil  slowly 
until  sago  is  clear.  Add  fruit  juice  and  sugar.  If  preferred  more 
juice  and  sugar  may  be  added.  Serves  eight. 


GERMAN  RECIPES 

Pfeffernusse 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  D.  P.  Steinle,  now  of  Ontario,  California, 
but  originally  from  Dorrance,  Kansas,  by  her  daughter,  Mrs. 
Egla  E.  Steinle  Olson,  30  June  1958.] 

2  c.  dark  syrup  or  molasses  2  c.  sugar  2  c.  lard 

1/2  t.  black  pepper  1  c.  black  coffee  1  t.  salt 

1/2  t.  nutmeg  1  t.  soda  y2  t.  cloves 

i/2  t.  ginger  1  t.  baking  powder  1  T.  anise  seed 

Mix  together  and  add  flour  to  make  a  stiff  dough.  Roll  into 
long  rolls — diameter  about  1  inch — and  cut  with  a  sharp  knife 
about  1/2  inch  widths.  Bake  in  a  325°  oven  for  about  10-12 
minutes.  These  last  indefinitely. 

(This  recipe  is  an  old  German  recipe  that  was  brought  to 
America  with  our  earliest  pioneers.  No  Christmas  is  complete 
without  them.) 

Krebbel 

[Collected  from  Leola  Scheideman,  Great  Bend,  Kansas,  by 
Helen  G.  Norstrom,  Summer,  1958.] 

Beat  4  eggs  well,  then  add: 

1/2  c.  sugar  1  c.  sweet  milk  i/2  t.  lemon 

4  T.  melted  \/2  t.  salt  flavoring  (optional) 

shortening  Flour  enough  to  make 
1  t.  vanilla  a  rather  stiff  dough 

Roll  out  thin  and  cut  in  strips  about  2"  X  5".  Then  cut  a  slit 
lengthwise  down  the  center  of  each  strip  leaving  about  an  inch 
on  each  end,  stretch,  and  twist  into  different  shapes  and  bake  in 
deep  hot  grease. 

Kraut  Beruck 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Kathryn  Nuss,  Great  Bend,  Kansas,  by 
Eunice  Folds,  8  July  1958.] 

Melt  some  butter  in  a  skillet.  Cut  in  some  onions  and  simmer 
for  a  while.  Cut  cabbage  real  fine  and  add  to  the  onions.  Cover 


Make  "riffles"  out  of  this. 


Recipes  233 

with  a  lid  and  steam  until  done.  Fry  some  hamburger  in  small 
pieces;  after  this  is  done,  mix  with  the  cabbage,  roll  out  bread 
dough,  cut  in  square  pieces,  spoon  cabbage  in  and  pinch  dough 
together.  Let  rise  i/2  hour  and  bake. 

(A  package  of  ready-mix  yeast  bread  was  used.) 

Zelts  Kuchen 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  D.  P.  Steinle,  formerly  of  Dorrance,  Kan- 
sas, by  Mrs.  Egla  E.  Steinle  Olson,  30  June  1958.  The  "riffles"  are 
a  topping  made  by  crumbling  the  ingredients  together  with  the 
fingers.  The  water  may  be  warmed  before  adding  it  to  the  melted 
sugar.] 

Filling: 

2  c.  sugar  y2  c.  flour  1      (Thickening  for  filling) 

2  c.  water  2/£  c.  water  j     Mix  to  a  smooth  consistency. 

]/8  lb.  butter  1  c.  flour 

14  t.  cinnamon  y2  c.  butter  or 

1  t.  vanilla  shortening 

2  T.  sugar 

Melt  2  c.  sugar  in  a  skillet  so  that  it  has  a  medium  brown  color; 
add  the  2  c.  of  water.  (The  sugar  will  harden  after  the  water  is 
added.)  Cook  this  until  hardened  sugar  has  melted  and  is  of  a 
thin  syrupy  consistency.  Add  l/%  lb.  butter.  Then  add  the  above 
flour  and  water  mixture  slowly  (for  thickening)  to  the  syrupy 
consistency  and  stir  well.  Add  the  vanilla  and  cinnamon.  Be  sure 
this  mixture  is  cooled. 

Use  a  rich  bread  dough.  Roll  out  i/2  inch  thick  and  put  it  into  a 
10  X  14  inch  pan  (shallow — 114  inch  or  so  deep) .  Be  sure  dough 
is  well  pressed  into  corners  and  along  edges  of  pan.  Let  this  rise 
for  about  a  half  hour.  After  the  dough  in  the  pan  has  risen,  use  a 
fork  and  puncture  the  dough  here  and  there.  Pour  the  filling 
over  the  bread  dough,  then  crumble  the  "riffles"  over  the  top  of 
the  filling. 

Bake  in  a  preheated  hot  oven  (350°)  for  several  minutes  and 
turn  oven  to  about  300°.  Takes  about  30  minutes  to  bake  the 
kuche. 

(Grease  the  pan  before  bread  dough  is  put  into  the  pan.) 

SCHMIERKASE    PlE 

[Collected  from  Katie  Rudman,  Bogue,  Kansas,  by  Barbara 
Kenyon,  7  July  1958.  Mrs.  Rudman  learned  the  recipe  from  her 
mother,  Mrs.  Magdalena  Eichman.] 


234  Kansas  Folklore 

Make  a  single  crust  pie.  Fill  with  the  following: 
Using  milk  and  eggs  make  a  custard  base.  If  eggs  were  not 
available  it  could  be  thickened  with  flour.  Sweetening  could  be 
sugar,  but  the  old-timers  used  sorghum,  which  gave  it  a  different 
flavor.  To  the  custard  add  a  cup  of  cottage  cheese  and  i/2  c. 
raisins  (ground) .  Season  with  nutmeg  and  bake  in  a  slow  oven 
until  custard  is  done  or  when  cut  with  a  silver  knife  the  knife 
comes  out  clean. 

Roke  Grutze 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Lottie  Furst,  Norton,  Kansas,  by  Alice 
Foley,  Summer,  1958.  Mrs.  Furst  was  born  in  Nurnberg,  Ger- 
many.] 

Juice  of  strawberries,  raspberries,  currents,  blackberries,  etc. 
Sugar  for  3  c.  of  mixed  fruit  juice.  Bring  to  a  boil,  add  about  1/% 
c.  sugar  and  4  T.  cornstarch  dissolved  in  cold  water.  Bring  to  a 
boil  again,  until  above  gets  as  fairly  thick  white  sauce  and  gets 
firm  as  gelatin  after  setting. 


AUSTRIAN  RECIPE 

Stollen 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Edward  Batchman,  Ellinwood,  Kansas, 
by  Geraldine  Fosdick,  Fall,  1957.  Mrs.  Batchman  commented 
that  this  was  a  Christmas  dish.  The  melted  butter  and  sugar  are 
presumably  put  on  top  of  the  dough  just  before  baking.] 

1  c.  milk  Grated  rind  of  1  lemon    (may 

i/2  c.  granulated  sugar  be  added) 

i/2  t.  salt  1  c.  seedless  raisins 

1  pkg.  active  dry  yeast  1  c.  slivered,  blanched 

14  c.  warm  (not  hot)   water  almonds 

5  c.  sifted  all-purpose  flour  2  eggs,  well  beaten 

1/2  c.  canned  diced  citron  3/£  c.  soft  butter  or  margarine 

1/2  c.  finely  cut-up  candied  1  T.  anise  seed,  crushed 

cherries  ]4  c.  melted  butter  or 

margarine 
2  T.  sugar 


Recipes  235 

In  large  saucepan,  scald  milk;  add  i/2  c.  sugar,  salt;  cool  till 
lukewarm.  Meanwhile,  sprinkle  yeast  onto  water  in  small  bowl; 
stir  until  dissolved.  Add  to  lukewarm  milk,  with  1  c.  flour;  with 
egg  beater,  beat  to  remove  lumps.  Cover  with  clean  towel,  let  rise 
in  warm  place  (about  85°  F.)  about  \y2  hours,  or  until  doubled 
in  bulk. 

Now  stir  in  citron,  cherries,  almonds,  lemon  rind,  raisins,  eggs, 
soft  butter,  crushed  anise  seed,  then  3  c.  flour.  On  lightly  floured 
surface,  knead  1  c.  flour  into  dough  until  dough  is  smooth  and 
elastic.  Let  rise  till  doubled  in  bulk.  Knead  into  lengthwise  strips 
about  2"  in  diameter.  Place  in  greased  pan  and  intertwine  or 
braid  three  strips  together.  May  be  decorated  with  blanched  al- 
monds and  candied  cherries. 

Let  rise  till  doubled  in  bulk.  Bake  at  350°  F.  Bake  from  50  to 
60  minutes  or  until  golden. 


HUNGARIAN  RECIPE 

Steratz 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Edna  Blankenburg,  Oakley,  Kansas,  by 
her  daughter,  Judith  Blankenburg,  27  June  1958.  Mrs.  Blanken- 
burg's  maternal  grandmother  came  from  Gols,  Hungary;  her 
mother,  however,  was  born  in  Herndon,  Kansas,  as  was  Mrs. 
Blankenburg  herself.  Mrs.  Blankenburg  comments  that  steratz 
is  a  one-dish  meal,  needing  only  dessert  and  drink  to  com- 
plete it.] 

4  eggs  2-2i/2  c.  milk 

14  t.  salt  (scant)  Flour 

Beat  eggs  well;  add  salt,  milk,  enough  flour  to  make  batter  as 
thick  as  waffle  batter.  Mix  well. 

Prepare  hot  skillet  with  2  heaping  tablespoons  shortening 
melted  in  it.  Pour  in  batter.  When  a  light  crust  has  formed  on 
the  batter,  turn  batter  with  continuous  chopping  motion  until 
none  of  the  batter  sticks  to  pan.  Sprinkle  with  2-3  T.  granulated 
sugar  over  batter.  It  should  be  a  golden  color,  depending  on  the 
eggs.  Serves  4. 

It  may  be  eaten  with  canned  fruit  and  syrup  over  it  as  a  sauce 
or  with  piccalilli,  depending  on  the  diner's  taste. 


236  Kansas  Folklore 

BOHEMIAN  RECIPES 

KOLACKY  X 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Lewis  Talsky,  Ellsworth,  Kansas,  by 
Frank  and  Lewis  McAtee,  Fall,  1957.] 

1/2  c.  sugar  1  t.  salt 

2/s  c.  butter  or  part  butter,  1  c.  cold  water 

part  oleo  or  lard  (Crisco 

makes  the  dough  nicer) 

Bring  to  boiling  point.  Crumble  1  cake  yeast  (or  use  the  dry 
yeast;  2  cakes  of  yeast  makes  rising  faster)  in  large  bowl.  Add  14 
c.  lukewarm  water;  soak  awhile.  When  hot  mixture  is  cool,  add 
to  yeast.  Then  add  1  c.  mashed  potatoes,  2  eggs,  well  beaten.  Add 
2  c.  flour,  beat  3  minutes,  add  flour  until  soft  dough  forms  (6  or 
7  c.  flour — I  never  measure  mine) .  Let  rise  until  double,  punch 
down.  Put  in  refrigerator.  Cover  with  wax  paper  and  tight  lid, 
last  a  week.  Then  when  ready  to  make  kolaches,  make  small 
buns,  put  on  greased  pans,  and  set  in  warm  place  to  raise.  When 
double  in  size,  punch  down  the  center  and  fill  with  filling  such  as 
prunes,  apricots,  or  poppy  seed. 

This  recipe  does  not  have  to  be  put  in  refrigerator.  It  can  be 
used  when  made  or  you  use  part  of  it  and  refrigerate  the  other 
part. 

Tazena  Strudle  s  Jablky 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Maurine  Ehrlich,  Atwood,  Kansas,  by 
Donald  Chandler,  29  June  1957.  Mrs.  Ehrlich's  mother,  Anna 
Haflina  Shimmick,  was  born  in  Kanin,  Czechoslovakia.] 

Melt  a  piece  of  butter  the  size  of  a  large  walnut  in  a  cup  of 
lukewarm  water.  Beat  in  one  egg,  a  fourth  of  a  cup  of  sugar  and 
pinch  of  salt.  Sift  a  quart  of  flour  on  the  bread  board,  make  a 
well  in  the  center,  pour  into  it  the  foregoing,  and  knead  the 
dough  thoroughly,  beating  it  with  a  rolling  pin.  Cover  with  a  hot 
bowl  and  let  it  stand  one  hour.  In  the  meantime  peel  and  slice 
thin  eight  apples.  Pick  over  and  clean  half  a  pound  of  raisins 
and  fry  bread  crumbs  in  butter.  Now  spread  a  white  cloth  on  the 
table,  [place  dough  on  cloth  and  spread  until]  almost  transparent 
(it  must  not  tear  or  break) .  Two  can  do  this  much  better  than 
1  Kolacky  is  the  proper  Bohemian  plural,  but  the  dessert  is  usually  referred 
to  by  its  Anglicized  name,  "kolaches." 


Recipes  237 

one.  Then  sprinkle  with  bread  crumbs,  then  cover  with  the  ap- 
ples, sprinkle  with  raisins,  sugar,  cinnamon,  and  melted  butter 
over  the  dough.  Lift  the  cloth  at  one  side  and  thus  roll  the  strudel 
up  like  a  jelly  roll.  Butter  a  baking  pan,  turn  the  strudel  into  it 
carefully,  rub  it  over  with  butter  and  bake  slowly  one  hour.  Rub 
with  butter  after  it  begins  to  bake,  and  when  it  is  half  done,  pour 
over  it  a  cup  of  milk  or  cream.  When  done,  cut  in  slices,  dust 
each  thickly  with  powdered  sugar  and  serve. 

RlDKE    DOMACI    KVASNICE 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Maurine  Ehrlich,  Atwood,  Kansas,  by 
Donald  Chandler,  29  June  1957.] 

Boil  six  peeled  potatoes  in  a  gallon  of  water,  in  the  evening. 
Strain,  saving  the  water,  mash  the  potatoes,  and  press  them 
through  a  sieve.  When  the  potatoes  are  cool,  pour  over  them  the 
water  in  which  they  have  been  boiled,  add  one  piece  of  dry  yeast 
or  one  piece  of  compressed  yeast,  dissolved  in  tepid  water,  or  one 
cup  of  liquid  yeast,  a  cup  of  sugar,  half  a  cup  of  salt.  Mix  and 
let  it  stand  until  morning.  In  the  morning  pour  off  a  pint  of  this 
yeast  for  future  use  and  use  the  remainder  for  making  bread. 
This  starter  is  used  instead  of  the  regular  sponge;  that  is,  you 
may  set  the  dough  with  it  in  the  morning  when  you  want  to  bake. 
Put  a  pint  of  the  starter  in  a  mason  jar  and  keep  in  a  cool  place 
for  future  use.  It  will  keep  two  weeks.  When  ready  to  bake  bread 
the  next  time,  boil  potatoes  and  proceed  as  directed,  adding  the 
starter  instead  of  yeast.  If  you  do  not  make  enough  bread  to  use  a 
gallon  of  water,  use  less  potatoes,  etc. 


FRENCH-CANADIAN  RECIPES 

Blood  Pudding 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Evelyn  Manny,  Bogue,  Kansas,  by  Bar- 
bara Kenyon,  28  June  1958.  Mrs.  Manny's  mother,  Mrs.  Mary 
Francoeur  Saindon-Ribordy,  was  born  in  Kankakee,  111.,  of  par- 
ents who  had  suffered  the  dispersal  of  the  Acadians  described  in 
Longfellow's  Evangeline.] 

When  a  hog  has  been  stuck  for  butchering,  catch  the  blood  in 
a  clean  pan,  stirring  in  salt  while  blood  is  running  in  the  pan  to 
keep  it  from  curdling.  Strain  through  a  cloth. 

For  each  quart  of  blood  used  add  1  pint  of  milk.  To  this  add 


238  Kansas  Folklore 

1  c.  fresh  fat  which  has  been  ground.  Season  with  1  medium- 
sized  ground  or  chopped  onion,  1  level  teaspoon  of  cinnamon 
and  1/2  *•  °f  cloves. 

Bake  in  oven  till  done.  (About  like  a  custard  but  is  eaten  as  a 
main-course  food.) 

Pea  Soup 

[Collected  from  Mrs.  Emily  Roberts,  Palco,  Kansas,  by  Ma- 
rie K.  Steeples,  28  June  1958.] 

Soak  a  quart  of  dried  peas  in  water  to  cover,  overnight.  Next 
morning  cook  slowly  with  pork  soup  bone.  Salt  to  taste.  For  a 
variation  a  little  thickening  was  added. 


APPENDIX:  MOTIF 
ANALYSES 

Folktales 

Windy  Fate  of  a  Kansas  Tenderfoot 
X924.  Lie:  remarkably  thin  person. 
X1611.  Lies  about  the  wind. 

Harnessing  the  Wind 

F963.  Extraordinary  behavior  of  wind. 

X1611.1.  Lies  about  big  wind. 

Tall  Cyclone  Stories 

X1611.1.  Lies  about  big  wind    (cyclone,  tornado). 

XI 740.  Absurd  disregard  of  natural  laws. 

It's  Hard  to  Believe 

F790.  Extraordinary  sky  and  weather  phenomena. 

XI 640.  Lies  about  dry  weather. 

Changeableness  of  Kansas  Weather 

XI  606.2.  Lies  about  quick  change  in  weather  from  warm  to  cold. 

XI 623.  Lies  about  freezing. 

Ground  Squirrel  Digs  Hole  in  Dust  Storm 
XI 6 11.1.  Lies  about  big  wind. 

The  Buckskin  Clothes  That  Shrank 

XI 750.  Absurd  disregard  of  the  nature  of  objects. 

The  Sand  Hill  Dodger 

XI 381.  Lie:  the  side-hill  beast.  Animal  with  two  short  legs  on  one 

side  for  convenience  in  living  on  hillsides.  It  can  walk  around 

the  hill  in  only  one  direction. 

The  Hoop  Snake 

X1321.3.1.  Lie:  hoop  snake.  Snake  takes  its  tail  in  its  mouth 
and  rolls  like  a  hoop  toward  its  victim. 

239 


240  Kansas  Folklore 

Shooting  Blackbirds 

XI 471.  Lies  about  large  trees. 

XI 250.  Lies  about  birds. 

Quick  Wit 

X1012.  Lie:  person  displays  remarkable  ingenuity  or  resource- 
fulness. 
XI 720.  Absurd  disregard  of  anatomy. 

Two  in  One 

XI  122.2.  Lie:  person  shoots  many  animals  with  one  shot. 

All  the  Geese  That  Resulted  from  One  Shot 

XI  122.2.  Lie:  person  shoots  many  animals  with  one  shot. 

XI  124.3.1.    Gunshot    splits    limb    and    catches    feet    of    birds. 

Type  1890. 
XI 156.  Lie:  other  unusual  methods  of  catching  fish. 
XI 241.  Lies  about  horses. 

A  Fish  Story 

XI 154.  Lie:  unusual  catch  by  fisherman. 

A  Kansas  Legend 

X1411.2.  Lies  about  large  pumpkins. 

X1401.1.    Lie:     animals    live    inside    great    vegetable,    feeding 

from  it. 
X1455.1.  Lies  about  cornstalks. 

Intelligent  Insects 

X1411.2.  Lies  about  large  pumpkins. 

X1282.  Lies  about  bees. 

Great  Wheat  Country 

D  1652.1.3.3.  Inexhaustible  wheat. 

Tall  Sunflowers 

XI 740.  Absurd  disregard  of  natural  laws. 

Big  Straw  Stack 

XI 800.  Miscellaneous  lies  and  exaggerations. 

Grasshoppers  Starved  to  Death 
XI 288.  Lies  about  grasshoppers. 


Appendix  24 1 

The  Cat  He  Couldn't  Kill 

X1211.  Lies  about  cats. 

XI 720.  Absurd  disregard  of  anatomy. 

Chickens  Get  Ready  to  Be  Moved 
B469.5.1.  Helpful  chickens. 

Never  Out  of  Rattlesnake  Oil 
U110.  Appearances  deceive. 

Saving  the  Family's  Money 
K2130.  Troublemakers. 
K1892.  Deception  by  hiding. 

Counting  the  Indians 

XI 700.  Lies:  logical  absurdities. 

Corn  Rows 

X934.  Lie:  remarkable  spitter. 

X1560.  Lies  about  cities. 

Sweet  Revenge 

XI 800.  Miscellaneous  lies  and  exaggerations. 

He  Goot  Horse 

K  134.5.  Owner  trades  a  blind  horse.  He  gives  a  description  that 
is  literally  correct. 

Justice  Joyce 

J 1170.  Clever  judicial  decisions. 

Hanging  the  Jury 

Ml.  Senseless  judicial  decisions. 

For  Mechanical  Purposes 

X1780.  Absurdity  based  on  the  nature  of  the  object. 

The  Flying  Jayhawk 
XI 250.  Lies  about  birds. 

Fighting  a  Grizzly 

X972.  Lie:  remarkable  fighter. 

XI 221.  Lies  about  bears. 

XI 130.  Lie:  hunter's  unusual  experiences. 


242  Kansas  Folklore 

Zavolana  Smrt  (Death  Is  Called) 

Cll.  The  Old  Man  and  Death.  Weary  old  man  wishes  for  death. 

When  Death  appears  at  the  summons  he  asks  for  help  with 

the  load. 

The  Girl  Who  Was  Scared  to  Death 

N384.2.  Death  in  the  graveyard;  person's  clothing  is  caught;  the 

person  thinks  something  awful  is  holding  him;   he  dies  of 

fright. 

The  Little  Glassman 

D2062.1.  Heart  removed  by  magic. 

F281.  Fairy  replaces  man's  heart  with  heart  of  glass. 

K175.  Three  wishes. 

Paul  A.  Gatschet 

St.  Joseph's  Military  Academy 

Legends 

Takaluma,  the  Phantom  Indian 

D1840.  Magic  invulnerability. 

E235.4.5.  Return  from  dead  to  punish  theft  of  skull. 

A  Phantom  Train  on  the  Kansas  Pacific 
E535.4.  Phantom  railway  train. 

The  Midnight  Harvester 

E363.  Ghost  returns  to  aid  living. 

The  Runaway  Tractor 

F960.  Extraordinary  nature  phenomena    (lightning) . 

The  Haunted  Stone  House 
K1888.  Illusory  light. 

Old  Joe's  Ghost 

K1887.  Illusory  sounds. 

K1800.  Deception  by  disguise  or  illusion. 

X460.  Humor  concerning  professions    (constable) . 

The  Sheriff's  Clay  Pipe 

X460.  Humor  concerning  professions    (sheriff) . 

The  Legend  of  Marais  des  Cygnes 
D  161.1.  Transformation  to  swans. 
D670.  Magic  flight. 


Appendix  243 

Legends  of  Waconda  Springs 

T81.6.  Girl  kills  self  after  lover's  death. 

T92.ll.  Rivals  contesting  for  same  girl. 

The  Bender  Legend 

K959.  Fatal  deception,  treacherous  murder. 

The  Legend  of  Drum  Creek 

M341.3.3.  Prophecy,  drowning  in  a  particular  stream. 

The  Legend  of  F amor  a 

N332.  Accidental  poisoning. 

William  E.  Koch 
Kansas  State  University 


KANSAS  FOLKLORE   IN 
PRINT:   A  BIBLIOGRAPHY 


In  general,  the  choice  of  items  for  the  bibliography  was  based 
on  two  criteria:  whether  the  article  dealt  primarily  with  folk- 
lore of  Kansas,  and  whether  it  appeared  in  a  book,  a  magazine, 
or  a  thesis.  Items  which  meet  both  standards  appear  in  Part  I. 
Part  II  consists  of  entries  in  which  folklore  appears  in  some 
quantity  but  is  only  accidental  or  secondary  in  the  author's  pur- 
pose. 


Bingham,  Mabel.  "The  Legend  of  Waconda,"  The  Aerend, 
Spring,  1933,  p.  125. 

Bissell,  W.  O.  "Folk-Lore,  Phillipsburg,"  Phillips  County  Post, 
Souvenir  Edition,  July  12,  1906.    (Two  local  stories.) 

Coburn,  F.  D.  "Some  Kansas  Facts  and  Fictions,"  Report  of  the 
Kansas  Commission  Trans-Mississippi  and  International  Ex- 
position. Topeka:   1878. 

Cory,  Charles  E.  Place  Names  of  Bourbon  County,  Kansas.  Ft. 
Scott,  Kan.:  Whiteside  Publishing  Co.,  1928.  (Names  and 
name  origins  of  streams,  towns,  townships,  ghost  towns,  etc.) 

Davenport,  Gertrude  C.  "Folk-Cures  from  Kansas,"  Journal  of 
American  Folklore,  XI  (1898),  129-132.  (Forty-four  cures 
collected  in  Douglas  and  Coffey  counties.) 

Devoe,  Carrie.  Legends  of  the  Kaw:  The  Folklore  of  the  Indians 
of  the  Kansas  River  Valley.  Kansas  City,  Mo.:  Franklin  Hud- 
son Publishing  Co.,  1904. 

Dinkel,  Phyllis  A.  "Old  Marriage  Customs  in  Herzog  (Victoria) , 
Kansas,"  Western  Folklore,  XIX   (1960) ,  99-105. 

Green,  Charles  R.  Tales  and  Traditions  of  the  Marais  des 
Cygnes  Valley.  Olathe,  Kan.:  Author,  1914. 

245 


246  Kansas  Folklore 

Gritten,  Mary  L.  "Folklore  as  a  Motivation  in  Class  and  Com- 
munity," Bulletin  of  the  Kansas  Association  of  Teachers  of 
English,  April,  1957,  pp.  1-3. 

Harrington,  J.  P.  "American  Indian  Place  Names,"  Nature, 
CXLII   (1938) ,  960. 

Hay,  R.  "Kaw  and  Kansas:  A  Monograph  on  the  Name  of  the 
State,"    Kansas    State    Historical    Society    Transactions,    IX 
(1906) ,  521-526. 

Hull,  Myra  E.  "Cowboy  Ballads,"  Kansas  Historical  Quarterly, 
VIII  (1939) ,  35-60.  (Fifteen  songs  with  words  and  music, 
including  several  variants.) 

.  "Kansas  Play-Party  Songs,"  Kansas  Historical  Quarterly, 

VII   (1938) ,  258-286.   (Twenty-four  songs  with  words,  twelve 
with  music.) 

Koch,  William,  and  Mary  Koch.  "Beat  the  Drum  Slowly,  Boys," 
Kansas  Magazine,  1956,  pp.  8-12.  (Discussion  of  the  bad 
men  and  balladry,  with  reference  to  killers  in  Kansas.) 

.  "More  Wellerisms  from  Kansas,"  Western  Folklore,  XIX 

(1960),  196. 

"Opportunities  in  Kansas  Folklore,"  Bulletin  of  the  Kan- 


sas Association  of  Teachers  of  English,  February,  1956,  9-11. 
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(1959),  180. 

-.  "Kansas  History  and  Folksong,"  Heritage  of  Kansas,  V 


(May,  1961) ,  3-32. 

Teaching  Folklore  in  the  Schools:  A  Symposium.  Man- 


hattan, Kan.:  The  Castle-Patrick  Publishing  Co.,  1961  (for 
Kansas  Folklore  Society) . 

Lathrop,  Amy.  "Pioneer  Recipes  from  Western  Kansas,"  Western 
Folklore,  XX  (1961),  1-22. 

Lippert,  Dale.  "Cowboy  Lingo  (Horse  Talk) ,"  The  Aerend, 
Summer,  1936,  pp.  157-159.  (Examples  of  slang  terms  regard- 
ing horses.) 

McMullen,  Mildred  L.  "The  Prairie  Sings:  Northwest  Kansas 
Folksongs."  Unpublished  Master's  thesis,  University  of  Kan- 
sas, 1946.    (Collected  chiefly  in  Norton  County.) 

Mechem,  Kirke.  "Home  on  the  Range,"  Kansas  Historical  Quar- 
terly, XVII  (1949),  313-339.  (Discusses  facts  and  fictions 
about  the  state  song.) 


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XIII   (1944),  3-15.   (An  entertaining  and  informative  article 
on  the  origin  and  development  of  the  state  bird.) 

O'Leary,  H.  D.  "Slang  in  Kansas,"  Nation,  XCIV   (1912) ,  462. 

Pingry,  Carl,  and  Vance  Randolph.  "Kansas  University  Slang," 
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Porter,  Kenneth  W.  "Kansas  Song,"  Journal  of  American 
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ballad.) 

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VIII  (1958) ,  158-160. 

Randolph,  Vance.  "Wet  Words  in  Kansas,"  American  Speech, 
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Ruppenthal,  J.  C.  "Jottings  from  Kansas,"  Dialect  Notes,  V 
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Sackett,  S.  J.  "Folk  Speech  in  Schoenchen,  Kansas,"  Western 
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concerned  with  collecting  and  publishing  folklore  from  Kan- 
sas, with  an  essay  on  "Folklore  and  Fakelore"  by  Koch.) 

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lore, XX  (1961) ,  102. 

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Scheffer,  Theodore  H.  "Geographical  Names  in  Ottawa  County," 
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Weigel,  Lawrence  A.,  and  Nick  J.  Pfannenstiel.  German  Folk 
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White,  Mary  Frances.  "Strange  Tales  from  Kansas."  Doctoral 
dissertation,  University  of  Denver,  1955.  (Collected  primarily 
from  diaries,  journals,  and  newspapers.) 

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Winters,  Eleanor.  "Folk-Say  from  Kansas,"  The  Aerend,  Winter, 
1934,  pp.  42-43.  (Discusses  "The  Lane  County  Bachelor" 
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Wyatt,  P.  J.  "I'm  Not  Selling  Anything:  Some  Folklore  from 
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II 

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Kan.:  Courier-Tribune,  1938.  (Contains  a  chapter  on  folk- 
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toms, and  seven  of  the  most  popular  cowboy  songs  on  the 
trail.) 

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1943.  (Includes  some  customs  and  tales.) 

Hall,  Carrie  A.,  and  Rose  G.  Kretsinger.  The  Romance  of  the 
Patchwork  Quilt  in  America.  Caldwell,  Idaho:  The  Caxton 
Printers,  Ltd.,  1935.  (Includes  references  to  Kansas  and  a 
number  of  plates  of  quilt  blocks  found  in  the  state  or  named 
after  it.) 

Harvey,  Alexander  M.  Tales  and  Trails  of  Wakarusa.  Topeka: 
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Howes,  Charles  C.  This  Place  Called  Kansas.  Norman,  Okla.: 
University  of  Oklahoma  Press,  1952.  (Includes  some  lore 
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Inman,  Henry  M.  Tales  of  the  Trail.  Topeka:  Crane  and  Co., 
1898.  (Gives  expansive  "literary"  treatment  to  several  yarns 
of  frontier  life.) 

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Viking  Press,  1939.  (Contains  a  brief  chapter  on  folklore.) 

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County.  Includes  types  of  entertainment,  celebrations,  cures, 
customs,  etc.) 

Lawless,  Ray  M.  Folksingers  and  Folksongs  in  America.  New 
York:  Duell,  Sloan  and  Pearce,  1960.  (Includes  brief  notes  on 
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Lehmann,  H.  C,  and  P.  A.  Witty.  Psychology  of  Play  Activities. 
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Lowther,  Charles  C.  Dodge  City,  Kansas.  Philadelphia:  Dor- 
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attempt  at  scholarly  treatment.) 

Meltzer,  George.  "Social  Life  and  Entertainment  on  the  Frontiers 
of  Kansas,  1854-1890."  Unpublished  Master's  thesis,  Univer- 
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1936. 

Pabst,  Lettie  Little.  Kansas  Heritage.  New  York:  Vantage  Press, 
1956.  (Contains  several  pages  of  beliefs  and  cures,  some  cus- 
toms.) 

Reinbach,  Edna.  Music  and  Musicians  in  Kansas.  Topeka:  Kan- 
sas State  Historical  Society,  1930.  (A  fifty-page  monograph 
discussing  immigrant  songs,  folksongs,  state  songs,  and  a  list 
of  Kansas  musicians.) 

Stephens,  Kate.  Life  at  Laurel-Town  in  Anglo-Saxon  Kansas. 
Lawrence,  Kan.:  Alumni  Association  of  the  University  of 
Kansas,  1920.    (Contains  a  few  interesting  folksongs.) 

Vestal,  Stanley.  Short  Grass  Country.  New  York:  Duell,  Sloan, 
&  Pearce,  1941.  (Some  treatment  of  folkways  and  lore  in  Kan- 
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P.  J.  Wyatt 
Kansas  State  Teachers  College,  Emporia 


TITLE   INDEX   OF   SONGS 


Air  Ye  Waken,  Maggie?  152 

Charles  Guiteau  159 

Comin'  Back  to  Kansas  180 

Dewey-Berry  Song,  The  144 

Down  in  the  Holler  215 

Fair  Margaret  and  Sweet  William  162 

Gypsy  Maid,  The  177 

Hancock  Boys,  The  153 

Home  on  the  Range  140 

Jealous  Lover,  The  179 

Kansas  Jayhawker  Song  142 

Kansas  Land  143 

Lane  County  Bachelor,  The  146 

Little  Red  Wagon  Painted  Blue  214 

Marching  'Round  the  Levee  216 

McAfee's  Confession  175 

Miller  and  His  Three  Sons,  The  173 

Miller  Boy,  The  214 

Ogalley  Song  152 

On  the  Bed  Ground  in  a  Cow  Camp  157 

Patanio  155 

Pawpaw  Patch  218 

Pretty  Girl  I  Left  Behind,  The  151 

Pretty  Peggy  O  170 

Railroad  Man,  The  154 

Risselty,  Rosselty  168 

Sweet  Trinity,  The  165 

There's  No  Place  Like  Home  149 

Three  Rogues,  The  171 

Weavers  Song,  The  150 

Weevily  Wheat  217 

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A  Note  on  the  Kansas  Folklore  Society 


The  Kansas  Folklore  Society  was  organized  in  1956  as  a  non- 
profit organization  devoted  to  the  preservation,  publication, 
and  study  of  folk  materials  and  local  history  in  Kansas  and  ad- 
joining areas.  The  idea  for  this  collection  of  Kansas  folklore 
was  conceived  by  the  executive  committee  of  the  society,  on 
which  sit  representatives  of  most  of  the  major  colleges  and 
universities  in  the  state,  and  the  task  of  preparing  the  studies 
and  papers  which  comprise  the  volume  was  assigned  to  various 
members.  Membership  now  exceeds  two  hundred  persons,  who 
come  from  all  walks  of  life. 


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